Chapter 150: How to mix in the ghost circle in the future
Sheng Kou didn't expect that after getting Xiang Yu's subordinate, the first thing he asked him to do was to pretend to be his girlfriend.
"Let's talk about it first, your identity is my girlfriend, and you are also the female anchor signed by my company......"
"Wait a minute, I didn't promise to go."
Xiang Yu repented, he was the overlord of Western Chu and wanted to pretend to be someone else's girlfriend?
Although he is now in Lai Xiaoxiao's body, except for his body, everything else is his own.
If this thing gets out, how will he be in the ghost circle in the future?
What would the other ghosts think of him?
passed into the ears of Liu Bang's grandson, and he still had to laugh off his big teeth?
"You just said you went."
"Is there one? You heard me wrong, I'm talking about it. ”
Sheng Kou rolled his eyes, Xiang Yu is a very fast learner, he has mastered all the buzzwords of the previous years?
"If you don't go, I'll sleep with you!"
"I ...... I have no experience pretending to be someone else's girlfriend, and I'm afraid of scaring your family. ”
"There are always first times in life, and you just need to act like a woman."
"You won't blame me if it's exposed, will you?"
"No, you can do your best, don't give me any moths."
Xiang Yu pulled his face, followed Sheng Kou into the mall, and walked in the direction of the bathroom.
Sheng Kou stopped when he walked to the door of the toilet, and Xiang Yu, who was following behind, bumped directly into him.
"Stop, I'm going to pee."
"You're a woman now, go to the other side."
Xiang Yu pursed his lips and turned around and went into the women's toilet.
Sheng Kou carried a large bag into the men's bathroom, and when there was no one inside, he received all his things into the system space.
After putting the water out, Sheng Kou walked out, washed his hands, and stood at the door and waited.
waited for a full five minutes before seeing "Lai Xiaoxiao" come out of it with a red face.
"What's wrong with you? Faced so red? ”
"Nothing...... It is...... It's just a little uncomfortable. ”
"You are the overlord of Xichu, what kind of woman has you never seen, what is there to be uncomfortable with?"
"You're not right, I've been around for more than 2,000 years, and I've never been close to women......"
Sheng Kou smiled bitterly and shook his head, he was also sick, chatting with an old ghost for more than two thousand years.
"Go buy some more stuff and come home with me."
"Mr. Sheng, didn't you buy it before?"
"Go to my house empty-handed? Don't forget, you're my girlfriend, and the first time you go to my house to see my parents, you'll definitely have to bring some gifts. ”
Sheng Kou took Xiang Yu to buy some supplements, and then left the mall and took the car to Sheng Ling's house.
When it was five minutes to eight o'clock, Sheng Kou and Xiang Yu rang the doorbell.
"Come on, let you come early, you have to come here a little bit, are you ...... now"
Li Cuiting opened the door, and then she was directly stunned, and swallowed back the words that came to her mouth.
She saw a young and beautiful girl, holding Sheng Kou's arm.
"Xiaoxiao, this is my mother."
"Hello Auntie."
"Mom, she's me...... girlfriend, Lai Xiaoxiao. ”
Sheng Kou's heart is so awkward now, if it weren't for the urgency of time, he would have found another girl to come over.
Xiang Yu was also very awkward at this time, pretending to be a woman, and holding Sheng Kou's arm...... He would rather kill himself a thousand times or ten thousand times by the Wujiang River than do this.
"You...... Do you have a girlfriend? ”
"You bastard, why didn't you tell me earlier."
Li Cuiting didn't let them in, but walked out of the house directly and closed the door with her backhand.
"Girl, don't be angry, Auntie didn't let you into the house. It's all to blame on this kid, and he didn't tell me when he fell in love with you, I thought he didn't find a partner, so I thought about giving him a ...... The eldest sister upstairs often goes to the supermarket with me, and her daughter is single, so I invited her and her daughter to the house for dinner...... I didn't expect him to bring you back...... You say it's done, why don't I tell someone else. ”
Li Cuiting was really anxious, she felt very embarrassed and embarrassed.
"Mom, what's so hard to say, I'll go in and help you explain."
"How do you explain? People will be angry if you talk about this kind of thing......"
"Then Xiaoxiao and I will go first? You just say that I have something to do temporarily and can't come back for dinner? ”
Li Cuiting rolled her eyes.
"You are stupid, I just came to open the door, and everyone saw it and knew that you were back. I went back and said you didn't come back, what do people think? ”
Sheng Kou smiled bitterly.
"So what do you say?"
"Or ...... Xiaoxiao, you go downstairs and wait for him first, let him go in to say hello, and say that there is something urgent and you have to go out immediately. ”
"Xiaoxiao, this is the first time you have come to the door, and Auntie should invite you to come in and sit down and have a meal...... But this is a trouble...... If you go in, that Sister Zhou will definitely complain about me, and she will say that I am unreliable in the community......"
Sheng Kou looked at his mother's embarrassed appearance and sighed.
"Alas...... I said it all, I won't let you introduce it, you don't have to listen, you don't want to think about it, your son is rich now, and he is handsome. How could you not find the object! ”
"Find you and tell me, you see this is a mess now!"
