Chapter 44: Let's See! My Golden Dog's Eyes
Murong Yue's casual blow made the noisy Chen Jingtao close her mouth, she bent down and saluted the young man in front of her. Sima Zhao on the side wiped the cold sweat on his head, he carefully observed his father's face, and only breathed a sigh of relief after seeing that he was not angry.
Sima Yi waved his hand and said casually: "Don't make a fuss, I have reached the age of knowing my fate, but I have practiced some longevity spells to preserve the appearance of my youth." ”
Wang Lili in the carriage was helped down by Wang Yuanji.
Sima Yi frowned, he walked quickly to Wang Lili, and stared at her eyebrows carefully: "What a terrible negative emotion." ”
"Lord Yi. Wang Yuanji nodded at Sima Yi, she pointed at Wang Lili and said, "Lili's injury ......"
Sima Yi touched his chin and didn't say a word, just looked straight at Wang Lili, who closed her eyes. Sima Zhao touched his head in distress, and he snorted: "Dad, don't stay here, if you have something to say, let's go in and talk." Hmm~ Yuan Ji, you take Lily to the camp first. By the way, Father, this is the stranger I met on the road. ”
"My name is Murong Yue. Murong Yue first introduced herself. Chen Jingtao on the ground also said sullenly: "I'm Chen Jingtao, by the way, there is an idiot named Fang Shou in our group." ”
A smile appeared on Sima Zhao's handsome face: "Oh~ Inhuman, this is really rare." ”
"Anyway, let's go in first. Sima Zhao pushed Sima Yi's back and said seriously: "Dad, there are some things I want you to understand." ”......
Shu. Wei Yan camp
In another camp tent not far from the Shuai camp, Fang Shou, who was bound, cried with a face and did not say a word.
"Help, you bastards, I'm a husky, noble husky, let me down, I'm going to sue you in an animal protection organization!"
The soldier guarding Fang Shou pressed his hand on the hilt of his sword and looked nervously at Xiao Ha, who was very active. Fang Shou sighed, feeling out of sight and out of mind, he chose to close his eyes and wait silently.
"What do you see, don't you see a gentleman?" said Ha, baring his teeth and glaring at the innocent little soldier.
"You go down first. "But, General Ma ......"
"It's just a talking beast. Ma Dai took off his cloak and said, "This is my tent, just leave it to me." ”
"Yes. ”
After the soldier retreated, Xiao Ha continued to shout: "Let go of me! I'm going to scream! If you don't let go of me, I'm really going to scream!"
"Aren't you screaming all the time?"
"Long-winded!"
Ma Dai sighed slightly, he took off his helmet, took off his mask, raised his head slightly, and his black hair fell out like this.
"Eh, female?" Fang Shou was stunned, "Or is it Hideyoshi [Note 1]?" No wonder Fang Shou said this, Ma Dai under the mask didn't look like a man at all, and his skin was so white. Those big bright eyes, those soft facial features...... It's a girl, right?
"Bold!" Ma Dai shouted.
The voice is crisp and beautiful, but not as soft as a girl's, and the more neutral voice.
"Not true. Xiao Ha's eyes flashed, and he said seriously: "According to my golden dog eyes, he doesn't have Oupai [chest X] at all. Hmm~ Let me see it again. See through my eyes!"
"Die. Evil beast!" Although his hands were tied, Fang Shou still crashed into Xiao Ha without hesitation, and he said viciously: "You haven't seen Fang Lin, ......have you?
Xiao Ha, who had eaten a heavy blow, was not angry, but smiled: "Oh, oh, oh, how could our sister control the second middle school suddenly worry about whether an unrelated classmate was eaten tofu by a dog......?"
"Drink!" Fang Shou raised his foot and kicked it indiscriminately.
"Ya Butterfly ~ Stop fighting! I'm going~~~~~ woo woo ~~~"
After a messy beating, Fang Shou let out a long sigh of relief and sat back in his place.
Ma Dai, who was sitting on the main seat, quietly watched the farce in front of him, and only after Fang Shou sat down did he ask: "You said you are from 'above'?" Fang Shou didn't say a word, and he agreed with his statement.
"Do you know me, then?" said Ma Dai, after a pause.
"Forehead......" Fang Shou tilted his head: "Totsuka Aika, Hado Kenjiro, or Li Yugang?"
“...... Who are they?" Ma Dai was puzzled.
"Hey, hey, don't mix the two-dimensional and the three-dimensional!" Xiaoha, who had a blue nose and swollen face, couldn't help but start complaining.
"So. Ma Dai hesitated for a moment, took out a green dragon-shaped jade pendant from his arms, and said softly: "You should know this thing, right?"
"Ha~" Fang Shou yawned, "Yu Pei, this thing is not interested at all." ”
Ma Dai stared at Fang Shou's eyes, and after a while, he seemed to have given up and put the jade pendant on the board.
"Hey~ Have you forgotten something?" Fang Shou asked with a black line in his head, "Aren't you curious about talking beasts and strange captives?"
"Whew~~~~" Xiao Ha let out a wolf howl, and it licked its lips excitedly: "Doll, dedicate your chastity to Uncle Ben...... No, if you bring food, the king will spare you from death. ”
"Poof~" Fang Shou turned his head, "Return to the king, middle two, right?"
"I'm going to be very upset if you say that!Don't turn your head, bastard!Who is the second second, we need to talk about it!"
