Chapter 124: Swearing without swearing
At this time, only Sang Sang took the initiative to stand up and speak for Ah Chou.
"I'll teach Ugly by hand, she won't make such a mistake."
Gu Yunzhi was still there to force Lai, "Sister-in-law, even if you have your hand, you can't stand some people's mud can't support the wall, as the so-called rotten wood can't be carved, and the wall of dung can't be encircled......"
Ah Chou got up and slammed the table, which made Gu Yunzhi jump up in shock, and his words came to an abrupt end.
"You, what do you want to do? I, I'm just telling the truth, don't I let people tell the truth? ”
A smile slowly bloomed on Ah Chou's face, and his tone was extraordinarily soft, sounding extremely terrifying.
"No, I won't let you say it, you just say it, and I'll continue to listen."
Gu Yunzhi saw Ugly's fierce look, and thought of the slap he had received earlier, and his desire to survive suddenly went online.
The way she looks now, even if she is beaten, she can't resist, so it's better to mess with her less.
"Forget it, let's not talk about it, I'll save you some face."
Ugly didn't smile, "I didn't expect you to be quite human." ”
Gu Yunzhi laughed, "Where is ......?"
Halfway through his words, his expression paused.
What did she just say? Boasting about one's humanity?
Is this a fucking compliment?
He's a human being, of course, human!
If these words fall on the lid of the pot, it is a compliment, and when it falls on yourself, this is a scolding without dirty words!
Gu Yunzhi gritted his teeth, "I thank you for the compliment!" ”
Ah Chou also laughed twice like that, "No need, it's all what I should do." ”
Gu Yunzhi: ......
In this confrontation, no one took advantage.
After a day of wits and courage, Gu Yunzhi was exhausted, and lay down early at night, and Ah Chou was tired enough, after all, she had been very weak before, and she had been lying in bed for so many days, but now she got out of bed seriously, not only did a lot of housework - although she did it all badly; also confronted Gu Yunzhi with all kinds of mouths - the verbal battle was also very tiring.
Yes, she also went to bed early.
There are only two rooms in the house, so you don't have to think about how to divide the beds.
Sang Sang felt Shen Yan's blazing and burning gaze, and quickly slipped into the room, quickly closing the door, blocking the line of sight.
Shen Yan stood at the door and stared at it for a long time, and finally, he let out a long breath and turned back to the next room with a sullen expression.
Obviously, tonight should belong to the two-person world of him and Sangsang, but because of these two oil bottles, they were completely disrupted.
He didn't actually plan to do anything, although he got Sangsang's nod, but he couldn't give her a decent marriage ceremony, if he just rounded up so inexplicably, he wronged her.
But even if he didn't plan to round the room, he wanted to make a bunk next to Sangsang's bed like before, instead of having to sleep in separate rooms like now, and he had to share a bed with a big man.
The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and then turned his head to look at the man next to him who was sleeping and occupied most of the bed, Shen Yan had the urge to kick people away.
The early winter sun shyly emerged from the clouds, tearing open the dark sky and kicking off a new day.
Outside the house, the familiar sound of chickens and dogs meowing woke Sangsang from his slumber.
A new day has begun.
When they woke up, Ah Chou and Gu Yunzhi still looked at each other's noses and eyes, and the needletips were nothing more than the same for Mai Mang.
You scolded me, "Why don't you drown yourself?" ”
I'll give you a reply, "Why didn't Your Excellency rise to the wind and soar up to 90,000 miles?" ”
He said again, "It's Qingming rain again, and I'll send the chrysanthemum to you." ”
She replied, "I have an old friend who is crazy like Qing, and now the grave is full of green grass." ”
You come and go, you talk about each other, and you don't give in to each other.
Shen Yan: I can't stop them with food.
Sang Sang wanted to persuade peace, but was stopped by Shen Yan.
"Let the two of them quarrel, we should be listening to cross talk, it's quite interesting."
Gu Yunzhi & Ugly: ......
Shen Yan has made a great contribution, he has been specially approved to recuperate at home in the past few days, he first went into the mountains, dug a lot of konjac and came back, he was hungry for konjac.
It's just that this season's konjac is not in season, and the size he dug up is not big.
When Shen Yan was dealing with konjac, Gu Yunyi looked at him curiously, and asked questions next to him, but Shen Yan generally didn't bother to deal with him.
As soon as Shen Yan left, Gu Yunzhi couldn't help but reach out curiously to touch it, and put a little konjac powder to his mouth and licked it.
A quarter of an hour later, Gu Yunzhi was horrified to find that his hands were numb and his tongue was numb, so he didn't obey the call.
His face changed on the spot.
Could it be that his poison has spread so quickly all at once? He's about to lose his voice so soon?
Gu Yunzhi's tongue was slurred, "Wo, tongue fight, numb, hand, also, numb." ”
Ah Chou thought he was deliberately pretending to be strange, but when he saw that his face didn't look like a joke, he also put away his contempt, stepped forward and grabbed his hand, and put it on his wrist to check the pulse.
Although this person is very annoying, she has promised Lu Bahuang to take care of him, and she must do what she says.
At the very least, until he has the prescription ready.
In this matter, Ah Chou has his own plan, this person can't die.
However, when she checked her pulse, she did not find any abnormality.
She frowned, and made another careful diagnosis, and it was still the same.
"You're not pretending?"
This person has no credibility with her anymore.
Gu Yunzhi was so anxious that his face turned red, "Lie to you, call me, change, dumb!" ”
He spoke with difficulty, almost word for word.
Seeing that he even issued this poisonous oath, Ah Chou dispelled some doubts in his heart.
It's just that there really isn't any problem with his pulse, what the hell is going on? Could it be that the poison of the Soul Scatter has changed?
Ah Chou was falling into self-doubt, and Shen Yan suddenly asked, "Did you touch this konjac just now?" ”
Gu Yun was stunned, and then nodded honestly.
Shen Yan: "You still tasted it?" ”
Gu Yunzhi vaguely seemed to have guessed something, and he nodded again a little nervously.
Shen Yan: "The case has been solved." ”
Gu Yunzhi asked with a big tongue, "This, thing, is it fine, is it, poisonous?" But, isn't it, it's a good time? ”
Sang Sang patiently explained, "Konjac is naturally delicious when it is handled, but now it is raw konjac, and it cannot be touched with your hands, and it will be numb after touching it." ”
Ugly: ......
She was speechless for an instant, and she thought that her medical skills had regressed.
Gu Yunzhi breathed a sigh of relief.
"Fortunately, Wo, I thought, Wo really, is going to be dumb."
Ah Chou sneered unceremoniously, "Dare to taste anything in your mouth, who do you poison if you don't poison?" ”
Gu Yunzhi: "Nest, nest ......"
He is not good at talking, and he can't even quarrel in front of the ugly.
Ah Chou said even more mercilessly: "The brain is a daily commodity, I hope you don't use it as an ornament." ”
Gu Yunzhi: ......