On the way to Maoshan Mountain,

"What about people?"

"Here's it!"

“……”

Uncle Jiu, who was walking in the air, looked at the empty side, and the corners of his mouth twitched and he was silent for a while, which was a bit outrageous.

With his cultivation, he couldn't even find out where his invisible apprentice was, so he stretched out his hand and said.

"Invisibility charm for me!"

"Here, it's long overdue, come, Master, you pinch it, and then pinch the turtle breath mark, you also think it's dangerous, ......"

Zhao Zheng stopped talking, looked down at the invisibility talisman that was taken off by Uncle Jiu on his body, and looked at Uncle Jiu again, only to see Uncle Jiu tearing off the invisibility talisman on his body expressionlessly and saying to him!

"Decent people shouldn't do that!"

“…… Oh! ”

Zhao Zheng sighed, the cuff of his left hand was opened, Dayang entered, went in and out of his sleeve, and silently approached Uncle Jiu, Uncle Jiu twitched out of the corner of his eyes and looked at Zhao Zheng who kept calculating fortune and misfortune by divination, and was silent for a while, he said expressionlessly.

"You are so afraid of death, then you called Ah Yue to Yizhuang before you came, you are not afraid that your uncle will fight with you?"

"No, Uncle Yimei will beat me hard at most, but if he is really ruthless, I will beat Ah Xing, in addition, I said about Ah Yue, it was provoked by my three corpse gods!"

“……”

Coincidentally, my three corpse gods have also begun to provoke me to beat you. Uncle Nine looked at Zhao Zheng who was scanning the surroundings expressionlessly,

In the end, he rubbed his temples, retracted his gaze, and no longer looked at Zhao Zhengdao, whose head was spinning like an owl.

"Stick it on!"

"Okay!"

“……”

So

Why did I drink that meal in the first place......

Uncle Nine flew expressionlessly, and from time to time he said that he was a person, and at this point, the two continued to fly towards Maoshan Mountain,

Two hours later,

Nine o'clock in the evening,

Luling,

The specific weather is as follows,

Don't fight anymore,

0—18—0，

Boom Boom –

Lightning and thunder, dark clouds are thick, but in a few breaths, the original moonlit and starry sky is completely gone,

God is like a woman's face,

Change is what you say.

Click!

"Zheng'er, are you alright?"

“…… Not! ”

Zhao Zheng, who was flying in the sky against the torrential rain and strong wind, looked at the thunder that was only half a meter away, and smashed him with a blank face.

I just feel that something is wrong,

Look at Uncle Nine flying beside him,

Oh, what's even more wrong!

"Go down, it looks like you can't fly anymore!"

Uncle Nine looked at the thunder that hit the ground ten meters away in front of him, and felt that it would not be a matter of thunder smashing the ground if he flew down again.

"Actually, I can continue to fly, and my five visceral thunders are condensed into ...... Groove ...... It shouldn't be! Zhao Zheng looked at the dense thunder falling from the sky, and instantly flew upside down to dodge,

Thundered......

There was a loud thunderous sound, and Zhao Zheng looked expressionlessly at the big pit that was blasted out by the dense thunder on the ground below.

And the big trees that were struck by lightning,

No

You don't collect money...... Ahem, I am a good believer, Zhao Zheng, who landed on the ground, looked up at the sky, his brows furrowed slightly, and the ninth uncle who landed looked at Zhao Zheng frowning and said strangely.

"What's wrong?"

"Something is wrong with this thunder!"

“……”

Isn't it right to split you?

Uncle Nine rolled his eyes, Zhao Zheng nodded, looking at the sky above the empty thunderclouds, and the storm that began to retreat.

"This thunder is weird, there is no thunder ......"

"Don't be weird, let's go, look at the lights, there should be a town ahead, we'll stay in this town tonight!"

Uncle Nine interrupted, Zhao Zheng nodded, looked at the map in his memory, and knew that it was now a small town under the Luling Tomb in Xijiang.

The two of them walked along the official road under their feet, and the rain became lighter and lighter, but in a few minutes, the rain stopped, and the night sky was bright and starry again.

However, Zhao Zheng looked at the stone monument on the side of the road in front of him silently, and the stele said Three Corpse Town, and he was speechless.

No

It's not pretended!

He didn't remember that on the map of Luling, there were three corpse towns here, but there was only one Yongming Town!

