Chapter 161: Talented Girl
Liu Mengran, who has always been gentle and intellectual, has never heard such direct words. Usually, those men all praise her as a fairy, and when they are not respectful to her, even if they pay attention to her in their hearts, they dare not show it in front of her.
Liu Mengran's face raised a red glow, and he said to Mu Fan in a somewhat delicate tone: "Childe said that he laughed, how can the little woman Pu Liu's posture be a child's maid!"
Liu Mengran had a beautiful face like a peach blossom, and Mu Fan was also slightly dizzy when he saw it. While sighing that Liu Mengran was extremely beautiful, he couldn't help but sigh that this woman was good-tempered. If other women see a family member threatening to accept herself as a maid, even if she doesn't get angry on the spot, she will definitely not have a good face for herself!
"Yes! Yes! Feng Shao likes to joke the most! Feng Shao let's go to the rostrum!" Xiao Gong wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and dragged Mu Fan to the rostrum!
While Mu Fan was dragged away by Xiao Gong, he still couldn't help but say, "Who are kidding, I'm serious." Miss Liu, the level of food is very high, you want to have her cook for me in the future, what a wonderful life it is! Miss Liu, think about it, you be my maid, I will give you five fifth-order pills every month as a reward, you can't do it with a mutually beneficial deal!"
"Xiao Gong...... What are you doing, what are you dragging me so hard? I haven't talked to Miss Liu yet! Five is not enough? Ten or ten is fine. Don't open your mouth. Ah...... Xiao Gong, you are still dragging you, I beat someone!"
"Ten fifth-order pills!" Everyone was a little stunned, and even Liu Mengran's face changed slightly.
And only Li You's eyes lit up, and his eyes also shone when he looked at Mu Fan: He seems to be quite rich with a cheap master, shouldn't he rob him? !
"Xiao Gong, why are you like this? Don't you see me negotiating with Meng Ran again?" Mu Fan sat on the rostrum, looking at Xiao Gong who was still dragging him with dissatisfaction.
"Phew, you're really good at it. Mengran is your name?" But of course he didn't say this, but smiled at Mu Fan, "Feng Shao wants to find a maid, and the emperor wants to do it." Why bother looking for Mengran!"
"Xiao Gong, you don't understand, the maid first has to find an eye-catching one, and she must have a good temper here. The most important thing is that Mengran's cooking skills are very strong, I don't have to worry about going hungry in the future!" Mu Fan analyzed to Xiao Gong very seriously.
"Damn, are you looking for a maid or a wife!" No matter how good Xiao Gong's temper is, when he heard Mu Fan's words, he couldn't help but scold, facing the bastard boy, he really couldn't help it!
Xiao Gong's foul words made everyone's eyes turn to him. They looked at Xiao Gong with wide eyes, and it was difficult to understand that Xiao Gong, who had always been gentle and elegant, would also burst into foul language.
At the same time, everyone was also surprised, why did Xiao Gong have such a good attitude towards Mu Fan?! What other young talents were there in the imperial capital who were worthy of him? Even those four great talents were not worthy of him, right?!
"Haha...... Xiao Gong, you finally scolded your mother. Yes, yes, it seems that you haven't come out of that pair yet!" Mu Fan laughed, seeming very happy.
Xiao Gong's face was a little red, and he still hadn't come out for more than a year, which really made him feel a little embarrassed!
"Master, what's not right to come out?" Li You didn't know where it came from, and said to this Mu Fan flatteringly.
Mu Fan's heart suddenly became vigilant, he had seen the little kid all over once, Mu Fan knew that this little kid was ghostly!
"Li You, you actually dare to play your master, you wait, I will clean you up with the door rules!" Mu Fan said viciously.
"Master, you're not right, I'm just relaying what you say from the bottom of your heart, is it also wrong? Master, you don't really want to find my sister to be a maid, right?" Li You said with a smile.
"What? can't you?" Mu Fan glared at Li You, the little kid.
"Okay! But the master has to work hard! My sister even the princess refused! If you can really catch up with my sister, I will absolutely believe in the technology of the Wolf Palace in the future!" Li You smiled he, and secretly slandered in his heart: Phew! If you can also catch up with my sister, it will really be a miracle!
Xiao Gong looked at Li You, and he was also very helpless about the living treasure of the Li family. Only such a ghost path person will recognize Mu Fan who is also a ghost path as a master!
Xiao Gong looked at everyone and looked at him, and he hurriedly said: "Huang, Zhao, Mu, and Murong are the four sons. Come to the podium, too!"
The faces of the four talented people suddenly appeared with joy, and everyone looked at them with envy. Sit down on the podium, that's equivalent to them going straight to the finals!
Mu Fan looked at Mu Liu who was standing in the distance and looked at the four of them with jealousy and envy, Mu Fan saw this, and immediately waved his hand to this Mu Liu and said, "Big brother, you can also come up and sit!"
