Chapter 2 She bared her teeth and smiled

A few seconds later, the whole audience exploded!

"Are you crazy, Qiao Xi!" Orlan screamed.

"What a joke." Qiao Xi leaned lazily against the tree, "You're not crazy, how could I be crazy first." ”

Little 6 yelled, "I'm just forcing you to tell the truth!" You're giving too much, aren't you!! It's over, it's over, it's all over, it's all over! ”

[the groove! Am I witnessing a milestone in the history of variety shows??? 】

[What is she talking nonsense!! 】

[Family, there are noses and eyes, look at other people's reactions, and feel melons!!] 】

[Heheda, it turns out that this can also be regarded as breaking news? It's all burnt and confused, right? 】

【666666666666666666666666】

【99999999999999999】

At the same time, the shock value that is being frantically refreshed has also refreshed the three views of the small 6.

[Shock +100]

[Shock +200]

……

【Ding! The system breaks through level 2! 】

【Ding! The system breaks through level 3! 】

【Ding! The system has broken through level 10! 】

There is also the sound of equipment bursting!

[The host obtains national dialect acquisition!] 】

【Host Gain Whitening Pill*1】

【Host Gain Dianabol*1】

[Host gains +10 Beauty]

[The host gets a kit!] 】

Little 6: "......"

It was tied to this host for just ten minutes, and the system was already level 10???

It's only level 100!!

The director rushed forward.

"I'm so sorry! Audience, we haven't adjusted the contradictions of the guests, and the two of them are in a mood......"

"What kind of emotions can I have when Director Jin said this?" Qiao Xi shook his head, "Yi Huai refused to be touched by you, and he was replaced today, he has no emotions, what emotions can I have." ”

Director Jin yelled: "Qiao Xi! If you go crazy again, I can only let you go off the air! ”

Several staff members rushed up to arrest Qiao Xi.

Qiao Xi jumped up the tree with agility!

The mouth is not idle yet.

"Yo, dare to do it or not? You are like choosing a concubine every night, your little fetish is like a few hairs on the top of your head, and the dark circles under your eyes are about to fall into your groin, quit color, Xiaojin! ”

Jin Minmin's inverted triangular eyes were about to stare into a straight triangle, and he roared angrily: "Arrest her for me!" Under! Come! ”

The audience was chaotic.

Qiao Xi is still horning, whoever catches her, who she blows.

Even the female cat in the assistant director's house poked out this year, and it was revealed that it was the breed of the male cat in the director's house.

In the end, no one dared to step forward again, Qiao Xicai slid down from the tree, wore a string of freshly woven leaf hats on his head, bared his big teeth, and smiled at the director team.

Full Director: "......"

Go crazy.

Director Jin worked hard to maintain order: "This year's artists are really naughty, and they like to joke with the director team...... Now, let's move on to the next process! ”

Anyway, it's not too late to get to the bottom of the matter first, and then settle accounts with her afterwards!

[Good guy, I did the math, she exploded a total of 18 artists! ] All guests present are included! Qiao Xi, you're having a hard time! 】

[It's disgusting, this woman's yellow rumors! ] 】

[Still say that other people are? Qiao Xi, I saw the man in the circle eager to pounce, do you need me to help you remember? 】

[The last time I called in the variety show to expose my fish farming, it wasn't over! ] Does the Internet have a memory, okay! 】

Jin Dao quickly assigned the task.

"The director team will give you a simple map, please go to the place where you need to work in order."

The assistant director threw Qiao Xi a tattered map, "This is yours, you are the captain." ”

In this kind of show, the captain is naturally the most tired, and Director Jin did this on purpose to make Qiao Xi complain.

As long as she speaks, it will naturally be edited into a hot spot in the later stage!

However, Qiao Xi took the map, only glanced at it and said, "Okay." ”

After two or three clicks, he folded the map, tucked it into the elastic band of his pants, snapped it, and buckled it.

Everyone: "......"

This is a female star...... Right?

I saw the elderly music thermal underwear she was wearing just now! It's still red!

Director Jin sneered and was not in a hurry.

The coming day is long, she doesn't believe that Qiao Xi will not be able to show her feet after the high-intensity beating, so let her pretend now.

"Please start the team leader to draw lots to select the team members, each captain will lead three members to do the task, this task is related to the luxury of the dinner, please participate!"

A jar was handed to Qiao Xi.

She shook it, and three sticks fell out.

- Zhou Ninghuan, Ye Sisi, Yu Xiannian.

Zhou Ninghuan is familiar with her, she is a contract boyfriend of the original owner, she is sweet or wolf on the surface, and she can lie down or lie down in private, with double plugs in the world.

Later, when the tie was untied, Zhou Ninghuan's team also put her hand, and took the lead in sending a public relations article to imply that she was cheating, which made the already infamous Qiao Xi even worse, and finally made it ugly.

The latter two names, of course, are the heroine of the book and the object of her mission.

For this arrangement, Qiao Xi is very satisfied.

"Brother Nian is here!" Someone suddenly shouted.

Qiao Xi followed everyone's gaze and turned back.

Several staff members were clustered in a figure, and the umbrella that was stretched out covered most of the young man's facial features.

His steps were slow and languid, and even the arc of his chin could be glimpsed into a touch of red lips, and his complexion was a little sickly white, like a grand and blatant seduction in the dazzling sun.

is worthy of being a villain that the author has spent a lot of pen and ink describing, and he can really kill people by virtue of his beauty.

"Teacher Yu, please drink water!" A staff member deliberately bumped into him.

The black umbrella was directly knocked open, and the mineral water directly smashed into Yu Xiannian, and the water droplets scattered in all directions.

In an instant, those eyes with spring water appeared in everyone's sight, and the shirt was also soaked, revealing the looming chest muscles.

The sound of gasping sounded one after another!

[Ahh Scream! Twist and crawl! 】

[Yu cub Yu cub! Mother's cub!! 】

[What is the top tearing feeling! ] This is called the top tearing feeling! The face is in the country, ahhhhh 】

[Relying on this staff is deliberate! ] Is this water splashed directly?! 】

[It's so unprofessional! It's not a trip, how can you get out of your hands and hit someone?! 】

Director Jin scolded: "How did you do it! Apologize to Mr. Yu! ”

A different color flashed in her eyes - this "accidental" splashing of water was also arranged in advance.

A variety show always has some out-of-the-circle scenes, and since she has invited Yu Xiannian, of course, she must make the best use of it to make variety shows more topical.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Teacher Yu, I didn't mean to! ”

The staff remembered Director Jin's instructions, as long as he was pitiful enough, Yu Xiannian would definitely not be stupid enough to find fault on the spot. After all, he is a star, every word and deed is stared at, ordinary people can get angry and quarrel, put it on him, that is to play a big name!

"I was so careless!" The staff knelt down to shine his shoes, "I'm really sorry......"

"It's okay."

β€”β€”A warm voice like a spring breeze sounded.

Staff hook lips.

And it worked!

In the next second, cold water poured directly over his head!

Staff member:?

He looked up in confusion, and saw Yu Xiannian's knobby hands pinching the bottle, and his eyes crooked with a smile: "Anyway, I will splash it back." ”

After saying that, he raised his hand and threw the mineral water bottle.

"Bang!"

- The bottle was thrown in the face of Jin Dao.