Chapter 1 Come, give me a smile
In the dimly lit small room, a panicked aura was spreading. How many people were in the room? I couldn't tell because there was no light at all. The atmosphere, I don't have to say anything, just one word: boring!
Crash. [The sound of the door being pushed open]
A ray of sunlight came in, and several old guys inside couldn't help but close their eyes.
"What are you doing? Why do you suddenly open the door! You don't even know how to knock on the door, do you?" The one who spoke was a pair of tattered bone racks, yes, it was a bone rack, and under the pitch-black long-distance run was the miserable white bone frame, which looked very weird: "Old beggar, what do you think?"
The old man, known as the Old Beggar, rolled his eyes and turned his head away from looking at the skeleton.
"Oh, isn't this the Holy Light Senior? Why do you suddenly have such a sense of leisure? Is it because my personality charm is too high?" The leader of the Oriental Alliance, who was covered with bandages all over his body and still had a drip bottle hanging from his right hand, pushed the door in: "When did you last meet? 1999 right? Your guy's biggest hobby is to teach little Lori to learn Chinese characters, right? Since that's the case, don't casually appear in other people's homes to be scary!"
"Well, I'm not just teaching girls!" the old skeleton of righteous words put on a proud look: "As a gardener, a candle, my ideal is to let all people be educated, and they can swim in the ocean of knowledge......!
"Okay, the Holy Light seniors still answer the questions as always, so what about you? seniors, what does it mean that they are all gathered in my house?" The Eastern Alliance Lord tore off the drip bottle and shook his head helplessly: "Hey, hey, I said it in advance, I'm very poor now, don't want me to leave you for dinner." What is the reason why you old men and women who are supposed to be eating and waiting to die show up in my house?"
"Hiccup!" the old beggar burped. While picking his teeth, he said, "Well, your kid is still as poor as ever, and I can only make me half-full after rummaging through the refrigerator." That lamb skewer is good!"
"Old immortal, give me some festival exercises, okay!" The leader of the Eastern Alliance covered his head with a headache: "It's okay to casually enter other people's homes, and steal food, do you know that your behavior can already constitute criminal responsibility? Hey, over there, don't look for it, even if you dismantle the TV, it's useless, I've been out of power here for several days! Old lady, can you take your baby bear aside, it's going to break! It could crush my couch with it!"
However, no matter what the Eastern Alliance leader said, the old lady and grandfather at the bottom and the scary-big black bear didn't mean to birds, and they did what they were doing.
"Hey~" The leader of the Eastern Alliance let out a long sigh, and he didn't have the heart to continue to stop it, this group of old ghosts is usually like this, unless it comes to a critical moment. One by one, they don't know where they are hiding, and they won't let others know their whereabouts at all: "I said, you people are all big names when you go out one by one, can you have some face? Hurry up and get your bear down. Hey~"
"I just said it, I can't turn on the TV because I don't have the electricity bill!Hmph, I'm keeping up with the times!" An old man with white hair was arguing with another old man: "Don't think that you have to be a janitor in that university for a few years, tell you." I was a librarian with that hairy river crab!"
The other old man was so angry that his beard was cocked, but unfortunately there was no way to refute him.
"Holy Light, I still have some chicken bones here. Do you want to eat it?" said Hanako.
"Go aside. The skeleton raised a middle finger: "Although I am a skeleton, it does not mean that I like to eat bones." Are you finally old enough to break your brain?"
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After a long time, calm finally returned to the small room.
The leader of the Eastern Alliance sat on the sofa that had been completely trampled on, with a sad look on his face: "My sofa~"
Those who failed to shoot the sofa in the post X, please raise your hand!
"Ahem, Dongfang, do you know the purpose of our group of people gathering here?" the Holy Light coughed dryly a few times before speaking first.
The leader of the Eastern Alliance rolled his eyes and replied disdainfully: "You know, how can you not know? Do you old ghosts have the kind of leisure to visit me who was seriously injured? Are you here to ask about the incident a few days ago?"
Yes, it had been several days since the Eastern Alliance Lord and Fang Shou had separated, and the battle for the "Thunder Stone" caused by the disappearance of the Heavenly Tribulation had already come to an end. The leader of the Eastern Alliance, who was scarred by a series of fierce battles, naturally chose to go back to his hometown to get married after the battle. Then it was very tragic to meet this group of old and uncultivated, this group of "Oriental Rangers" in the true sense.
