Chapter 2 Flags on airplanes
After a lot of effort, Fang Shou finally invited the two lawless uncles into the special cabin for consignment. Hehehe, it's stupid, I knew that today, why did I have to have anything to do with these two little bastards in the first place? But it's okay, because most people regard Zorro and the big cat as his natal beasts, and no one asks whether Fang Shou hunted a nationally protected animal.
"Huh~" Fang Shou lay softly in his own position, too tired, in order not to look too ostentatious, he forced the two guys not to speak in front of ordinary people. They are very obedient, and they really don't use their words in front of ordinary people, but are very kind to replace their own words with actions, such as biting and scratching. It was all tears after talking too much, anyway, Fang Shou finally got the two guys and boarded the plane safely.
"Fang Shou Fang Shou, what is this for?" Although Tian Dao has been stuffed with too much knowledge belonging to this shijie, Wang Lili, who boarded the plane for the first time, still looked around like a curious baby, no, she pointed to the PSX of the plane for recreation at this time......
"This one. Fang Shou grabbed the PSX and kept operating with both hands: "Press here, watch, there will be a movie, right? Click here, it's a game, right? and then here, you can enter the paid channel...... Ahh
Nonsense, if you can, it would be weird, okay? I want to watch an adult channel on the plane, even if the captain agrees, the passengers next to me can't bear it! Then again, I remember that the password that wasn't reset was 12345678 or 11111111. Hey, when I was young and frivolous, I kept trying to ...... in front of the TV with a desire for gender knowledge.
"Wow, that's amazing!" The silly hair on Wang Lili's head spun happily a few times, it seems that her nature is very high at this time, very good, just step by step to lead her into the sweet trap. You're going to be able to collect the CG of zuihou right away.,Anyway, what posture should you use?
"Oh, what is this?" Wang Lili pointed to the huge wing outside the window again.
"Well, it's wings, uh, it's like a bird's wings and a man's wings, if you don't have wings, how can such a big plane fly! I'm a man who aspires to be a twelve-winged archangel. Especially when a piece of wings represents a girl. ”
Fang Shou, who was full of running trains, patiently misled Wang Lili to another shijie.
"Speaking of which, this is the second time I've made a plane, well, it's good that it's not the plane of the fool king, otherwise I can't sleep in peace, Lily, let me tell you a story, a long, long time ago, there was a plane called Ma XX...... "Fang Shou, who is not afraid of being checked by the water meter."
"That weishenme they want to hide ......"
That's it. The two of them, who were not afraid of violating the flag, talked about a very important state affair on the plane, and did not notice the strange atmosphere inside the plane.
At this moment, in the huge cabin, except for Wang Lili and Fang Shou. There is not even one of them! There is not a single big sister with a proud European style, the flight attendants with a sweet voice, and the aviation lady who represents part of a man's dream! You must know that the flight of the plane is more like burning oil than burning money. Labor costs, information costs, maintenance costs, a lot of them. If there were only two people on the entire plane, Fang Shou and Wang Lili, how could they make money? So, it's very weird here!
Of course, Fang Shou, who devoted himself wholeheartedly to the great cause of black people, did not notice this, for him now, the most important thing is to bring Wang Lili, no, it is to slowly temper Wang Lili, this is a girl as pure as white paper...... Don't fool her, she always feels sorry for her dark psychology.
And Wang Lili, because she had never been on a plane, didn't notice this. She listened to Fang Shou's explanation with a serious face, uh, no, it was in a flicker.
A few minutes later, the plane gradually took off.
"Then again. Lily, don't you think it's a little too quiet here?" After talking for a long time, Fang Shou, who was finally a little dry-mouthed, consciously stopped the topic, and pressed a button next to the seat: "Beautiful big sister, please bring me a Coke!"
"......" Hearing Coke, Wang Lili's eyes couldn't help but light up slightly: "Can you order food?"
"Eat?ah, yes, yes, you can call it. Hearing the food, Fang Shou's face was a little strange: "It should be able to eat, probably ......"
As a glorious foodie, Wang Lili's self-control is almost infinitely close to 0 when facing food. For example, in ancient times, wasn't there an undisciplined witch who could sell her body for 100,000 incense money? If someone is not afraid of death and is willing to tempt Wang Lili with delicious food, then maybe......
