The thirty-eighth round of Meng Po soup on the bridge

Ermao was drunk and carrying Zhang Shan on his back, and was blown down in front of a large canyon by a gust of wind.

The little pig dragged the corner of the second sweater and crawled with a roll, and was thrown and screamed! Ermao firmly grabbed Zhang Shan, but in the end, he couldn't let Guan Li throw him out.

The canyon is deep and bottomless, and there is a bridge between the two mountains and above the canyon. The other end of the bridge leads to a tunnel-style opening. In the center of the bridge is a large cauldron with a fragrant ecstasy soup...

"Hey, hey, all the people who pass by are guests! When you are tired, you can rest your feet, drink a bowl of my Meng Po soup, and ensure that you can forget the red dust! Go to the underworld to see the king of Hades earlier, and reincarnate and redo people!"

From a distance, there were many people walking hobbling on the bridge. They were hungry and thirsty...

Seeing the pot and hearing the greeting, everyone rushed to drink the Meng Po soup...

"Ouch! Don't worry! Don't squeeze! Take your time, make sure that each of you drinks my Meng Po soup!" Meng Po spoke in a very strong Shanxi accent.

Ermao carried Zhang Shan on his back and led the pig to Meng Po's side. He took a look at the Meng Po soup, which was completely viscous black liquid, and although it was not very good-looking, it exuded a faint fragrance.

Ermao suddenly felt a rumbling in his stomach, and an unbearable hunger and thirst that he had never felt before quietly hit his throat, and a raging flame ...... appeared between his burning tongue.

"Good girl! No wonder all the souls in hell rush to drink the Meng Po soup, it turns out that it has such a temptation!" Er Mao was hungry in his mouth, knowing that in his heart, even if he starved to death and died of thirst, he could not drink the Meng Po soup, otherwise he would not be able to find his way home.

"If you're thirsty, drink it," Meng Po seemed to see through Ermao's refusal to drink, and enthusiastically handed over a bowl of soup and said seriously: "This is the most tender forget-worry grass collected from the side of the bridge, the most delicate nightmare flower dug out of the heart swamp, the most damp memorial moss scraped from the top of the Hades Palace, plus the Lethe water, I personally carefully boiled it, if you are thirsty, just drink a bowl." ”

Ermao looked at the Meng Po soup, swallowed a mouthful of saliva greedily, but shook his head.

"Young man, it's a long way to go to the eighteenth floor of hell, and there is no better kind person like me to bring soup for free. Drink my Meng Po soup to quench your thirst and forget your worries!

"Meng Po!" Ermao said, "I'm not thirsty, Brother Zhang Shan on my shoulder was drunk when he came, he must be thirsty, you let him drink a bowl of soup to relieve the bar!"

"Drunk?" Meng Po lifted Zhang Shan's head and looked at it: "Ouch! An alcoholic! Why did you let him drink so much wine!

"Ouch!" Ermao said in Meng Po's tone: "I don't want him to drink so much wine, so I have to carry him all the way!"

"Ouch! How can you still make soup when you are so drunk? Why do you still have a child with you? The child must be thirsty, so you might as well give him a bowl to drink." Meng Po said that she wanted to feed the pig soup herself.

"Meng Po!" Ermao hurriedly blocked Meng Po's bowl with his hand and said, "This kid can't drink?"

"Hey!" said Meng Po, "why can't you drink it? The child must be thirsty." ”

"Meng Po!" Ermao pulled Pig Pig behind him and said, "In vain, you have been doing business on this Nai He Bridge for so many years, but you can't see the origin of this child?"

"What kind of business have I done? What business have I done? My Meng Po has been doing loss-making business all these years, and I haven't made a penny of benefits, so I have to take the ingredients and water, and I have to take the firewood money, do I have to do this business? Have I done a loss-making business these years? I don't care what his origin is! I have to drink a bowl of the ecstasy soup cooked by my Meng Po, otherwise, don't think about crossing the bridge!"

"What Meng Po said! Yes, what he said!" Er Mao took out a hand and pulled Meng Po aside, quietly stuffed a few hundred-yuan bills into Meng Po's hand and said: "When I came, I was in a hurry, I forgot to bring more money, you take this money, you can buy what you want to eat, small meaning!

"You kid can do it!!" Meng Po said: "Since you bribe me with this, I will simply pick out the words, one three thousand, three ten thousand." ”

"Ahh

"What are you yelling about?" Meng Po pointed her finger at Ermao's scalp and said, "I just haven't been to school, old lady, what's wrong?"

"Hey, Meng Po!" Ermao turned to everyone and said: "You don't know how to count, I will count it to you in front of everyone, I will never fool people, so many people are witnesses, as the saying goes, this three gets three, two three gets six, three three gets nine, three people are nine thousand, not ten thousand." ”

"Who said that three thousand for one person is ten thousand for three people. ”

"Ouch! I said you stupid old woman, hey, haven't you learned multiplication and are ninety-nine? Nine, not 10,000, 9,000. ”

"Ten thousand!"

