Chapter 239: Zhao Zheng: My ancestor won't let your ancestor go up! (Ask for a subscription!) )
"Three corpses?"
"Nine Worms?"
"So powerful?" 1+2
Three voices sounded one after the other, and Uncle Nine looked at the two Qiusheng who said in the back: "Come, let's talk about what are the three corpses and nine insects?" ”
"Ah......h Master, eat apples! ”
Qiusheng's face was stunned, and he picked up the apple with a smile and handed it to Uncle Jiu, Wen Cai also picked up the apple, but when he saw Uncle Jiu smiling, his face instantly became bitter.
"I'll eat this apple!"
"Eat, eat, you know how to eat all day long, Ah Zheng, explain to them the three corpses and nine insects!" While Uncle Nine scolded, he snatched the apple, and Qiusheng and Wencai honestly lowered their heads.
"I just said, the three corpses, that is, the three Peng and the three aunts, also called the three corpse gods, or the three poisons, first say Peng Ju, that is, Qinggu ......"
Zhao Zheng opened his mouth to explain, and as he spoke, he paused, and continued: "Qinggu, the master cuts people's eyes, makes people's eyes wrinkled, and their bad breath is broken. The white girl, the main cutting of the five organs, makes people less exhausted, forgetful and depressing. The blood girl is the main gastric tube, which makes the abdominal cavity distended, and the bones are dry and the flesh is burned, which is also the cause of people's physical and mental diseases......"
"That's right, but there is another point, that is, the three corpses, one in the head, makes people think a lot, good chariots and horses, and the second in the belly, which makes people eat and drink, and angry. Three-bedroom people are full, lustful, and like to kill, and it is also the reason why people have a lot of thoughts and do bad things......"
Got it,
I don't blame me for doing bad things,
It's my three corpses to blame!
Qiusheng and the two glanced at each other, only to find a new reason, ready to use it when Uncle Nine beat them in the future,
Thinking about it, the two followed the sound and looked at the door of the inner courtyard, and found that the voice was none other than Yimei.
and Ah Xing who followed behind the head of the first eyebrow!
"I've seen Uncle Yimei, Senior Brother Ah Xing!"
Zhao Zheng saluted, Qiusheng and the others also saluted, and after everyone saluted, Yimei Dao Chang continued.
"In addition to these, the most hateful thing about the three corpses is that they will go to heaven on Gengshen Day to report on what you have done recently!"
"Can the three corpses still go to heaven?"
"So diligent!"
Listening to the words of the Yimei Dao Chief, the Qiusheng and the two were surprised, and the Ninth Uncle looked at the smile of the Yimei Dao Chief, and endured the urge to beat the Qiusheng and the others.
"It's true to be diligent, but their diligence is to report to the Jade Emperor what you have done, or to pick out the bad ones and say, if there is no bad one, I will make up a bad one for you!"
"Damn, it's too much!" ×2+1
Qiusheng and the others were filled with righteous indignation, and Ah Xing felt the same way, but he didn't dare to speak. After Wen Cai finished speaking, his eyes showed curiosity.
"Why can't the three corpses see us?"
"I have seen this in the Taishang Three Corpses Sutra, which said that the three corpses often sue the Emperor of Heaven on the day of Gengshen, and record the crimes of people in the slightest, and want to kill people, reduce people's lives, and make people die quickly. After death, the soul ascends to the sky, and the spirit enters the body, and only the three corpses wander away......" Zhao Zheng added after speaking,
"Let's put it this way, when we die, they can go around and play, save the whole day to watch us and record our affairs!"
One word
You're dying,
I'm so chic when you're dead!
"Oh......" × 2+1
Qiusheng and Ah Xing suddenly realized that Uncle Jiu had a dark face, and his eyebrows were about the same. Wen Cai was curious: "What about the nine insects, what are the nine insects?" They're not worse than the three corpses, are they? ”
"The nine insects are the worms, the worms, the white worms, the meat worms, the lung worms, and the stomach worms...... They are much better than the three corpses, but they should not be underestimated, the reason why people are sick is because of them! ”
Uncle Nine explained the next nine insects, of course, this is a Taoist explanation, in terms of what foreign medicine Zhao Zheng gave him,
People get sick because of a virus or something......
