Chapter 162: I'm making a poem
"Brother Mu, that's the five monkeys! Let's kill him today!" the fat man walked up to a man with a big grin.
Mu Fan looked at the skinny monkey that could be blown down by a gust of wind, and snickered in his heart: "It's really worthy of the nickname Monkey!"
"Fat pig, what are you doing in my way, do you still want to find a strike?" The monkey laughed when he saw that the person blocking him was his own defeated man.
"Monkey, don't be complacent, you used to rely on the large number of people to barely defeat yourself. But this time, I invited the shepherd. You're definitely not our opponent!" said the fat man proudly.
"Haha, fat pig. Your people are looking for wave after wave. Are you sure it's not a sake bag rice bag this time?" the scrawny monkey laughed, disdainful of the fat man.
"Hmph, didn't you know until you tried it, Brother Mu, you give him a little bit to get off the horse and take a look!" the fat man obviously couldn't stand the monkey's provocation, and said to Mu Fan.
"Get off the horse! Okay! Listen up! Ben Shao will sing a good wet song for you!" 'The girl's surname is seven, and she goes up to the tree to pick pears. The wind blows up the skirt, revealing the goodies. Mu Fan looked at the monkey very provocatively, comparing poems with himself, isn't this looking for a blow?!
"Poof...... Mu Liu, who was about to drink, almost squirted out, and gave his second brother a thumbs up.
Damn, your competition is a poem?!
When the fat man heard this, he immediately laughed wildly and said, "Monkey, how is it? Is my brother a great talent?
The monkey finally faced Mu Fan, a great talent who became wet. He really can't compare! However, he can't stand the provocation of the fat man!
"Fat pig, it's better than it, I'm afraid you won't make it. Listen!' Last night I slept with Lang, and I was caught with my feet in the sky when I opened the brocade in the ditch. Little Anunu is a child, and the locusts in the deep water only catch the waist and twist it. Brother Lang is like a river boat stranded only to catch the back of the ship!'What did I do the day before yesterday?!' The monkey finished reading and looked at the fat man defiantly!
"Puff knock......" As soon as the monkey's words were finished, the sound of falling to the ground kept sounding. One by one, the ten people who looked at the confrontation between the two sides in amazement: Damn, what do these two groups of bastards think of the poetry club? !
The two poems of Mu Fan and the two made the talented women red-faced, and they couldn't help but take a few bites at a few people!
And Xiao Gong, who was sitting on the rostrum, broke out in a cold sweat, and prayed in his heart: Feng Shao. You're not really going to try poetry in poetry clubs, are you?!
Xiao Gong saw that Mu Fan was still about to speak, he hurriedly walked over and said: "Feng Shao, you have to compare this with next time! Now is the Poetry Club, so many talented people and talented women, you are so immoral!"
"Weathered fart! Xiao Gong, don't tell me that you haven't made such a poem? Isn't Yan poetry a part of the poem? Everyone is a man and understands it, so you don't care. Today, I must represent the fat man to overthrow this group of people!"
Mu Fan's words suddenly made Xiao Gong's face red, and the fat man who fell into the well booed: "Oh...... It turns out that Xiao Gong is also a fellow believer!"
Mu Fan ignored Xiao Gong, turned his head to the monkey and said, "You still have some ability, then you listen well!" Lang supported the boat, sister rocked the boat, and played a lot of tricks. Sister Luya relies on Lang to fetch water, and the more Lang supports the penny, the happier Sister becomes!'"
A few more people rushed to the ground, a good poem about rocking the boat, read it out under the current situation, and it immediately became a classic poem! The men looked at Mu Fan with admiration one by one, while the women spat at Mu Fan with red faces one by one, but then they couldn't help but turn their heads to look at Mu Fan.
This made Mu Fan laugh in his heart: it turns out that these talented girls are all sullen!
The monkey is obviously also a master in this, and he doesn't even think about it, so he opens his mouth and reads: "'Brother love, don't break the slave body, the delicate little thing ......'"
However, before the monkey could finish reading the poem, a man shouted, "Shut up!"
Mu Fan and the others turned their heads to look, only to see that the four great talents had already come down from the rostrum, and Murong Heida among them glared at the monkey fiercely!
The monkey was stunned for a moment, he seemed to be very afraid of Murong Heida, and actually stopped.
The four geniuses took a few steps, walked up to the monkey and said, "Do you still know how to write weathering?"
When Mu Fan heard this, he was immediately unhappy, didn't this bastard even scold himself?
Damn, the most annoying thing is a sanctimonious person, with the level of his own doctor, he can naturally see that the so-called four talents are overindulgent. On the contrary, although the fat man and others look obscene, they are full of yang!
