"Good girl, your Adam's apple is so sexy."

Qiao Xi sat on the man's lap and spit out this sentence.

In front of him was an overly delicate face, with no waves in its inky black pupils, staring at her.

In the next second, Qiao Xi's entire body rose into the air.

"Hey, hey, hey! Tap toss—"

"Bang!"

She plunged headlong into the lawn outside.

Suddenly a voice sounded in my head.

【Ding! 】

[Congratulations to the host for completing the Tell the Truth task for the first time!] I'm the Truth System Little 6! At present, the host receives a shock value of +50, completes the task for the first time, and rewards the newbie gift package, do you want to receive it? 】

Qiao Xi spit out the grass in his mouth.

"Pick it up."

She picked up the mineral water on the side and poured it in.

Damn, these bodyguards are really ruthless!

[The Starter Gift Pack has been distributed!] 】

[Obtained items: Marriage certificate *1, Witnesses: Qiao Xi, Yu Xiannian]

"Poof—"

A mouthful of water was sprinkled wildly in the air.

Got ...... What the hell?!

She glanced at the RV behind her in shock.

- It was Yu Xiannian's lounge.

And Yu Xiannian is the man she flirts with, and he is also a top contemporary and child star.

Five minutes ago, Qiao Xi received the task of the Time and Space Administration: Yu Xiannian, a supporting character in an abusive text, awakened his self-consciousness and did not fall in love with the heroine Ye Sisi according to the original plot, which would lead to the death of the world in the long run, and he needed to immediately guide the plot to let Yu Xiannian complete this sadistic emotional line.

As the performance king of the Time and Space Administration, Qiao Xi came to this novel called "Don't Abuse Mr. Li, Mrs. is Dead", and became the heroine's best friend - Qiao Xi, the fake daughter of the Qiao family. At the moment, I am participating in the first live broadcast of "Big Coffee Metamorphosis".

In the show, 12 artists will have a 1V1 life swap with the villagers. To put it simply, the star experiences farming and raising pigs, and the villagers appear on camera instead of the artist.

As soon as it was officially announced, it aroused the curiosity of the audience.

And the biggest explosion of this episode of the show is that the fake daughter Qiao Xi, and the real daughter Qiao Yuyi, who just found in the countryside, exchange their lives, which can be described as full of highlights.

Originally, this was also a good thing for Qiao Xi. After all, she used to be a farmer in a certain world, and she had been working for three years in postpartum care for sows, and her skills were so high that the village director who passed by had to stop and praise them with his feet.

But it's tied to such a waste cumbersome system!

Little 6: "Master, I can hear ......"

Qiao Xi smiled slightly: "What's the point of not saying bad things to your face?" Yes, old 6. ”

"My name is Little 6!"

"Okay old 6."

P6: "......"

When it was in the Time and Space Administration, she had heard of Qiao Xi's prestige, and all the Tongzi were afraid and loved her!

The good thing is that after following her, the system that can come back can be fully upgraded.

The downside is that few of them will come back.

So now, it's the one who wants to escape the most!!

Xiao 6 reluctantly calmed down: "Master, I also have a function!" Every time you're forced to tell the truth, I'll collect the shock points of the people around me to level up! Each level will drop a big pack! For example, I just got the 50 shock value of Yu Xiannian, and there is still 30 shock value left, so it will be level 1! The gift package is awesome! I kid you not! ”

It strives to seduce.

However, Qiao Xi sneered: "How awesome? Why, the front foot sent a marriage certificate, and the back foot sent me a new night of the depressed year? ”

S6: ?

"It's not impossible." Qiao Ximo rubbed his chin.

Small 6:!!

Qiao Xi: "Then I abused him for 300 rounds, made him hate and fear women, and then stuffed the heroine Ye Sisi to him, like an angel descending, falling in love in a second." That's the way the plot goes, right? ”

Little 6: Ahhhhh

"Guests! It's on! ”

The assistant yelled loudly and saved the little 6 who was gibberish in the system.

Qiao Xi turned his head to take a look, quickly patted the ash on his body, and walked towards the gathering place of the guests.

Take things as they come.

After all, her life motto is: live if you can, and die together if you can't.

The guests get together.

As soon as the live broadcast was aimed at Qiao Xi, the barrage exploded.