Mu Liu was stunned for a moment, then turned his gaze to Xiao Gong, only to see Xiao Gong nodding. This made Mu Liu even more surprised, what did Mu Fan do? Let Xiao Gong treat him like this!
Everyone looked at Mu Liu, who also made the rostrum, and they were a little distracted, and they could naturally see that this was completely on Mu Fan's face.
At the same time, everyone also looked at Mu Fan's house clothes a little strangely. Unexpectedly, Mu Fan is actually Mu Liu's younger brother, so obviously Mu Fan is not a family member.
And those who knew more frowned one by one: if they remembered correctly, Muliu had a legendary brother. But it doesn't look like a kid!
Just when Mu Fan and Li You were joking, a woman's fragrance poured into his nose, making Mu Fan look sideways. I saw Liu Mengran sitting on Xiao Gong's right hand side in an instant. and himself is separated by Xiao Gong!
"Xiao Gong, let's change positions!" Mu Fan ignored Xiao Gong's objection and dragged Xiao Gong up. There are beautiful women next to them, and the ghost is with Li You's little brat!
"Mu Gongzi!" Liu Mengran saw that Mu Fan was beside her, her face flushed, and she looked at Mu Fan shyly and said, her eyes flickered a little.
Xiao Gong saw Mu Fan sitting firmly in his seat, looking at Liu Mengran with a smile in his eyes, and he shook his head helplessly. This kid is still so shameless.
"Mengran! Mutually beneficial things can not be done, ten fifth-order pills, I took them out very painfully!" Mu Fan looked pained.
Mu Fan's title instantly made Liu Mengran's face even redder: "Mu Fan, son, can you change your name?"
"Change your name?!Okay!Mengmeng?!Or is it true?"
"No!" Liu Mengran felt her Lian Lian hot violently, and she said anxiously.
"No?!Is that my dear??" Mu Fan said very seriously.
"No!" Liu Mengran panicked in her heart, if Mu Fan called her so, she wouldn't be alive!
"It's not, that's not it! What do you want me to call that? hehe...... This is not very good!" Mu Fan looked at Liu Mengran evilly.
"Ah......" Liu Mengran was shocked when he saw the strange smile on Mu Fan's face, and quickly interrupted Mu Fan: "Mu Gongzi will call me Mengran!"
Mu Fan suddenly laughed: "Say it earlier! Mengran almost made me think crooked." I also think Mengran sounds good!"
Li You looked at the scene blankly, not to mention the shock in his heart, he had the idea of worshipping Mu Fan. This cheap master is too good, and he can get his sister in just a few words!
When Xiao Gong saw this scene, a cold sweat broke out on his forehead: this kid's shamelessness has increased a lot. Xiao Gong looked at his disciple with some concern. As a gentle and intellectual disciple, can he stop the scoundrel Mu Fan?!
"Mengran, ten fifth-order pills are a very high reward. Don't you think about it?" Mu Fan said with a smile as he looked at Liu Mengran.
A red glow flew out of Liu Mengran's face, dodging Mu Fan's ridiculous gaze, and turned his head to look at the talented women in the audience.
Seeing this, Mu Fan laughed. Liu Mengran's well-behaved and shy appearance reminded Mu Fan of the same delicate and touching Qirou with an excellent temper.
However, Mu Fan was also afraid that Liu Mengran would be annoyed and angry, so he didn't continue to tease! He also felt a series of murderous eyes on him!
Liu Mengran saw that Mu Fan's gaze also turned to the audience, so he breathed a sigh of relief. She had never faced such shameless means. In the face of Mu Fan, she was almost at a loss!
Mu Fan's eyes turned on the talented girls, and after a long time, he muttered in a slight voice: "It's still a dream of good-looking!"
As soon as Mu Fan's words were finished, Liu Mengran's face rose a red glow, but his eyes were staring straight ahead, pretending not to hear this!
When Li You saw his sister like this, he couldn't wait to worship Mu Fan, he felt that he was so excited that he wanted to cry: With such a master, is his virginity still a problem?!
"Brother Ma, Brother Liu. Brother Zhao, how about we play with joint poems?" A fat man who was extremely fat, seeing Liu Mengran's gaze on him, he suddenly straightened his chest excitedly, and said arrogantly to the few people next to him.
Obviously, these people also wanted to show excitedly because of the gaze of the first talented woman and beauty, and nodded in agreement one by one, "Yes, yes, fat brother, then I will make the first sentence, a group of ducks under the mountain!"
"Brother Ma is really talented, and the boy took the second sentence: Shh
"Haha, the two brothers' literary talents are really extraordinary, and I took the third sentence: Go down to the river to pull the goose intestines and heal the hungry!"
After Mu Fan heard it, he almost didn't suffocate in one breath. Turning his head to look at Liu Mengran, he saw that she was also uncomfortable, and her whole beautiful face was red!
