The whole capital rubbed my melons to eat

The whole capital rubbed my melons to eat

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At three o'clock in the morning, Chu Wu was dug up from the bed by her mother and changed into her brother's official uniform. Father: "Your brother has gone to the emperor to do something, so as not to attract attention, you will replace your brother in the court during this time." Backwards, obediently hide in the corner, don't raise your head, don't make a sound. Chu Wan: ? "I'm so much shorter than my brother, I have pierced ears, and my complexion is not ......" My mother took out a pair of thick-soled boots and powdered her face, ears, neck, and hands, and was extremely well prepared. Chu Wu: "...... Is this deceitful sin a must-commit crime? My father looked at it quietly: "The emperor allowed it." Chu Wu: ?? Good fellow, are you being ordered to bully the king? You monarchs are playing with something very new! * Chu Wu, who went to court for her brother, was bored and descended from the sky. [Ding, your melon-eating system has been launched. The newbie system that had just left the factory was worn to ancient times, the energy was insufficient, and it was about to shut down, and in a hurry, he didn't find that he had turned on the sharing function, and everyone within a radius of fifty meters heard the conversation of one person and one unity. System: [Host, binding?] Chu Wu: [Eating melon system, I haven't heard of it, cut one and taste it. The system broke a shocking news: [The third prince is not born to the emperor. 】 Chu Wu: ??? [Hiss - it's so hot when it comes up? Expand and talk about it!! Emperor: ??! Hundred Officials: ??! Who is so bold? Don't have a head?! System: [Twenty years ago, the emperor was fortunate to have a few beauties during his southern tour, one of the Qinglou girls gave birth to a daughter, but the princess and the prince were completely different, she left her daughter in the Qinglou, hugged the male baby born by others, and came to the capital with the jade pendant left by the emperor. Emperor: ??! Hundred Officials: ??! Abandon the royal princess, confuse the royal bloodline, deserve to kill! Chu Wan: [It turned out to be a real and false prince terrier, it's not interesting.] System: [No! Here's the point! The fake prince she brought is the royal blood of the previous dynasty, and now she has hooked up with the great generals of the previous dynasty, and is ready to dig up the treasures of the previous dynasty, so as to facilitate the recruitment of troops and horses to ascend to the throne. Emperor: ??! Hundred Officials: ??! The three princes are actually remnants of the previous dynasty, trying to usurp the throne and restore the previous dynasty? Damn it! Chu Wan: [Old routine, it's not interesting, if you can draw a treasure map......] System: [What's so difficult about this?] I'll take you to dig for treasure! The emperor who has many children and no money in his private treasury: !! The treasury is empty and there is no money available: !! Take me/us! It doesn't matter if you have money or not, the main thing is that digging treasure is more interesting :) * Relying on Chu Wu and the melon-eating system, the Dasheng Dynasty successively harvested the treasures of the previous dynasty, river management talents, cowpox vaccines, and high-yield sweet potatoes, and the emperor and ministers lay down to win for three months, and they could wake up with a smile in their dreams. However, as soon as the three months arrived, Chu Qin returned. Emperors, officials: the smile fades away. After a while, everyone thought that it was okay for a woman to dress up as a man and go to court for her brother, so they ...... Chu Qin had just come back and was sent out for another half a year. Just came back, and was sent out for another year. Three years later, Chu Qin hugged the emperor's thigh and cried: "Your Majesty, let the ministers stay!" Wechen is twenty-three years old, and he hasn't married a daughter-in-law yet! The emperor touched his nose weakly, "Why don't you let your sister help marry one?" Chu Qin: "......" Chu Wu: "......" Listen, is this like a word? If you don't say anything, you have to have two :)

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"The villains who have been cultivated have all overturned [fast wear]"

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