Chapter 45: Do You Want to Be Sterilized Once?
Yes. Fang Shou is a very disciplined person, facing the sea of swords and fire, facing the rain of bullets, and facing the blackened Fang Lin...... In short, he considered himself a very disciplined person. No matter what kind of threat, no matter how terrible the evil shili can't make him compromise, he is a ten-good young man who watches the news on time every night, recites "Chairman Mao's Quotations" all night, and looks for his grandmother every day.
Because of this, the dozen or so spears in front of him could not be easily compromised by him.
"Come on. I'm going to turn on the Mow Warrior mode, let's kill one by one, and kill one by two. Any moves, hahahaha~" Fang Shou crossed his hands on his hips and raised his head in disdain.
"Archer prepare!"
"The cavalry is in position!"
"Hmph!" Fang Shou wiped his nose, raised his hands, and shouted:
"I surrender!"
The soldiers surrounding him ...... were stunned, and the momentum of the army that was constantly gathering froze for a moment.
"Damn, I'm so stupid to expect from you. Xiao Ha, who finally broke free from the wooden beam, squirmed on the ground, and did not forget to spit out Fang Shou's groove.
"There's no way!" Fang Shou squatted down and made a gesture of holding his head and squatting: "If there are only a dozen lucky spearmen with only E [Note 1], I still have a way." However, there are tens of thousands of people in this big camp, right? Even if you cut the grass and knock out a thousand people, you can get the title of the Three Kingdoms Warriors, and KO 10,000 people, do you want me to become a galaxy warrior? I don't want to inexplicably add a stick blood[Note 2]. β
"Why are you talking so much? Flash, idiot. Xiao Ha squirmed his body hard.
"Eh~ I surrender. Fang Shou threw away the festival without hesitation, he pointed to Xiao Ha on the ground, "Please kill it, this dangerous beast will also cause the huge explosion just now." That's right, it's the mastermind of everything, I'm just an accomplice. β
"I'm an X. You bastard. Xiao Ha jumped up angrily, "You are even more shameless than me? If you are more shameless than me, what will happen to my sense of existence? No, let's duel!"
"Hehe~" Fang Shou turned his face.
"Turn your sister!" Xiao Ha roared loudly, and then was held up by dozens of spears, so he had to obediently shut his mouth.
"Cut, you're not dead?"
"Whew~~~" Xiao Ha's dog eyes stared at Fang Shou.
"Bring it to the Great General. β
"Yes!" ......
After arranging Wang Yuanji and others, Sima Zhao stepped into the Chinese army camp alone. I saw that Sima Yi in the camp was holding a red dragon-shaped jade pendant and bowed his head and was silent. If Fang Shou was here, he would definitely be surprised, because this jade pendant was exactly the same as the jade pendant in Ma Dai's hand except for the different colors.
"Daddy. Sima Zhao hugged his head and said hello casually.
"Zhao'er. Sima Yi frowned, withdrew the jade pendant in his hand, and sat on the main seat.
"Well~ Haven't you been called that since you were a child?" Sima Zhao sat aside casually, and he shook his fingers: "Anyway, Dad~ The situation of that child ......"
Sima Yi closed his eyes: "He is the chosen one......"
"What person?" Sima Zhao was stunned.
"It's none of your business. Sima Yi waved his hand and said, "That child is very important to us, I will find a way." β
"Really?" Sima Zhao was overjoyed, "Daddy, when did you become so good at talking?"
"Hmph, it's about the outcome of me and Kong Ming. Not to mention that I have broken my hands, even if I only have one head left, I will perform the soul restoration technique......"
"Wait!" Sima Zhao scratched his face in distress: "Dad, Zhuge Liang should be dead, right?"
"Dead?" Sima Zhao smiled lightly: "Indeed, maybe it's dead." β
"Huh?" Sima Zhao felt that Zhang Er was confused.
Sima Yi shook his head, and he sighed lightly: "Zhao'er, you are even above me in terms of military strategy, but this power and human skill are just ...... It seems that you are not as good as the teacher in any way. β
"Why compare me to my big brother? a perfectionist like him...... In other words, it seems that the homework given to me by my eldest brother has not been done yet. Sima Zhao rubbed his head, and he cautiously observed the surroundings, "Big brother, aren't you here?"
Sima Yi smiled slightly: "Don't worry." β
"That's right, that's right. Daddy, I'm going to tell you about a person, his name is Fang Shou......" Sima Zhao began to tell Sima Yi about Fang Shou, including the grief of the frost after the rampage and the "theory of historical cause and effect" that Fang Shou thought he had not heard......
At the same time, Fang Shou, who gave up resistance, was once again tied up by Wuhua and enjoyed the same treatment as Xiaoha, and honestly stayed in the handsome camp under the watchful eye of the five big men and waited for Wei Yan to come back.
Xiao Ha kept winking at Fang Shou, his mouth opening and closing. Fang Shou was stunned for a moment, and his mouth was also full, his eyes constantly flashing.
Isn't it possible to connect with you telepathically? Nu your sister's mouth--- Xiaoha
When it comes to Fang Lin again, I'll tie you up-- Fang Shou
You're really minding, aren't you?Didn't I tell you.,Am I kidding?Perspective eyes or something.,Where does it appear except for Lifan?How careful are you?--- Xiaoha
...... In case this is the Lifan?--- Fang Shou
Die, you sperm worm in the brain of the dead second--- Xiaoha
Do you want to fight---?
