Chapter 16 After this battle, I will go back to my hometown and get married

"What a joke. Fang Shou pursed his lips disdainfully, "Hitting a woman is not a manly behavior at all, I won't do it." ”

"I've known you for so long, and it's the first time I've found out that Fang Shou is manly. Yuan Xiaoya covered her mouth and smiled.

Fang Shou's head jumped and he laughed a few times: "Well, it's no problem if it's you, after all, I've never treated you as a girl." Beat your little ass or something, haha......"

"Oh, don't I mean I'm a girl. Yuan Xiaoya continued to smile.

“...... Here you go again, Xiaoya, can you not do this, there is no smile in your eyes. Fang Shou cautiously took a few steps back.

"Huhuhu, let's get started. Yuan Xiaoya suddenly jumped up and aimed at Fang Shou's head.

"Wow!" Fang Shou, who was taken aback, was hit in the head by a punch from little Lori without accident.

"It hurts. Fang Shou rubbed the part where he was hit, and said dissatisfiedly, "All of a sudden, what are you doing?"

"Whew. The game has begun!" Yuan Xiaoya continued to get up and move forward.

And then......

"Let go of me!" Yuan Xiaoya, who was only one meter forty-two tall, was completely crushed by Fang Shou, who was nearly one meter seven or eight tall, in terms of force.

"Haha! Call me brother, and I'll let you go. Fang Shou lifted Yuan Xiaoya's collar and looked carried away.

"......" Yuan Xiaoya was silent for a moment, waved her arms and shouted, "Die, perverted sister." Firefox, bite him. ”

"Hmm!" the red fox that appeared in response to the sound bit Fang Shou's shoulder.

"Hiss!" Fang Shou gasped, couldn't help but let go of Yuan Xiaoya, and reached out to grab the little red fox wrapped around him.

"You're a fox, right? If yes, don't bite me like a puppy, can you let me go!" Fang Shou kept shaking, trying in vain to shake the little fox off.

"Hmph. Yuan Xiaoya, who was put down by Fang Shou, raised her head proudly and looked at Fang Shou with an embarrassed face.

"Damn, in that case, Xiao Ha, bite her!" Fang Shou shouted angrily.

"Yes, Mymaster. "Xiao Ha is so handsome every time he appears, a magic array full of mystery, with a light of divine brilliance.

"I'll lick it well. Xiao Ha ran to Yuan Xiaoya with a lewd face.

"Ah......" Yuan Xiaoya made an embarrassed voice.

"Don't ......"

Xiaoha kept licking Yuan Xiaoya's face with its tongue, Yuan Xiaoya's face was flushed, and she looked at a loss.

"......" Fang Shou watched this scene silently, and quietly tore off the little fox that was still hanging on his body. He lifted a chair and smashed it into Xiao Ha's head without saying a word.

"Die! ”

"It's dangerous...... Are you trying to kill me, kill your own natal spirit?"

"My natal beast is not a pervert like you, go die!"

"Help!!"

Fang Shou and Xiao Ha chased after each other in the maid cake shop.

"Fang Shou, you are really hopeless. Xu Chu helplessly covered his face and pretended not to know him.

The guests and maids in the shop also cast malicious glances at Fang Shou.

"No, no...... Listen to my explanation!" Fang Shou finally grabbed Xiao Ha, and hurriedly wanted to explain something.

"I didn't instruct her to do that! I just ordered her to 'bite' her, okay? This stupid dog did it himself!"

"Mymaster, how can you turn your face and deny people? Your order was to 'rip' off her maid outfit, right? But as a gentleman's dog, I would never do that, that's why I ...... Woo woo" Xiao Ha's mouth was tightly closed by Fang Shou.

"Haha, that's what it's like anyway, Xiaoya, you have to believe me, we've known each other since we were in school!

"Yes, I've always known ......" Yuan Xiaoya touched the fire fox's head, "You've always been a pervert!"

"Nani?"

"So, you die, pervert! Foxy. ”

Like a beautiful girl transforming, Yuan Xiaoya's whole body was wrapped in a cloud of red light.

A moment later.

"So, let's move on. Fang Shou...... Penis. "The atmosphere of a big sister full of intellectual feelings. {Note 1}

"Eh, who are you?" Fang Shou looked at the beautiful woman in front of him in a red palace dress and full of royal sister atmosphere.

"Poof!" the eldest sister covered her mouth and smiled, her face charming and moving.

"So who are you!" Fang Shou beat Xiao Ha's head excitedly.

"Hmm!" Xiao Ha rolled his eyes, his face in pain.

"So, I'm Yuan Xiaoya, your Qing. Plums. Bamboo. Horse, oh. The eldest sister Yuan Xiaoya had a playful face.

"......" looked at the familiar face, Fang Shou hugged his head like a collapse, "Lori becomes a royal sister, what's wrong with this shijie?"

"Sa~ The game continues. Yuan Xiaoya raised her hand, and a flame appeared in her palm, "Fang Shouyo, this is the first time you have seen my spirit costume, right? Well, if you're not careful, you'll ...... Damn it!"

The flame in Yuan Xiaoya's palm slowly floated up, and then quickly flew away.

"Danger!" Fang Shou did not hesitate to use Xiao Ha as a shield.

"Woo~~~" Xiao Ha let out a terrible scream.

"It's dangerous, I almost died. Looking at Xiao Ha's tragic condition, Fang Shou wiped the cold sweat on his head.

Xiao Ha, who was burned in a large circle on his back, angrily bit Fang Shou's buttocks.

