Chapter 032: Hound Dog Catches Chicken
Wang Hua began to fall asleep at 7 o'clock on the night of the 25th, and did not wake up until 8:30 o'clock in the morning of the 26th.
Wang Hua opened his eyes and began to do exercises to move his muscles and bones on the bed, and after stretching the muscles and bones of his whole body, he got dressed and got out of bed, opened the diary first, and looked at it, and found that the things written in the diary yesterday and some of the things recorded in his head could not completely coincide, because he knew that he had amnesia, so he didn't want to investigate whether something happened. I thought hard about what happened yesterday, and it seemed that I couldn't remember what happened after I arrived in Yingzhou yesterday.
The frosted glass curtain wall enchantment in Wang Hua's house had disappeared when Wang Hua woke up, and Wang Hua looked at the extra curtains and the extra door curtains, which were memories that he did not have before. Although it was a little strange, he walked out of the house.
As soon as Wang Hua walked out of the sleeping room, the little yellow dog of the family circled around him, and the five hens also circled around him.
Wang Hua walked into the east room, filled a scoop of wheat bran from a pocket, used a plastic scoop to hold a scoop of wheat bran, went to the kitchen and took a small basin, poured the wheat bran into the small basin, poured some water into the basin, stirred it, and put it in front of the firewood room on the south side of the kitchen.
Wang Hua stretched out his hand and grabbed a chicken, touched the chicken's vegetarian sac, and saw that the chicken's vegetarian sac meat was whirring and full, and said puzzledly: "If you don't eat, are you sick?"
The aunt brought two bowls of porridge on a tray and more than a dozen oil cakes, and said with a smile: "What kind of disease can this chicken have in the winter?" It should be that I was scared by the thief just now, before you got up, a few thieves drove a car and came to your door to steal the chicken and the puppy, if the little fat man in the west didn't see it and called someone to scare the thief away, your chick and puppy would have been stolen away by the thief. Look at the footprints that the thief has made in front of your house, and you will know if the thief is coming. ”
Wang Hua walked into the house and said with a smile: "It's a worry for my aunt." Come back, thank you, thank you, little fat man. After a while, I'll see if there's anyone in the big brother's store who wants me to help?"
With that, I picked up a toothbrush and toothpaste and washed up.
The aunt said: "Your sister-in-law called me and asked you if you could spare half a day? If you can spare time, ask you to come to the store before half past nine, if you can't find time, forget it, this business will not be accepted. ”
Wang Hua brushed his teeth and said with a smile: "There is time, and the opportunity to make money is not easy, so I'll clean up the past." ”
Anyway, as usual, I use the hot water in the tea bottle to wash my hair, but there are two bottles of hot water in the tea bottle every day, but today there is only one bottle left. When he saw the snakeskin pockets under the case, he thought of pushing a bicycle with a woman and at the same time carrying the snakeskin pockets home, and was ashamed to come up with something that he just didn't write down in his diary. After being in a daze for a while, he quickly washed his hair and face, and then sat down to eat.
The sister-in-law watched from the side and said with a smile: "Big nephew, hasn't the niece-in-law gotten up yet?
Wang Hua smiled: "I'm alone, where is the daughter-in-law?"
The aunt walked to the door of the house where Wang Hua was sleeping, opened the curtain and saw that there was no one else in the house, and said angrily: "It's really that the world is getting more and more chaotic, and the big girls and little daughters-in-law have come out to deceive people." Your brain has a bad memory, you have been deceived, and you don't know what to do. See if there's one thing missing from home?"
As he spoke, he noticed that there was a messy quilt on the east chair, and there was also a messy quilt on the bed in the east room.
The aunt took the quilt on the chair to the bed in the east room, looked in the east room, looked through the wardrobe for a while, and said, "The cloth sheet that I washed you last time is gone, how could the woman who lied to you only steal one quilt sheet from you?
Wang Hua quickly drank porridge and ate oil cakes at the same time, no matter where his aunt asked this or that. In less than a quarter of an hour, Wang Hua finished eating more than a dozen oil cakes and drank two nights of porridge. Rinsing his mouth with water, he pushed the bike out the door.