"Yongming Town? Oh, we flew to Xijiang Luling! Uncle Jiu, who was looking at the stele in front of him, suddenly spoke, and heard Zhao Zheng look at Uncle Jiu,

"How?"

"It's fine!"

"Let's go, let's get into town, let's find an inn to spend tonight, and let's start tomorrow!" Uncle Nine said, he wanted to continue on his journey, but he had a feeling,

He doesn't rest,

Ray has to keep hacking him!

"Okay!"

Zhao Zheng nodded, stared at the word "three corpses" written on the stone tablet, and continued to move forward, the speed of the two was neither fast nor slow,

Anyway, Uncle Nine and Zhao Zheng both used mana to separate the rain, so there is no need to worry or anything, after a while,

The two walked into the town, the town is not big, and the houses are not as good as Renjia Town, a proper town.

There are few pedestrians on the street, except for the watch, there are only some drunks, but it is not quiet, especially in the Yihong Courtyard not far away against the backdrop of the rooster's crow, it is quite lively!

Coupled with the gambling house next door to Yihong Courtyard, there is a leopard killing gambling house, and there is only one opium hall left.

Uncle Nine stomped on the mud under his shoes, and just wanted to speak, he followed Zhao Zheng's line of sight, his eyes were in a daze, seeing that Zhao Zheng was slightly silent, and whispered: "Decent people shouldn't make such a move!" ”

Syllable......

A crunch,

After a while,

The next door to the next door to the Yihong Temple...... In front of a very large house, Zhao Zheng rubbed the back of his head and reached out to knock on the door.

"Is anyone there?"

"Who?"

A man's voice sounded, and after a while, the door opened, Zhao Zheng took a step back, and looked at Ah Xing's father in front of him,

The grace of a loaf of bread is repaid a hundredfold...... Oh, I remembered wrong, Zhao Zheng looked at the man in front of him who looked like Lord Chang Kun Chang, the commander of the water master, and subconsciously asked, "Your Excellency is surnamed Chang...... King! ”

"Hey, how do you know my surname is Wang?"

“……”

“……”

Uncle Nine glared at Zhao Zheng, and stepped forward with a smile to say the purpose of coming: "In Xiamao Mountain Lin Jiu, this is my little apprentice Zhao Zheng, the two of us have first come to Guibao Land......

It's probably that Uncle Jiu is not Tang Seng, and Zhao Zheng is not a monk with a hairy face, and the man is very faceless.

I saw that Zhao Zheng only felt that he was missing a stick!

Bang|Peng

The door was half closed, and as the two oceans came into the eyes of the man, Zhao Zheng successfully spent the night with two oceans.

Seeing that Uncle Nine only feels that the hearts of people in this world are not ancient,

meantime

I feel like I'm losing again!

There is no other meaning, Uncle Nine feels that Zhao Zheng has given too much, where does this need two oceans, half of which is too much!

"It's okay, I have money."

Looking at Uncle Jiu's eyes, Zhao Zheng whispered, Uncle Nine was silent, but he was still distressed, but he felt that his whim was not wrong, he shouldn't have come here to spend the night!

"But why do I want to come here, it doesn't look wrong here!" Uncle Nine thought strangely in his heart,

followed the man into the mansion, the three of them chatted while walking, and the two uncles also knew what the man was called Wang Zhihe and what he did.

This is not what Wang Zhihe said, mainly because Uncle Jiu and Zhao Zheng saw the big yard in front of them, and the tofu and beans in the sheds and rooms in the courtyard.

Ask again about the smell,

Wow, it's still stinky tofu!

Zhao Zheng refused to breathe and turned on the normal state, anyway, he tried, and now he is fine if he doesn't breathe for half a day.

"Don't get me wrong, I'm not the Wang Zhihe from Beiping, I'm just borrowing a name to use!" Wang Zhihe smiled,

also introduced himself, just like these stinky tofu in front of him, he sells stinky tofu, opened a stinky tofu shop in the town, and is busy making tofu and selling tofu with his wife all day long.

There is also a son Xiaobao who is not successful, but he did not sell stinky tofu with him, but went to the blacksmith shop as an apprentice!

Zhao Zhengyou wanted to ask if this King Chang Kun had been to Guangdong, and whether he was related to Wang Badi Wang Daochang, but looking at Uncle Jiu, he thought it was better to forget it.

