Eleven, this fart is a bit spicy!
I wish that Yu Rose would rape Wang Xiaolei first and then kill him, which can be regarded as eliminating harm for the people, so that there is one less scum in the world who harms all kinds of girls, but ...... After all, I have been a dead friend for many years, and I can't be ruthless after all, so I can only leave in a hurry with thirteen hit targets.
Along the way, I thought of various ways, but I was not sure that I could rescue Wang Xiaolei from Yu Qiang's "tiger's mouth", and I secretly thought in my heart: "Forget it! ”
I parked my car on campus and went straight to the scene of the incident, where a bunch of people were watching, and there was constant laughter. I pulled away from the crowd and broke in, Yu Qiang Rose was in a posture of a big victory, pointing in one direction and scolding, as for the direction she pointed, there was no one for a long time, obviously the defeated girl had fled in the wilderness, and now I don't know which pick-up man to complain to, and she didn't suffer humiliation at the scene at all.
Wang Xiaolei was carried in the hands of the tall Yu Qiang Rose in the posture of a trophy, constantly wiping his face, I was a little far away, and I couldn't see it clearly, whether he was wiping his tears, or wiping the atomized saliva sprayed on his face by Yu Rose.
When Wang Xiaolei saw me, he was like a dead fish turning over, and his whole person revealed an evil vitality, shouting: "Come and save me! Come and save me......"
The onlookers were all laughing, and there was no one who was a little sympathetic, and I was full of black lines, and I really didn't want to meddle in this matter, but for the sake of a semester's meal card, I had to go up hard, and before I could think about how to speak, I heard a crying and angry child's voice, shouting: "Dad, did you abandon me and my mother, just to be with this little? Are you worthy of my mother? Don't you really want me?"
Thirteen times the target Lang rushed up to protect Wang Xiaolei's thigh with the acting skills of the Oscar Best Actor, shook fiercely, cried the sky and the earth cracked, and the devil cried in horror.
Wang Xiaolei was first shocked, and then overjoyed, and hurriedly broke free from Yu Qiangrose's hand, hugged the thirteen hit target Lang and cried loudly: "Dad is wrong! I definitely have no intention of abandoning you two mothers, I will definitely correct it in the future, and never go out to hook up with women again." ”
Wang Xiaolei's acting skills are obviously not as good as the thirteen target lang, he was just about to raise his head and "talk" with Yu Qiangrose, the thirteen target lang had already scolded Yu Qiang Rose loudly: "You green tea bitch, seduce my father!" You black tea bitch, you love to be coquettish, there are all men here, you go to find it? Why are you looking for my father? You black tea bitch, do you have to like married men? Can't you find an unmarried person? Do you have to be a junior in our family?"
The thirteen times the target Lang scolded was really powerful, with his childish crying voice, the lethality was so strong, even if Yu Rose was a heroine among women, a female man among women, she also opened her mouth and was defeated, and she wanted to argue a few words, but the changing eyes of the people around her, and the surprising gossip, made her cry out with a wow, turned her head and ran.
"I'm grass! I knocked out Yu Rose as soon as I got on the field, this little ghost is so powerful! If I have something in the future, I will definitely die a miserable death!"
I couldn't help but shudder, and shouted at the classmates around me: "Everyone don't watch anymore, if you watch again, you will die, in case my buddies commit suicide in shame, you are all the culprits who forced people to die." ”
Although I raised the severity by a few levels, the onlookers did not bird me, there were a few buddies and sisters, and they despised me and Wang Xiaolei with disdain, but there was really no gossip to watch, and everyone dispersed one by one.
Wang Xiaolei escaped death, and then he let go of the target thirteen times, gave me a thumbs up, and praised me heartily: "You kid still has a lot of ideas, and you can find such a good acting child to relieve me, it's not that this kid is powerful enough, Yu Qiangrose will definitely swallow me alive today." Who's this kid, so smart?"
I pointed to myself and said lightly, "My! This afternoon, this kid and his mother just came to the door to recognize their father!"
"Yours!"
Wang Xiaolei glanced at the target thirteen times, then looked at me, walked over with a fuss, hugged me and whispered: "Your child? You were born by your girlfriend in high school or junior high school? This child looks good! must be a beauty too, introduce my younger siblings to me!"
Wang Xiaolei's tone, there is unspeakable schadenfreude, obviously I was found by an illegitimate child, this kind of gossip that he likes to see, but also let him just escape from the "tiger's mouth" of the rose, he gave birth to a thief who laughed at me, this is really not a good thing, I am still in a hurry to save him from fire and water.
I shrugged my shoulders and said, "You still have to worry about it, senior student Wang Moumou, the follow-up of the illegitimate child on campus! It is estimated that the counselor will come to you in a few days to force you to ask the truth, don't mention that this matter has something to do with me, I will definitely not admit it." ”
Wang Xiaolei patted me on the shoulder, laughed and said, "I don't admit it, who can help me? As for Wang Moumou, hey, isn't that Ye Qingqing's boyfriend? When did they have an illegitimate child? Let's pretend not to know!"
Wang Xiaolei smiled very happily, obviously escaped, he was completely relaxed.
I couldn't help but complain: "You're not afraid, there will be trouble in picking up girls in the future?
Wang Xiaolei smiled and said: "Women! It's always easy to deceive, I can always be even, you don't have to worry about me, but what about you, an illegitimate child, and your ex-girlfriend who came to find her husband?
I chatted with Wang Xiaolei, and forgot about the thirteen times in the target, the child rubbed his eyes, tears in his eyes, tears came over, Wang Xiaolei also liked him, seeing him come over, he put his arm around the thirteen times the target Lang's shoulder, and said: "Don't cry! Uncle will take you to eat delicious food, you can eat whatever you want, uncle has a treat! Look at you, this child, your acting skills are not bad, and you can't hold back crying until now." ”
I touched my body, took out a pack of napkins, and wiped my tears for the thirteenth target, and the little boy came to my side, and then he said angrily, "Uncle, you just farted, right?"
Wang Xiaolei smiled embarrassedly, coughed, and said, "At that time, I was scared by that aunt, and I couldn't help but let one go." ”
Thirteen times Zhongjilang rubbed his eyes and said, "It's not that I can't stop crying, it's this fart of yours, uncle, it's a little spicy! You hugged me too tightly just now, and I couldn't break free......
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