Regardless of the aunt's nagging, she ran to the toilet at the back of the house. It's just that today, Wang Hua's little yellow dog and five chickens are very close to Wang Hua, and Wang Hua went to the toilet and followed him together.
After a while, Wang Hua came back, washed his hands, picked up a stick to drive away the little yellow dog and chicken who were following him, and scared: "Follow me again, slaughter you all, get out." ”
The aunt said unhappily: "Did you hear it, kid?
Wang Hua took out the snakeskin bag from under the table, poured the things on the table, put a bottle of beautifully packaged wine and a plate of firecrackers together in the small cabinet under the table, and then put a pig's leg and two big carps that were still alive on the big table, and said with a smile: "Auntie helped me deal with the two carps, and then help me drown this pig." I don't have anything of value at home, nothing less, you don't have to worry. I'm going to help out at my brother's shop. ”
Before he finished speaking, two big carps jumped up on the big table and were about to run out of the door together.
The little yellow dog went up to the big carp and slapped a few paws on the head, and the two big carp were slapped to death.
The aunt said: "I'll help you do these things, and then help you see if there is anything missing at home? In the future, it will be to pick up people, so I have to find a girl who knows the roots. Did you hear that?"
Wang Hua couldn't listen to his aunt's nagging anymore, and rode his bicycle away.
The little yellow dog shot two big carps to death, flew out of the coffin, and ran after Wang Hua's bicycle.
Wang Hua was about to leave Zhuangzi on his bicycle, and when he saw the little yellow dog still running after him, he shouted: "Go back! Otherwise, I will kill you!"
The little yellow dog barked twice, but he didn't go back.
Wang Hua was helpless, he couldn't catch up with the little yellow dog, so he rode a bicycle and continued to hurry, walked to a ditch in the wilderness, and suddenly flew out of the thorn bushes at the head of the ditch A flock of pheasants, the little yellow dog barked twice, but did not chase after him.
Wang Hua scolded: "What is it called? If you can't eat it, it's useless to scream." I told you to go back, but if you don't go back, you will run all the way, and you can't be tired to death?"
The little yellow dog screamed, a golden aura flashed, and one flew away, caught up with the pheasant flock that flew into the distance, bit a fat pheasant, and flew to the front of Wang Hua's bicycle like lightning.
Wang Hua was riding a bicycle, and when he saw that the little yellow dog could fly, he immediately stopped the bicycle and was very surprised to see the little yellow dog flying back quickly with a fat pheasant in his mouth. At the same time, in my mind, I quickly remembered some strange things I saw yesterday, met a perfect woman who was imprinted in the deep memory of my mind, and dreamed at night that I was kissed by the woman. Encountering Zhu Yan and Mu Sen, seeing Zhu Yan and Mu Sen killing Xiong Changsheng, meeting Ding Lei, being with Haoyue, seeing a woman who looks the same as Haoyue, and flying into the sky with a little girl Tongtong, many things were quickly remembered one by one.
The little yellow dog took the fat pheasant in front of Wang Hua, and after landing on the ground, he let go of his mouth, and the fat pheasant was only frightened, but it was not bitten to death. The little yellow dog pressed the back of the fat pheasant with his left paw, telling the fat pheasant not to run away, and barked twice as if he were asking for merit.
Wang Hua tied up his bicycle, stepped forward to grab the pheasant on the ground, and said with a smile: "Ah Huang, when did you have this ability? Why didn't I know the Tao before? Have you become a monster? Monsters can speak human words, you can also speak human words?"
The little yellow dog only knew how to bark and couldn't speak human words, so Wang Hua didn't ask anymore.
Wang Hua rummaged through his pockets and found a red handkerchief, which he asked the bride for when he was filming the video before, and it came in handy at this time, tying the legs of the fat pheasant with a red handkerchief, putting it on the back seat of the bicycle, and then reaching out to pick up the little yellow dog, which was also placed on the back seat of the bicycle.
