Volume 1 The Mist of Birth Chapter 0588 Be tactful

Chang'e could see clearly with her invisible eye, and the goddess of Tianhe held her husband hostage and shrunk smaller and smaller, and finally disappeared......

"Oh no! let her slip away again!"

The matchmaker couldn't understand it, and asked with a frown: "Sister, the husband seems to be stupid? Why won't he run away? Obviously so strong, can't he deal with a woman?"

Chang'e gritted her teeth and scolded: "My husband is a big pervert!

After thinking about it, Lisha said a strange sentence: "Will there be a lock on the demon girl?"

"Fart! The husband can't take a step when he sees a woman! Fortunately, he didn't become an emperor; otherwise, the concubines would never be less than the Jade Emperor's!"

The matchmaker doesn't think like this: "If a woman becomes an emperor, the same is true, and there may be a large number of drafts, so that the male concubine can enter the palace of sweetness!"

The stupid red mother had the intention of pandering, and then scolded: "Men don't have a good thing! We women are the ones who suffer! Dead husband, everyone doesn't want it! You can go with whoever you want?"

The more Chang'e thought about it, the less cost-effective it became, staring at the distance and shouting: "Shameless demon girl—you are an out-and-out illiterate! I don't understand what shame is! When my brain is hot, I only think about men!"

The matchmaker scanned everywhere with the fairy eye, and with the invisible eye, she still didn't find any clues......

Everyone needs to calm down and think about things together......

Chang'e stared at Lisa and asked, "What tricks do you have?"

Wan Lisha spun around Chang'e and shouted, "There is!"

Startle everyone, and if you have one, just say! What are you yelling about?

Wan Lisha's gaze fell on the matchmaker's face, looking a little mysterious: "Sister, don't you have Qi Gong? Use it to probe, maybe you will find it!"

There is only one reason why Qi Gong cannot detect objects at a distance, and even if it detects a target, it is not accurate due to the influence of the magnetic field in space......

The problem was still unsolved, and Chang'e had no choice but to ask Silly Hong's mother: "What can you do?"

Silly Hong's mother only wants to flatter: "Sister, don't you know how to draw circles?

This article was praised by the matchmaker, and she deliberately extended her thumbs to praise: "You are awesome!

Chang'e had long forgotten about this, and drew a large circle in the air with her hand, stretching and shrinking, and actually turned into her own face, revealing her charming eyes - the image was inside, quietly scrolling......

Wan Lisa stared, but she couldn't see clearly, and asked, "What kind of circle is this, why is it so strange?"

Chang'e simply pulled out the eyes on the circle, threw them in the air, became several times larger, and became a big ball, and all the things inside came out, turned clockwise in a circle, looked at it several times, and did not find the goddess of Tianhe; she was very depressed and asked, "Can you search for it?"

The ball spun around for a while and stopped, adding some evil content, but there was still no whereabouts of the goddess of Tianhe......

Silly Hong's mother scolded: "Broken thing! I can't find anyone, it's better to throw it into the sea!"

Chang'e shrunk it, pinched it in her hand, and threw it out, her eyes fell on the face of the silly red mother and ordered: "You come and find a way!"

Silly Hong's mother was in a hurry, hating herself for not saying such a thing, what should I do? After staring at Lisa, she asked, "Sister, you are the smartest! There are many ideas, can you help my sister think of a way?"

Such sweet language, Wan Lisa can accept it, originally the stupid red mother is older than herself, but she calls her sister; from the wife's point of view, it should be; the stupid red mother is a partial room after all; the others are all in the main room; think about it, you have to beg: "Sister, have you forgotten?

"That's right, everyone forgot about Sister Moonlight, isn't she in her husband's body?"

The matchmaker didn't refuse, she stood in a figure-eight step in public, and with a lot of luck, her body was swollen, like a balloon, and her little feet kicked lightly, and she flew up, revealing a very small mouth and shouting: "Follow me!"

What is this? It's the first time you've seen it, it's ten times bigger than conception, it's weird?

The matchmaker is like a balloon, rising higher and higher, as if it has no direction;

Everyone was very confused, and even Chang'e wanted to scold: "Nonsense, what nonsense! Is the husband also blown by the wind?" This sentence woke herself up, and looked around with fairy eyes and invisible eyes......

Flying for a while, he immediately surrounded the thing, neither Taishang Laojun, nor the beggar Immortal Tie Gui Li, like a crystal ball turned into a drop of water, and there were two guys, embedded in it......

Chang'e was like a blind man, leaning over to look at it for a while, then turned around and asked, "Matchmaker, are these two things human beings or animals?"

Wan Lisa and Silly Hong's mother have scanned it from different angles, but they still can't tell the difference......

The matchmaker floated in the air, and it was very inconvenient to move! Staring at Chang'e and shouting: "Sister, don't let them run, keep an eye on it!"

Silly Hong's mother couldn't wait, so she knocked it with her hand, and said softly: "Husband-is it you two? Come out quickly? We are all a family, don't hide it, okay?"

The crystal ball did not answer, but shrank smaller and smaller, became a dot, moved upwards, flashed, and disappeared......

Chang'e was so anxious that she flew around and asked, "Sister, have they escaped under our eyelids? What the hell is it? Is the husband in there?"

The matchmaker's round body, with a small mouth, smiled and said, "It's in my body; ”

Silly Hong's mother was stupidly tempted: "Is it really in my sister's body? Then, we can go home." ”

Chang'e thinks about it, the Toad Palace is too terrible to live in! Then, let's go to the big moon!

Moonlight Niangniang is behind her husband's eyeballs, I don't know why she is so demented? Maybe she is sleeping a lot? Anyway, her head doesn't work.

Wan Lisa always felt that there were still many things that she hadn't figured out, and was it too hasty to go back like this?

No one listened, the matchmaker's body was in her own hands, she tumbled in the air for a while, and then floated again, everyone wanted her to fly into the big moon, and yet, the farther and farther......

Chang'e felt that something was wrong, her eyes turned more than a dozen times, but she couldn't find an answer, beckoned, let Wan Lisha come to the front, and asked, "Do you see any problems?"

Wan Lisa was originally sought after, of course, she had to say: "The matchmaker is ambitious, she must know what is in her body?"

Silly Hong's mother eavesdropped in front of her, and said without scruples: "The matchmaker wants to dominate alone, so she took the opportunity to slip away!"

There are no too smart people now, and Wan Lisa is definitely not as sophisticated as the matchmaker, but where can the matchmaker escape to with such a round body?

After thinking about it, Lisa said, "Circle may not be a problem for her, maybe it will burst alive......"

Chang'e immediately pulled down her face, stared at the unforgiving eyes and scolded: "Fart!

Silly Hong's mother wanted to round up: "Sister, that's not what she meant! Once the matchmaker's body is deflated, and the water decomposes, won't the people inside come out?"

The matchmaker spun in a circle, drifting farther and farther away, almost out of sight, and everyone reacted......

Chang'e ordered: "Chase!" By the way, count the heads, even there are only three of them;

What does matchmaking mean? Is there really a name in a crystal ball turned into a drop of water?

As if they had just woken up, Lisa and Silly Hong's mother flew away, and with a "whew", they arrived, and Chang'e followed closely behind......