No longer thinking about it, Uncle Nine glanced at the two Qiusheng, pouted and looked at the eyebrows that squeezed Wen Cai over and sat down: "Why do you have time to come to me?" ”
Yimei Daochang's face darkened, and he subconsciously turned his head to look, and after finding that Ah Xing had already retreated far away, he snorted.
"Come and ...... if you want"
"Huh?"
"Ahem, didn't I hear that the eldest brother had become a Yin Si from the position of the head of the Qipin Difu Bank, and I came here to congratulate the eldest brother!"
Yimei Dao Chang coughed and said with a smile, Jiu Uncle smiled and glanced at Yi Mei Dao Chang three meters behind him,
Honestly lowering his head, it was obvious that Ah Xing, who had just been beaten for a short time, his brows furrowed slightly for a moment, and then returned to normal,
Zhao Zheng looked at Ah Xing's blackened eyes and kidney deficiency, he understood, Ah Xing's careful eyes finally got his wish and rode back,
Ah Xing was riding a big horse when he was a child, and now he is riding back, but I don't know if it's with Xiuxiu or with Ah Yue,
However, looking at the posture, it is estimated that he is riding fiercely, otherwise Ah Xing's eye circles would not be so dark, of course, it may also be a long fight.
Thinking about it, Zhao Zheng asked Senior Sister Ah Yue, looking at the appearance of the two of them, very good, it's really like this!
"If you come, stay a few more days before leaving!"
Glaring at Zhao Zheng, Uncle Nine glanced at Ah Xing and spoke, it just so happened that Huang Daochang had just left last night, and he had Yimei and Ah Xing, and someone accompanied him at night...... Chatted.
"Well, but how do you talk about the three corpses? Big brother, you have found a way to eliminate the three corpses and nine insects...... Wait, you don't want to welcome that ancestral corpse, do you? The corners of his mouth twitched.
"Not bad!"
"Big brother, you think clearly, it's not that I haven't met this ancestral corpse before, but what is the result!"
Yimei said earnestly, although he hadn't greeted it, but he had heard about the power of this ancestral corpse from the mouth of his fellow disciples.
The cultivation of this ancestral corpse before his death has reached the realm of half-immortals, and he is still only one step away from becoming an immortal.
It's a pity that in the end, he fell short and couldn't survive the last catastrophe, and it is said that the reason for not getting past is still related to the three corpse gods.
Maybe it's because of the ancestral corpse's obsession before his death, or because of the pot that is not sure if it can cure the three corpses,
In short, all the same people who went to welcome this ancestral corpse encountered a catastrophe related to the three corpse gods, and the result could not be said to be miserable.
But it is also a miserable capital, so that hundreds of years have passed, although this ancestral corpse and pot have been welcomed,
But he was never welcomed!
As for why there have been people welcoming this ancestral corpse for hundreds of years, in a word, because this ancestral corpse is full of treasures,
Not to mention the pot, just the magic weapons such as the dust on the ancestral corpse can save lives at a critical moment, and there is also the kind of ancestor corpse who was in the realm of half-immortals before his death, and he can become an immortal in one step!
Even if this ancestor has become an ancestral corpse now, he used to be a half-immortal, and he often stays by his side, which is good for cultivation.
"Don't worry, I know it!"
"Are you sure you can cure the three corpses and descend the nine insects?"
"I know what I know!"
"It's up to you, but, big brother, it's still unknown whether that pot can cure three corpses, there's really no need to meet ......"
Yimei Dao Chang said, and when he saw Qiusheng and Wencai sitting on a stone chair and munching on an apple, he was silent,
Glancing at Zhao Zheng who poured him tea again, he frowned and said, "Big brother, you think clearly, there is really no need to ...... this"
"Alright, let's eat the apple!"
“……”
Let me tell you,
If you weren't my big brother,
I'll even hit you in the head......
A brow said that the chief looked at the apple in Uncle Jiu's mouth with a dark face, hmm! Not to mention, this apple tastes really good,
Looking down at the basket containing apples under the stone table, he reached out and grabbed one in the air, and threw it to Ah Xing, seeing that Uncle Jiu pouted, glanced at Zhao Zheng and the others, and finally said.
"Zheng'er, it's better for you to go to Maoshan with me to welcome the ancestral corpse, don't worry, it's me who welcomes the ancestral corpse, and I can't find you for this matter of leading the three corpses to move the nine insects!"