Wang Hua looked at it and said with a smile: "When others marry a bride, they all take a big rooster to the woman's house, and then turn back a little hen, which is a metaphor for husband and wife to be like roosters and hens, do it at sunrise and rest at sunset, and have more children and eggs, and children and grandchildren will be in groups." I went out today and caught a rooster, I don't know if I can turn a hen when I come back? It's just that my rooster can fly, and if I want to turn a hen can fly, wouldn't it be a pheasant? Wild rooster and wild hen, how can it be like scolding? No matter what, rich people talk about tearing each other's clothes, and they have to find a video to record it, I am poor like this, who will take a fancy to me? Yesterday I seemed to have brought a woman with a big belly home, and when I woke up in the morning, not only did I not see anyone, but even my family's quilt was stolen. It's really a poor person, and everything doesn't go well. Fortunately, there are five chickens fed at home, and you, a little yellow dog, have nothing to break out of gas. You were picked up by me from the road before, but I didn't expect to pick up a treasure. It's just that I don't know if the little yellow dog picked up by Brother Lu Dao will fly? Today, I'm going to take a video of someone's house, and I can't take you with me, what should you do if you follow me all the time? Go to my brother's store, put you there, and you're not allowed to run around. ”
The little yellow dog listened to Wang Hua say a lot of words, and the last thing he told him was to nod very eloquently.
In this way, Wang Hua rode a bicycle and continued to hurry, passing past the house of the former Zhuang Xi period he saw last night, where a wedding banquet was being held, and people were coming and going, and his cousin was shooting video here. In order to be in a hurry, I didn't have time to look at my cousin, so I rode my bicycle directly in front of the door of the happy event, because there was a fat pheasant and a small yellow dog behind the bicycle, which only made many people look at it, which was very strange.
Ten black cars parked in a row on the side of the road, each with a red double happiness sticker on it, and a red sheet made of red sheets on the windshield, which is very festive.
A young driver in casual clothes got out of one of the cars, saw the pheasant brought by Wang Hua, and immediately called out to Wang Hua. The young driver knows Wang Hua, and he must often shoot videos, and he often uses a car to pick up and drop off the bride.
The young man wanted to buy the pheasant brought by Wang Hua, and seeing that the pheasant was very fat, he said that he would give 200 yuan, but Wang Hua did not sell it, saying that he would sell it after he caught it, and this pheasant could not be sold.
Wang Hua was about to ride away the bicycle, when suddenly a little boy burst out of the crowd drinking wine next to him, grabbed the long tail of the pheasant, and wanted to catch the pheasant's tail feather, but the little yellow dog was faster than the child's hand, and with a wave of the dog's paws, the pheasant's tail feather was missed, and the little boy was not able to catch it.
Wang Hua saw that the little boy was a relative of his aunt's family, reached out and plucked the pheasant's tail feather, threw it to the little boy with a smile on his face, and then rode a bicycle and continued to hurry.
Wang Hua remembered what happened yesterday, and instead of taking the road to Hongxing yesterday, he took the road back from Hongxing, riding his bicycle all the way quickly, riding to the place where he had a fight with Bawang and Needle Needle yesterday, and saw from a distance that the motorcycle was still in the middle of the road, and Bawang and Needle were standing on the side of the road where they fought yesterday waiting for him.
At this time, Ba Wang and the needle needle had already removed the bandages, and the injuries all over the body were all healed because of the energy nourishment of the eel meat, and they were even more light and in good spirits, but the sleeves on their bodies were torn.
Wang Hua quickly remembered almost what happened yesterday, and then saw his own quilt list, which was made into two satchels by Bawang and Needle, and immediately realized something, that is, Bawang and Needle had been to his home, and his family's quilt list was not stolen by the big-bellied woman who brought home yesterday.
When Ba Wanghe saw Wang Hua coming, he immediately stepped forward and hugged his fists and said, "See Menzu." ”
Wang Hua said angrily: "You two thieves, you stole my family's quilt, and now you dare to appear in front of me, will you and I beat you flat?"
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