1 Chapter 1
"Son-in-law, wake up."
Chu Wu slept well, was dug up from the bed, and put on an overly wide official uniform under the service of two beautiful maidservants.
She yawned sleepily, "What time is it?" β
Mother-in-law Wen: "Yin Chu." β
Chu Wu: ?
Wake her up at three o'clock in the morning, this is really a mother!
Two words gave her a whole mood - forced to think of the social animal life in those years when she didn't get off work and didn't have to go to work.
As soon as the official uniform and hat were put on, the father who was waiting outside the door was Langzhong Chuping of the Wupin Criminal Department, came in and explained: "Your brother has gone to the emperor to do something, so as not to attract attention, you will replace your brother in the court during this time." Backwards, obediently hide in the corner, don't raise your head, don't make a sound. β
Chu Wu: ??
A woman dresses up as a man and goes to court for her brother, which smart person came up with this after picking her toes?
"I'm so much shorter than my brother, I have pierced ears, and my skin color is not ......"
Wen took out a pair of thick-soled inner heightened official boots, powdered Chu Wu's face, ears, neck, and hands, and wiped her complexion to be similar to that of her brother, and the preparation was extraordinarily complete.
It's not a whim.
Chu Wu: "...... Is this deceitful sin a must-commit crime? "She doesn't want to die.
Chu Ping looked faintly: "The emperor allowed it." β
Chu Wu: ???
Good fellow, are you being ordered to bully the king? You monarchs are playing with something very new!
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Along the way, Chu Wu followed closely behind her father and watched him greet his colleagues.
Occasionally, someone came over, and before they started to greet them, they were interrupted by their father, and they were safe.
Dasheng has the distinction of big dynasty and small dynasty, every first day of the new year, the fifteenth dynasty, the Beijing officials above the nine grades have to go, and the small dynasty is limited to more than six grades.
His brother Chu Qin is a new science and technology exploration flower, and he is editing the Qipin Hanlin Academy.
In other words, she had to come twice a month.
Chu Wu secretly clenched her fists, it was so dangerous to go to her mother's house to suppress the shock.
"Chu Qin, what are you doing here?" A handsome man wearing a six-grade heron green robe walked over to Chu Yu.
Chu Wan: !!
This person is Liu Ziang, the champion of the new department, who was given the position of repairing from the Liupin Hanlin Academy by the emperor, and is the boss of his brother.
It's time to goof!
Who would have thought that Liu Ziang gave Chu Wu a look and led her to where they should stand.
Chu Wan: "......" Thank you for the inner ghost!
There are a lot of civil ministers and military generals in Beijing, whether the officials of the fourth or fifth grades can enter the palace depends on whether there are many people who ask for leave on the day, the six to nine grades are all outside the palace, the civil ministers are on the left, the military generals are on the right, and there is a large area of black pressure.
Chu Wujing is 1.66 meters tall, and when she wears boots that increase inside and out, she is still much shorter than her brother who is 1.84 meters, and her chest is still undulating, and the traces of women dressing up as men are very obvious.
Several colleagues in the Hanlin Academy were as if they were blind, one by one, Brother Chu and Master Chu, and hid her in the corner with a few words.
Chu Wu: There are so many ghosts in "......".
Maybe you can eat less bird's nest when you go back.
Suddenly, [Ding, your melon-eating system has been launched. γ
Chu Wu: ???
The voice appeared directly in her head, and it was suddenly sudden, and there was also a sudden feeling of "crossing the golden finger is late, but it has arrived".
[Hello host, I am melon-eating system 188. The system hurriedly asked, "Binding?" γ
Chu Wu: [Are you in a hurry? I was so anxious that I even skipped a self-introduction.
The system almost cried out with a wow: [The energy is not enough. γ
Chu Wan: [You should be a product of science and technology, how to obtain energy in ancient times? Is it solar? γ
System: [The more melons you eat, the more energy you accumulate, referred to as melon energy.] Wait a minute, I'll connect a wireless, otherwise it won't be delicious. γ
Chu Wu was stunned, she could also connect to wireless in ancient times?
188 is a new system that has just left the factory, it takes too much energy to wear to ancient times, and it costs energy to search for the most suitable host for binding, and it is on the verge of the energy red line is about to shut down, and I hurriedly turn on the wireless, and I didn't find that I inadvertently turned on the sharing function.
With Chu Wu as the center, everyone within a radius of fifty meters heard a strange children's voice: [Host, are you bound? γ
Emperor:???
Hundred Officials: ???
