Chapter 149: Brother, I Didn't Ask You, Did I? (Plus 1)
"Ahem...... Close the door, close the door quickly, go get dressed. ”
When Lai Xiaoxiao was possessed by Xiang Yu, she just took off her pajamas and wanted to change her clothes.
As a result, after Xiang Yu possessed her, she didn't have any clothes to wear, and came directly to open the door for Sheng Kou.
Where could Sheng Kou stand this, he was directly choked by saliva, and shouted while coughing.
However, his eyes were very honest, staring at Lai Xiaoxiao, and he didn't mean to move away at all......
"Okay, Shangxian, you come in first, I'll go get dressed."
Lai Xiaoxiao's voice has not changed, but the demeanor and tone of her voice have changed dramatically.
With that, she turned and walked back.
Sheng Kou blushed and stepped into the room, then closed the door.
He swallowed, then walked in and sat down on the couch in the living room.
Xiang Yu controlled Lai Xiaoxiao's body and walked into the bedroom.
As soon as Sheng Kou sat down, Lai Xiaoxiao's voice came out again.
"Shangxian, how do you wear these clothes? These two pieces of fabric, what are they? ”
Lai Xiaoxiao walked out of it with a few underwear.
Sheng Kou didn't mention how embarrassing it was, the body was Lai Xiaoxiao's, but the soul was indeed Xiang Yu's.
He regretted a little and let Xiang Yu get on her.
"It's underwear...... You didn't have this at the time? ”
"Our pants at that time...... It is open crotch pants. ”
Sheng Kou smiled bitterly, what he said seemed to be true, I had seen it on the Internet before, what kind of pants in that period seemed to be called calf nose caskets, and they were indeed open crotch pants......
"You go and put on your pants and put on your shirt first."
"I won't wear it."
"You go find something, cover your body, and I'll tell you how to wear it."
"Shangxian, you and I are both men, don't care about these, why not be honest with each other?"
Sheng Kou rolled his eyes.
"You're a woman now!"
"Yes, I'm a woman now."
In the end, Xiang Yu controlled Lai Xiaoxiao's body, wrapped the blanket around his body, and Sheng Kou entered the bedroom, took the clothes on the bed, and explained to him carefully.
"You modern people are really troublesome, there are so many pieces of body covering."
"Hurry up and get dressed, I'll wait for you outside."
Sheng Kou turned around and walked out, sitting on the sofa in the living room outside.
"System, it seems that after Lai Xiaoxiao was possessed by Xiang Yu, I didn't have that kind of desire to protect and possess in my heart."
"Normal, she is now a man in your eyes, the overlord of Xichu, if you have that kind of desire to protect, then the overlord Farewell Concubine will change her name."
"What's the name?"
"Don't mess with Ji, overlord."
Sheng Kou rolled his eyes, he is such a serious person, why is he on such an improper system?
"Homophonic stalks, deduct money."
"The impact of her physique on the host has become very low, plus the host knows that Xiang Yu is in her body, this effect can be ignored, but it is still effective for others, and the effect is slightly worse."
Sheng Kou laughed evilly, Lai Xiaoxiao's special physique has a great attraction to the strong, which will make the strong have a desire to protect and possess her in their hearts.
Since then......
A large group of strong people, in order to get Lai Xiaoxiao to beat you to the death, what kind of mood will Xiang Yu have?
Thinking of this, Sheng Kou smiled even happier.
But what happened next made him unable to laugh......
Lai Xiaoxiao...... No, it should be Xiang Yu.
She was dressed in a black tracksuit and walked out of it.
"Shangxian, this girl's body is too thin, I'm a little unused to it."
Sheng Kou turned his head to look at her.
"It's a transition, I'll help you find a body that satisfies you."
She nodded and sat down on the couch.
"This body is not bad, she has a special physique, which can allow me to exert my combat power."
