Chapter 0001: Goddess, come to the rescue
"Roll ......"
A roar comparable to thunder shook the originally quiet and peaceful small temple out of the world slightly. On a few big trees next to the small temple, the little bird that was talking about love fell to the ground in an instant, chattering and complaining.
Probably thinking that he had done too much, the old monk clasped his palms, closed his eyes, and proclaimed "Amitabha" for a long time. The mood stabilized a little (in fact, my heart was still turning over the river and the sea, and I wanted to turn into a violent person), slowly opened my constantly beating eyes, and looked directly at the young man in front of me.
The young man's name is Zhou Sheng, and he is standing extremely reverently at the moment. "Master, you can take me. ”
The old monk had just made a mouth, so he had to change his tone and said bitterly: "This benefactor, for one hundred and thirty-two consecutive days, every time the poor monk just makes breakfast, you come to apprentice to the teacher, and as soon as you finish dinner, you will return home." The temple of the poor monk is small, and he really can't afford to support the donor, so he asks the donor to take care of himself. ”
"You don't have to be so stingy, I even bought you breakfast. ”
"The poor monk has been a monk for decades, and he has always strictly followed the rules and precepts, and he really dare not accept the meat buns from the donor. The old monk remembered the pork-stuffed xiaolongbao that was comparable to Wangzi's small steamed buns before, and his anger rose sharply. With this young man's character, it's better to eat leftovers from other people's tables.
"I'm not unemployed and have no money, otherwise I will definitely eat and drink well, and I won't treat you badly. ”
"Donor, you better go down the mountain early, the small temple of the poor monk has been emptied by you. In a few days, the poor monk will also go down the mountain to fast. ”
"Master, as the saying goes, saving a life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter. Since you're going to break the fast, let's split it fifty-fifty, are you optimistic?"
"Donor, please raise your noble hand and let the poor monk go!" the old monk had already begun to cry.
"Hey, you really don't have any compassion at all, no wonder the incense is so bad. It's a good temple that you are all destitute and shaky, like an old nun in the middle of her life, you are really ruthless. ”
"The Buddha manifests, save me...... the old monk was angry and prayed in tears.
The Maitreya Buddha in the temple suddenly emitted a shining golden light. The old monk fell to the ground and kept kowtowing and worshipping. In the golden light, Maitreya Buddha smiled lovely, and his big hand swept Zhou Sheng out of the air.
Zhou Sheng opened his eyes and found that he was no longer in the temple, and the old monk and Maitreya Buddha were gone.
In front of me was the scorched yellow and hot earth, raised and rugged sand and gravel, scattered weeds, and a few dead trees with no signs of life, and several black strange birds "quacking" in the air.
What the hell is this place? Why do you have to be hung from this crooked neck tree, Nima, what is this for? What kind of kidnappers are so professional, tying themselves up like gift-wrapped meat dumplings.
"Click, click...... ......Click, click
Zhou Sheng anxiously wanted to turn around, but "Bang" hit his head on the thick branch, his eyes were full of stars, and he screamed in pain, and then he heard the strange laughter again.
"Click, Click, Click......"
"What a disgusting monster...... Zhou Sheng exclaimed. In front of him was a monster with a huge head, with a large head full of pits, and a few red hairs sticking to it. The eyes are the size of duck eggs, and the white and black eyeballs are still bulging outward, as long as you pinch it gently, it is estimated that you can squeeze out the eyeballs. The mouth was five the size of a poodle, and it was dripping with slimy saliva, dragging it all the way to the ground. With such a big mouth, but only five or six blackened teeth, he was grinning strangely at this time.
"Ka My name is Gollum, we are the Ramos Toupsi, and you are the food we caught. Kalu said that human meat is the best to eat......"
Ramos Touchi?
Food?
Delicious?
What are these things?
Zhou Sheng was about to be scared to pee, didn't he just mix up fasting for a few months. Even if Maitreya manifests, he won't shoot himself directly out of the earth so ruthlessly. This is a classic crime of persecution against humanity that should be brought before an international tribunal.
At this time, there were a few purr of the same kind in the distance, collecting firewood. Gollum is obviously a stupid raw melon egg who can only be responsible for guarding the food.
"Big brother, in fact, my meat bar is not delicious at all, it is sour and smelly, and I haven't taken a bath for three months. Look, why don't you let me go?" Zhou Sheng asked tentatively.
"Kalu said that the sour and smelly human flesh is the best delicacy. ”
"What? You're too tasteful, aren't you? I'll tell you a secret, don't tell anyone else. In fact, I have an infectious disease, as long as you dare to eat me, you will definitely have rotten stomach and intestines, pus all over your body, pain and itching, and scratch yourself to death after the last day. ”
Gollum is really a guy with a low IQ, and when he heard what Zhou Sheng said was so terrifying, he immediately blocked his mouth with both hands, for fear of being infected. Running to several other races, he said, "Click, come back, this human has an infectious disease." ”
At first glance, it is the head, the ugliest, the tallest, the longest, the most ferocious. Raising his leg is a kick that kicks Gollum to the ground. Then he opened his bloody mouth and hissed a strange scream, and circled around Zhou Sheng.
"You treacherous human, I'll roast you soon, hiss. ”
"Hey, Kalu, you are so cruel, does your mother know about it? I have rabies, leprosy, kala-azar, and all kinds of diseases, do you dare to eat them?"
"Click, we're going to be infected. Gollum said cautiously, and several other members of the same kind also nodded, not daring to move forward.