Every old man and old lady here, their origins are extraordinary, it can be said that the people gathered in this small room at this time are the representatives of the shijie guardians in the Celestial Empire, and for the Celestial Empire, their tactical value is similar to that of a nuclear bomb. It's just that~ a group of old neurotics always play their cards out of common sense, and would rather be an old janitor, a sanitation worker, or even disguised as a beggar, rather than accept ZF's assistance and live in the stronghold of the "Oriental Ranger" organization.
Maybe it's because they're used to being carefree and casual, so that this group of old guys is suddenly constrained in every way in the stronghold, and they definitely don't do such things, so they all play and disappear in this Chinese land. Play the big and small roles in the Celestial Empire, peddlers and pawns, god stick aunts and the like.
But fortunately, they more or less remembered that they had the important responsibility of being a guardian, and ZF was afraid that he would completely provoke this group of old monsters, so he went with them. Unless it was a critical moment, I didn't bother with this group of old shows......
The catastrophe incident a few days ago was really too big, although for various reasons, the catastrophe did not fall. However, the subsequent battle for the "Thunder Stone" was even more exaggerated, and a large number of strong people who did not belong to the Celestial Empire cut through the void and desperately fought for the powerful "Thunder Stone...... In this way, the group of old fellows was completely alarmed, and then they all gathered in the house of the nominal leader of the Eastern Alliance.
"I heard that you were crippled by a junior?" the old beggar smiled cheaply: "Let you play tricks, it's cool, right?
"Huhuhu!" the old skeleton also laughed, "Poor Dongfang's first fame was ruined in the hands of that kid." But to be able to defeat the East, this young man is also very amazing. Dongfang, what's the origin of that kid?"
The leader of the Eastern Alliance pursed his lips, and felt unhappy for a while, he was capsized in the gutter, but it was no better if he changed you, that kid is definitely not simple, and it has something to do with that guy. I planted it this time, but it's not ugly, after all, I wasn't beaten to death......
Optimistic leader of the Eastern League.
"We'll talk about that kid later. The Eastern Alliance Lord said lightly: "Now we have more important things, don't we?"
"It's an important thing! it's a very important thing!" the old beggar sniffled: "How long has it been since the Tianshan Mountain?"
......
Everyone fell into silence, they didn't know how to answer the old beggar's question, because this question was too complicated, because of the Tianshan Mountain, the Celestial Empire had the opportunity to continue to pass on, because of that war, completely started the prestige of the Oriental Ranger, but also because of that war, they had too many old friends, forever fell in the snow-capped mountain, disappeared into the dust of history.
"It's been too long, isn't it?" said an old man, "Those people in the West seem to think we're all dead, right?"
"Looks like that's it, I didn't run away. Another old man, who had just been arguing with him, nodded in agreement: "How many little guys have crossed the barrier and sneaked here in the past few days? Hmph, even a few old guys can't help but make a move, it's really shameless." It's time to teach them a lesson, my old bones, oops~ twisted, the old skeleton hurry up and help me twist it. ”
"Haha! It's not easy for this old guy to move!"
"I'll bet five copper plates, he's definitely boneless!" said the old guy who had asserted that there was no electricity.
The leader of the Eastern Alliance sighed a few times again when he saw the people who were in a mess again.
Is it really okay? It's too unreliable to hand over the people who are guarding this country to them, isn't it? Hmm, it's time to absorb some fresh blood, that young man...... Well, it looks like it's easy to deceive.
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"Yawn!" Fang Shou sneezed fiercely, and the filthy liquid that squirted out almost stained the hamburger in front of him, but fortunately, Wang Lili beside him quickly ate the hamburger into his stomach, otherwise he would really waste food.
Fang Shou wiped his nose dissatisfied, and complained unhappily to the two little "pets" beside him: "It's definitely your hair that floated into my nose, otherwise how could I sneeze for no reason!"
Zorro the little fox and the big cat didn't bother to pay attention to him, they lazily lay on the table, quietly enjoying the afternoon.
"Hey, it's almost time to board the plane, you two guys will honestly climb into the cage for me and check it in!" A few black lines appeared on Fang Shou's face: "If it's a pet, it's like I'm a bit of a pet!
It was Zorro's claws and the teeth of a big cat that answered him.
It's really hard to be, the master of these two "beasts".
PSxiexie's evaluation votes and rewards, but I haven't noticed them in the past few days...... (To be continued......)