The thirty-ninth time of the Yama Palace, Meng Po was played

A child who was less than a few days old walked on the Yama hall, holding a sleeping adult in his hand. How could the infant baby have such divine power? His actions attracted the attention of the Lord of Yama and the judges...

"Judge, look at the book of life and death, what is this child's surname?"

"Don't worry about the judge!" said Ermao and appeared on the Yama Palace.

"You are?"

"Don't ask who I am," Ermao snatched Hades and said, "You just need to know who he is!"

"What a big breath! I haven't seen such a big person in the Yama Palace, the Warrior of the Town Palace!

"Wait!" Ermao stopped a few strange-shaped iron melon warriors who were about to step forward to perform their duties, and pointed with his hand and said, "Hades, you stole my things, not only did you not apologize, but you were so rude!"

"Where did you come from, wild boy!" Hades patted the wood in shock: "How dare you come to my Yama Hall to talk nonsense!"

"Hades, you really have eyes and don't know Mount Tai!" Ermao was full of arrogance, looking not humble or disrespectful.

"Bastard, how dare you be wild! Say I have eyes and don't know Tarzan!" said Hades, his hair and beard trembling in anger. "Come on....... ”

"Yan Jun!" the judge interrupted Hades' words and whispered to him, "Seeing that this kid must have a background in such a big way, it is better to listen to what he has to say before making a calculation." ”

"Hmm!" said Hades, "and let him tell me where he came from?"

"Ask me where I came from?" Ermao said, "You have to hold back before I can speak." ”

"It's okay! This palace is full of my henchmen, you just say it!"

"Hey, don't reveal it! How can you tell everyone?"

"If you want to say that, come and tell me. ”

"You come here. ”

"You come over and say. ”

"You come here. ”

"Okay! give you this face!" Ermao reluctantly walked over to Hades, bent down and put his head on Hades' ear and whispered for a while. When the king of Hades heard this, he immediately became polite, clenched his fists and said, "Disrespectful, disrespectful!

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say!" Ermao returned the salute with a fist.

"Come on, look at ......!"

"No, I'll do it myself!" Without waiting for Hades' command, he sat on the right side of Hades with a big grin, and lifted Erlang's legs by the way.

"Come on, look at ....... ”

"No! I'll do it myself!" Before Hades could finish speaking, he reached out and grabbed Hades' teacup and drank it.

"How do you use Yan Jun's cup?" the judge couldn't stand it anymore.

"Same, the same!" he didn't see a head. The king of Hades was so angry that he didn't say anything, and coughed dryly twice and asked, "Your Excellency's purpose here?"

"Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry! Such a good tea will be drunk first! Hades! Such a good Longjing tea must be bribed by a corrupt official!," Ermao's question that didn't know the depth and was not serious made the Hades very embarrassed: "Hahaha! You really know how to laugh, how can anyone bribe me in the Qingshui Yamen!"

"Hey!" Ermao drank tea while swinging his hand like a merchant's drum: "No, no, no! Your Hades are so insincere, I've heard about it." ”

"Did you hear? What did you hear?" it was clear that Hades was nervous.

"You have to have tens of millions of gifts a year, plus the money to buy your life, you will earn at least hundreds of millions a year!"

"Ahh

"This is not to mention the little three, little four, or something given by others, I heard that there are dozens of villas!"

"You, who did you listen to?" Hades panicked.

"What Meng Po said!"

"What did Meng Po tell you?"

"That's right! It was Meng Po who told me herself!"

Ermao deliberately said this in order to anger the king of Hades, but he didn't expect the king of Hades to be really fooled. But the black-faced Yama was angry.

"Come, hurry up and invite Meng Po to the Yama Palace!"

The errand officer went down, and Ermao stole for a long time.

After a while, Meng Po walked up to the hall and said, "I've seen Yan Jun!"

"Hmm!" Hades snorted lightly and said unhappily, "Mrs. Meng......! ”

"What did Hades hear?" asked Meng Po.

"Ha Lu Ha!" Ermao smiled and walked to Meng Po's side and whispered, "If the king of Hades asks you, you can tell the truth!"

"What did I say?" Obviously, Meng Po didn't know why.

"That's what you told me. Ermao whispered with his toes against Meng Po's ear.

"What did I tell you?" it seemed that Meng Po had forgotten about it.

"That's it!"

"Which one?"

"Hey, why did you forget?" Ermao prompted: "Hades took bribes." ”

"Ahh

"Ahh "Ermao is like a person who has nothing to do.

"You kid is a fool! When will I say it!" Meng Po tried to trick him.

"Don't be hard-mouthed, let's move quickly!"

