The chicken dog ascends to heaven, and the chicken dog is happy, but living in the world, there will be many rules and regulations to restrict, and you can't do whatever you want, otherwise, wouldn't it be a big mess in the world?

Sixty Lipu Town is in the realm of mortals, and it is the place where Wang Hua's home is located. In the Immortal Realm, the Sixty Lipu Town and the Red Star Array, the area west of Nanzhao Town, until the area directly under the jurisdiction of Yingzhou, which is called the location of Zhaoguan City. If there is a boy with yin and yang eyes, after the summer rain, sometimes you can see that in the sky within a radius of more than ten miles, there will be a golden palace, as well as a fairy with golden helmets and golden armor, and it is said that you can faintly hear the neighing of the golden foal. What is the strange story of the appearance of the golden rooster and the appearance of the golden rabbit, in the mortal realm of Zhaoguan City, from the old man to the child, everyone can tell many versions of the story in detail.

In October 2008, a golden turtle appeared in the fish shop in Hongxing Town, sold for many days, but no one dared to buy it, and was released in the river after the worst, and I heard that it was still sent away with incense. It's just that after Wang Hua and his cousin learned about this matter, the golden turtle has been released, because he missed the strange thing, he regretted it, and provoked Wang Hua's cousin to scold the turtle seller for not knowing anything, why can't he wait more time? Since then, Wang Hua's cousin, who has never been to the fish shop, has visited the fish shop many times, but unfortunately he has never found the golden turtle again.

Wang Hua's hometown is located in a place where there are many strange things, which are not only because of the Huai River, but also because of the Zhaoguan City, according to legend, the city lord of Zhaoguan City is the descendant of the sage Shao Zi, who has been the successor of the city lord in Zhaoguan City for many years, and is a hereditary city lord who does not promote, move or descend. If you don't rise, move, or degrade, what can such a person do with such a position or such a person? Later, when the people were dissatisfied with the city lord who summoned the city, they removed the ears of the city that had ears and turned them into the city without ears.

Zhaoguan City has no ancient culture except for the two non-existent Xi Shi graves and pipe graves that were later bulldozed by mortals. is another joke that is not elegant, Wu Zixu beat the horse across the Wujiang River, or insulted Shahemen.

As for another very controversial topic, it is said that the relationship between Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhaoguancheng is the most intimate, Zhu Yuanzhang lived among the mortals in the territory under the jurisdiction of Zhaoguancheng when he was a child, and left many stories and legends. After Zhu Yuanzhang established the Ming Empire, he wanted to establish the imperial capital in Zhaoguan City, and Liu Bowen, the military advisor at that time, did not want to see that the Zhu family's country was not bad, otherwise there would be no need for the existence of strategists, so he deceived Zhu Yuanzhang to Nanjing. Zhu Yuanzhang's Zhu character is the pig word, Hai is the Hai of the pearl Mingzhi, which is the name of the pig in the zodiac, and the bead word and the Zhu character are universal, so Zhu is the pig. Zhaoguan City is an enclosure, pigs into the pen, full of food and drink, worry-free, that is, there is the emperor's life of being waited for for thousands of years. Just like the city lord of Zhaoguancheng, he will not be promoted, moved, or surrendered, if such a dynasty continues, why do you need to have a minister? In the end, the military advisor Liu Bowen deceived Zhu Yuanzhang into going to Nanjing, which made the Ming dynasty glorious for a while, after 12 generations, 16 emperors, and the end of 276 years of Guozuo. The rise and fall of a dynasty is not as comfortable as Shao Zi's descendants who have been staying in Zhaoguan City.

The city lord of Zhaoguan City is an immortal who does not ask about the world, and he is also an immortal without ears, and all things are managed by Liu Yidao, the head catcher under his subordinates, but it gives Liu Yidao a lot of power, and several calls are equivalent to acting city lords.

On this day, the immortal officer on duty in Zhaoguan City found six meteor-like things flying in the sky, and gradually saw that five of them were chickens, and these chickens were allowed to fly in the sky with wings, regardless of day and night, because they had wings, they had to be allowed to fly. But there is a little yellow dog without wings, which is against the rules of heaven, but anyone who does not have wings, as long as it is in broad daylight, is not allowed to fly in the sky, one of the immortal officials on duty found out about the case, and immediately reported the matter of violating the prohibition of heaven to Liu Yidao.

Liu Yidao is a young immortal wearing golden helmets and armor, who has been standing in the side hall of Zhaoguan City, watching the things in the mortal world through the mirror of a gossip mirror embedded in the middle hall of the side hall. As for what happened in Wang Hua's house on the night of December 25, I can't say everything about it, at least in the side hall of Zhaoguan City, through the images of the gossip mirror embedded in the middle hall, I can see the things that can be seen clearly. Suddenly, there was a subordinate immortal officer on duty to report: In the mortal sky under the rule of Zhaoguan City, a UFO was found on the twenty-sixth day, and it was a wingless thing flying with five chickens. Liu Yidao listened to the report of the immortal official on duty, but he just hummed, and there was no follow-up.

The dark-faced immortal officer on duty with deep eyes reported it again, and Liu Yidao said unhappily: "Waste, this kind of small thing, do you want me to teach you how to do it?