"Got it. Fang Shou looked at Xiao Ha gently, "You are not the second second, obedient~"
“...... Let go of me!" Xiao Ha struggled harder and harder, "Let me kill him, he must die! Bet on the glory of the husky! Let that damn human go to hell!"
Ma Dai put his hand on the board, looked at the dragon-shaped jade pendant for a while, and then looked at Fang Shou who was in a mess, looking very distressed. In the end, he gritted his teeth, took the jade pendant back into his arms, put on the mask, ignored the noisy Fang Shou and Xiaoha, and strode out of the tent.
"Hey~Girl?boy~I'm starving~"
"Let me down!The human next to him has a green light in his eyes, hey, he wants to eat me!Help!Kill the dog!Let me go!Don't go!I'm waiting for you to come back~"
"It's fine. Hee-hee-hee~ It's going to hurt a little the first time, bleed a little or something, there will be no problem at all, trust me~ Go die obediently. ”
"It's the first time and zuihou once~~嗷寷~~~"
After Ma Dai left the camp, he first instructed the soldiers guarding the gate to pay attention to Fang Shou's movements, and then left the camp with a lot of worries and left alone on horseback.
Chinese Army Battalion:
"Tell the general, General Ma Dai suddenly left the camp alone, and he didn't know where to go. ”
Wei Yan put down the bamboo slip in his hand, and he patted his face, which had already climbed into a lot of wrinkles: "Let him go." ”
"But this special time. ”
"It's fine. He is Ma Dai, my most trusted friend. ”
"Yes. ”......
After making a fuss for a while, Fang Shou and Xiao Ha finally quieted down. Fang Shou said weakly: "What should I do now?I'm hungry~ Anyway, how did we survive a few days ago? Where did you get the bread at that time?"
Xiao Ha also looked like he was going to die or live: "I just asked now, is your IQ really only 9? Didn't I tell you? I have ultra-remote shopping ability, and if you take your bank card and swipe a few slices of bread, it's not a problem at all." ”
"Ha~ What did you do to my 66 dollars and five cents?"
"No kidding. Xiao Ha snorted, "It's 3 yuan and five cents now." ”
"I'm going to kill you!"
"Stop playing, hey! I can't buy a few slices of bread for three dollars and five cents. We're going to have to live the remaining five days in this shijie! ”
Fang Shou looked at his hand in distress: "By the way, can I use spells now?"
"Ha~" Xiao Ha rolled his eyes and said disdainfully, "You are a scum with less than 5 combat power, what spells can you use?"
"Steel fist! It's the one from the Old Demon Sect of Montenegro. Fang Shou said excitedly.
"Hey, hey, although I don't know how you used this basic spell by mistake last time, but are you sure you can successfully use the spell if you can't seal it?" Xiao Ha kept pouring cold water on Fang Shou.
"Soldier, Fight, Fight!" Fang Shou chanted the incantation, "Steel Fist!"
As soon as the words fell, a black flame appeared in his hand, and the rope was burned in one fell swoop: "Ahhhhhhh Weishenme will catch fire?"
"Stupid, you're saying the wrong spell! Hurry up and smash it to the ground, you idiot!" Xiao Ha shook himself in panic.
"Hiss~ scalded! I don't know what the name of the spell is, smash it for me!" Under the unbearable heat, Fang Shou smashed his fist to the ground.
"Boom!" There was a loud bang, with Fang Shou as the center, and a huge pit with a depth of two meters instantly appeared around five meters.
"Stupid you, you can remember even a spell wrong. It's the pro, the soldier, the front. Ah! The nine-character mantra of Buddhism can burst out into a powerful liliang under special laws, and I don't know how I will die if I read it casually, idiot!" Xiao Ha kept thinking "Okay, let me go." ”
"Let you go?" Fang Shou blew into his right fist, he narrowed his eyes: "You say, if you are sent to the palace now, you will not look at them with those dirty eyes?"
"Hey, you really care very much! My little friend and I are one and the same! Don't mess around!" Xiao Ha swallowed his saliva and said cautiously.
"Oh, go and tell Shikihime [Note 2] about this, my mission is just to send you to her!"
"Don't fool people with the two-dimensional Hades, hey~"
"Enemy attack, be on alert!"
"Surround here!"
The sound of Soso came from outside the tent, followed by the sound of a sharp arrow winding.
Fang Shou covered his face helplessly and sighed: "It's over~"
Note 1: Hideyoshi's original name was Kinoshita Hideyoshi. From "Stupid Quiz Summoning Beast",A very famous sentence in the ACG industry "Hideyoshi's gender is Hideyoshi" is because he is too cute in TV?,So there's no problem with gender or something [There is Hideyoshi's book...... Ahem, I don't know anything]. Similarly, there are "My Friends Are Really Few", no, it's Ayaka Totsuka of "My Youth Love Story is Really Problematic" and Kenjiro Habido of "The Second Generation of the Current Television Research Institute". As for Uncle Li Yugang of Zuihou...... Who recognized a woman at first sight as a man? Uncle Yugang taught you how to change from a pure man to a noble and elegant beauty in ancient costumes...... Makeup is really a magical jishu.
Note 2: Four seasons of Eihime Amasanadu. The character of Oriental Gensokyo, who first appeared in "Oriental Flower Reflection Tomb", is the Enma of Gensokyo, with duties similar to that of Hades. Because Gensokyo is all cute girls.,It's quite difficult to introduce them one by one.,The author is most impressed by the fact that you can buy chastity for 100,000 yen...... Ahem, in short, it's the red and white Reimu.
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