Chapter 3 I'm Timid, I'll Be Afraid
In the next second, Yu Xiannian: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I was too careless, I'm really sorry!" ”
After some operation, the main thing is a yin and yang weirdness.
Everyone: "......"
Jin Dao: "......"
[What a big name! What is the nobility of internal entertainment?! 】
[I can't wait to use the words I just learned, right?] Looks like you've got a long mouth? Didn't you see that the staff was deliberately doing something! 】
[That is, they are all first-time people, why endure it? ] 】
The scene was silent.
Yu Xiannian wiped his hand with the mineral water bottle with an alcohol swab.
He turned around and asked softly, "Who is my captain?" Can I start working on the task now? You can't buy a draft for a while and say I'm playing a big name, I'm timid, I'll be afraid. ”
Everyone: "......"
Qiao Xi: "......"
Qiao Xi said to Xiao 6: "This thing is the object of my mission?" My task is to make him fall in love with the heroine, and then be tossed by the heroine to death and finally blacken? See for yourself, does this look like a lover? It's not bad if you don't kill people, right?! ”
Xiao 6 has a weak heart, so he can only slap his ass: "I know it's difficult!" That's why you need to be the master of the wise and martial arts! This is the optimal data matched by the system, the master please rest assured, according to the big data accurate algorithm to draw conclusions - you Ke him! ”
Qiao Xi sneered: "I'm leaving, whoever likes to do this job will do it." ”
"The hosts! This is an SSS-level mission, and 30,000 points will be added after success! Then you will be the director of the National Space Authority! ”
Qiao Xi directly moved Pan Zhoudan and turned back to the same place.
"Why didn't you say it earlier, 6 sons. Isn't it just to correct a love line? I won't pack him up and send him to the heroine's bed today, even if I, Qiao Xi, am seriously derelict in my duties! ”
Little 6: "......"
Qiao Xi's movements attracted Yu Xiannian's attention.
The pair of beautiful black eyes glanced over, and when she saw the map in her pants, Yu Xiannian squinted.
He hadn't forgotten how this woman had been sitting on his lap and making a fuss.
Director Jin covered his face at this time, and hurried the CUe process: "The lottery is complete!" Each team will go immediately!! ”
The team came together and moved forward.
Ye Sisi is worthy of being the heroine of the abusive text, with a soft and strong face.
She leaned closer to Qiao Xi and whispered, "Captain, are we going over?" ”
"Of course not." Qiao Xi smiled, "Our team fulfills the principle of helping each other, so Yu Xiannian, you take her to go." ”
Ye Sisi: ?
P6:???
"The hosts! The emotional line can't be so hard! You have to give them casual physical contact! And the way you look, the villain won't be obedient! ”
Sure enough, Yu Xiannian hooked his lips and squinted his eyes, "So you can hold someone?" Captain, I can't even walk myself. Or ......"
He stepped forward, his black pupils becoming more and more seductive under his superior brow bone.
"Captain hug me?"
Crowd: !!
[Me! Grass! What kind of scene is this that I haven't seen before?! 】
[The inner entertainment goblin is really hammered]
[Woo woo woo year after year, even if you are unhappy, don't give up on yourself like this! ] 】
[I think this Qiao Xi is trying his best to attract the attention of every year! ] 】
[Don't worry, don't you understand Yu Xiannian's temper? ] Didn't you see it just now? It's definitely going to be Qiao Xi! 】
The eyes are facing each other.
Yu Xiannian lowered his eyes and looked at the woman's light brown eyes, and even blinked his glass-like pupils, waiting for her reaction with some evil taste.
The next second, the woman raised her head, her expression desireless.
"The left eye jumps, and the right eye jumps. You just jumped into the disaster first, and then you jumped into decline, pinching your fingers, something big happened today. ”
Yu Yan was sluggish for a long time.
Everyone next to me: ?!
Zhou Ninghuan was shocked!
Is she crazy! That's the year of Yu Xian!!
If Brother Nian stood in front of him and winked at him, he couldn't wait to send himself to Yu Xiannian's bed tonight! Qiao Xi is so unaware!
"But don't be upset." Qiao Xi followed to comfort Yu Xiannian, "After all, people always die, either today or tomorrow - you wait for me here, I'll borrow a car." ”
[You guys are waiting for me here, I'll go buy an orange?] 】
[Contemporary netizens understand "Back"]
Qiao Xi walked to the villager's house next to him, and he already had a new plan in his heart.
Can't force it? Okay, isn't it just tactful, she's good at it.
Xiao 6 said: "Master, don't mess around!" ”
"When have I ever messed around? I'll do things, you can rest assured. ”
Little 6: "......"
Who can rest assured that you can do things!
Behind him, Yu Xiannian retracted his gaze thoughtfully.
In front of the monitoring screen.
Director Jin sneered: "Borrow a car in this village? It's just overwhelming! ”
"It's really a newborn calf that is not afraid of tigers." The producer on the side was holding a cigarette and resting his feet on the table, "This village is the most xenophobic, let alone borrowing a car, even if she borrows a hair, she has to show sesame credits." It's good to make her ugly, save yourself from being dishonest! ”
On the road, Ye Sisi paced nervously, "Can you really borrow it?" I just saw that the fellow here is a little fierce, huh? ”
Yu Xiannian found a big tree alone to lean on the shade, his collarbone loomed in the white shirt, the flesh and bones were slender and not weak, and his movements were careless, but he could glimpse some muscle lines.
This picture made Zhou Ninghuan's mouth water.
Zhou Ninghuan came back to his senses and couldn't help but sneer: "If she can borrow it, I will kneel down and call her father!" ”
[Laughing to death, Huanhuan's eyes have seen too much, Qiao Xi, the drama sister, has started acting again]
[If she loves to show, she will show her, and she will borrow a car? ] Give her the cow's! If you guessed correctly, this is Creek Village, right? Xicun is an intangible cultural heritage protection area, and the people here are isolated from the world, and they hate being disturbed the most! 】
[Oh, Sister Xijing may think that she will be whining, break her legs, and bring her own set in the circle]
[Your speech is so ugly...... I don't think Qiao Xi did anything, as for saying that, her? 】
[Passers-by said that the backbone is up, and from today on, I will pay attention to Qiao Xi, and I will fan her without any black history! ] 】
Here, Qiao Xi knocked on the door.
A swarthy face poked out, full of vigilance, and opened his mouth to speak in a dialect.
Director Jin said in front of the screen: "I have seen this villager, his name is Da Zhuang, and he came to drive to block the road on the first day he entered the village. What kind of luck is Qiao Xi, as soon as he comes, he will find hard stubble? That's ......."
There was a sudden pause in his voice.
Director Jin sat up straight and suddenly approached to look at the monitoring screen.
Even the producer was attracted by the picture and leaned forward.
"What is she doing?" The producer wondered, "Talking?" ”
"Seems to be." Jin Dao frowned, "What did you say?" It doesn't seem to be Mandarin? ”
On the screen, the slender figure gestured with his hand.
Qiao Xi: "@#*%%U*#**$*%%? ”
Villager: "***&%*%¥#@!" ”
Qiao Xi: ( ́・ω・)ノ
Villager: └(^O^)┘
The two final: \(^∀^)メ(^∀^)ノ
Jin Dao: ???
Producer:!!!
Director Jin's eyes widened and he stammered: "What are they doing?" Handshake Handshake ??? No, she she can understand??? ”
"Not only can I understand it, but I also seem to be able to speak?!"
Director Jin was shocked: "Let the translator come over immediately!" ”