"One percent combat power is also ...... Wait a minute! One percent combat power? Your combat power is 110,000 points, and one achievement is 11,000 points? ”
"Yes, if I change to the body of an ordinary person, I can only exert 2,000 points of combat power, and if I change to the body of a warrior, I can only have 5,000 points of combat power."
Sheng Kou's face fell, this was different from what he thought!
I thought there could be a super thug, but it turned out to be a castrated version.
This strength is the same as that of Tu Lao, there is no way to let him go out and walk sideways.
"Shangxian, if you can find me a corpse of a grandmaster, my combat power will be fully exerted."
Sheng Kou rolled his eyes, the system said before that within 10,000 points is the martial arts realm, 10,001 points of combat power to 100,000 points of combat power is martial arts, great martial artists are 100,000 and 1 million points, and grandmasters are 1 million and 1 million points of combat power.
Even the weakest grandmaster has 1 million and 1 points of combat power.
Where to find such a corpse?
If such a corpse can be found, then Sheng Kou doesn't care about Xiang Yu's combat power.
"You really dare to think that if you return the corpse of the grandmaster, it would be good to find you a corpse of a martial artist."
"Martial artists are also okay, if you can exert sixty percent of your strength, I will thank the immortals first."
Sheng Kou was completely speechless, isn't Xiang Yu a hero?
How do you feel like a monkey now, give a pole and he will climb?
"I'll talk about this later, now that you occupy Lai Xiaoxiao's body, you have to live as her, what you have to do now is to familiarize yourself with the current world and learn some common sense......"
"Shangxian, Lai Xiaoxiao's soul has been banned by me, and it is completely under my control, I can view all her memories and learn about this world from her memories."
Sheng Kou nodded, his ability is not bad, he doesn't need to worry about it.
He originally planned to buy some books for Xiang Yu, teach him to watch TV and use the computer, and then let him study on his own.
"You're going to live here for the next few days, and I'll help you move in a few days."
"It's all up to you."
"You sleep on the couch, I'll go to bed."
Sheng Kou didn't plan to leave, not that he still had any thoughts about Lai Xiaoxiao, but that he really didn't want to toss.
Of course, if he was perverted enough to have any thoughts about Lai Xiaoxiao, who was possessed by Xiang Yu, Xiang Yu would not let him succeed.
Sheng Kou went into the room to catch up on sleep, while Xiang Yu lay down on the sofa in the living room, closed his eyes and began to copy Lai Xiaoxiao's memory.
At 4 p.m., Sheng Kou was woken up by a sound from the living room.
He opened his eyes in a daze and sat up.
"Rush!"
"Kill him!"
"No, it's not right here, Liu Bang is not such a gentleman, he is just a villain."
Sheng Kou rolled over and got out of bed and walked out with a frown.
Walking into the living room, he was dumbfounded.
Lai Xiaoxiao sat on the sofa shirtless, crossed Erlang's legs, held a bottle of vodka in his hand, and shouted loudly.
"The Han Woman" is playing on TV, which is a TV series about Liu Bang.
"You put on my clothes!"
Sheng Kou shouted and turned his head to the side.
"Shangxian, you're awake, I'm sorry, I must have woken you up."
As she spoke, she picked up the remote control, turned off the TV, and got up to put her shirt on.
Sheng Kou was a little speechless and a little surprised at the same time.
This feather is really strong in learning, so soon I can find a TV series to watch by myself, and I can use the remote control.
"Shangxian, I'm dressed."
When Sheng Kou heard this, he turned his head.
"You are a daughter now, don't do things the same as before."
"The immortal taught me."
"Don't call me an immortal, just call me Mr. Sheng."
Sheng Kou sat down on the sofa as he spoke.
"Mr. Sheng, you are so happy in modern society, you have cars, airplanes, televisions and computers...... A lot of things I couldn't even think of. This is the fairy world for us at the end of the year. The wine was much better than it was back then. ”
"And the mobile phone, this is comparable to a thousand miles of sound transmission! Just make a phone call and someone will bring you food and drink. ”
"You're a pretty quick learner."
