12. National standard nourishment

"Hahahaha......"

I immediately laughed wildly, but Wang Xiaolei was embarrassed to cover his crotch several times, but then he thought that it was not in this direction, covered his buttocks, looked like he had just been blown by someone, pulled me and said: "Go to dinner, go to dinner!"

I snorted and said with a smile: "Our father and son just eat, so I won't accompany you to dinner, and my son probably doesn't have much appetite when he faces you." ”

Thirteen times the target Lang still looked a little "spicy", tears on his little face, I was not in the mood to talk nonsense with Wang Xiaolei, and threatened this product and said: "Although I won't eat with you, don't forget to fill me with a meal card, otherwise you will know the consequences." ”

I patted the target man on the head thirteen times, and I had a majestic feeling of having a "big killer" in my hand.

Wang Xiaolei waved his hand and said very heroically: "When did buddy break his promise? ”

I casually threw the meal card to Wang Xiaolei, and took Shi Shiran to leave thirteen times, I thought about taking him back to the dormitory, but when I thought that there would be gossip all over the sky, I gave up this idea, or obediently took this "son" and went back to the home with tomorrow Lanxiang.

Tomorrow Lanxiang didn't ask anything, but she was very gentle and virtuous to help me get the slippers, and handed me a cup of milk tea that had been brewed a long time ago, and then let me continue to fight with the thirteen targets Lang to continue to play the game.

I shook two maps with the thirteenth target Lang in the game, and I was unlucky and sad to meet the three players of the princess group, I don't actually know them, but ...... the fantasy international of "national standard nourishment" gave me the permission to be a cool player, and the ID that shines with thunder above my head "rape first and then kill", even if it is half a kilometer away, I can see it clearly, and I really can't hide it.

A little beauty in an emerald dress blocked the way, and I was still very moved, but when she asked a little coldly: "Are you the one who killed many sisters in our princess group first and then killed?"

I'm going to fuck it, I've been raped by the princess group a hundred times! a hundred times, yes, it's a hundred x a hundred, a total of more than 10,000 times. Where did I kill a member of the princess group? This is definitely a rumor.

I tried to argue, "I've never killed anyone from your princess group, so don't you spread rumors?"

At this time, a girl in a long yellow dress shouted angrily: "Ayu, what nonsense are you talking about with this bastard? Isn't there an order from above, saying: If you see rape first and then kill, immediately turn him, see once, turn once, let's go!"

"I cǎo...... I'm me, I'm grass......"

It's hard for me to imagine that this soft-looking girl speaks so vigorously, and when I see it again and again, you are the leader of the turtle princess, the glans?

Naturally, there is no need to say more, everyone doesn't speculate for more than half a sentence, and the three girls who have been brainwashed by rumors refuse to believe my explanation at all, as if they have been abandoned by me from the beginning to the end, two of them drew out their wooden swords, and one released a spell, and immediately launched an all-round blow to me and the thirteen target Lang.

The last time I was rounded by the princess, it was because I applied for an account, a pure novice at level zero, and I couldn't resist at all, and there were many people in the princess round, and it was hard to beat four hands with two fists. But now Lao Tzu has a little bit of strength, and there are thirteen target Lang helpers, these three are almost ordinary members of the princess group of newcomers, almost in the first round, they were overturned by the Netherworld Big Handprint, one of them turned into light on the spot, and the other two were immortal and immortal were given by the fixation method of the Netherworld True Law of more than 30 percent, and the efficiency of the thirteen targets was super fast, one sword, and the three princess group players were KO in less than five seconds after the battle began.

Twenty seconds later, my Akagi face was @exploded, and the three female players of the princess group who were killed cried and complained that they were forcibly killed by me in the wild, but soon this became a rumor, and I teamed up with several accomplices to "rape and then kill" thirty members of the princess group in the wild.

All kinds, the little gossip that raped and then killed dozens of sisters in the princess group first and then killed them, immediately became popular, and there are many of them, guys with great potential for online literature, lest the world not mess up a lot of details of my first rape and then kill the sisters of the princess group, that kind of realistic Cheng dΓΉ, as if they were watching from the side, that kind of vivid writing, like half a frog re-emerging from the mountain, I saw the description with red ears and red ears...... It's all angry.

I don't know which one started to look like it, and under this kind of made-up thing, I posted a two-word comment "It's hard!", and then it was all over the world with "It's hard!", "It's hard!", "It's hard!"

This kind of undisciplined, fucked-up short comment is like a big bunch of zombie fans attacking.

More than last time, my brother ...... The @frenzy caused by it is even more popular, and my Akagi face has received more than 40,000 harassments of all kinds.

The princess group immediately started the oath meeting, vowed to turn me 100,000 times, and also issued a reward, among which there are a few strong enough girls, and also said that whoever kills the first rape and then kills once, will date him online, kill ten times, you can ...... offline Another wave of craze has been triggered.

I only watched Akagi Face for ten minutes, and I felt that this game could no longer be played, and I was just about to go offline with the thirteen hit targets, and I received a congratulatory letter from Fantasy International!

I opened it and took a look at it by luck, and found that the content was very simple, congratulating me on reaching the limit of negative reputation and pulling hatred to be the first in the whole server, so I was specially rewarded.

The first reward is the best mount for the player with the highest reputation value, "Angry Banana!" This thing is a huge banana, the first half is anthropomorphic, has a head and a face, can also whine, can fly in the air, and the speed is not bad.

The second reward is for the player who has the highest hatred in the whole server, which is a transformation suit, which can be disguised as a 'pseudo-girl player', and can use all the exclusive equipment of female players, but the gender of the character is still a man.

Looking at these two rewards, I fantasized about riding a huge banana, wearing a pseudo-girl suit, and the four big characters "rape first and then kill" shine on the top of my head.

That's definitely not pulling the wind, I'm just a living "joke", and a "live joke" with flying all over the sky and riding a big banana.

I couldn't help the itching of my teeth, pointed to the sky and shouted: "Fantasy International nourished by the national standard, do you remember you? You also remember for me, don't let me run into your employees alone on the road." The ...... nourished by the national standard"

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