Chapter 193 Is it reasonable to say that the love brain is not covered by medical insurance?
Yu Xiannian: "Okay! Sit tight! ”
Half an hour later, the little young master pulled the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau.
"I'm not going! You don't want to divorce me! I didn't bring a marriage certificate! ”
However, as he said this, a red book fell out of the ground with a "click".
Yu Xiannian: !
Qiao Xi raised his eyebrows, "Yo, didn't bring a marriage certificate?" ”
He snapped back for a second.
"This is not a marriage certificate, this is a dog registration certificate. Because there is a strong presentation at home, it has to be done. ”
Qiao Xi nodded: "I see." ”
She took two steps forward, and then was caught off guard and looked back!
The little young master bounced up from the ground, dodged a move, and the back of his neck was quickly choked and carried directly into the Civil Affairs Bureau!
On the tree, Cheng Xi and Cheng Dong glanced at each other.
Cheng Xi: "Do you want to stop it?" ”
Cheng Dong: "Have you beaten your grandmother?" ”
Cheng Xi: "I can't beat it." ”
Cheng Dong: "What nonsense?" ”
The two were silent for a while.
After a while, Cheng Dong said: "Don't worry, don't you know our young master?" As long as the marriage certificate is in his hand, even if he chops his hand, he will pick it up and continue running, or the kind with a speed of 1 meter per second. ”
Cheng Xi felt that it made sense and put his mind at ease.
Inside, Yu Xiannian was taken all the way to the window to get the marriage certificate, and the fake crying slowly stopped.
Well? Marriage window?
He peeked in Qiao Xi's direction.
Qiao Xi said earnestly: "You are still young, you must know the horror of love." Let's just say that this couple, doesn't it look very affectionate? ”
She pointed to a couple next to her who were receiving their certificates, and the two held hands sweetly, their fingers interlocked.
Yu Xiannian nodded.
Qiao Xi: "Who would have thought that this man cheated on his marriage and had a boyfriend who had been talking for five years in private." ”
Couple:???
The man's face turned red instantly: "Who are you?!" Don't talk nonsense! ”
"Shut up, Brother Cauliflower. Fishing 18 men and women at the same time, infected with X disease, last night was itchy and unbearable to open their eyes until dawn, this is forgotten? Do you dare to open your mouth and ask for a sky-high bride price to make up for the hole in your treatment? ”
The girl screamed!
Within two minutes, the two went out.
Qiao Xi asked Yu Xiannian: "Do you have any feelings?" ”
Yu Xiannian nodded again.
Qiao Xi was satisfied: "Do you think marriage is terrible?" Or do you find it difficult to stay together? Or ......"
"It's something that comes to mind." Yu Xiannian pulled around on his body.
Qiao Xi's eyes lit up.
This is the marriage certificate? It's that simple?
In the next second, the little young master took out a bank card and handed it over.
"Speaking of the bride price, I haven't given the bride price yet, it's better to choose a day than to hit the day, just today. Now, this card is a salary, this card is investment income, this card is company income, and this card is ......"
One by one, he filled Qiao Xi's pocket with his bank cards!
Qiao Xi: ?
Small 6:???!!!
No way! This kid doesn't get oil and salt!! And you have so many cards with you, it's hard to say if it wasn't premeditated!!
Qiao Xi got up directly and walked over with him one by one.
After using the [Spring of the Melon King] prop, at this moment she could see the secrets automatically floating above everyone's heads, each one more exciting than the other.
Qiao Xi: "The pair on the far left, formal marriage, no feelings, pure certificate." ”
The little young master was confident: "Oh, that's different from us, I have feelings, and you have 135." Not to mention that at 8:45 p.m. on October 3rd, your hands were all over the ......."