[Damn, there is really Qiao Xi, bad luck! ] Retreat, retreat! 】

[It's fun to have Qiao Xi! Doesn't she always market herself as the daughter of a wealthy family? Now it's okay, it's a fake daughter, I'm just here to laugh! Hahahaha! 】

[Don't say anything, the front row is ready to take a screenshot of the fairy girl selling miserable gif]

[Let's congratulate Qiao Xi, the queen of bad movies, for another title: a real fishing girl, a fake wealthy family! ] I see that she already knows her identity, and she is deliberately fishing for men in the entertainment industry! 】

Qiao Xi stood in front of the camera and immediately noticed the disdainful gazes around him.

On the left, is her nemesis, second-tier actor Oulan, who just tore up a few days ago.

On the right, is her contract couple Zhou Ninghuan two years ago, who just got off the director's bed last night and topped another guest today.

Everyone was smiling and groaning, but in fact, where the camera did not shoot, the teams on both sides had already been gearing up and sparks were flying.

"Now I announce, "Big Coffee Metamorphosis", officially launched!"

Female director Kim Min-min stepped forward.

Next, please come and say hello to the audience and answer the questions of the barrage! Let's start with Oulan! ”

Ou Lan stepped forward, the freshly cut Korean-style fan-shaped double eyelids were very natural, and his face was full of unfolded sheep placenta.

"Hello everyone, I'm Oran." She said in her throat, "The first question I smoked was this netizen called 'The First Beauty in Sheep Village'." She asked-Aren't you and Qiao Xi on bad terms? Why are you still on the show together? ”

As he spoke, Orlan covered his mouth and giggled.

"Who said we don't have a good relationship? Don't listen to the nonsense of the marketing account! Eh, Qiao Xi, some people say that we are mortal enemies, you say it's not funny! ”

Oulan looked at Qiao Xi.

Qiao Xi didn't laugh.

Qiao Xi didn't even smile.

Oulan's face changed slightly.

Xiao 6 was directly scared: "Master, I still have to play a little!" The plot can't collapse! You can choose not to speak, but your expression doesn't have to be so scary! ”

"Afraid of what? The plot is a thing that collapses early and late, and it all collapses. Qiao Xi said calmly, "A famous literary scholar Mr. Lu Xun once said that it is better to force others to death than to wronged yourself. ”

Little 6: Huh?? Who?? Says who??!!! Don't bully me for not reading!

In the next second, Qiao Xi stepped forward and stood beside Oulan.

Little 6 suddenly had an ominous premonition!

Oulan, on the other hand, breathed a sigh of relief.

She also thought that Qiao Xi had taken the wrong medicine today, and she dared not cooperate with the performance. It doesn't look like you're completely confused!

On the other side, Oulan's agent instructed: "No matter what Qiao Xi says for a while, immediately misinterpret her meaning, send her to today's hot search, and give Oulan full of heat!" ”

"Okay!"

The team immediately began to prepare.

The camera is focused on Qiao Xi.

"That's right." Qiao Xi adjusted the microphone on the neckline, "Regarding the fact that we are on the show together, first of all, we have to thank Oulan's agency." ”

Orlan smiled with a smile.

The footage also gives the team a close-up.

Qiao Xi: "Because if there was no brokerage company, she would not have won the resources this time so quickly with the boss of Tianhua Entertainment." ”

Oulan's face froze, and he turned his head sharply.

She said...... What?!

【？？？？？？？？？？？ 】

Full screen of question marks.

Qiao Xi was full of energy, and before they could react, he said directly-

"Secondly. Thanks to Meda Hospital, she had her fifth membrane repair surgery, otherwise she would not have been able to make the most of this night. ”

"Besides, thank you to the chairman's wife of Tianhua Entertainment, it is precisely because you have to pick up your son from school on Thursday afternoon that you have created wonderful mating conditions for this couple."

"Finally, I would like to thank the brand X Lace - your careful escort and let them ride the wind and waves."

"Congratulations, congratulations."

Qiao Xi turned his head and applauded in Oulan's ear.

Bang bang bang.

Bang bang bang.

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Author's Statement:

Sand sculpture crazy criticism of the big straight daughter × as a fine green tea little master

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