"You idiots. Cralu angrily reached out and grabbed it, and lifted Gollum into the air, and then Gollum was thrown far away. "Snorr, grunt, hurry up and burn this inferior human. ”
Clicking, snoring, and others were all scared, and quickly piled firewood under Zhou Sheng's body. Then Purr clenched a small stick in both hands and began to drill wood for fire.
"Brother Kalu, you are really the most handsome and intelligent Touizus I have ever seen. In order to save his life, Zhou Sheng could only pat himself on the back.
"Hiss......" Clicker smirked.
"But I really have severe tuberculosis, and my saliva is full of germs, and as long as others get a little bit of it, their skin will ulcerate and slowly die in pain. I've been a hard-working person since I was a child...... Ahem...... I don't know how many germs there are in this mouthful, but don't be afraid, you are not human, you should not die so quickly......" Zhou Sheng coughed vigorously.
The snoring who drilled wood for fire couldn't stand it anymore, so he ran away with his head covered. In addition to Kalu being able to stand in front, Gollum, who had just run back, and the other four races all kept a distance of about ten meters from Zhou Sheng.
Zhou Sheng saw that the effect was so significant, so he continued to make it up. He pretended to be pitiful and said: "It's been twenty-five years, I'm sick, I haven't been able to get better, I infect people in three days, and several nearby villages are dying......"
"You abominable human being, obviously only in your teens, full of nonsense, go die. Kalu pulled a bone spur from his waist and slowly stepped forward.
What? Teens?
Zhou Sheng wondered, Lao Tzu has lived for twenty-five years, although he is handsome and chic, ** suave, and a little cute and delicate, he doesn't look like a teenager. These Ramos Touiza eyes are as big as rice balls, and this can also be seen away?
"Big brother, big brother, we have something to discuss, as long as you let me go, I will find you the most sour and smelly human flesh, okay......?
"Hiss......" the clicker screamed, raising his bone spurs. At the last moment, an ice arrow roared and hit Click's arm, hissing in pain.
"Click...... Click, the female mage and the stinky swordsman caught up again. Gollum shrank his head and dodged an ice arrow.
Zhou Sheng tried to raise his neck, and he saw the slender figure, with long black hair like a waterfall, scattered behind him, flying in the wind. The delicate face of the thin and fair skin is like a beautiful jade. Wow, isn't this a limited edition goddess Fan Bingbing? Dressed in a blue mage robe, with light steps, holding a staff high, ice arrows are constantly shooting over.
"Goddess, come and save the driver......" Zhou Sheng was excited, and the male hormones in his body began to burn. But it seems that the goddess didn't notice it at all, is it that she has been ignored by others?
"Gollum, look at this human. The four of you come with me. Purr brandished his bone spurs and met the swordsman.
The swordsman was also agile, dexterously dodging Click's heavy blow, swimming in front of Dululu, and the sword directly cut Dulu's throat. In just a moment, with the precise cooperation of the swordsman and the mage, the Giant Mouth Clan was left with only one combat power, Kalu.
However, Kalu is indeed brutal and arrogant, his body is scarred by the sword, but he is still undefeated, and the bone spurs also hurt the swordsman a lot, and the swordsman's shield has been shattered several times.
At this time, the female mage covered the swordsman with an ice shield, and the incantation in her mouth suddenly rose high, and a ball of fire crashed into Kalu's body at high speed. The croaking skin was burned, and he hissed in pain, leaving the swordsman behind and lunging at the lovely mage.
The female mage said: "Mex, go and save someone, I'll drag him ......" The hands are not messy, a freezing technique, first slow down the click, and then blast out a fireball, the two magic systems of ice and fire are quite skillful. The grunter howled angrily, dancing with bone spurs, but he was only beaten.
Mexs admonished, "Deanna, be careful. ”
Gollum, who was in charge of the guard, was really a weak man, and before he could react, the big head had been cut off by Mex. Mex jumped up, cut the rope with a sword, and put Zhou Sheng down. "Kid, you stay away first, it's dangerous here, and we don't have time to take care of you. ”
Under Deanna's double attack of ice and fire, Kalu was already covered in blood, and his stomach was burned through a big hole by fireballs. Then he received a sword from Mex, who was killed behind him.
Clicker didn't wait to turn around, and hit him with a backhand punch, knocking Macks away. Then he lifted the bone spur above his head with both hands and thrust it into the earth. Suddenly, the blood vessels in his body burst, the blood of the beast soared, and the whole earth trembled.
"Mex, come here, this is the death curse of the Ramos Touchi, he is going to die with us......" Deanna didn't finish speaking, and the earth cracked with a click, and the crack grew sharply.
At this time, his life was at stake, and Mex, who was seriously injured, also stimulated the limit of his physical fitness, and jumped over a deep ditch three meters wide. He was pleasantly surprised to find that he had reached the realm of a high-level martial artist.
Zhou Sheng was not so lucky, he was originally an ordinary person, but now he has become a little broken child, and he fell directly into the crack during the earthquake, and his body fell uncontrollably.
"Goddess, Ya Yan Butterfly, come to the rescue......" Zhou Sheng cried out in despair.
Deanna suddenly heard such a childish and sweet cry with a little sourness, and her heart was only slightly happy, but the shot was only a little late, and the spreading ice also paused a little, and she could only watch Zhou Sheng fall. Her fair and pretty face was full of sadness for a moment, and she frowned solemnly.