There was silence in the air for only a second.

Then the whole glass shattered with screams!

"Ah!!!h

"Smack!" Mo Niannian gave He Xuefang a slap, "Shameless!" ”

"Smack!" He Xuefang gave Li Cheng a slap, "Rebel!" ”

"Smack!" Aunt Zhao gave Li Cheng a slap, "Hooligans! ”

"Smack! Syllable! Syllable! ”

The serial slaps formed a unique dominoes, one after another, you hit me, I hit him, neatly, and not one missed.

None of the faces on the scene were intact.

No one on the scene was calm.

When Yu Xiannian was sober, he hadn't come out of the previous plot yet, and rubbed his face with a red face.

Hey...... Doesn't feel right?

He swept his eyes, and his pupils shook instantly.

Isn't it, so lush?! Where did he touch her?!

When I looked up again, the rippling spring tide receded instantly.

"Livestock!" Li Cheng and Yu Xiannian roared out at the same time.

Director Jiang finally pulled his head out of the assistant director's file, and said breathlessly: "Stop fighting!" Stop it! Big brothers, okay! ”

The scene is still the same: Smack! Syllable! Syllable!

"Director! Leave it alone! Look at ......" The assistant director pointed straight ahead with one hand trembling.

Director Jiang's pupils exploded instantly!

I saw that Yu Xiannian and Li Cheng had already danced eight afterimages!

Li Cheng picked up the fork and poked it forward!

The little master grabbed his chest hair, put his feet on his chest, and jumped back with his strength!

"Brush-pull—"

The chest hair is gone, and Li Cheng is almost gone.

"Come and see!" Qiao Xi hooked the camera with his foot and pulled it on the chair to adjust the picture, "The latest contemporary hair removal technology, actor-level manual hair removal!" Yu's Group is about to undertake all related projects! The actor personally excepted once, 500! The first-line actors have their own hands except once, 400! Second-tier actors, 300! Second-tier actors with bad acting skills, 200! ”

[Yu Zheng: The company still has such a dirty business? 】

[Don't say anything, let's have a two thousand first]

[Is there a monthly membership card, I don't miss this money]

[A second-tier actor with bad acting skills, what about Zhou Ninghuan talking about you]

[Don't talk nonsense! When we are acting, if we have half the strength in the live broadcast room, what kind of acting skills do we worry about? ! 】

[No, isn't the point that the monthly subscription is not a monthly subscription?! At least someone should send Mr. Li to the hospital first, the blood on his chest is like a fountain! 】

Qiao Yuyi struggled out of the crowd and glared at Yu Xiannian.

"You plucked him?! Yu Xiannian, you are too much! ”

Li Cheng raised his head in pain, his pupils shrunk.

She defended him like this?

also disregarded the danger of his life to blame Yu Xiannian......

Yu Xiannian: "His hair violated my hand!" ”

"Then you can't pull it out!" Qiao Yuyi roared, "The most handsome parts of his body have been ruined for you!" What's the difference between you and ruining his life?! ”

Li Cheng: ?

He rolled his eyes and fell backwards.

"Son!" He Xuefang was heartbroken.

"It's amazing!" Director Jiang shouted, "Mr. Li's chest hair was plucked, and he was overly sad and dizzy!" Help! Save! ”

"Tick-Tick-"

The ambulance went all the way to the hospital, and the camera screen changed places in a blink of an eye.

The guests lined up to take the medicine, their faces were swollen and wounded.

There are several hot searches, and I can't withdraw it after spending money.

# "I want to fall in love" guests slapped each other and collectively sought medical treatment

#仅有两名嘉宾在恋综幸存

#某植发机构表示可为姜导团队免费植发

In the hospital room.

Li Cheng had already woken up, with a pile of gauze wrapped around his chest, and was staring at the ceiling, with no light in his eyes.

He Xuefang roared angrily: "Hang up my phone, go to country A, and help them negotiate with the Jiang family?!" Li Cheng, I think you're crazy! Do you still have my mother in your eyes! ”

Li Cheng didn't speak.

He Xuefang went crazy and jumped to the window: "I might as well die!" What's the point of being alive! I'm ......."

"Mom." Li Cheng said slowly, "This is the second floor, you can't die, Niu Jian can jump back." ”

He Xuefang: ?

She turned her head sharply, picked up the bag and threw it at Li Cheng's head.

"Can I not know it's the second floor! Do you really want me dead? You rebel! Unfilial son! ”

Heartbeat Cabin.

Only two guests were unharmed, and they were all gathered in the living room.

One of the two guests is named Qiao Xi and the other is Yu Xiannian.

"Who said I wasn't hurt! Nonsense" The little young master was lying on the sofa, covering his chest and making trouble, "I'm injured here!" Badly wounded! ”

"You were also plucked by Li Cheng's chest hair?" Qiao Xi asked as he ate potato chips.

Yu Xiannian's long legs kicked the bicycle in mid-air on the spot.

"I'm talking about the heart! Sad! And you don't know if I have chest hair or not, you haven't seen it all over my body! ”

【What?????!!!!!!! 】

【Grass! Hasty hastily hasty is the meaning I understand?! 】

[Ahh You guys kill me through the screen! I really called the police! 】

【When!】 What a location! What a plot! What a development! The believer is willing to eat five dishes and two soups in her life, and only asks for one answer! 】

Leave me alone! Please continue! It's not important for me to die!!!! 】

At the same time, the system is upgraded to obtain the item [Spring of the Melon King].

[Function: You can query anyone's hot secrets within half an hour.] 】

Qiao Xi stopped eating potato chips and glanced at him.

"There are some places I haven't seen."

She suddenly jumped onto the sofa, turned Yu Xiannian over, and reached out to peel off his pants, "Let me see now, every day I learn to take small steps, maybe I have the same hemorrhoids as He Xuefang!" ”

Yu Xiannian: !!!!!!

He put his hands on the chrysanthemum and struggled desperately to slip off the couch.

Qiao Xi treated him, and then clapped his hands and got up, "Stay honest, I'll go find something to eat." ”

She took two steps before she realized something hard in her pocket.

Reaching out, it was a rolled-up note.

She pulled the note apart, and it grew longer and longer...... There are more than one meter of it, and it is densely packed with words.

It begins with -

"Yu Xiannian Applies for a Secret Dating Plan (Escape from the Program Group Version)".

The following is more than 2,000 words long, accusing that there has not been a serious date since the agreement fell in love, and eight plans for escaping from the program team are given.

[1. One person went to kick Director Jiang's crotch, and while everyone was rescuing him, the other person fled]

[2. Take a vacuum cleaner and suck the assistant director's mouth, let him call for help, and then secretly ride his car to escape. 】

【3……】

The camera zooms in and all the words are visible.

Director Jiang covered his crotch, and the assistant director covered his mouth.

"It's a threat! It's too much! Director Jiang slapped the table and stood up.

Five minutes later, due to the sudden nap of the entire director team, Qiao Xi did not have any obstacles when he stole the car, and directly grabbed the car and galloped out!

[Hey, hey??? That's it?! 】

[Damn!] At least bring a photographer!! 】

Behind the car, the little young master's head arched up, and he hugged Qiao Xi's waist, bubbling with joy.

"Date! Appointment! Appointment! ”

Having said that, he thought of Qiao Xi's agreement to go on a date without saying a word just now, and suddenly squinted, "Xixi, where are we going?" Let's start with it, it can't be a garbage dump, it can't be a slaughterhouse, it can't be a place for non-couples to go! ”

"Don't worry, it's definitely a place for couples." As soon as Qiao Xi stepped on the accelerator, "Dense couples, waves of couples, sit tight!" ”