To maintain a sense of mystery, each guest was arranged in a different room to apply makeup.

Cameras have been set up in the hall, and the cameras are all aimed at the entrance of the hall, and the guests will enter the hall from here and be exposed to the audience in the live broadcast room for the first time.

The live broadcast room was crowded, and it was full of people watching the excitement early in the morning.

[This show satisfies my hatred of the rich, and I have the money to show me in the show, and today's bricks are more powerful! ] 】

[I'm different from you, I'm an old pervert, and I'm here for our jade women's clothes, Chang'e! (Eyes glow)】

[Just now, the official blog of the program team announced a notice of mysterious guests participating, saying that it was a special guest, I don't know who it is? ] 】

[No matter who he is, I only have the white-haired witch and the eagle owl in my heart!] 】

[What's upstairs, you still can't look at our monkey brother? ] 】

[The makeup time is quite long, otherwise the director will come to perform and shout microphone? ] 】

[The minister seconded the proposal! 】

[The minister also seconded the proposal! 】

The local director was originally hanging in the live broadcast room, and when he saw the warm invitation of netizens, how could he still bear it, he stood up with an expression of "I really can't do anything about you".

"Since you have sincerely invited, then I will be very merciful to have a paragraph, or that classic self-introduction."

The director, who was still wearing sunglasses in the room, was facing the camera and began his performance with his hands dancing.

"My surname is Shi, and I am worth it whenever I meet you; My surname is Shi, and I write like a horse galloping; My surname is Shi, and I care about the value of the pen! My surname is Shi ........"

Staff on the side: .........

Fuck this class B is really enough!!

The earthy director waved his hands left and right, twisting his head to this side and that side.

The speed is getting faster and the twist is getting bigger.

Finally, the sunglasses hanging on his face were swung off in a swift flick.

The director's whole face was instantly exposed in front of everyone in the live broadcast room.

【.........】

【.........】

【....... I said why did I bring sunglasses at dusk yesterday, and I also wear sunglasses indoors today, so that's the case. 】

[Director, I'm sorry for you, wearing sunglasses and not wearing sunglasses are like two people. 】

[Hahahahaha, I know I shouldn't laugh at others, but his eyes are so funny! 】

I saw that the earthy director whose sunglasses had been thrown off had a pair of small mung bean eyes on his face, which at first glance looked like a horizontal comma.

The whole person became stupid all of a sudden.

Very happy!

It turns out that this is the reason why the director also wears sunglasses indoors!

These eyes made the local director instantly change from a big brother in the underworld to a second fool who didn't wake up at the entrance of the village.

Not only has the temperament changed, but even the appearance has changed!

Director Tuwei found that the sunglasses were thrown off, so he was busy picking them up, and when he took them in his hand, he threw them too hard, and the legs of the sunglasses were broken.

Director:........

It's over, and the reputation of this next life is gone!

was worried, a figure walked in at the door, and Pan Jinlian of He Caicai twisted her waist and came in.

She carried a bowl and said "Da Lang, it's time to drink medicine", while pretending to walk in.

When they entered the door and met the director's eyes, the two of them were puzzled at the same time.

He Caicai: "Who are you?" ”

Director Tuwei: "Who are you?" ”

He Caicai looked at the director with comma eyes, and couldn't recognize it, you look like this when you take off your sunglasses?

The local director doesn't look like Pan Jinlian, but like He Caicai, a matchmaker, you really don't look like a prince when you wear a dragon robe.

In the middle of the night, the matchmaker's version of Pan Jinlian burst out laughing loudly, and the bloody mouth made people want to ask her how many children she had?

He Caicai said while laughing: "Look at this trouble, why did the director become the king of the wishing pool?" I just have a bowl of mung bean porridge, which is a perfect match for you. Dalang, come and drink. ”

There is a comma director in front of him, and a matchmaker Jin Lian in the back, and netizens can't laugh anymore.

[Wang Ba with mung beans, red beans with acacia! ] 】

[Hahahahahaha! 】

[Why do our mung beans match Wang Ba, where is the red bean? ] 】

[Be content, soybeans are also paired with pig's feet!] 】

[Acacia is too bitter, Wang Ba makes up for it! ] 】

Director Tuwei: "Didn't you win Pan Jinlian?" Why did the whole matchmaker come out? ”

The appearance is still the classic appearance of Pan Jinlian in film and television dramas, but He Caicai's temperament successfully reversed it into a matchmaker, and she almost had a mole on her chin.

He Caicai raised his head: "Laid-off women are re-employed, I contribute to the society, there are thousands of couples in the world, I will break them all up!" ”

Then you're still a fart matchmaker!

What a contribution this makes!

The hardcore matchmaker went around with a bowl and asked people if they wanted to drink it, claiming that drinking it could cure the love brain.

[What can be cured?] I asked what you could cure? 】

[Let's go to the link, Mr. He, I have a friend who needs this very much!] 】

[I hope there can be more matchmakers like Mr. He in the world, I can't bear the matchmaker in our village, I can't stand it anymore, I went home for the New Year to introduce my boyfriend, saying that he takes care of his family very much and never plays outside, I went over to see it, it's a fucking vegetative person! ] 】

[You just say that you don't care about your family! 】

[Don't talk about the Gu family, being with him is about the same as becoming a monk! ] 】

The earthy director who lost his sunglasses and asked others everywhere if they drank the medicine plus size Pan Jinlian.

This is the scene that Lu Xiangye saw when he came in on a red rabbit horse.

"Who are you?"

He looked at the comma-eyed man and asked the same question.

And the live broadcast room was speechless by his mount.

[Hahahahahaha, God red rabbit horse, isn't it just to tie a horse's head in front of the broom! ] 】

[They didn't even want to find a wooden stick, so they tied a horse's head directly to the other end of the broom! 】

[Can ride and sweep the floor, who doesn't love such a red rabbit horse, the sweeping robot at home was laid off overnight! ] 】

[Why does this horse's expression look like a mentally retarded, his eyes are up, his tongue is drooping outside, and he is drugged? 】

[My brother Lu looks so handsome, why do you only pay attention to that mentally handicapped horse? ] 】

[It may be that your brother Lu is riding a magic broom, and I don't deserve to pay attention to Muggles. 】

Riding a red rabbit horse that swept the floor and hurried away, Lu Xiangye's version of Lu Bu finally recognized the Doudouyan man as the earthy director.

Lu Xiangye: ..........

It's abrupt!

I didn't expect you to be such a director!

Everything was in plain sight, the director hit too hard, and Xiao Suo sat there and didn't work anymore.

And Lu Bu turned his legs and dismounted, held the horse in his hand, and began to sweep the floor with it.

He'll do the whole job, too.

The barrage laughed to death, and everyone said one after another, "If you don't sweep a house, how can you sweep the world."

The shortcut to dominate the world can be regarded as understood by him.