"Master, don't go!"
"Yes, Master, let's not welcome this ancestral corpse, let him stay in the coffin and sleep!"
It was not Zhao Zheng who spoke, but the two Qiusheng who took the lead, and the two were not stupid, and after listening to it for a long time, they naturally understood the power of the three corpses,
Looking at the attitude of the elder of the eyebrows, they understand that this ancestral corpse is not so easy to invite. Uncle Nine diverted the topic.
"Okay, you guys go to incense, Qiusheng won't talk about living at his aunt's house, you still get up so late when you live in Yizhuang!"
Seeing the two of Qiusheng, they honestly went to the front yard to offer incense, and Uncle Nine looked at Zhao Zheng, and Zhao Zheng nodded.
"Good!"
"Well, then we'll leave tomorrow!"
"Okay!"
"Ah Zheng, you take Ah Xing to incense the ancestors!" One eyebrow said to Zhao Zhengdao, Zhao Zheng nodded,
didn't bother the two of them to talk, and left the inner courtyard directly with Ah Xing, as soon as he came out of the inner courtyard and came to the front yard, Zhao Zheng was grabbed by Qiusheng and Wen Cai, one left and one right.
"Little junior brother, you persuade Master!"
"yes, don't welcome any ancestral corpses!"
"Don't worry, I'll forget it, there is no danger this time!"
Zhao Zhengliang took the ocean road in his hand, and at the end, he diverted the topic and said: "You might as well ask Senior Brother Ah Xing if it hurts!" ”
"Huh?" ×2
Wencai and the others looked at Ah Xing, Ah Xing had a dark face and didn't want to speak, Qiusheng looked at Ah Xing's appearance, and only felt familiar,
In his heart, he only felt that Ah Xing's pale face and dark circles had been seen somewhere, thinking about it, his eyes lit up.
"Senior Brother Ah Xing, you also met a female ghost?"
"Female ghosts?"
Wen Cai's eyes lit up, Ah Xing's face darkened, and he snorted: "What a female ghost, that's my fiancée who didn't pass through the door!" ”
"Oh, you slept with Xiuxiu?" Zhao Zhengdao.
"What are you talking about, I don't understand!"
“……”×1+2
Just pretend!
Zhao Zheng rolled his eyes and patted Ah Xing's shoulder, Ah Xing gasped in pain, crying out in pain, seeing Qiusheng and Wencai smack their tongues, their eyes were glad!
"Uncle Yimei is really ruthless!" ×2
"Huh?"
The voice of the elder of the eyebrows sounded, and in an instant, everyone came to the Dharma Hall, and the two of them looked at Zhao Zheng again,
Zhao Zheng reluctantly lit up the ocean in his hand again and said: "It's really okay, I have counted it more than a dozen times just now, this time to welcome the ancestor is just four words, there is no danger!" ”
"Really?"
"Don't lie to me!"
"I don't believe you ask the patriarch, by the way, it's better to ask the patriarch today, today is the patriarch's birthday!" Zhao Zheng pointed to a portrait of an ancestor in the Dharma Hall.
"Which Patriarch's Birth ......"
Qiusheng said as he looked at Zhao Zheng's line of sight, the portrait of the patriarch came into his eyes, and his eyes widened instantly,
When his pupils were shocked, his complexion changed, he ran away, and ran to the gate of Yizhuang in the blink of an eye, so fast,
Seeing that Ah Xing's face was dazed, he looked at Zhao Zheng and Wencai, looking like Qiusheng was afraid of something.
"I'm afraid of being beaten!"
Wen Cai held back a smile and looked at the portrait of the patriarch that Zhao Zheng was referring to, the portrait of the patriarch Zhang Sanfeng, Ah Xing was a little confused on the side!
"Second Senior Brother, are you sure you don't want to be incense, maybe as soon as you put on this incense, Master's danger will become a great fortune!"
Zhao Zheng looked at the gate of Yizhuang, and then looked at Chang Wei at the end...... Ahem, look at Song Qingshu...... Ahem,
Look at Ah Xing,
He thinks,
There's a good chance that what he just said will come true!
Thinking about it, Zhao Zheng spoke again: "Besides, second senior brother, it was the demon who beat you...... Ahem, what's the matter with Patriarch Zhang Sanfeng! ”
"Huh!"