"I lost some yin power to be able to replicate all of Lai Xiaoxiao's memories without harming her soul. I fused those memories of hers to grasp the knowledge of the world so quickly, and the words you write now are different from before. ”
"It's good that you master it, I'll take you out for a walk and see the outside world."
"Shopping, huh? I just wanted to buy some new clothes, her original clothes were so sissy, not a gentleman at all. ”
Sheng Kou rolled his eyes, Lai Xiaoxiao was originally a woman.
"Mr. Sheng, you wait for me, I'll wash my face and brush my teeth."
Sheng Kou smiled and nodded, this guy really looks like a modern person, and he knows how to brush his teeth when he goes out after drinking.
More than ten minutes later, Sheng Kou took Xiang Yu out of the door.
Xiang Yu originally wanted Sheng Kou to call him Xiang Yu, but Sheng Kou didn't agree, and the body of Lai Xiaoxiao he was using now would naturally use Lai Xiaoxiao's name.
Xiang Yu worked hard for a long time before Sheng Kou promised him to call him Lao Xiang when there was no one and Lai Xiaoxiao when there was someone.
"Lao Xiang, you said that you were looking for the reincarnation of Yu Ji, how are you going to find it? Any clues? ”
"Yes, the person reincarnated by Yu Ji in this life is a woman, who should have just turned 20 years old, and has a red mole on her left chest."
"What kind of clue is this? Do you see a 20-year-old girl and go up to look at someone's chest? I guess I didn't look at two, but I was arrested as a hooligan. ”
"Mr. Sheng, you have a company and money, can you help me send a missing person notice?" Look for a girl in her twenties with a red mole on her left chest. ”
"You know a lot, and you can still think of this way."
"Mr. Sheng, your network is so developed now, and the speed of information dissemination is very fast, it is still very simple to find someone."
"It's very simple, but I'm afraid that after the girl sees the missing person notice, she won't contact us at all."
Xiang Yu's brows furrowed, it's not that this is not impossible.
"Let's take it one step at a time, try this method first."
"I'll get someone to do it for you when I get back."
After Sheng Kou finished speaking, he took Xiang Yu and got into a taxi and asked the driver to pull the two of them to a nearby shopping mall.
Xiang Yu not only had to buy clothes, but also cut his long hair short.
Sheng Kou didn't stop it, anyway, now this body is Xiang Yu's reuse, let him toss it.
Sheng Kou took Xiang Yu to buy clothes and change his hairstyle, and when he wanted to go to a big meal again, he answered his mother's call.
"Are you in the capital?"
"What's wrong? Something happened at home? ”
"You come to your sister's place for dinner at night, you must arrive at 8 o'clock, if you don't come back, I don't have your son."
Sheng Kou pursed his lips, as soon as he heard this, he knew his mother's purpose.
Seventy or eighty percent of the time it is possible to let him go on a blind date.
"Mom, I can't get over something."
"If you don't come, I'll go back to my hometown tomorrow."
"Mom, ...... in two days"
"Doodoo ......"
Before Sheng Kou finished speaking, the phone was hung up.
"Sheng Ling's tutor, I really don't like it. But if I don't go, my mother really dares to go back to her hometown tomorrow......"
Sheng Kou was in a dilemma, so he saw "Lai Xiaoxiao".
It is Xiang Yu who controls the body, but the body is indeed a woman!
Still a young and beautiful woman.
"Brother Xiang Yu, I haven't begged you for anything yet, have I?"
Xiang Yu had Lai Xiaoxiao's memory, knowing that Sheng Kou touched Lai Xiaoxiao's waist before, he had always been worried about Sheng Kou's excessive demands, and seeing Sheng Kou's malicious smile, he hurriedly took a few steps back.
"Don't even think about it, even though you are an immortal, I can't use this body to do anything with you."
Sheng Kou rolled his eyes......
"I'm asking you to help me go home on a blind date."
"No, no."
"If you don't go, I'll sleep with you."
"I'll go!"
Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, didn't expect that one day, he would be blackmailed by someone with this kind of thing......