"The emperor has arrivedβ"
The officials knelt down in unison: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live." β
The emperor sat on the dragon chair, still thinking about the strange voice in his heart: "Zhongqing is flat." β
The court began to discuss state affairs today, and the first to appear was the Ministry of Industry: "The minister has the book to play ......"
Chu Wu relied on the protection of a group of internal ghosts, so it was logical to desert: [Eating melon system, I haven't heard of it. γ
Emperor:???
Hundred Officials: ???
How can there be a woman in the court?
The Ministry of Industry was stuck for a moment, and then said: "The heavy rain in Beijing last month ...... for several days."
Chu Wan: [Cut one and taste it.] γ
Ministry of Justice: Who is "......" against the old man?!
Taking a deep breath, he continued, "The Star Picking Platform can't be completed on time......
The officials secretly searched for the source of the sound, and Chu Ping, who recognized the voice, was about to faint.
The energy of the system is not much, and I am afraid of being rejected by Chu Wu, so I simply broke the news: [The third prince is not born to the emperor. γ
Chu Wu: ???
[Hiss - it's so hot when it comes up? Expand and talk about it!! γ
Emperor:??!
Hundred Officials: ??!
Who is so bold? Don't have a head?!
The emperor's face was dark, the Ministry of Works' Shangshu stopped playing, and the entire court was so quiet that it could be heard that Chu Ping was almost scared to death.
As soon as I heard Chu Wu's typical Gua Ru tone, the system knew that this wave of hosts was stable!
System: [Twenty years ago, the emperor was fortunate to have a few beauties during his southern tour, one of which was a girl in the Qinglou who gave birth to a daughter, but the princess and the prince were completely different, she left her daughter in the Qinglou, hugged the male baby born by someone else, and came to the capital with the jade pendant given to her by the emperor. γ
Emperor:??!
Hundred Officials: ??!
Abandon the royal princess, confuse the royal bloodline, deserve to kill!
Chu Wan: [It turned out to be a real and false prince terrier, it's not interesting.] γ
System: [No!] Here's the point! The fake prince she brought was the royal blood of the previous dynasty, and he had already hooked up with the great generals of the previous dynasty, and was ready to dig up the treasures of the previous dynasty, so as to facilitate the recruitment of troops and horses to win the courtiers to the throne. γ
Emperor:??!
Hundred Officials: ??!
The three princes are actually remnants of the previous dynasty, trying to usurp the throne and restore the previous dynasty? Damn it!
Chu Wan: [Old routine, it's boring, if you can draw a treasure map......]
System: [What's so hard about this?] I'll take you to dig for treasure! γ
Chu Wan: [You can handle this system, bind it.] γ
System: [Okay!] γ
The emperor who has many children and no money in his private treasury: !!
The treasury is empty and there is no money to use: !!
Take me/us!
It doesn't matter if the money is not money, the main thing is that digging treasure is more interesting :)
Hurry up, tell me more!
Explain the specific location and route of the treasure clearly, and explain how many things are in it, so that they can arrange how many people to dig up the treasure and transport it.
System: [I'll go to the melon field to recharge, the host is waiting for me~]
Chu Wan: [Go, I'll take a nap and get up at three o'clock, what kind of human suffering is this? Sleepy. γ
The emperor and the officials were slightly stunned, don't eat the melon? Treasure is not digging anymore?
This......
Forget it, national affairs matter.
State deliberations continued.
The emperor summoned his personal eunuch and whispered an order.
How many people in the court today have heard the royal secrets, whether the matter of the three princes is true, who is the female voice in the court today, and who is the person who knows the royal secrets, these must be checked by Jinyiwei!
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At the end of the early dynasty, Chu Wu followed Liu Ziang and others to the Hanlin Academy, and was pointed out by Liu Ziang to a desk full of book scrolls.
Hanlin was the emperor's literary attendant, responsible for the daily work of the imperial court, including the drafting of edicts, the compilation and revision of historical books, and the lectures of the banquets.
Chu Wu didn't dare to touch the confidential documents, so she took a history book and pretended to be.
[System, eat melons! ] γ
Hallym Officials: !!
The commander of the Jinyi Guard: "......" is really you.
System: [It's coming!] What does the host want to know? Look at how interested you are in the emperor's cuckold, why don't I tell me about this? γ
Chu Wan: [Tong, you are too good! Come, tell me that I'm idle. γ
Hallym Officials: !!
We're not idle! This is a royal secret, and if you hear too much, something will happen, so don't say it!