The dark-faced immortal official on duty with deep eyes hugged his fists and said: "Head, how do you take it?" Please instruct, it is a brute of Wang Hua's family, Wang Hua has shared a bed with the two princesses of Heavenly Court and the fiancée of the God of Wealth, this matter will not be done well, it will alarm the two princesses, and the fiancée of the God of Wealth, the consequences will be very serious, so I must ask for special instructions." ”

Liu Yidao angrily reprimanded: "Messing with things! You know that the consequences of the Dao are serious, why did you come to ask me what to do? If I am greedy for things, no one will protect you; if you are greedy for things, I can at least protect you." Isn't Wang Hua's family a thief? Now if we don't care about it, we don't defend the rules of heaven, and if we do, we can't go against the princess of the heavenly court. The best way to do this is to pretend to be a thief. You take two people who call Guancheng to catch them, disguise themselves as robbers among mortals, and go to capture the little yellow dog of Wang Hua's family and the five chickens. By the way, in order to be more like a thief, catch some dogs and chickens in ten miles and eight villages in the mortal world. ”

This dark-faced immortal officer on duty with deep eyes asked Liu Yidao for instructions, and when he received the order, it became Liu Yidao's order, and he went to carry it out, and he was not responsible for stabbing it out. The scheming immortal official on duty, with the companions of the two immortal officials on duty, that is, the head catcher of Zhaoguan City as Liu Yidao said, went out of the splendid Zhaoguan City, and went down to the void of the mortal world, and together they all turned into ordinary mortal youths in black casual clothes, first drove Wang Hua's five chickens and little yellow dogs home from the sky, and then arrived at National Highway 105, waved his hand and conjured a black BMW car, and then drove the BMW car straight to the place where Wang Hua's house was located.

The black BMW sedan began to rob chickens and dogs from the village where Wang Hua Zhuangzi was located, and drove straight to the west of Wang Hua's house and stopped. Immediately got out of the car and turned two mortal-looking young men from Zhaoguan City's catch, flew to the door of Wang Hua's firewood room, only the chickens that stayed in the firewood room ran out of the kitchen door, and the little yellow dog also ran out of the hall and barked in front of the door. The two mortals who were about to become in Zhaoguan City immediately caught the chicken and the puppy in front of Wang Hua's house.

It happened that the young neighbor on the west side of the road of Wang Hua's house got up early, wearing a black suit, holding the general's belly, black circles, and listlessly carrying a toilet out of the house. scared Lao Tzu to death and told you to pay for the coffin. Lao Tzu is like this, and he has no energy to drink wine today. Dead monkey Wang Hua, early in the morning, chickens and dogs jumping, do you want to die?"

Wang Hua's neighbor just walked out of the house, and heard the sound of chickens and dogs crowing in front of Wang Hua's house, looked up and saw two strangers arresting Wang Hua's chickens and puppies in front of Wang Hua's house, and saw a black BMW sedan on the side of the road, the window of the BMW car was still ajar, and the driver of the car was a dark-faced young man with deep eyes, looking at him with a faint green light. This black-faced immortal officer on duty pretending to be a mortal wanted to confuse Wang Hua's neighbor with a psychic technique, but because Wang Hua's neighbor was not sober and was carrying a toilet bowl of filth in his hand, it turned out that the black-faced immortal official on duty had failed in his psychic technique. In the eyes of Wang Hua's neighbors, the black-faced driver who drove the car was the one who kept the wind sentry.

Wang Hua's neighbor saw the thief at a glance, immediately dumped the toilet in his hand towards the BMW sedan, instantly turned around and ran two steps, went to the place where the bricks were stacked on the side of the wall of his house, took two bricks in his hand, and shouted loudly: "Catch the thief!

After such a shout, in the early morning, the whole Zhuangzi people heard it, men, women and children, those who got up, and those who did not get up, hurriedly put on their clothes, and quickly ran out of the house, each with a grab, a hoe, and a kitchen knife in their hands, and quickly gathered together. Since it is almost the Chinese New Year, the migrant workers all go home for the New Year, and there are many people in the countryside. On the 26th of December, there were many people drinking the wine, and they got up early, and were about to go to drink the wine, when they suddenly heard that the thief had been caught, and how could he not run out and catch the thief?

The black-faced immortal official on duty who had been sitting in the car, that is, the head catcher of Zhaoguancheng, was doused with feces and urine by Wang Hua's neighbor, not only poured a cart, but also poured his head and body, and immediately couldn't lift his spiritual power. How could they, the high-ranking immortals, be contaminated with filth? He was so frightened that he hurriedly turned the head of the car, honked his horn, and quickly drove away to the north.

When the whole village rushed over, Wang Hua's chickens and dogs were still at the door of the house, and they barked as if they were frightened.

The neighbor, who was spinning around with two boards, began to talk about what he had seen and heard, as well as his heroic deeds, and dumped the feces and urine accumulated overnight into the thief's BMW car. This is called the thief is not just stealing chickens and losing rice, but becoming a BMW for stealing chickens, and causing a commotion, which is extremely uneconomical.

The thieves were driven away, because many of the neighbors had something to do, and they all dispersed quickly, and only a few women who had nothing to do, on the road west in front of Wang Hua's house, laughed at the sounds they heard at night, and made some speculations that did not go aside. And because Wang Hua hasn't gotten up yet, the speculation and rumors around Wang Hua spread quickly.

As the saying goes: There are many rights and wrongs in front of the widow's door. There are a lot of rights and wrongs in front of this single. In front of the handsome singles, there are more rights and wrongs.

Wang Hua's aunt went to Wang Hua's house to collect the dishes and chopsticks after the daylight, and after taking away the empty bowls, he did not go to the house where Wang Hua slept to see Wang Hua. As Wang Hua's uncle, that is, the drunk who went home last night, he hadn't sobered up yet, so naturally he didn't get up. Therefore, Wang Hua could only sleep until he woke up naturally.

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