"Nine thousand!"

"Ten thousand!"

"Nine thousand!"

"Ten thousand!"

"Okay! Don't argue, 10,000 is 10,000!" Ermao said: "People do business with small profits and quick turnover, just you, the more you buy, the more ruthless you kill!"

"Hey, this time you're right, the more people you get, the more money you get, and if you don't want to take the money, I don't want you!"

"Oh! what a eggplant grows on a tomato tree. Ermao's headless words made Meng Po mutter. Although she didn't know what Lu Dao Ermao's words meant, she also knew that Lu Dao was by no means a good thing.

"What do you mean?"

"It's not the same!" Ermao blurted out, which angered Diao Mengpo.

"What do you mean? Who doesn't do the same?" Meng Po pointed and scratched as if she was going to hit someone.

"What's the matter? Do you want to beat someone?" Ermao bent down and put Zhang Shan on the ground, straightened up, clapped his hands, and said: "I'm afraid that Ermao is an old woman? You visit and ask me what Ermao did when he was alive? Don't think I'm afraid that this is your territory! I'll tell you the truth, the king of Hades has to be polite when he sees me, do you believe it?"

"It's just you!" Meng Po looked at Ermao and said, "You kid is not afraid of the wind flashing his tongue." ”

"Ha Lu Ha!" Ermao smiled and said, "You still don't accept what I say, right?"

"Hey, I won't accept it, what's the matter? I won't be the same? Just look at this whole world, the underworld, who dares to compare with me? Who can still make my different ecstasy soup? Can you ask how many dead people in the whole world will not go through my level? How many people will do the same business with me? Or, if I don't do it, if I want to do it, I will do something different from others! There is only one family between heaven and earth, and I am alone in the underworld! "Good fellow! That Meng Po shouted and screamed, and she was full of pride.

"It looks amazing!" Ermao pretended to be adoring!

Meng Po was even more energetic.......

"What's the matter?" Ermao changed his cynical face after a while: "What's different? I don't think you're any different from others! If you want to say it's different, it's more ruthless to kill people than others!"

Ermao's words are more and more outrageous, just said that people are not the same, people replied with a series of resounding reasons why they are different, and he said that people are not different, which simply made Meng Po angry.

"You say I'm slaughtering people!" Meng Po became angry and shouted at the top of her voice: "You let everyone comment on the reasoning, you have taken up my annual quota, how much do I charge you an extra thousand yuan? Meng Po was a little indignant: "Then the king of Hades has tens of millions of gifts a year, plus the income from buying and selling his life has to be hundreds of millions a year." This is not to mention the small three and four and villas sent by others. ”

Hearing this, Ermao was stupid, and he couldn't imagine that this underworld was so dark. began to sympathize with Meng Po. However, sympathy is sympathy, and it's really not good to have no money!

"Meng Po!" Ermao smiled and changed his tone and said, "Can you ask for less?"

"Hmph! There are no doors, no one is missing. "Turn around and leave.

"Meng Po! My good Meng Po!" Ermao hurriedly grabbed Meng Po and said, "When I came, I didn't expect to do this in the underworld, I didn't bring that much money, do you think you can do it less?"

"A little less, a little less?"

"Three thousand?"

"Okay!"

"Great!" Ermao didn't expect Meng Po to be so happy, and regretted quarreling with others.

"Dollars!"

"Ah!" Ermao didn't expect Meng Po to be so ruthless. Angry hatred can't bite her to death.

"Meng Po!" Ermao was about to cry: "You are good, I really didn't bring so much money!"

"Don't you have enough money?"

"Hmm!" Ermao nodded helplessly.

"It's easy to do, I'll give you an account, just hit my card when you go back!"

"Ah!" made Ermao say nothing in surprise. I thought, "This underworld is about to catch up with the yang!"

"What's so strange about that? Haven't you heard that money can make ghosts grind!"

"Ahhh!!h

"To" Meng Po handed a note: "This is my account, Global Pass, don't forget to put the money on the old lady." If you fool me, don't blame the old lady for coming to the door to ask for her life!"

"Hey!" Ermao took the account and looked at it and handed it back: "Here, I don't need this account anymore." ”

"Why don't you need it?" Meng Po was very strange: "Pay cash?"

"Hey, by the way, I'd better pay in cash!" Ermao sent a stack of money.

"That's right!" Meng Po smiled and said, "I know that your kid is rich." "Take the money as you speak. He counted them skillfully, and then shouted, "Oops! not enough money!"

"Why is it not enough? I ordered it, how much is it worse?" Ermao pretended to be surprised!

"Not enough, not enough, only three thousand!"

"Isn't it three thousand?"

"Three thousand for one person. ”

"That's right! We've talked about 3,000 per person! I'm not giving less!"

"It's just yours alone, and you're still two people left to pay it together. ”

"Where are the other two? I'm alone!"

"Don't cheat, boy, it's useless. "When Meng Po went to find the pig and Zhang Shan, where was there still anyone?

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