Chapter 0002: Angry Medicine King
"Kars, I'm going to make you pay, huh. ”
Looking at the constantly tumbling and fusing potions in the iron bucket, a relieved smile appeared on the face of the medicine king Brand. As long as nothing happens, it would take him a week to completely absorb these potions and break through to the realm of the ultimate magician.
At that point, that old thing from Kars will be waiting to cry. The thought of Kars kneeling and begging for mercy made Brand's face twist with excitement, and his whole body trembled violently with excitement.
No one would have thought that the dignified medicine king of the Bright Continent would hide under the inaccessible barbaric forest, and he would also dispense the best potion to transform his body. This secret cave has been carefully renovated by Brand to be spacious and airy, and it also drains an underground river to become a secret dispensing laboratory.
Just as Brand unbuttoned his first coat, the ground suddenly began to tremble, and then several openings opened above the hole, and earth and rocks fell.
"It's not an earthquake, is it?" Brand was depressed to death, and quickly released a red light curtain, enveloping himself and the medicine barrel. Ever since he was conspired by Kars, his luck hasn't been good. But as a super magician, this little shock is nothing at all.
The light curtain is very solid and reliable, and if you hit it, it will be bounced away from afar. Brand, who thought he was safe, suddenly had an ominous premonition in his mind, and before he could react, the light curtain was directly smashed, and a small figure, "poof", fell into the medicine barrel.
It was Zhou Sheng who had crossed the other world who fell, and his brain was already blank. The potion poured frantically into the body from the belly, rushing through the meridians. In an instant, Zhou Sheng's body swelled like a hot air balloon and floated into the air, and his clothes had already collapsed into pieces. The whole body seemed to be bursting, the green muscles and blood vessels were bursting, and the skin was as thin as a cicada's wings, and it was broken at the touch of a button.
Brand looked at all this bizarrely, and before he could figure out how his super light curtain could be broken, he found that Zhou Sheng was like a super water gun, and the turbid liquid in his body shot out from every tiny pore, leaving him in a dirty face.
It erupted for half an hour, and the naked Zhou Sheng regained his devil figure, and suddenly his body fell into the iron bucket again. "It's so comfortable", Zhou Sheng sighed heartily, and his body seemed to have done an extreme massage from the outside in. Now my waist is not sore, my legs are not painful, my limbs are more energetic, and it is estimated that I can climb more than ten floors in one breath.
Zhou Sheng suddenly realized, this can't be a miracle medicine to refine my body, could it be that I have already washed the marrow of the I Ching, opened the second vein of Rendu, and is about to become a peerless master.
Thinking of this, Zhou Sheng's spirits lifted and he shouted. This roar felt extremely refreshing, there seemed to be infinite energy in the body, and the voice was thick and high, completely different from the past. A stream of heat circulates in the body, indescribable warmth, feeling under a warm sun, all this is wonderful.
"You bastard, where the hell did you come from?"
"Who's who?" Zhou Sheng shook his head from side to side, not finding any suspicious person, and muttered: "No one, it turned out to be an auditory hallucination......"
"You bastard, climb out of the iron bucket for Lao Tzu, and see what good things you've done?"
Zhou Sheng slowly poked his head out of the iron bucket, saw a terrifying scene, and blurted out: "Ghost, ......"
"Bastard, open your dog's eyes and take a good look, Lao Tzu is the dignified medicine king Brand, and he is still a super fire archmage. You even said that Lao Tzu is a ghost, and your dog is blind?"
Zhou Sheng looked at Brand who was covered with slimy dirt, his whole body exuded a foul smell, and the dirty liquid was constantly dripping from his head. couldn't help but cover his nose and asked knowingly: "Stinky old man, how did you do it, it's such an adult and it stinks." You pollute the environment like this, does your mother know about it?"
"You...... You still have the face to say, if you hadn't fallen from above, how would Lao Tzu have become such a ghost. ”
"Ah, what a ghost you are. Zhou Sheng patted his frightened overly careful liver.
"Lao Tzu is going to kill you, hurry up and pay Lao Tzu's best medicine. Brand already had an angry firework in his hand.
"Huh?" Zhou Sheng said in surprise: "Stinky old man, your hand is on fire, hurry up and extinguish it." You must not **, if there is anything you can't think of, talk to me, I will definitely help you solve problems and re-establish your confidence in life. There is a saying that it is easy to be born, but it is not easy to live, and to live and cherish it. ”
Brand only felt that the abundant magic power suddenly leaked, his old legs were weak, and his old waist was twisted. "You...... You just want to **, your whole family wants to **......"
"What did you just say your name was?" Having successfully removed Brand's threat, Zhou Sheng hurriedly diverted the topic.
"Lao Tzu is Brand, as long as you have a little bit of knowledge, you will know the name of Lao Tzu. In this bright continent, it is like thunder, who sees it is not nodding and stammering. Even those royal nobles did not dare to slack off in the slightest when they saw Lao Tzu, and wanted to be honored with Mr. Brand. You actually said that Lao Tzu is a ghost, you are really angry with Lao Tzu, angry with Lao Tzu. ”
"Stinky old man, you're still famous. You can't make it up yourself and try to trick me, a cute little friend, into going home, right?" Zhou Sheng asked innocently while holding his chin with his hands.
"What, little bastard, you actually said that Lao Tzu is a liar, and Lao Tzu looks like a liar?"
The angry Brand beat his chest and feet, his hands clenched, and he looked angry, eager to tear Zhou Sheng in half. This is the biggest insult to him, he was so humiliated by a little kid that his lungs exploded with anger.
The King of Medicine?
Zhou Sheng began to carefully look at this medicine king who called himself Brand, and wondered in his heart, this, is this really a human? Although it is much better looking than those monsters of the Ramos Giant Mouth Clan, how can people not look like this, right?
It's not so much the king of medicine, it's better to say that it's the test product of the medicine king's refining medicine, and it's estimated that it's still a scrapped product, and it doesn't look like a human at all. It looks dirty and smelly, as if he has never taken a shower in his life, and it looks like a garbage recycling plant.
Zhou Sheng unconsciously moved his steps back, and it was better not to get too close to this source of air pollution. This Brand was about fifty years old, short and stocky, and muttered like a stinky balloon.
Look at the head like a chicken nest, the hair is messy, like dead grass, it is estimated that it has not been trimmed in a lifetime, and some of it is twisted together, it is estimated that there will be no hope for life if it is not shaved. The most important thing is that the hair above the right ear seems to have been gnawed off by some animal, and it is clinging to a rag. The rag didn't stick tightly, it was fluttering in the wind at this time, and the whole thing was weird.