"Next couple." Qiao Xi interrupted, "At window No. 2, the woman has a gambling addiction and owes a huge amount of gambling debts, and she is with an old man who is 35 years older than herself in order to cheat the insurance. ”
The little young master's eyes widened: "You also owe money?" It doesn't matter, I have money, I still have a dad! What's what's mine is mine, and what's mine is yours! Rounded off, the entire Yu Group is yours! ”
Qiao Xi: "......"
She gritted her teeth and pulled Yu Xiannian to the next location.
If the Civil Affairs Bureau can't do it, then the crematorium.
Qiao Xi pointed to the cremation furnace and said: "The scourge lasts for thousands of years, and the shameless people have a long life, and when I survive my other half, I will order eight male models to take turns to dance striptease at home every day, and the days should be quite moisturizing." What do you think? ”
Yu Xiannian stretched out his hand and began to untie his neckline, but was held down by Qiao Xi.
"What for?"
The tips of the little master's ears were red, "I'm afraid that you won't be used to seeing it when the time comes, so I'll give you a dance in advance." ”
Little 6: "......"
It's hard to say which of you two will live longer.
The car rode to the courthouse.
After seeing the property dispute between husband and wife, the little young master said: "This man is so stingy, why don't you give her the money if you love her?" ”
After watching the custody battle, the little young master said: "My wife is gone, what children do you want?" Does Hee Hee want to have a child? He looked down and whispered, "How many do you want?" Boy or girl? Tonight or tomorrow night? ”
……
800 case files, but you can't pry a sincere red heart.
Qiao Xi: "Is it reasonable to say that the terminal disease of love brain is not covered by medical insurance?" ”
The next second, she fried the pot: "Damn, has this thing been trained in some organization?!" This organization reads fairy tales to him during the day, reads romance novels to him at night, and falls asleep listening to love songs in the middle of the night, dreaming of kissing people! ”
"Ahem...... Xiao 6 clearly said, "Master, I just want to kiss you." ”
Knock it to death, woo woo! Little Master Saigao! Saigao!
The two came out of the court, Yu Xiannian shouted that he was tired, and he was dragged out on Qiao Xi's shoulder, and half of them were crooked on Qiao Xi.
Qiao Xi was still thinking about how to make this thing sober, and his voice suddenly sounded above his head.
"Hee-hee, don't worry, we won't come to this kind of place in the future."
"Old man Yu has been deceived by eight hundred women, I am his son, inherit his genes, I must be very easy to deceive. When the time comes, if you lie to me, I won't mess with you. ”
"You see, I'm clean, deceitful, and obedient, don't you want it?"
He buried his head down, sniffing the scent in her ears, and his voice was low, "Do you want it?" Do you want to? Do you think right? Your heart is beating 126. ”
Qiao Xi: !!
I grass! It's too foul to step on a horse!
She pushed the man away and strode forward.
Behind him, Yu Xiannian licked the tiger teeth and smiled, and immediately chased after him: "Wait for me, wife!" ”
"Shut up!"
Qiao Xi turned his head to cover his mouth, Yu Xiannian's two peach blossom eyes were bent outside, his cheeks rubbed against her, and he wanted to chase after him, Qiao Xi's mobile phone suddenly rang.
She picked it up, her eyes narrowing, "What? ”
On the other side, Director Jin's voice was very loud: "The Jiang family has invested in a pheasant program in the next village of Xi Village, which is also farming, benchmarking with us, and the popularity is rising!" We were about to call you back the day after tomorrow to continue recording, but these people came in the middle of the night and destroyed all our crops! This will make Li Dazhuang and Zhou Ninghuan already fight with them! ”
Screams came from the other end of the line.
and Aunt Zhao's panicked shouting-
"Don't be soft! Hit him below! Hit him below! ”
"The Jiang family?" Qiao Xi glanced at Yu Xiannian.
Yu Xiannian immediately buckled the helmet on her head and leaned over to help her fasten her seat belt.
The motorcycle roared and rushed in the direction of Creek Village.
Qiao Xi said on the other end of the phone: "Wait, go back and them!" ”