"You're going to be killed, right?" Fang Shou wiped the cold sweat from his head and threw the unrealistic fantasy in his heart out of his mind. He looked at Wang Lili, who was desperately pressing the call service button, and said cautiously: "One press is enough." ”
"What did you say?"
"No...... You continue. ”
Completely changed a person, what about the pure girl Haode?The eyes full of murderous intent, the hands full of explosive liliang, if you don't see it with your own eyes, it's really hard to imagine how big a foodie can burst out in front of food. Of course. If the set menu on the plane is also considered a delicacy......
Fang Shou couldn't help but think of the tragic situation when he ordered a pasta on the plane and almost died heroically. Dark cuisine, but that's it, right?
"Hmm, woo~"
"Eun, Eun~"
"Uh, uh-huh~"
Wang Lili stomped her feet and made a series of meaningless sounds, as if she was holding back the unhappiness in her heart. Fang Shou swallowed his saliva cautiously, Wang Lili's terribleness, he knew it completely, she was in a violent state at the beginning, she directly threw herself into the eighteenth layer of hell, allowing herself to enjoy the feeling of a thousand cuts...... If her patience runs out, will she go under the knife?
"Haha, the big sisters are coming so slowly. Fang Shou pretended to smile calmly.
There was no answer, just a cold glance, Fang Shou suddenly gave up his plan to continue to die, and waited honestly. It's going to die, it's really going to die, especially the familiar golden light in her eyes, Fang Shou felt that her legs were still trembling.
Finally, there was a reaction.
I saw a man wearing a black cloak and a red hat swaggering into the cabin where Fang Shou and Wang Lili were holding an unopened bottle of Coca-Coca-Cola.
"Oh, xiexie. As a result, Coke's Fang Shou said xiexie very politely.
"Hello, please bring me lunch for fifty people. Wang Lili, who blinked a pair of bright big eyes, said seriously.
He was joking. Please bring us lunch for five. Fang Shou put down the Coke and wiped the cold sweat on his head in embarrassment: "I'm really sorry, we have a big appetite, haha~"
"Fang Shou, I can't get enough!" Wang Lili whispered on the side.
"I'll give you all five copies, and I don't want any of them, okay?" Fang Shou turned his head and communicated with Wang Lili in a low voice: "Let's get a ticket for two people, if we eat all the things on this plane, they won't leave us to wash the dishes until we die?"
The old terrier Emperor Fang Shou tirelessly taught: "The conscience of the capitalist is very bad, mine, good man! No money......
The most important thing is actually just the word zuihou noodles.
"Oh!" Wang Lili nodded her head aggrievedly: "Then I'll eat it after I get off the plane." Wow, it's a white cloud, you can see it from above and down. ”
As a person who protects the Heavenly Mandate, Wang Lili, this guy is obviously very unqualified! At the beginning, after waking up from a deep sleep, he received an order from the supreme will to arrest Fang Shou. Of course, she couldn't fly in the air for a long time because of her lack of strength, but her destiny was difficult to disobey, and in desperation, Wang Lili had no choice but to step on the train alone...... Forget it, the bitterness of it doesn't need to be mentioned, the stupid and cute foodie adventure, if it is in District 11, it will definitely be sold in the form of OVA.
"Amazing. Hmph!" Fang Shou, who didn't know how to rely on others to get on the plane, was so confident, and then again, he still owed Dr. Wang a lot of debt.
"Yes, it's amazing!"
"Haha......"
On the side, the cloaked man, who had been ignored for a long time, finally couldn't help it, he slowly took a few steps back, and asked in a hoarse voice, "Are you the young man who defeated the Eastern Alliance Leader?"
"Ah, the leader of the Eastern Alliance? What is that? Sounds like a middle two. In the twenty-first century, there is such a thing as an alliance leader? I see, it's a cute master, right?" Fang Shou shook his eyebrows disdainfully.
In a sense, the leader of the Eastern Alliance is indeed the leader of the East......
"The rumors are true, you are indeed a very peculiar being. The cloaked man looked Fang Shou up and down for a few moments, and then spoke: "I am here today for only one thing, and I implore Mr. Fang Shou to join our organization. ”
"Organization?" Fang Shou's eyes lit up slightly: "Look at your dress, can it be said that it is the legendary FFF group? ”
"FFF Regiment? No, we are, it's the 'Western Parliament'. (To be continued......)