Men are truly sad creatures.

Fang Shou sighed.

Obviously, if you just do something that follows your own human instincts, you will be inhumanely called a scumbag and a pervert. It's just so unfair. There are so many unreasonable places in this shijie.

"Well said, Fang Shou!" Chu Bai showed his big white teeth.

"Newcomer, you're really right. Zhang Xian pushed his glasses.

Xu Le and the others also nodded approvingly.

"Hey, don't look like you can hear other people's inner monologues!" Fang Shou said.

It's lunch break. On the second day of school, Fang Shou was very honorable to sleep directly from the first class to the end of the first class in the morning......

Therefore, he was taken to the base camp of the Gentlemen's Alliance by Xu Le in a daze. That is, the "Western Art Research Association".

"This is clearly the 'Island Country Art Research Association', okay?" Fang Shou stared at the coded tape on the table, complaining fiercely.

"Well. If you go around the earth, the island country is also in the west, isn't it?" Xu Le shrugged.

"It's almost ready. Zhang Xian picked up his phone and looked at it.

Lu Yuan and the others also walked in at the right time.

"According to Fang Shou's information, we have investigated clearly. Lu Yuan said. At the same time, Li Qingyang handed a report to Zhang Xian, who was seated.

Zhang Xian flipped through it a few times.

"Now that I've got the information, I'll sum it up. Zhang Xian put down the report and walked to the huge blackboard in the department.

Because the department of Nantian Middle School is the original school building, there are blackboards for teaching in the front and back of each department. Although the blackboard behind the "Western Art Research Association" has been blocked by a cabinet stuffed with videotapes of unknown truth. But the blackboard in front is still good, and haode is doing its job. Whenever there is an activity in the ministry, it can play a huge role. For example, putting up posters, putting multimedia or something......

"According to Fang Lin, we are targeting three people. First of all, her. Zhang Xian took out a whip from a corner of the department, and he pointed to the photo that had been pasted on the blackboard at some point, "Chen Qiaoyue, a member of the literary and artistic committee of the eighth class of high school." In the first year of high school, he has a very high popularity.,Innocent.,It's a lively and active child.。 ”

Zhang Xian's glasses reflected a bright light: "And her measurements are beep and beep." ”

Indeed, the photo is a cute little girl with a single ponytail and smiling very happily.

"That's weird!" Fang Shou complained fiercely, "How do you know her measurements, and how did this photo come about?"

"My hobby is photography. Lu Yuan patted his camera with emotion.

"There are some things that I still don't know well......" Wu Yuanliang looked out the window a little lonely.

"By the way, my life coach is Mr. Chen. That's Mr. Chen. Lu Yuan snorted, "When will I be able to take such touching photos like Mr. Chen?"

Fang Shou didn't speak, but silently picked up his phone.

There was silence, "Hey, 110? I have a few ...... here."

"Smack!" The whip in Zhang Xian's hand was fiercely lined up on the back of Fang Shou's hand.

"Shhh Under the pain, Fang Shou let go of the phone in his hand.

"Class time. Zhang Xian pushed his glasses indifferently, "Don't play with your phone." ”

“...... Bastard!I didn't really call out!" Fang Shou roared.

"I know. Zhang Xian's voice was as indifferent as ever, "In the ministry, without our consent, the signal cannot be conveyed......"

"What's going on with this crime-like base camp? Are you still trying to say that if I do call, I'll never see the sun tomorrow again?"

“...... The second person is her. Li Siyu, the same high school class eight. Excellent grades, versatile sports, like small animals, and has very obvious foodie attributes. According to insiders, she eats three times as much as the average person, and her favorite is the limited-edition cake at the cake shop across the street from the school, 'There is no sweetest, only sweeter'. ”

"Hey, first refute my words, it's scary. Fang Shou shrunk his neck.

"If necessary. Zhang Xian stared at Fang Shou expressionlessly, "You will live in my heart forever." ”

Fang Shou swallowed his saliva and closed his mouth.

"The third person, Helen Chen. A famous talented girl with a high IQ, she is a girl who likes to read books and be in a daze. Well, she has a very poor physique, and although she is very smart, she is easily confused. It's not too much of a problem......"

