9 Chapter 9
The emperor and the hundred officials didn't sleep in the middle of the night, and at this time their minds were still occupied by some system, and their attitude towards discussing state affairs was very gentle, and they were good at talking, and they didn't speak fast.
None of the civil and military forces in the Manchu Dynasty spoke loudly and could spread to the outside of the hall and listen to it with their boring colleagues outside the palace.
Chu Wu was really bored and called the system.
System: [Good morning, sister-in-law, do you eat melons?] 】
Chu Wu: [Let's get a little hot, cheer up.] 】
System: [Okay!] 】
At this time, the emperor and hundreds of officials also looked forward to it, and some officials even whispered a prediction: "I bet on a meat bun, and today's first melon is from the household servant." ”
The man next to him cooperated: "Then I'll bet on the third prince." ”
In the next second, the system said: [Let's talk about the warm-up of Tobe Shirou first. 】
Tobe Shirou was shocked, why is it me again?!
"Haha, I won." The officials who gambled on the meat buns were very angry, and the emperor was a little envious, and he also came to the household department.
System: [He finally changed into a brand new pair of underwear today, which is still silk, but unfortunately he didn't know that when this underwear was drying, because of the good material and good feel, the little grandson who was playing hide and seek wiped his nose at a glance. 】
Chu Wu: [Poof.] 】
It's also too ...... Hahaha! The emperor turned his head, and the officials covered their mouths.
Tobe Shirou's face was green, and he couldn't imagine where the little grandson wiped his snot with his underwear, whether the underwear had been washed or not.
Knowing this, he wouldn't change it, and the little grandson would definitely not look down on his original torn old underwear!
System: [Do you want to specify whose melon to eat next?] 】
Chu Wu thought for a while: [The third prince is going offline, so let's be the second prince. 】
In an instant, the second prince's gentle face collapsed.
In the past few days, when he was happily eating melons in the court, he also thought about whether the same thing would happen to him, so he didn't speak in the court, and he also took a detour in the court, for fear of attracting Chu Wu's attention, but because the third prince was implicated.
You deserve it, you can't do it, you are said to be a eunuch, wearing more than a dozen green hats!
The second prince was angry, the second prince was powerless, and the second prince wanted to struggle again.
System: [Which aspect of melon does Sister Wu want to hear?] Wine and wealth? 】
Chu Wan: [Yesterday, the emperor said that the second prince went to the Nanban, is there a melon in this regard? 】
The second prince quickly brainstormed, recalled what happened during his mission, and made sure that there was nothing to talk about, and immediately put his mind at ease.
However, the system is extremely professional in eating melons, and it can dig up melons that the parties themselves don't know.
[Nanban due to the geographical environment and climate, and Dasheng is very different, they are hot and humid there, plants grow very fast, especially bamboo, Nanban people live in bamboo buildings according to local conditions, bamboo buildings are easy to build, but also easy to open. 】
This beginning...... Sounds familiar.
The last time there was a similar beginning was when Chu Wu blew up a melon when she was seven years old, and the emperor and hundreds of officials subconsciously felt: This melon will not be small!
The second prince had the same hunch, but after thinking about it, he felt that there was no problem, it was okay, and he didn't panic!
System: [There is a custom of marriage in Nanban, which simply put: do not get married, and have children to raise together. In the evening, opening the window of the bamboo building means that you can come in and get married at night, and in some places men go to women's houses, and the Nanban side treats everyone equally, and there is no gender discrimination. 】
[When the second prince first passed, he didn't know the customs of Nanban, but he felt that the weather was too hot and stuffy, and he was not used to it, so he opened the window of the bamboo building to ventilate and dissipate heat, and a beautiful girl who took a fancy to him climbed the window that night. 】
Chu Wu had heard of walking marriage in modern times, and felt that this custom was quite suitable for some single women who did not want to get married but wanted children, provided that the man was in good health, had no genetic history, and had the ability to have children.
In this respect, the night and morning marriage is not very suitable.
Chu Wu quickly retracted her thoughts: [Then what? Did the second prince get asleep? 】
Second Prince: Did "......" be put to sleep? Why does this sound so strange?
Was it his delusion? I always feel that Chu Wu seems to be looking forward to it?
In fact, the emperor and the hundred officials don't think it's a big deal to see the excitement, and they are all looking forward to it more than Chu Yu.
System: [The second prince has guards guarding the door, and there is a small servant keeping vigil by the bed, how can a girl who doesn't know martial arts casually touch into the room and sleep? ] As soon as the beautiful girl climbed the window, she was caught, dragged away, and interrogated by the guards, and then the girl saw that the guards were strong and more in line with her taste, and explained her intentions and put the guards to sleep. 】
[The second prince opened too many windows, he was good-looking, and the style of the local men in Nanban was completely different, the girls wanted to taste fresh, and they also wanted to have a good-looking child like him, every night there were girls to climb the window, and finally the guards and servants around him were all out of place, and he went all the way clean and came back cleanly. 】
Second Prince: "............"
Chu Wan: [Why does it sound so miserable? The beautiful girls all went to the second prince, but the second prince didn't see any of them, if he was still a virgin at that time, and he didn't get out of the group, it would be even worse! 】
The emperor and the hundred officials immediately calculated the time, the second prince was a Nanban who went five years ago, and married the princess three years ago.
Hiss - it's over, he's not out of the place! Worse than worst!
The system sighed: [Harm, who says it's not? A boy should be a little vigilant when he is outside and protect himself, but he is ...... like this Is it overprotective? He is not a chaste martyr, after marrying the princess, he has a side concubine and a concubine, and there are many beauties in the backyard. 】
The second prince's gentle expression had disappeared, and there was no highlight in his eyes.
Virgin virgin virgin, virgin recruited you to provoke you? As for keeping the word virgin on your lips?!
Chu Wu had a different opinion: [Isn't this good? Men don't love themselves, like rotten cabbage. It is everyone's responsibility to protect male morality. 】
System: [That's right.] 】
Men: What is "......"? You don't know if it's a man or a woman, don't make a fool of yourself!
Chu Wu ate a big melon and urged: [Is there anything else? 】
System: [Of course, he has a lot of melons on him.] Don't look at the second prince's gentle and jade-like, chaste and fierce man's appearance, in fact, it's sullen, just the posture he likes to use, I can write a "Spring Palace Map" for you. 】
Chu Wu hates that iron does not become steel: [Then you should make it up and take a look!] 】
Emperor and Hundred Officials: Thank you for speaking our minds!
The cold white-skinned face of the second prince is blue and red, what's the matter with your melon-eating system? What about the protection of minors? How to focus on other people's things!
System: [Then I'll read a few words casually, and how much I can hear depends on God's will.] 】
The adult men immediately became more energetic, and last night they stayed up all night to see the pain of the system's super-medical seedlings, and they felt that they had been involved for decades or the confusion of useless illiteracy completely disappeared.
Pain what pain? Confused, what confused?
Eat a virgin melon of the second prince, your waist will not be sore in an instant, your legs will not hurt, and you can read twenty books in one breath!