Chapter 86: I didn't expect you to be such Mr. Huo!
Next, Fang Yin's Guanyin and Xi Yu's Chang'e will appear together!
The two saw the comma-eyed man and said in unison: "Who are you?" ”
Director: It doesn't matter, I'm a little tired, my brother is a sad rose at midnight.
The program team put some dry ice when the two appeared in a timely manner, and a burst of white mist floated on the scene, and the two fairies approached everyone like a dream.
The barrage licked the screen.
[While there is no one around, I quickly lick the screen for a while! ] 】
[Fairy spirit, this can't help but remind me of the days of licking flour in the heavenly realm. 】
[I broke up with my boyfriend last week because he cheated on my sister. I was heartbreaking, I was with him for 12 years, I gave my youth and affection, but in the end he betrayed me with my dearest people, and I cried so much that I vomited blood. During the day, I can still suppress the pain and force myself to go to work, and when I go home at night, I can't control myself at all, release all the feelings in my heart, and hide alone in the bed and secretly lick the screen! It's so beautiful! I'm licking licking licking licking! 】
[Upstairs you! I'm sorry that I've read it carefully! What a waste of fifteen seconds of my life! 】
[I escaped word learning, I didn't hide from you kid!] 】
Next up is the holy monk Liang Jun.
His outfit is actually very simple, that is, wearing a robe and a monk's hat, but he feels that he has a big coffee position and refuses to appear first, so he has not appeared in the live broadcast room until now.
Seeing the man blinking with a comma, he opened his mouth in confusion.
"You ......"
"I'm the director! Please start your self-introduction. ”
The director will rush to answer! Congratulations!
Liang Jun: Shocked! Is this the eye that humans can have?
But after all, he has a heavy burden of idols, his face returned to normal in a second, and he greeted everyone in the live broadcast room kindly.
"Good morning, donors, the poor monks came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the west to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures."
The tall monk with a long body and a jade body, his eyebrows are handsome, his hands are folded, and his skin is fair and delicate under the illumination of the indoor light.
He looked compassionate and had an air of asceticism.
No matter what Liang Jun's character is, he does have some acting skills on his body, and the title of actor is not mixed with water.
The abstinent monk is considered to have performed for him. The barrage is very excited, slightly perverted.
[Master, I feel a little uncomfortable in my chest, can I borrow my master's jade hand to touch it. 】
[Quietly asked the holy monk if his daughter was beautiful. 】
[Master, I want to sleep with you. 】
[I'm different, I want to see the forbidden love between master and apprentice between master and brother monkey! ] 】
[Why hasn't Ning Ningzi come out yet? 】
As he spoke, He Huining walked in.
The woman has a black face, wearing Brother Monkey's trademark bright yellow monk's robe, a tiger skin miniskirt around her waist, and a tight mantra and a monk's hat with the word "Buddha" written on it.
Originally, she was going to stick some fur on her face to show that she was a monkey, but she lost her temper and said that she would not record it, and the stylist had no choice but to skip this step and just put gold eyeshadow on her.
But even so, this outfit is enough to make people squirt.
She was still carrying a toy golden hoop stick in her hand, and she didn't know where she pressed it as she walked.
The golden hoop stick immediately emitted a loud music.
"Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, you are really amazing, the Five Elements Mountain can't suppress you, a Sun Xing pops up, Brother Monkey Brother Monkey ....."
The woman gritted her teeth and closed the button, and walked to the sofa with a stiff face, and the few people who came in first had already sat down on the sofa.
He Huining didn't plan to call one, he just wanted to sit aside and be Miss Wallflower.
The director wouldn't let her go, he walked over with the camera and said to He Huining.
"Brother Monkey, please say hello to everyone."
He Huining raised his head impatiently, and the golden eyeshadow matched the mung bean eyes.
"Who are you?"
Director: I was careless, I forgot that this monkey brother doesn't have a sharp eye.
The barrage has been drowned in a sea of "hahahahaha".
[Brother Monkey's career is Waterloo, he can see through the real body of the white bone spirit, but he can't recognize the director's real body. 】
[Hahahahahaha, I want to die laughing! ] 】
[Where did the program team find the hat, the Buddha character not only appeared on Ning Ning's head, but also appeared in her heart. 】
[Hahaha, am I a Buddha? 】
He Huining is not only a "Buddha", but also dead, she recognizes the "Wang Ba" in front of her as the director.
Knowing that it would not work without greeting, she said casually and weakly.
"I'm dressed as the Monkey King."
After speaking, he stopped squeaking, and Fang Yin next to him smiled slightly.
"You monkey, you are rude, beware of me reciting that mantra."
He Huining: ........
The barrage was applauded.
[It has to be a bodhisattva, and the lesson should be taught, so that the monkey is wild and untamable. 】
[The master didn't speak next to him, what is the matter with the Bodhisattva, I support the master to recite the mantra! ] 】
[The master is busy with the forbidden love between master and apprentice, and I am afraid that he has long forgotten how to pronounce the mantra. 】
[Bodhisattva X Monkey Brother X Tang Seng, do the three of them have to stage a burning winter? 】
[The three of them live a good life more than anything else. 】
[Can this be knocked up? Netizens are per capita knockers! Cattle! 】
Now that all the personnel have arrived, it is only Huo Yunzhou and Tan Yaya.
The barrage is also rolling wildly, looking forward to their styling.
At this moment, a man walked in at the door.
He walked hesitantly, as if he wanted to return and get out at any moment.
Everyone on the sofa looked over and fell silent.
Isn't the program team really playing tricks?
Walking towards them was an "eagle owl".
Huo Yunzhou is finally here!
To highlight that it was an eagle, the man wore a brown feather coat that was attached to his arms, and when he spread his arms, his wings flapped.
That's not all, in order to highlight that this is really an eagle!
The man also wore a large carved hood on his head, and his entire head was covered, and only his face was exposed.
At a glance, it looks as if a human face has grown on the neck of the carving.
This set is so hilarious, so funny!
I couldn't believe it would appear on Huo Yunzhou.
Mr. Huo is really too generous, and he deserves to be a man who controls the economic lifeline of City A!
It's all bearable!
The "big eagle" slowly walked into the hall.
His heart had died after the shape had been made, and now standing here was a walking corpse.
The zombie version of Huo Yunzhou glanced at the comma-eyed man and asked suspiciously.
"Who are you?"
"Who are you?"
When the comma-eyed man saw him open his mouth, he knew what he was going to ask, and then he couldn't bear to ask along!
He's had enough! Everyone asks, is it so hard to recognize?
He doesn't want his eyes like commas!
Huo Yunzhou listened to this familiar voice, and immediately reacted, it was a local director!
It turns out that taking off the sunglasses is this virtue.
"Director, although it's tiring to do the show, you can't talk with your eyes closed, open your eyes."
[Mr. Huo is so bad, I like it so much. 】
[The bamboo shoots on the mountain have all been taken, and I dig wild vegetables to eat. 】
[This is revenge, after all, Mr. Huo was a little miserable today, I can already imagine the popular scene of the eagle emoji. ] 】
[Young is good, you can sleep when you turn your head up. 】
[Can the director drive?] He won't be sentenced to fatigue driving, after all, he can't detect his eyes open. 】
[You guys let go of the director, look at it and get angry, and faint when you stand. ] 】
[You didn't let him go. 】
Hearing Huo Yunzhou say this, the comma director dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak.
He was afraid that Mr. Huo would lose his mind and go crazy, so he would peck him later!