Qiusheng, who was standing at the gate of Yizhuang, smiled when he heard this, only to feel that Zhao Zheng's heart and eyes were really dirty, he didn't know much about it, but he knew who Zhang Sanfeng was the incarnation.
No, the incarnation who struck him twice,
The embodiment of the Demon Celestial Venerable.
"One hundred meals in the foreign restaurant, in addition, as I just said, I can't say that as soon as you are fragrant, Master's danger will become a great fortune!"
Zhao Zheng said to Qiu Sheng, who snorted when he heard the words and said, "Let's say it first, I'm not for the hundred meals, I'm for our master!" ”
"Okay, that's a hundred tons ......"
"Ahem, incense, incense, don't delay the hour!" Qiusheng hurriedly interrupted, quickly ran to the Dharma Hall, and looked at the portrait of Patriarch Zhang Sanfeng, he gritted his teeth,
Take a few steps forward, pick up the incense offering on the table, swallow the saliva, grit your teeth, turn over your hand to light the incense, and put it in the incense burner.
Then immediately knelt down,
Come on!
"What are you doing here?"
Seeing that Ah Xing looked dazed, but no one paid attention to him, just looked at Qiusheng, and after a few seconds, Qiusheng opened his eyes in surprise, touched his body and stood up.
"I'm fine, hahaha, I'm fine!"
"Senior Brother Ah Xing, please!"
Zhao Zheng, who was a little surprised how Qiu Sheng was fine, picked up the incense offering and handed it to Song Qing...... Ah Xing, Ah Xing oh oh take it,
Come to the portrait of Patriarch Zhang Sanfeng and salute obediently, light the incense with a candle, and then put it into the incense burner.
Offering incense to the furnace,
Click......
The incense burner was broken and split into two, the portrait of Patriarch Zhang Sanfeng burned, Zhao Zheng's pupils shrank, and he grabbed Wencai and quickly retreated to the door.
Ah Xing was so frightened that he wanted to run, but his front foot moved, and his back foot seemed to be pulled up by an invisible big hand grabbing the collar.
meantime
A faint voice rang out!
"Those who know the times are Junjie, right?"
Syllable......
After a crisp slap, Ah Xing screamed, just like the autumn life of the past, directly made a 365-degree turn in the air, and fell heavily to the ground.
"Woo woo, my name is not Junjie, I don't know Junjie, my name is Ah Xing, Wang Xing...... Woowoo woo ......"
Gollum ......
Ah Xing's tragic situation saw Qiusheng retreat frantically with familiarity and fear, and in the next moment, he only felt that his neck and collar were tight,
No
You've beaten him,
Why are you hitting me?
Syllable......
With a crisp slap, Qiusheng, who let out a painful scream, was also like Ah Xing just now, and fell heavily after turning in the air...... Ah Xing's body.
Seeing that the ninth uncle and the first eyebrow Dao Chang who came from outside the door widened their eyes, and they also saw Zhao Zheng raise his eyebrows, sure enough, the relationship between the Demon Demon Heavenly Venerable in this realm and the demon demon in the copy world is a little deep,
Or rather,
He and me!
"It's a pity, the fruit of the Replica World Demon Sect Heavenly Venerable is completed, otherwise if he comes, it won't be two slaps...... cough cough cough, no matter how you say it, you have to give me another one-time buff status, huh......" Zhao Zheng sighed lightly in his heart,
A cuff on the left hand, Dayang entered, touched the hexagram to show Daji smiled, there is a saying, the big guy is the big guy,
It's atmospheric!
This trip is thrilling→ this trip is very lucky!
Two slaps for good luck, how do you want to make money, Zhao Zheng thought, silently opened the system and turned to Maoshan to ask for magic, and put away the system after watching the Demon Tianzun add ten favorability.
"Ah Xing, are you okay?"
Yimei Dao Chang came to Ah Xing's side and squatted down with a worried face, and checked for Ah Xing, Uncle Nine was much better,
Nothing else,
He's getting used to it!
glanced at Zhao Zheng expressionlessly, Uncle Nine came to Qiusheng's side to check Qiusheng's pulse, and then looked at the half-burned portrait of Zhang Sanfeng's patriarch and the incense burner that was split into two halves, and looked at He Huosheng suspiciously: "What did you do?" ”
Nothing else,
That's why this movement is so big!