Liu Ziang picked up a history book, "Brother Chu." β
Chu Wu was addicted to gossip and didn't react, Liu Ziang reminded twice: "Chu Qin." β
System: [Host, the handsome guy called you.] γ
Handsome guy Liu Ziang: ?
Chu Wan: "Brother Liu." β
Her voice is soft, Chu Qin's voice is clear, and she wears a gang on the spot.
Fortunately, all of you here are ghosts.
Hearing Chu Yu's words, the officials of the Hanlin Academy were even more sure that this person who was talking about the royal secrets in their ears was the fake Chu Qin that the emperor asked them to cover.
Liu Ziang seemed to be deaf, and handed over the history book in his hand: "Brother Chu, take a look at this." β
Chu Wu took it and took a look, it was actually "Jing History", or Benye History, what did she do with this?
The system is also watching: [What is the operation of the official presiding over the revision of the wild history? ] γ
Chu Wan: [Who said that the history books in the Hanlin Academy must have been written by the Hanlin officials? Don't you allow people to buy this wild history and come back, and watch it when you touch the fish? Tong, you must know that there are four major joys in life, spending candles in the cave, getting promoted to get rich, going to work to fish, and with pay. γ
System: [Wow-oh-]
Hallym Official: "......"
Jin Yiwei: "......"
Fishing? ? What's that?
Liu Ziang: "...... Brother Chu watched slowly, not in a hurry, after reading it, I have others. β
In short, you can watch anything, please don't talk about royal secrets in the Hanlin Academy!
Chu Wu watched Liu Ziang leave, and opened the "History of Jing" in half: [Hey, there are actually seven hundred and sixty beauties in the harem of the emperor of the previous dynasty, and one of them has to be rotated for two years every day, hiss-what kind of human bliss is this? γ
The system corrected: [To be precise, it's actually eight hundred and thirteen, and there are palace maids who didn't give their names after being favored. γ
Liu Ziang silently wrote it down, ready to find an opportunity to correct the data.
Chu Wu sighed: [With this amount, Dasheng is not reversed, and he is also about to die. γ
Hallym Official: "......"
Jin Yiwei: "......"
Why are you so open-mouthed, little girl?!
An hour later, in the imperial study, the commander of the Jinyi Guard presented the results of today's investigation.
1. People outside the range of 50 meters can't hear it, and the closer they get to Chu Wu, the clearer they can hear;
Second, Wang Jieyu recruited, she did give birth to a princess back then, and stayed in the Qinglou, whether the third prince is a remnant of the previous dynasty remains to be verified;
3. The voice above the court is from Chu Wu, there is no need to speak, you can use your mind to talk to the system, and no trace of the system has been found yet.
The emperor looked at it for a long time, and his face was cloudy.
Chong Chuwen talked about royal secrets in the court, and everyone knew about this, and her head could be cut off.
It's just that Chu Ping has been working hard for more than 20 years, Chu Qin risked his life to do things for him, and he came up with the idea of disguising herself as a man and going to court for his brother, and he found out the truth that the third prince was suspected of being the remnants of the previous dynasty, so it was not easy to kill.
What's more: the treasures of the former dynasty.
The south is flooded every year, and 3 million taels of disaster relief silver are embezzled, and the national treasury has to provide another disaster relief, and there is really no money. And he has many concubines and children, and he has to give gifts and rewards during the New Year's holidays, and his private treasury is really tight.
The treasure of the previous dynasty came at the right time!
After thinking about it again and again, the emperor still couldn't help but care about Chu Wu's feelings about the number of green hats on his head! Prosper! Interesting!
"Xuan Chuping."
I'm not happy, you little girl don't want to be happy! Hehe.
When the news of the summons came, Chu Ping left the criminal department trembling in the pitying eyes of his colleagues who were "going well".
As soon as he entered the imperial study, Chu Ping crawled to the front of the imperial table: "Your Majesty, the little girl is young and ignorant, please spare her life for the sake of the Chu family's loyalty, Weichen will definitely lock her up at home and not go anywhere!" β
"Aiqing, please get up." The emperor's face was softened, and there was no sign of anger, "She's still a child, and I won't bother with her." β
Chu Ping was stunned for a moment, the stingy and vengeful emperor didn't settle the account? The sun rises in the west today, right?
No matter what, it's okay, he hurriedly knelt down and thanked: "Thank Emperor Longen!" β
The emperor smiled and said, "I will not punish her, I will reward her." β
Chu Ping: ?!!
Oops, the emperor is stupid!