It's enough to be beaten once a day,

Too much is not good,

Lose face!

However, now Zhao Zheng can be sure that the story in front of him is the story of the movie Ecstasy, although it is in advance,

It's a little outrageous in advance,

Sixty or seventy years ahead!

"The plot is too early."

Thinking of the high-rise buildings in the original book and the motorcycle tricycle used by Wang Zhihe, and then looking at the trolley in front of him, Zhao Zheng muttered in his heart, only to feel that the time difference was too much.

As for the story of the movie Ecstasy, it's quite simple and complicated, and it's also quite straining, the kind of three-part horror film,

The first one is the current Wang Zhihe tofu chapter, the story is simple, Wang Zhihe coincided with an old friend coming back from Yindu,

I got an old friend to give me a three-no monkey who can make three wishes.,But the way this wish is fulfilled,

It's probably that you promised to lose ten pounds, and the next day you accidentally lost ten pounds for an amputation, well, you lost ten pounds anyway.

Wang Zhihe's first wish was to open a stinky tofu shop, and the money came, but the money was compensation for his son's death.

"Three corpse towns, three no monkey ......"

Zhao Zheng thought about the three-no-monkey necklace in Wang Zhihe's chapter that could make three wishes, and only felt that he had grasped the point,

The so-called three monkeys are actually three monkeys who are blindfolded, cover their ears, and cover their mouths, and they do not look, listen or speak, that is, they do not see, speak, and listen to incivility in the Analects.

In fact, the three monkeys are also related to the three corpses, the monkey is taken from the Shen in Gengshen, and the three corpses can be traced to the three corpses in the Taishang Three Corpses, which are very harmful, and often use Gengshen to sue the Emperor of Heaven to remember the crimes of people.

The three monkeys covered their ears, covered their mouths, and blindfolded their eyes, which can be understood as being done against the three corpse insects for slandering in front of the Emperor of Heaven.

"Is this to let my master rob the three monkeys?"

Zhao Zheng guessed in his heart, a little confused, he only felt that he had grasped the key point, but he didn't finish it, which made him feel like when he faced Nancy and Sister Mei!

"It's a coincidence that you're here, why don't you eat together?" Wang Zhihe touched the two oceans in his pocket, and warmly invited,

It's not that he's polite, the main thing is that he thinks the money is a bit too much, plus the two in front of him are self-proclaimed Taoist priests.

Whether it's true or not, the other party is so polite, he can't be polite, saving the other party from giving him a polite manner!

"I don't need this, it's still ......"

Uncle Nine wanted to refuse, but he couldn't resist Wang Zhihe's warm invitation, and the two followed Wang Zhihe to the house.

"Xiaobao, go and add two pairs of chopsticks, there are two guests who are staying overnight!" As soon as he entered the door, Wang Zhihe shouted at his son Xiaobao,

After shouting, he introduced the two middle-aged men and women sitting on a small table to the nine uncles and said, "It was my son Xiaobao who went to the kitchen to get chopsticks just now, this mother-in-law and my friend Lao Hu!" ”

As he spoke, he introduced the two uncles of the Ninth Uncle: "This is Lin Jiu and his apprentice Zhao Zheng,......"

To briefly introduce it, Zhao Zheng and Uncle Jiu also sat down at the invitation of Wang Zhihe, and as soon as they took their seats, Zhao Zheng heard Wang Zhihe and his wife say.

"The inn hasn't closed at this time, has it?"

Facing Wang Zhi and his wife's questions, Zhao Zheng glanced at Lao Hu, and after making sure that the plot was really pointed, he said with a smile: "My master doesn't like to live in a crowded place like an inn!" ”

"I also hate crowded places......"

Wang Zhihe smiled and helped, glared at his wife at the same time, only to feel that there were too many words, and muttered, the ninth uncle and the two gave money,

Secretly stuffed a piece of the ocean to his wife, his wife took the ocean, her face suddenly eased a lot, she smiled, took the chopsticks brought by his son Xiaobao, and handed them to Uncle Nine and Zhao Zheng.

"Eat, eat, you're welcome......"

Wang Zhihe picked up the chopsticks and said "Eat, you're welcome", and then looked at Lao Hu jokingly: "By the way, Lao Hu, you have been in India for so many years, have you obtained the true scriptures!" ”

"I didn't get the scriptures, but I went to a lot of places, Shakyamuni, that is, what we call the Buddha, I have seen the Bodhi tree where he sat under the tree and attained enlightenment!"