"Woo woo, it's not me, it's him......"
The crying Qiusheng stood up with the support of Uncle Jiu, pointed at Ah Xing, and Uncle Jiu lost his mind for a moment and looked at Yimei Daochang.
"Ah Xing can't worship the Demon Heavenly Venerable?"
“???”
After a while,
Inner Courtyard,
Yimei Dao Chang looked at Qiusheng and Ah Xing, who were sitting on the chair next to the stone table with an egg on their faces, with a strange expression,
and Wencai, who peeled eggs for the two, looked at Uncle Jiu: "So, Ah Xing and Qiusheng have a grudge against that ......."
"Ahem, be careful!"
Uncle Nine coughed, interrupted, looked at the sky, nodded in understanding, just looked at Zhao Zheng beside Uncle Jiu, and suddenly grinned.
"Come, let Uncle Shi see if you have grown!"
As he spoke, Yimei Dao held his claws in his long hand and leaned at Zhao Zheng's shoulder, the strong wind was blowing, and the sleeves of his clothes were hunting.
Zhao Zheng hid to the Ninth ...... No, Master, what are you leaving, I'm not trying to make your luck better?
Uncle Nine didn't want to speak, and continued to walk towards the three of Qiusheng, Wen Cai, who wanted to cook and eat eggs, felt that he was still eating tomorrow!
Facing the big hand grabbed by the Yimei Dao Chief, Zhao Zheng leaned to the side, and while dodging, his right hand grabbed the arm of the Yi Mei Dao Chief,
Yimei Dao Chang's left hand was raised, and his palm was slapped at Zhao Zheng's abdomen, Zhao Zheng pouted, his footsteps moved, and he quickly retreated!
"I surrender!"
"What did you say? I can't hear clearly! ”
Yimei Dao Chang smiled, his toes touched the ground, like a falcon pounced, and he pounced on Zhao Zheng with both hands with his claws!
"Qimen—"
Zhao Zheng moved, his face changed, and he began to retreat, but as soon as he retreated, his body suddenly stopped,
Maintaining a backward posture for a moment, it looked extremely strange, and the eyebrows looked down at the talisman that was attached to his chest at some point, and stared at Zhao Zheng with wide eyes.
"I throw in the towel!"
Zhao Zheng said helplessly, only to feel that Yimei Dao Chang and Uncle Jiu are worthy of being brothers, they are really calf protectors, but can you not look for his business, and it is not Ah Xing who he beats,
Whoever fights is looking for whom!
Thinking about it, Zhao Zheng's eyebrows raised, and he looked at the amulet that snapped and ignited on the chest of Yimei Dao Chang. An eyebrow took a step back,
patted the dust on his chest, and looked at Zhao Zheng with a smile: "I have the divine power of the ancestor to protect me, and your talisman doesn't work......"
"God, please?"
"Not bad!"
“……”
No
You're wrong, you're done!
Uncle Jiu was speechless and walked to the study, Qiusheng's face was strange, Wen Cai sighed with pity in his eyes, and Ah Xing looked puzzled.
Zhao Zheng quickly recited the mantra in his mouth, pinched the seal with his right hand to make a sword finger, and pinched the palm of his right hand with his left hand and pointed at the head of the eyebrows.
"My ancestor won't let your ancestor go up!"
“???”
When the elder of the eyebrows was stunned, he saw that the divine power of the ancestor invited by his body had to be withdrawn, and the helpless and complicated voice of the patriarch resounded in his heart.
"Yimei, don't ask me to deal with him in the future, I'm afraid that you will ask me to deal with him again, and you won't even be able to invite me when you turn around...... Okay, the apprentice is here, this is it, what, I didn't do anything to him, I just helped Yimei defend ......"
“???”
"I recognize ......"
Boom......
Before Zhao Zheng's words were finished, his face turned pale and he fell to the ground, and Uncle Nine came out of the study with an angry eyebrow.
"Are you really?"
“???”
No, I ......
Yimei Dao Chang only felt that the strong wind and a fist were rapidly amplified in front of him, and at the same time, Uncle Jiu's voice sounded.
"I don't want to hit him, you know?"
"It's not...... I ......"