As a man, Mu Fan has never hated men being lustful. But he hates hypocrites terribly. Especially the pretend, so when he saw him scolding the monkey, he snorted and stopped in front of the monkey and said lightly: "What?!What does our poetry have to do with you?"
The four talented men glanced at Mu Fan, and their eyes were uncertain, especially Mu Gaosheng, he vaguely knew Mu Fan's identity, and he also had a slight understanding of Mu Fan's rumors. The whole family has already discussed it for him several times!
When several people saw Xiao Gong's attitude towards Mu Fan, of course they didn't dare to scold Mu Fan, but their anger was vented on the monkey and the fat man!
"Hmph, it's a shame for us that a nasty person like you can also come to participate in the poetry meeting!" Murong Heida said angrily, ignoring Mu Fan's words at all!
"Damn! Ben Shao hates pretending to be the one who pretends to be the most! Damn, you hypocrite has to a fart in front of me! Believe it or not, Ben Shao beat you up!"
This sentence immediately caused an uproar in the audience: Who is this kid?
Although the four great talents were afraid of Mu Fan's ambiguous identity, how could they stand being so provoked at the poetry meeting.
"What did you say?" several people shouted in unison.
"I said, don't be embarrassed in front of me, you trash, get out of the way!"
Mu Fan's words made the fat man admire him very much, and he felt comfortable in his heart. For these pretending talents, they have long wanted to scold, but they don't dare because of their forces. Now there are people who stand up for them and applaud them one by one!
"Okay, good, you have a kind!" Murong Heida forgot that this was a poetry meeting, and his fighting spirit was faintly rioting, obviously wanting to duel with Mu Fan.
"Brother Murong, don't ......" Mu Gao was shocked, and quickly stopped Murong Heida, but he knew how strong Mu Fan was!
"Brother Murong, this is the Poetry Society, don't you want to be a barbarian here!"
Mu Gaosheng's words made Murong Heida react, he snorted, looked at Mu Fan and sneered: "If you are not a brother, you will try to compete with me?"
"Competition?!Okay, you can choose at will!However, Ben Shao likes to raise bets!" Mu Fan said indifferently.
This sentence immediately made everyone look at Mu Fan in astonishment, and they couldn't imagine that Mu Fan really dared to take on this Murong Heida challenge!
"Oh, yes! If you don't think you're alone enough. You four garbage can be on it together. I don't care!"
Mu Fan's added sentence made everyone sigh at Mu Fan's arrogance and scolded Mu Fan for being arrogant! The four great talents are famous in the imperial capital, and they can only do beautiful poems.
"Master, you don't want to compare Yanshi with the four great talents, do you?!" Li You walked up to Mu Fan with a smile and said.
"Go, your master is only eight buckets high, dealing with a few four little guys who don't enter the stream. It's easy!" Mu Fan rolled his eyes and glanced at Li You's little kid with dissatisfaction.
"That's that! The master worked hard to get rid of these little sisters of my sister's ass. I'm annoyed when I look at them!A bunch of sanctimonious hypocrites!" Li You obviously knew the essence of these people, and looked at them with disdain and said.
When these people heard Li You's words, although they glared angrily one by one, they endured it one by one because of Liu Mengran's younger brother.
"Li You, don't talk nonsense!" Liu Mengran naturally noticed the expressions of these four people, although she didn't like these four people, but she didn't hate them either. Hearing her brother say this, she apologized to the four of them, "My brother is young and ignorant, I hope the four sons don't blame!"
"Where! Where!" Seeing Liu Mengran apologize to them, the four talented men turned sideways one by one, and the trace of anger in their hearts disappeared completely.
"Haha, why should Meng Ran apologize to them? Li You is not bad, this is a few sanctimonious guys in itself!" Mu Fan laughed and threw an appreciative look at Li You!
Liu Mengran saw Li You's smug expression, glanced at Li You, turned his head to Mu Fan and said, "I will be relieved to have Mu Gongzi as Li You's master! I believe that Mu Gongzi will definitely teach me a pure younger brother!"
When Mu Fan heard this, he didn't understand that Liu Mengran, who was smart in ice and snow, was warning himself not to teach his younger brother badly.
"Mengran rest assured, I will definitely teach your brother to be as pure as I am!" Mu Fan patted his chest and said categorically.
"Hmph, can a person who can only make glamorous words be pure?" Murong Heida did not give up the opportunity to attack Mu Fan. Said sneeringly!
Mu Fan didn't pay attention to him, but turned his head to this Liu Mengran and said, "Listen to Li You, this little kid, Mengran is looking for her husband to find Ge Wenwu Shuangquan?"
One sentence suddenly made Liu Mengran's face flush, and he glanced at Li You again.
"Haha, I don't know if I wiped out these four pieces of garbage that called themselves little worms, is that considered brilliant!" Mu Fan said mockingly looking at Liu Mengran.
