Volume 1 The Mist of Birth Chapter 0589 Three Pervert Eyes

However, the matchmaker disappeared without a trace, and why was she nowhere to be found? The wives were panicked and unwilling......

Wan Lisa was very angry, and shouted to the sea: "Sister-is your body deflated?let's go home together-"

Chang'e looked into the distance and scolded: "What do you want to do, what do you want to do? Will you steal fish alone?" will burst your stomach!"

Silly Hong's mother also wanted to be verbose: "Matchmaker with a wolf's heart and a dog's lungs! Let the sisters catch you, and you will die!"

The sea and air have no response except for the birds flying freely?

Everybody is very strange! Are there birds in the sea and sky in the moon? Doesn't it mean that things that don't become immortals can't survive? So, the birds should ......

A big bird flew over, flashed, and stopped in front of Chang'e......

Everyone was stunned! They couldn't help but shout: "Three eyes, how did you become a bird?"

He frowned and complained bitterly: "It's not okay to stay the same! The body is too strong, and I can't find the goddess of Tianhe, so I can only ......be with the bird."

Chang'e pulled down her gloomy face and scolded: "Brute! You want to find the same kind! Even if you are engaged in the foundation, you can't do such dirty things!"

The three eyes looked at their faces, smiled, and said, "Niangniang, the master of the rabbit is gone, so marry me! The person responsible is a thousand times stronger than him! Why, he is also worthy of marrying our mother?"

Chang'e really wanted to slap him twice, and no one would dare to talk nonsense! "Even if the rabbit master becomes a ghost, he must follow him closely! Do you know what it means to be three from the four virtues? Have you ever read a book? Otherwise, you wouldn't have said such rude things!"

"Niangniang, as soon as I close my eyes, my head is full of your shadow; you know?

Wan Lisha really couldn't listen to it, and wanted to be verbose: "My sister grew up in the palace since she was a child, she is knowledgeable and courteous, and she receives the best education from the royal family;

Sanyan was not angry at all, knowing that he could not offend a woman, otherwise, he would not even be able to touch the edges, and turned the eyeballs on his forehead in a circle, stared at Lisa and said, "Niangniang is not willing, is it not the same if you agree?"

Silly Hong's mother judged according to these circumstances, the three eyes were by no means two children, and she couldn't help shouting: "I am willing, marry me! I will follow you all the time! Baozheng is always there to shout......

"I'm too bold, my husband hasn't died yet, and I'm thinking about getting married!

Of course, the silly red mother has a reason: "Sister, in the eyes of my husband, I am just a partial house, and I can't take my turn once a year, it is better to marry Sanyan and let him find that lonely heart, wouldn't it be a good thing to kill two birds with one stone?"

The three eyes were disdainful, and snorted with their noses: "Don't look at yourself, a village woman from Phoenix Mountain, and a few children! If I were the master of the rabbit, I would never accept you as a concubine!"

Wan Lisha spread out her helpless hands and shouted: "Silly red mother, don't marry indiscriminately; this is immoral! According to the theory of three obedience and four virtues, you should be like Sister Chang'e, who would rather die than choose another man!"

It's really a terrible sight! Good people don't marry, and they don't look down on bad people, so they keep widowing, widowing themselves into big fools, and they continue to ......

Chang'e officially announced, "With three eyes, there is hope for a matchmaker!"

Before the people gave the order, the three eyes were going to make a fuss in front of the woman! Look east and west; fly up desperately for a while, shouting below: "Niangniang, come up and see!"

Chang'e was flustered, waved her big hand, and ordered: "Let's go! Let's go up and have a look!"

In a flash, there was nothing but the sea and the sky, and there was nothing but the surging water? Was he being tricked by this shameless fellow? I was extremely angry! I asked, "What are you calling?"

The three eyes forget, and what they can see, others may not ...... The key is that the middle eye works, and the other two are just matched.

Silly Red Mom leaned hard next to the three eyes, deliberately sniffing with her nose, trying to sniff out the femininity of the three eyes!

Chang'e couldn't help but say, "Don't sniff it, marry if you want!" The husband has too many wives; he can't be busy even if he is strong; let the three eyes give you happiness!"

"Stinks, it stinks! A peasant woman in the mountains, isn't she climbing high? Don't touch my clothes!"

"yes, three eyes! Nonsense again, right? People are stupid and red, and they don't stink! In Phoenix Mountain Village, he is still the village chief. ”

The three eyes didn't like to listen, and glared and said: "The head of a broken mountain village, it's not appropriate to kneel and beg me! One stinks more than the other! It's annoying to look at it!"

Silly Hong's mother almost made her cry, and endured it and said: "You don't understand! The village chief of Phoenix Mountain Village has a lot of power! If you want a man, as long as you wave your hand, you can come over a lot, and you have to take it home like choosing a male flower; I didn't expect to come here, and I have been widowed; I give it away for nothing, but no one wants it! I want to go home!"

Chang'e almost clapped her hands, but Wan Lisa rushed to the front and said, "Let the three eyes send you back! Maybe you will fall in love on the way; you know? He is too hungry to wait? Isn't that just ......?"

This is very comfortable! Silly Hong's mother was willing to accept it, shaking her body and begging: "Three eyes, did you hear what my sister said? Can you give me a trip? I will thank you for the rest of my life!"

The three eyes didn't answer directly, but they still said the same thing: "It stinks! It's so stinky! I don't have long eyes when looking for people; I have changed seventy-two times, just like Sun Wukong, and I can see where the monster is hiding at a glance? Don't be verbose, okay? The rabbit owner was unwilling to do it, and why did he rob someone's wife?"

He seems to be very serious, but he can't hold it anymore, so let him hold it hard!

Chang'e didn't want to answer, so she looked around and asked, "What are we going to do here?"

These words made everyone come back to their senses, and they stared at the three eyes to see what else he wanted to fart?

There was nothing in the air, and the three eyes were covered in circles, slowly enlarged: the matchmaker's round body came out......!

Everyone can't see, I wonder if the three eyes can penetrate the matchmaker and see what's inside?

All the people were nervous, and the matchmaker would find out and slip away......

The three-eyed "haha" smirked for a while, and shouted from afar: "Matchmaker-Niangniang has been looking for you for a long time! Come out! What is the matter, so you can talk about it?"

I thought there was no response, but I didn't expect the matchmaker's voice to come: "Three eyes-you came just in time? Husband and the goddess of Tianhe are practicing Qi Gong in my body, once the practice is completed, there is no hope for your task!"

Everyone is confused: Isn't the husband and the goddess of Tianhe...... How could they practice Qi Gong together?

With a "whoosh", Chang'e took the lead and surrounded the matchmaker in the middle—so close that only a small spot could be seen.

The matchmaker doesn't know what kind of nerves she is doing, and it gets bigger and bigger, and when she stops, she puts it in front of everyone like a big hoard of rice......

The matchmaker's body is transparent and translucent, and the blind can see it, and there are indeed husbands and goddesses of Tianhe inside, who look like practicing exercises......;

Chang'e finally couldn't help but scold: "Little slut - stop practicing! Keep practicing, your husband will become yours! Get out of here quickly! There are three eyes here, the body is extremely strong, and a thousand women can deal with it, not to mention a small goddess of Tianhe, people have eaten the yin in the black hole; the world is invincible......"

I don't seem to hear it, will I pretend to be deaf and dumb? When I get in front of you, can I still let you run away?