Chapter 0003: I've Decided I'm Going to Beat You Hard
Brand's face is completely unclear, the whole is a mosaic, and the facial features on the face should be sound, but they can't be identified one by one, and it is estimated that such a difficult work can only be identified by archaeological experts.
The fabric and style of the clothes are no longer recognizable, like a roll that has just been in the dung pit for three days and three nights, and it has definitely just come out of the pit and is fresh. A pair of shoes has long been tattered and has to be worn out, and it is estimated that after a few more steps, the upper of the shoe will become an ornament for the ankles.
A few thoughts flashed through Zhou Sheng's heart, and he soon came to the conclusion that he had taken advantage of someone.
"Hey, that Boob...... It is said that the eighteen palms of the beggar gang leader are also taught by you, otherwise you can also teach me. ”
"Bastard, have you listened to Lao Tzu seriously, Lao Tzu is one of the three major medicine kings on the Bright Continent, Lao Tzu is the medicine king Brand, Lao Tzu is the medicine king Brand, Lao Tzu is the medicine king Brand, Lao Tzu is the medicine king Brand......"
Brand was completely mad, screaming over and over again, as if trying to prove that he was not a lying child. He suddenly bit his fingers and stomped his old feet desperately, and the body of the wind candle was about to be dried up by such a toss, and he was dying.
Zhou Sheng couldn't bear to look at it, "Hey, that Mr....... You ......"
Brand was completely crazy, screaming wow, the boss with his mouth open, but he couldn't say a word, and he started to pull his mouth directly, and the frame was as terrifying as it was terrifying.
Zhou Sheng really couldn't stand it, so he simply couldn't see it out of sight and was not bothered, and simply didn't watch the exaggerated performance. He was cleaned by a god-level potion just now, and although most of the dirty body fluids were sprayed on Brand, he was no better, and he crawled out of the medicine barrel, planning to go to the river to wash it.
He is a clean man, although he really wants to learn the eighteen palms of the dragon and the dog stick method, but he has not made any plans to join the beggar gang for this reason, and the sacrifice is a bit too big, especially when the gang leader has to be spit on, he has goosebumps and disgusting to death when he thinks about it.
"Bastard, don't go, Lao Tzu will tell you again very seriously, Lao Tzu is not Mr. Rag Head, Lao Tzu is the incomparably noble medicine king Brand on the mainland, have you remembered Lao Tzu in the end. ”
Brand finally spoke, and immediately began to promote himself vigorously. But he called for a long time, and Zhou Sheng didn't react, he didn't care about him at all, and went to the river by himself.
Brand ran to Zhou Sheng's side angrily, "Bastard, you are simply too arrogant, no one dares to be so rude to Lao Tzu, who are you?"
Zhou Sheng said impatiently, "You are a chengguan, there are so many?"
"Chengguan, what is Chengguan? Say, were you sent by that old thing from Kars?"
Zhou Sheng had a lot of sludge stuck to his body, he was uncomfortable, and he just wanted to take a shower, he really didn't have any interest in Brand, but the sound was too ugly.
Brand shouted: "Bastard, you have a kind, you have the ability to report your name, Lao Tzu will definitely give you a good time, don't think that you are a little hairy child, Lao Tzu will let you go." ”
Brand has always been extremely bitter and mean, and there is no one in his eyes. His arrogance and arrogance offended many people, and Kars took advantage of Brand's flaw and used the means of the powerful to discredit Brand and be expelled from the Bright Moon Empire.
Brand has been adrift since then, all the way to the border of the Celestial Star Empire, and finally found a new dispensing material, tested the best medicine, and looked forward to starting again, but he didn't expect it to be destroyed in Zhou Sheng's hands just now.
Brand's anger can be imagined, but in the face of a cheap child, no matter how bad his temper is, he can't shoot casually. If this is spread and his reputation stinks again, he really can't make a comeback. "Come on, little bastard, fight with Lao Tzu, don't say anything, are you afraid? Hurry up, you bastard, come and attack Lao Tzu......" The flame in Brand's hand rose again, provoking Zhou Sheng.
"Bastard, if you see it, Lao Tzu's fireball can burn you to ashes. Say, are you sent by that old thing from Karls, Lao Tzu was about to settle accounts with him, but you sent it to the door yourself, then don't blame me for being ruthless......"
Brand was like a chatter endlessly, Zhou Sheng finally couldn't help it, it seems that if you don't solve this stinky old man, don't think about being quiet. Stopped, and said very seriously: "Stinky old man......"
"Lao Tzu's name is Brand ......"
"Okay, Cloth Bag ......"
"Uh......" Brand let out a heart-rending cry of pain, "Lao Tzu's name is Brand, how many times do you want Lao Tzu to say it?"
"Ahem...... Cloth...... What's going on......" Zhou Sheng said embarrassedly.
"Lan ...... German ......" Brand reminded in a kind whisper on the side.
"Yes, yes, Rand......"
"No, it's Brand, bastard, you don't have a problem with your ears too. Brand had already spewed a murderous spark in his eyes, and if his eyes could kill, Zhou Sheng would have died countless times.
Zhou Sheng was really afraid that he would say something wrong again, so he said word by word: "Bu...... Orchid...... Duc, right?"
"Yes, yes, it's Brand, the great medicine king of the Bright Continent, Brand, you remember this great name. "Brand was so excited, all the anger had turned to smoke, and it was not easy to be remembered by others, no, to be remembered by this bastard. As soon as he thought of this, Brand felt like he was in tears.
"Cloth Bag ......"
Now Brand really wanted to cry without tears, the flame in his hand flickered on and off, and finally extinguished it with a "poof".
Zhou Sheng said: "Stinky old man, I am asking you very seriously now, and you must also answer very seriously, otherwise I will not be responsible for any very bad consequences, you must think about it and then answer." ”
"Bastard, you just hurry up, I'm impatient. Brand trembled violently all over, trying to restrain his emotions, he must be calm, kill with one blow, and make this bastard disappear immediately.
"Aren't you amazing?"
"When Lao Tzu was famous in the mainland, you didn't know where to pee. Brand became excited again, "Even if you kneel on the ground and beg for mercy now, Lao Tzu will not let you go." ”
"Well, since you say so, I'm relieved. I'm determined to slap you up now, you're chirping in my ears like a fly and you're going to grow calluses in my ears. ”