Li Cuiting was so angry that she raised her hand and slapped Sheng Kou's arm a few times.
"Xiaoxiao, you go downstairs, go back first today, I'll go in and deal with it, and then I'll go to you."
"Go back to what? It's getting dark, and you let her go back on her own? You go in to say hello, come out immediately, go downstairs and take Xiaoxiao out to eat, and your mother will give you money. ”
Li Cuiting said and put her hand into her pants pocket.
"Mom, she has money, and I have money, so I don't need you to give it. Xiaoxiao, you go down and wait for me. ”
"Auntie, then I'll go down first, and I'll visit you another day, here are some supplements I brought you."
Xiang Yu endured the nausea and handed over the gift box in his hand.
"It's too much, you take it back and give it to your parents, Auntie is in good health, and she can't get used to this."
"Mom, take it, a little piece of heart."
Sheng Kou took the things over, and then gave Xiang Yu a look.
"Goodbye, Auntie, I'll come to see you another day."
Xiang Yu smiled at Li Cuiting, then turned around and ran.
Li Cuiting was stunned and watched the back of "Lai Xiaoxiao" disappear at the staircase before coming back to her senses.
"Xiao Sheng, is this girl angry? Laughing so hard that he doesn't smile. ”
"Mom, it's okay, let's go in, you've been out for a long time."
"Yes, yes, go in and say, you wait and be polite......"
Sheng Kou followed his mother into the house.
"Son, this is Sister Zhou upstairs, and this is her daughter Zhou Ying."
Li Cuiting introduced Sheng Kou.
The mother and daughter on the couch stood up with a smile.
"Hello Aunt Zhou."
"Hello."
"Okay, big sister, your son is so handsome, you still say that he looks average."
Sister Zhou's appearance, Sheng Kou doesn't like it.
Hanging eyebrows, big nose, cheekbones are particularly high, and the mouth is a little wider than normal.
Zhou Ying looks okay, she is slightly more beautiful than ordinary girls.
It seems that she should have a handsome father, otherwise her genes will not be improved.
"Xiao Sheng, you sit down and chat with your Aunt Zhou for a while, and I'll go to the kitchen to help cook."
After Li Cuiting finished speaking, she entered the kitchen with a smile.
Sheng Kou was not in a hurry to go downstairs, and sat directly on the sofa.
"Xiao Sheng, listen to your mother, did you open a media company?"
"Yes, it's just started, the company is still renovating, and it hasn't started yet."
"What a young and promising! Is there a big boss who appreciates you in particular? ”
Sheng Kou nodded.
"Yes, the boss is very good to me and uses me very much."
"Young and promising, and I met a nobleman, Xiao Sheng, you are so lucky."
"Xiao Sheng, your mother said that you don't have a partner yet, and my family Yingying doesn't have a partner, I think the two of you are quite suitable, you have more contact, if it is appropriate, you will settle the marriage, get married early, and have children early."
Sheng Kou frowned slightly, is it so fast?
They're meeting for the first time today!
"Aunt Zhou, I don't want to get married so soon, we just met today to talk about getting married...... Isn't it too early. ”
Sister Zhou shook her head.
"It's not too early, when I was so old with you, I had children. Now that life is better and there are more temptations, you young people want to play for two more years, and you will waste the best years while playing. ”
"Auntie, I think ......"
"Auntie, I don't want you to think, I want me to feel. We are not ugly, except that we can't cook, can't do housework, don't want to go out to work, and have a bit of a quick temper, we don't have any shortcomings, I think we can be worthy of you. In addition, Yingying is still a hukou in the capital, and if you get married, your hukou will be able to move over. ”
"You are from the countryside, and your parents are also from the countryside, but don't worry, our family will not look down on you because of this."
"I heard from your mother that this house was also bought for you by your boss and written in your sister's name, I think it should be transferred to your name, after all, the girl will marry in the future. Won't this house be cheaper for others when the time comes? When you and Yingying get married, the house will be transferred again, and Yingying's name will be added when the time comes. ”
"You also earn more, so Aunt Dowry may ask for more, 1888888 dragon coins. Then you get married, you must have your own house, within the third ring road, a house of no less than 200 square meters, and you can only write Zhou Ying's own name. ”
"You have to buy me a car, not less than 2 million, buy one for my mother, about 1 million, my mother is not very demanding."
Sheng Kou was stunned, the mother and daughter were a little strange.
This is the first time they have met, and they haven't reached the point of talking about marriage yet, right?
Sheng Kou didn't feel like they were here to go on a blind date, but like they were here to make a wish.
"Xiao Sheng, your mother said that your annual salary is 10 million, these are not difficult things for you, right?"
"No, no, no, it's not a difficult thing."
Sister Zhou smiled with satisfaction, and Zhou Ying also laughed.
"Xiao Sheng, Auntie still has a few small requests...... After you get married, you will give all the shares of your company to my daughter, and all the money you earn will be taken care of by my daughter, and you will be given 3,000 yuan of pocket money every month. ”
"And then there's having children...... The boy must have my daughter's last name. Zhou Ying is my surname, and your children must also have my surname. ”