"Shhhh ”

"Hehehe, that's funny. Again, Foxfire. Yuan Xiaoya waved her hand again, and a flame rushed again.

"Stop playing, flash mob!" Fang Shou jumped over the dragon gate, and was able to dodge this attack.

"That's right, Fang Shoujun. You'll need to pay in full for anything you damage in the challenge. Yuan Xiaoya took out a red folding fan out of nowhere, and the corners of her eyes curved into crescents.

"Who cares so much now. Fang Shou ducked under the table again, dodging another attack.

"I'll flash!" "I'll flash again!" "How can I flash like this?"

More and more small fireballs followed Fang Shou's ass.

Fang Shou wanted to rush towards the table where the guests were seated, but was pushed back by an invisible wall.

"No, Fang Shoujun. There's an enchantment in the arena where we're fighting. Yuan Xiaoya looked like she was watching a good show.

"You didn't say this kind of problem earlier! Wow~ It's dangerous!"

"You didn't ask. ”

A few minutes later,

Fang Shou and Xiao Ha panted as they looked at the several flames floating in the air.

"It's not the way to go. Xiao Ha licked his badly burned hair.

"yes, forget if you die, I don't want to die at all. Fang Shou's clothes had become tattered.

"Aren't you bastard united at this time?"

"Who caused all this, you!"

"You bastard, dare you say you don't have the word tyranny in your heart?"

“...... Hawkers,Lust is a man's romance.,What's more, it's just a little Lori on the other side.,Although now it's a big sister full of royal sister atmosphere.。 ”

A flame fell, interrupting the conversation between a man and a dog.

"It's going to die. She's serious!" Fang Shou looked at the school uniform on his body, which was getting torn and torn.

"I want to go back! Hey, order me to go back, you second sister. Xiao Ha's face was sad.

"Let's die together! And don't mess with nicknames. Fang Shou still gave Xiao Ha a fist in his busy schedule.

Xiao Ha took a deep breath and whispered: "So far, I can only do this." ”

"Huh?" Fang Shou dodged a cloud of flames again.

"Melee combat, let's go together. Woo woo woo!" Xiao Ha took a brisk step, flashed a fireball, and ran towards Yuan Xiaoya himself.

"It can't be helped. Fang Shou was stunned for a moment, and then rushed forward.

Yuan Xiaoya squinted her eyes as she looked at the one person and one dog rushing towards her while avoiding the small fireball in embarrassment. With a move of both hands, more than a dozen small flames attacked Fang Shou under her control.

"Whew!" Fang Shou was hit directly, and the scorching temperature made him can't help but exhale in pain.

"This thing is far worse than the Lich King!" Fang Shou blocked the vital point of his face with both hands and slammed into Yuan Xiaoya.

"I can't do it anymore~" Xiao Ha fell to the ground with his dying breath after bearing a few fireballs, "The rest ...... I'll leave it to you...... After this battle, I will go back to my hometown to get married. ”

"Don't put up a death flag over there!"

"Hmph, it's a bit backbone. "There are more and more small fireballs around Yuan Xiaoya" There are so many of them, I don't know if I won't be able to stop it? I'm really looking forward to it, Fang Shoujun. ”

"Shhh Fang Shou continued to resist stubbornly.

"If you kneel down now, I'll spare you. ”

"No kidding. Fang Shou moved forward step by step, "Who would kneel to a woman casually!"

"Oh?" Yuan Xiaoya glanced at Fang Shou with interest.

"So, try my secret technique!" Fang Shou and Yuan Xiaoya were already less than a meter away.

"Huh?" Looking at Fang Shou with a serious face, Yuan Xiaoya hesitated for a moment and reached out to summon more flames.

Fang Shou's nose twitched, and his hands gradually lowered.

"Secret technique. Catch the dragon's hand!"

"What?" Yuan Xiaoya was shocked.

Looking at the attacking groping pig hand, Yuan Xiaoya wanted to attract a small fireball behind her. But it was too late.

"Ah~" Yuan Xiaoyajiao snorted.

"Oh oh oh!" Fang Shou was excited, this touch is so wonderful, Yuan Xiaoya, who has become a royal sister, is becoming more and more ambitious~

"Oh, that scumbag, heretic, heterosexual!" Xu Le said through gritted teeth outside the barrier. The crowd of onlookers also responded with envy, jealousy and hatred. {Note 2}

"Enough touching, right?" Yuan Xiaoya's voice was full of flatness.

"How could it be enough, no, it's not ......" Fang Shou let go of his hand in a sneer.

“...... Its name is Fire, the origin of the Three Realms......"

"Hey, you seem to be thinking about something dangerous. Fang Shou felt a huge crisis.

"Secret art, Great Flame Explosion!"

Fireballs exploded in the air.

"Ah~~~" Fang Shou's screams pierced through the sky......

Yuan Xiaoya, who had changed back to the posture of a little loli, reprimanded Fang Shou dissatisfiedly, while Fang Shou was pitifully squatting on the floor, not daring to speak.

"Ahh

"Cut, but that's it, the little B-class natal beast dares to set up a ring here?

Note 1.Lori becomes a royal sister, I only have the outstanding performance of the famous domestic voice actor Saber sauce in a video. My friends and I were shocked. Of course, the video of Xkey-kun in parentheses is also memorable.

Note 2: This is taken from the FFF group of the Metamorphosis Test Summoned Beast.

Note 3: Is it okay for me to write like this? I'm afraid that some ACG elements will make readers feel obscure, but if something like me does, will it follow in the footsteps of Dango......-sama?