"You've been to a lot of places!"

Uncle Nine was surprised, and Zhao Zheng was also surprised, he was able to go to India and come back this year, it seems that this old Hu is not an ordinary person!

"No way, business needs!"

Lao Hu said with a smile and gave Wang Zhihe a look, and Wang Zhihe picked up the wine jug and poured it for Uncle Jiu.

"Here, have a drink!"

"No, no!"

Uncle Nine smiled and waved his hand, signaling not to drink, even if he drank before, he didn't drink today, and he was not in the mood to ask.

Wang Zhihe gave up, Lao Hu persuaded him, and seeing that Uncle Jiu really didn't drink it, Zhao Zheng was curious: "Is that Bodhi tree one or several?" ”

“？？？” ×1+3+1

No

Why do you ask?

Although Lao Hu felt strange, he still replied that there was only one, and Xiaobao was curious: "Is this Bodhi tree the one that has no Bodhi tree, and the mirror is not the one in the stage!" ”

Lao Hu nodded: "Yes, that's it, there is a Buddha temple on the east side of the tree, a lotus treasure shrine, there are footprints of the Buddha, I heard the locals say that this Buddha's footprints sometimes grow fragrant lotus flowers, but unfortunately I haven't ......seen it with my own eyes."

Hearing this, Uncle Nine subconsciously looked at Zhao Zheng, Zhao Zheng was expressionless, he also had a lotus flower, but his golden lotus was a parallel product.

"Did you hear that, other people's footprints can grow fragrant lotus flowers, which are like your hands, you will make a stinky tofu!"

Wang Zhihe and his wife muttered to Wang Zhihe, Wang Zhihe didn't care, smiled, and looked at Lao Hu: "Didn't you tell me in the letter before, did you get a treasure?" ”

"Baby? That's a scourge! ”

Lao Hu sighed, picked up the wine glass and took a sip, hearing that Uncle Jiu only felt a shock in his heart, and suddenly understood why he had the idea of coming to Wang Zhihe's house to spend the night.

Lao Hu swallowed the wine in his mouth, untied the black three-no monkey necklace from his neck, and began to introduce in a complicated tone.

"When I went to the place where the Buddha painted, the Buddha met a bowl of honey given by two monkeys, and I met two monkeys and gave three monkeys......"

"These three little monkeys, I asked someone, called the three monkeys, it is said that they have been pinched and recited by the master, and they can be passed on to three people, each of whom can make three wishes, and get what they want, but unfortunately, this wish has a price......

Lao Hu said that he made a wish, and there are not many wishes, just two, one is to marry an eighteen-year-old wife,

"Hey, you're really old-hearted, the big sister can tolerate it!" Wang Zhi and his wife sighed and said in disgust. Lao Hu said helplessly: "You listen to me......"

The eighteen-year-old little wife is married, but just like Wang Zhi and his wife asked, the eldest sister can't tolerate it.

The answer is that I can't tolerate it, a small quarrel in three days, and a big quarrel in five days, Lao Hu couldn't stand it, so he made a second wish, and the second wish is nothing, just hope to be quiet,

As a result, the little wife secretly ran away with her cousin with her belongings, the eldest wife went crazy, and Lao Hu's house is now a dog that doesn't bite, a chicken doesn't bark, and it's completely quiet.

"This ...... Is it so mysterious? ”

Wang Zhi and his wife swallowed their saliva, Wang Zhihe and Xiaobao had different faces, and Uncle Jiu stared at the three-no monkey necklace in Lao Hu's hand.

Zhao Zheng took out a stack of silver tickets and slapped them directly on the table: "Come on, Lao Hu, let's say, how much are these three monkeys, I bought them!" ”

“……”×3+1+1

Lao Hu wanted to say that this is not a matter of money or money, besides, there is no shortage of business in Yindu all year round......

"Ten thousand oceans!"

“……”

"Huh? If it's not enough, then 20,000 oceans, no more! ”

"Deal!"

Lao Hu quickly took the silver ticket, immediately handed the three-no monkey necklace to Zhao Zheng, and said while counting the money: "Remind you, this monkey is the second generation here for me, and the first generation died miserably after making a wish, you have to be careful!" ”

"I know ......"

(End of chapter)