"Fat brother, it's your turn!" The three of them saw that the fat man hadn't been able to say a word for a long time, and reminded them one by one.
The fat man's face was flushed, and after a long time, he slapped his thigh and said, "Go home and play with your wife after eating!"
"Poof......
Mu Fan didn't come over in one breath, and laughed out loud with a snort: This dead fat man, bosom friend, bosom friend!
"It's so wet, it's wet!" Mu Fan clapped his palms and laughed, he didn't think like he walked down from the rostrum, walked to the fat man, held his hand tightly and said, "Bosom friend, bosom friend!"
The fat man saw Liu Mengran looking at him with a smile on his face, and this mysterious young man admired him, and his vanity was greatly satisfied. He arched his hand and pretended to be modest and said, "Pass the prize, pass the prize!"
"Where is the fat brother, as soon as I look at the fat brother's belly, I know that I have read poetry books and books, otherwise how can I make poems that understand the psychology of men so deeply!" Mu Fan looked at the fat man adoringly.
"Haha, Brother Tai is also a fellow believer! Why don't we pick up poems together?" The fat man Mu Fan was very comfortable with a horse, and his impression of Mu Fan changed greatly.
"The little brother is doing this again! The little brother took the fifth sentence: After playing with his wife and playing with the maid?!How about it?
"Poof......
Xiao Gong didn't hold back after all, a mouthful of tea squirted out of his mouth, he almost didn't die of laughter! Turning his head to look at Liu Mengran, he saw that her face was covered with redness, obviously shy of Mu Fan's meaty words!
This sentence, both in terms of quality and artistic conception, has risen to more than one level compared to my previous sentence! After playing with his wife and playing with his maid, Brother Ren really understands the psychology of men! " The fat man shocked Mu Fan's 'literary brilliance' and admired it greatly!
"I've won awards!" Mu Fan said with a smile, "That little brother also came out with a sentence for everyone to pick up, the bright moonlight in front of the bed!"
"Fat brother, don't be strong with me about this, I'll take the second sentence with this: two pairs of shoes under the bed!"
"I'll come to the third sentence: a pair of dog men and women!"
"Brother Ma, do you want the fourth sentence? I don't want to say it...... Stripped naked on bed!"
"High ...... Several benevolent brothers are worthy of being talented in reading poetry and books, I am willing to bow to the wind, willing to bow to the wind!"
"Puff ......"
This poem made several people on the rostrum pounce under the table. One by one, they looked at the five people who were smiling very obscenely, and they didn't feel that their faces were hot: Gao Cai, indeed Gao Cai. It's just a certain talent!
The four talented people originally saw Mu Fan sitting next to Liu Mengran and still had a sense of crisis, but now they breathed a sigh of relief, and such a wine bag and rice bag could not threaten them. Liu Mengran once said in person that her husband must be the best in the world. Looking at this kid's appearance, there is no ink on his chest at first glance!
Liu Mengran felt that her face was so hot that she turned her head to the side and didn't dare to listen to Mu Fan's meat poems anymore. On the contrary, he saw Li You looking at Mu Fan with a look of adoration, as if he also wanted to join in!
"Li You, you are not allowed to do this in the future!" Liu Mengran shouted at Li You. She didn't want her simple brother to be ruined by someone! But what Liu Mengran didn't know was that his younger brother, who had always been well-behaved, was in his bones at all
It's a lot of swinging!
"Sister, I know!" Li You replied obediently, and immediately pretended to be sitting upright! But in his heart, he was thinking, when will I be able to achieve the unruly appearance of my master?!
"Brother Mu, how about I ask you for a favor?" the fat man suddenly thought of something and said to Mu Fan.
"Brother Tai has something to say, do you want me to help you write a few erotic poems and pick up girls? It's okay, this hand is ready!" Mu Fan felt that this fat man had a very good appetite for himself, and laughed.
"Brother Mu, do you still need your help in writing beautiful poems? With the talents of a few of us, it is also a matter of being able to catch it!" said the fat man very proudly.
Mu Fan didn't doubt the authenticity of this sentence at all, he nodded very much and said, "Then what is the fat brother asking the little brother to help with?"
"Brother Shepherd, that's right! We have a sworn enemy named Monkey, who has been bullying the four of us by relying on the fact that there are five of us! Although the four of us are good, those people are not bad, and they are one more than us. I can't swallow this breath when he beats us every time! Now looking at Brother Mu's talent, it is obviously not inferior to me, so I want to ask Brother Mu to help me go to revenge!"
"What?!Is there anyone who can't handle the four fat brothers? Then we must see. Don't worry, with our five great talents, it will not be easy to defeat them!" Mu Fan said angrily.
"Haha, I know that Brother Shepherd is a cheerful person! Now five against five, they are definitely not our opponents!" the fat man laughed proudly, as if he was trampling his opponent under his feet!