Yimei Dao Chang wanted to speak, but Uncle Nine didn't give him a chance to explain, he instinctively wanted to raise his hand, but saw Uncle Nine quickly grab his raised hand and press it back,
At the same time against his stomach,
One hit!
Bell –
The golden light of the skin of the elder eyebrows appeared, and when the golden body method of the torture hall appeared, it had not yet resisted a breath, and it shattered with a click,
depend on
How do you practice?
Also, I'm your own brother!
Yimei Dao Chang scolded in his heart, and just as he was thinking about the end, Zhao Zheng's weak and fast voice sounded.
"Ahem, Master, I'm just a momentary surge of blood and blood, and it has nothing to do with Uncle Yimei!"
The sound stopped, and Zhao Zheng saw Uncle Nine looking back at him expressionlessly, and at the same time, there was also an eyebrow at him!
Zhao Zheng: ............
…………
night
At the gate of Yizhuang,
Everyone came back from eating a good meal in the foreign restaurant, Qiusheng looked at the ninth uncle and the others in front of him, and covered his face and looked at Zhao Zhengdao in the carriage!
"Say a hundred tons!"
"Got it!"
Zhao Zheng nodded with a smile and looked at Ah Xing, who was looking at him from the side: "Senior brother, you have it too, you have it all!" ”
"Little junior brother, what about me, what about me!"
Wen Cai opened his mouth, and when he saw Zhao Zheng nodding, he instantly smiled from ear to ear, and began to think about how to eat this hundred meals.
"It's not too early, I'll go back!"
Zhao Zheng waved at Qiusheng and the others, took a carriage to the west of the city, looked at the porridge shop, and returned to Zhao's mansion.
Coming to the study, thinking about Senior Sister Ah Yue, who had not been seen for a long time, Zhao Zheng silently performed a thousand miles of sound transmission on the teacup, and after a while, the water curtain swayed, and the figure of Senior Sister Ah Yue appeared in front of him.
"Yes, I just came here this morning, Uncle Yimei brought him over, what, Senior Brother Ah Xing actually slept with Xiuxiu, and Senior Uncle actually protected him partially, it really makes sense, rest assured, in my heart, Senior Sister Ah Yue, you and Senior Brother Ah Xing are a good match, yes, yes, yes...... Okay, come here, don't worry, I won't tell Uncle Shi that you came, by the way, don't say that I told you that they were here......"
After withdrawing the Thousands of Miles Transmission Technique, Zhao Zheng's expression was suddenly stunned, only to feel that the three corpse gods were really terrifying, and he was unconsciously hit by his heart!
"Hey, the three corpse gods are really terrifying, if it weren't for that, how would I know that Uncle Yimei came here with Ah Xing to hide from Ah Yue, and secretly told Ah Yue with a thousand-mile sound transmission technique, Ah Xing is here!"
Zhao Zheng only felt that he was to blame the three corpse gods, and the eight Taoist mantras that he had been reciting in turn in his heart were replaced with pure heart mantras.
got up and left the study, began to wash under the service of the maids, and when he had to change into loose clothes, Zhao Zheng walked to the worship courtyard,
After checking the tribute incense, Zhao Zheng began to incense those immortal statues one by one, until he came to the statue of Patriarch Zhang Sanfeng!
Zhao Zheng grabbed a large handful of incense, turned over his hand and lit it, put it in the incense burner and said: "Praise the six ancestors of the dragon and the hidden immortals to transform the void and Pudu Tianzun!" ”
July 26 Zhang Sanfeng's birthday,
Even today,
Salute respectfully, and when it is over, Zhao Zheng got up and looked at the fruit for a while, only to feel that it was still good for the goddess, and gave the goddess incense first.
Continue to make incense, and after staying for more than an hour, the incense of the more than 1,000 immortal statues that are increasing one after another is finished.
After making up the incense for the Maoshan patriarchs, he obediently saluted and thanked the patriarchs for their help, and Zhao Zheng came to the apple tree.
After making sure that these fruits would not spoil when hanging on the tree for a few months, he came to the futon under the tree and sat down: "I don't know if the future copy world can pick a Bodhi tree to come over......
It's not that he dislikes the apple tree, others who cultivate enlightenment are not divine trees, just leaning against an apple tree behind him,
The style of painting is too weird,
Stop thinking about it and start cultivating,
Nothing to say all night,
Next
July 27,
Night......
(End of chapter)