In this way, Fang Shou and Xiao Ha began to fight in their hearts, and the situation became more and more out of control, one person and one dog stared at each other deadly, looking like they wanted to eat each other alive.
"I know~" Suddenly, Fang Shou shouted with red eyes: "I just don't have a woman's fate! I'm the kind of tragic virgin whose age is equal to the level of a magician! What are you doing? A virgin is in your way? I, I don't envy that kind of winner in life, and I don't have envy, jealousy and hatred for that kind of primary and secondary school student who graduated from a magician at a young age! Ahhhhh I'm a FFF group, and I'm a great magician~Hmm~"
Fang Shou's sudden behavior startled the five soldiers fiercely, they raised their swords and guns, raised their 120,000 attention, and stared at Fang Shou with tears on their faces.
"I know too! Dogs can't be opened. I know~" Xiao Ha also began to cry inexplicably with grief and indignation: "It's like what kind of dog day, like what kind of scissors and the queen want to use together [Note 3], it's all impossible! Except for the second dimension, everything is fake! It's all fake!
"Captain, what should I do?" asked one of the younger soldiers, looking at the man and the dog who were crying.
The uncle, who had a long scar on his face, frowned: "The general didn't come back." General Ma is not there either...... Anyway, let's wait and see. β
"Could it be hungry?" asked the young soldier hesitantly.
β...... Ask someone outside to bring in two portions of food. Uncle said.
After a while, two bowls of shabby rice were delivered outside, sandwiched between two green leaves.
"Thanks, uncle. However, can you untie my hand?" Looking at the two meals in front of him, Fang Shou secretly swallowed his saliva.
"Are you stupid? you just destroyed someone's tent...... Hey, why do you help him untie it?" Xiao Ha stopped howling and began to stare at the two meals on the ground.
"Uncle, you are such a good person. Although the other parts except for the arm thought had not been untied, Fang Shou still didn't mind giving Uncle a good person card.
"Fragrant~ although very shabby. β
"Delicious. β
"Oh, vaguely, [delicious]. Husky classmates over there, do you want to have a bite?" Fang Shou grabbed another meal while saying all kinds of unbeatable words, constantly seducing Xiao Ha's attention.
"Come here, dear. I bite~"
"Hey~" Fang Shou quickly retracted his hands, "It's a pity, I almost touched the bowl." β
"You, you this, this ......"
"I didn't hear you clearly. Fang Shou, who was full, put down the dishes and chopsticks, took out the ear holes, and looked like he hadn't heard anything clearly.
"I mean. Xiao Ha shook his eyebrows, and the thief laughed: "The great king of middle two, the handsome boss Fang Shou, please give your poor employees a bowl of rice to eat." β
"You just said Secondary 2, right?"
"No, you must be hallucinating. β
When Wei Yan returned to the camp, he first saw that the camp that originally belonged to Ma Dai had become ruins, and there was a very large pit. Then he hurried towards the camp.
"You guys again?" Looking at Fang Shou and Xiao Ha, who were tied up even more seriously, Wei Yan patted his forehead and shook his head with a smile, "Who are you? β
"Me, the king of the second...... Ahh No, my name is Fang Shou, and I am an alien from Kunlun Mountain. Do you have the feeling that I'm a master of the world?"
"No, a troublesome boy like you is indeed rare in the world. βγ
Note 1: Since ancient times, spearmen have been forced to work hard, and luck has never been more than E. This quote is from the FATE series. Of course, judging from the tragic experiences of various lancers, such as the NTR knight Dilumudo Audina of "FATEZERO" and the rabid knight of "Fate/StayNight", Ku Chulin, the son of light of Ireland, the luck of the spearman is indeed only E......
Note 2: Mowing the grass refers to the military generals in "Warriors of the Three Kingdoms", chopping small soldiers as fast as mowing grass. About Dynasty Warriors 7...... No one complains about the new one? The new one without glasses is not a new one!
Fang Shou's stick refers to the Korean Peninsula...... Because of all kinds of undisciplined remarks on the stick, such as Qu Yuan is Korean~ For example, "Compendium of Materia Medica" is written by Koreans~ For example, Guo Xiaosi...... Ahem, you can ignore Zuihou, how can I be black when I am so disciplined? Director Guo has tens of millions of fans, and one person can make me hehe. In short, Koreans think that there is Korean blood with some ability, so some people shout: The galaxy can no longer stop the Korean Smecta attack.
Note 3: Dogdays is an alternative translation of dogdays. If you want to use scissors and the queen together, it's a new "dog and scissors to be used together". Eh, you say that the protagonist of "Dogdays" is a human? Not a dog? It's too naΓ―ve, but in fact, after opening, the palace is a dog princess [mistake]!
PS It's almost 1000 collections.,Which one is the one who died and said he wanted three more? Stand up and die!A chapter is 3000 words...... Die, I'...... Ask for tickets and collect
The following is a response to the Blood Refining Heaven: I feel very sorry for the Blood Refining Heaven student who doesn't know what the fast broadcast is. Although the times are developing, and the era of simply using Kuaibo has passed, it is completely possible to use Kuaibo to help learn the two courses of biology and humanities. Then, what playback software are you using?
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