"What do you want me to recruit? Do you want to induce a confession?" Meng Po knew the seriousness of the Dao problem, and she couldn't admit it, but she couldn't let Ermao continue to talk nonsense, so she wanted to reverse the passive situation, and deliberately raised her voice and said, "You wild boy who doesn't know the height of the sky, you dare to lie and talk nonsense in His Royal Highness, you really don't know whether you live or die!

"Yes, do you have proof?" Hades, who had been listening for a long time, finally spoke.

"Evidence?" Ermao was dumbfounded, he didn't expect this old woman Meng to be so difficult to deal with. After scratching his scalp, he had an idea, and stepped forward and whispered to Meng Po: "Meng Pozi, let me tell you the truth! If there is no evidence, I dare to go to the king of Hades and talk nonsense?"

"What evidence?" Meng Po was also confused, and she didn't know the truth, and she didn't know the bottom of her heart.

"What do you see this?" said Ermao, who took out something in the shape of a fountain pen in his hand.

"What is this?" Meng Po didn't know.

"Voice recorder!"

"Voice recorder?" Meng Po had heard of tape recorders, but she had never heard of voice recorders, so they must have similar functions.

"I've recorded all your words here, do you want me to listen to them for everyone?"

Although Ermao was tricky, he scared Meng Po stupidly. She has been slaughtering people for many years, but I didn't expect to be slaughtered by others today. I was so angry in my heart, but because it was not good to hold the handle in other people's hands, I could only force a smile and say: "Brother Huangmao, don't let it go, don't let it go" She begged: "Can you hide this matter, it's easy to talk about other things." ”

"Well said?"

"Well said!"

"That's easy, you just have to give me this!" said Ermao and made a gesture to count the money.

Meng Po is not stupid, how can she not know what Ermao wants, although Meng Po is a hundred reluctant, she can only obediently return the 3,000 yuan to Ermao: "Hades's side is yours." Meng Po had a hundred helplessness written on her face.

"Meng Po, don't worry! Wrap yourself in me. Ermao took the money and smiled, overjoyed! He turned back to Hades and said, "Hades! When I was passing through the Naihe Bridge, there was a little misunderstanding with Meng Po, just now I was joking and wanted to borrow your hand to fix her, don't be surprised! How can a person of your status like Hades accept bribes? You are a good official who is honest and honest! A good official who is hard to find in heaven and earth!" As he spoke, he sat back in his original chair.

The king of Hades knew that this kid had just made a deal with Meng Po behind his back, and he also knew that he was sure that he said those words with Meng Po's personality. Besides, there is a big hall of people, it is no good to shout in front of so many people, people from all countries have it, if they are allowed to spread it on the Internet, soon the whole world will know about it, a corrupt official who buys his life, even if the United Nations lets him, the Jade Emperor can't let it, unless he doesn't want to be the king of Hades, a fool can do that!

"Hahaha!" Hades smiled and put on a generous look and said, "Is it a misunderstanding......?

"Ao" Ermao took over the topic very interestingly and said: "I have three things here!"

"Oh, those three things?"

"One, I came with Brother Zhang Shan, because Thirteen Niang took revenge and asked for my brother Zhang Shan, and I knew that his life was not over. ”

"Oh! I see, judge, quickly check and see how many Yang Shou there are in Lushan and Zhangshan?" commanded the king of Hades.

"Yes!" Judge Cui responded and checked the book of life and death, and then whispered to the king of Hades: "This Lushan Zhang Shanyang has reached the end of his life. ”

"Ahh

I saw the judge wave his hand, and Zhang Shan disappeared on the spot.

"Is this satisfactory to Mr. Yellow Hair?" asked Hades.

"Satisfied! satisfied!" Ermao was overjoyed.

"Sir, let's talk about the second thing. ”

"This second thing is easy to say, I just want to know how old I can live?"

"Quick, check it out for Mr. Huang Mao!"

The king of Hades instructed the judge to investigate, and after a while the judge reported, "There is no such person." ”

"Oh, no, is there something wrong with this book of life and death?" Hades wondered.

"Without me!?" Ermao is also strange!

"Impossible!" said the judge, "This matter of the yang world has always been to create death first and then to rebirth, and there can never be any leakage." ”

"That's weird! You're not called Yellow Hair. Hades suddenly understood.

"That's right! My nickname is Gouzi! My big name is Cheng Yaotong! I am nicknamed Ermao, and I live in Yiheyuan, Shandong!"

"I said, don't call it yellow hair, you said it earlier! The judge complained.

"You didn't ask! I thought you knew the truth!" "Is Ermao the master who has been complained about and angry?"

"Okay, okay!" Hades interrupted and said, "Check it out!"

The judge opened the book of life and death, and the result disappointed Ermao!

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