Liu Mengran naturally heard the meaning of Mu Fan's words, and the blush on her face spread: "If the son can defeat the four talents in terms of literary talent, he will naturally be regarded as brilliant!"
"Huh. Then for Mengran's sake, I will defeat them once, and let Mengran be my maid willingly!" Mu Fan looked at Liu Mengran with a smile and said.
In Liu Mengran's shy and evasive gaze, Mu Fan stretched out his thumb to the four talents, turned one hundred and eighty degrees very provocatively, and looked at them with disdain.
This provocative posture made everyone fall into silence, and looked at Mu Fan one by one: I really want to know, where did Mu Fan have the courage to provoke the four talents. In terms of literary talent, except for Liu Mengran, no talent is their opponent!
"Boy, let you be arrogant for a while, I hope you can still be so arrogant!" Murong Heida looked at Mu Fan coldly, the corners of his mouth full of sarcastic smiles.
Mu Fan shrugged indifferently and said to Xiao Gong: "Xiao Gong, then the question will be hard for you, cough, I haven't abused people in poetry for a long time, it's rare that a few people come to me to abuse, and I will abuse enough today!"
This sentence immediately made everyone look at this Mu Fan with disdain. Especially those great Confucians, looking at Mu Fan's eyes were also full of disgust, they hated this Mu Fan who could only make glamorous words and talk big! In their opinion, Mu Fan was the opponent of the four great talents, and Mu Fan was not even a tenth of one of them.
However, Xiao Gong's reaction stunned everyone: "That...... Children are not sensible, you adults don't care about villains, don't worry about them!"
This sentence made everyone look at Xiao Gong in amazement: It seems that Mu Fan is two or three years younger than these four people, right?! Mu Fan is an adult, and they are children?!!
"Gong Xiao, you're not right, if the kid doesn't teach him a lesson, he can on his head!" Mu Fan said very seriously, turning his head to look at a few people, "Let's talk about it." The bet is, whoever loses will see each other when the time comes!How about it?"
"I'm so happy!" the four talented men snorted coldly, looked straight at Mu Fan and said.
"Xiao Gong, let's get the question!" Mu Fan said to this Xiao Gong, and also winked at this Liu Mengran, and Liu Mengran was red again!
"Feng Shao......" When Xiao Gong was about to say something, he was interjected by Murong Heida, "Xiao Gong, you can always ask the question!"
Xiao Gong saw that his words were interrupted, and he was willing to Mu Fan, but he was dissatisfied with Murong Heida, a junior. He snorted, and he was not ready to persuade Mu Fan. Actually, these boys want to be abused, so let Mu Fan abuse them enough!
For Mu Fan's literary brilliance, he has not doubted it at all after comprehending it a few times. Although this kid looks big, uninhibited, and perverse, he has to admire that poem.
Sometimes, Xiao Gong even doubted, how could Mu Fan learn so many things at the age of eighteen! Wencai can only become atmospheric after years of accumulation, looking at this kid's appearance, he is obviously not a person who can read, how can he be so talented?!
"Could it be that there are really perverted geniuses in this world!" Xiao Gong laughed helplessly.
"Okay, since you both want me to come up with a question, then I'll take my favorite thing as the title! With the title of 'Moon', give you time to make a poem for half a pillar of incense, how about it?" Xiao Gong said.
Mu Fan shrugged indifferently, not to mention that he had a 5,000-year-old heritage in China. Just one of the top students in college, can you still be defeated by these garbage?!
Although Xiao Gong has long been accustomed to Mu Fan's carelessness, this appearance is a naked ridicule in the eyes of the four talents!
"Hmph, boy, do you want us to let you for a while?" Murong Heida said with a sneer looking at Mu Fan.
Mu Fan rolled his eyes and said, "You better hurry up and compose your poems! Do you still need to think about this young mouth poem? In this half pillar of incense, I still have to talk to Meng Ran about asking him to be a maid!"
After Mu Fan finished speaking, he ignored the steps of a few people and walked towards Liu Mengran! This contemptuous gesture looked at a few people and gritted their teeth. "Boy, I hope you can still be so rampant after half a pillar of incense!"
Seeing Mu Fan's appearance, Mu Liu and the others also shook their heads secretly and said, "It seems that the second brother is a dead pig and is not afraid of boiling water." I knew I was going to lose, so I just didn't care about anything!"
Those big Confucians, seeing that Xiao Gong seemed to be very indifferent, also glanced at each other one by one, and didn't understand why Xiao Gong was so optimistic about this young man. However, they sneered twice at Mu Fan with disdain in their hearts. Among the four talents, there is no shortage of their disciples, and they naturally know the level of their own disciples, and among the young talents, they should be at the top of the list!