Therefore, the order of the strategy is Li Siyu, Chen Hailun, and Chen Qiaoyue. Zhang Xian touched his chin, picked up Fang Shou's mobile phone and pressed it a few times.

"Well, go ahead. Now, there is still a chance to grab the limited edition cake, and use it to capture the junior of the foodie attribute, Fang Shou. ”

Fang Shou took the mobile phone handed over by Zhang Xian and asked, "weishenme wants to use GAIGAME words like strategy and capture?"

"Hmph, mortal wisdom. Zhang Xian snorted disdainfully.

"Hey, do you think you're Chu Xuan [Note 1]?" Fang Shou said dissatisfied.

"Alright, let's go. Xu Le pushed Fang Shou, "Brother Xian's idol is Guimu Guima [Note 2]. It would be endless polemics. ”

"Our number is already on your phone. Zhang Xian said.

"We're here to support you. Chu Bai said with a smile. Of course, if he hadn't laughed while staring at the coded tape in his hand. Fang Shou will definitely feel it......

Fang Shou and Xu Le ran wild on campus.

"No, it's too late. Xu Le said.

"Hah...... Ha...... You...... What are you talking about?" Fang Shou asked breathlessly.

"That's it, dumb!" said the monkey named Dumb. "Swift Walk!"

"Huh......? Come?" Fang Shou's voice floated in the air.

Nantian Middle School is the largest middle school in Q City, because of the unscientific theorem that students' money is the best earning, it is natural that a large number of merchants gather around it. Like bookstores, audio stores, fast food restaurants, etc. It's just that this is a different world! So the bookstore has become like a wizard's hut, the fruit shop sells strange fruits, and the ordinary cake shop has naturally become different.

"It's different, but weishenme is a maid?" Fang Shou tearfully looked at the shop with a sign like "Maid Cake Shop".

"Welcome, hosts. As soon as he pushed the door open, a cordial greeting came from inside.

"Oh~~ What's going on with this two-dimensional unfolding?" Fang Shou called out unwillingly, "Do it again, do it again, I feel that my personality has been trampled on several times in the past few days." Give me Liliang, Maid-sama!"

"......" The girl in the maid's costume was stunned for a moment, took a few steps back cautiously, and said softly, "Yes, master." ”

"Oh oh!!That's right, I'm the master, I'm the almighty and great master!haha, haha, hahaha......" Fang Shou looked up to the sky proudly.

The girl in the maid costume finally couldn't help but run away.

"That's enough, Fang Shou. Xu Le patted Fang Shou's shoulder, with a look of sadness on his face, "We also know that it is not easy for you, between the two of them...... But, enough is enough, in public. ”

"But, Xiaole. Fang Shou's eyes were full of dead silence, "You can't understand, in front of them, I'm not even an ant......"

"Hehehe......" The laughter like a silver bell is so familiar.

Filled with the smell of death......

"Isn't this Lord Xiaoya?" Fang Shou bent down and smiled flatteringly.

"Hey, Xiao Shou, do you call me an adult?" asked Lori, who was dressed in a black and white maid outfit, tilting her head.

"That, that ......" Fang Shou suddenly became incoherent.

"What a strange little guard. Yuan Xiaoya gently covered her mouth.

"It seems to be...... You're usually there. Fang Shou exhaled softly and patted Yuan Xiaoya's head with a big grin, "Why are you here?" ”

"Hmph. Yuan Xiaoya raised her head proudly, "Look at this, is it cute." ”

"Oh, maid outfit, not bad. Fang Shou said absentmindedly, his eyes searching for something in the store.

"Hmm~" Yuan Xiaoya pouted dissatisfiedly.

"Babble. Fang Shou, you are really a shake M. As soon as Xiaoya changes back to her usual appearance, you will be so virtuous. Xu Le shrugged his shoulders.

"That's it, I don't care about people at all. Yuan Xiaoya muttered.

"Hmm, what did you say?" Fang Shou asked.

"Didn't say anything, you big idiot. The double ponytails on Yuan Xiaoya's head kept shaking.

"Cut, then again, Xiaoya, where is that limited-edition item in your store, 'Sweeter than the Best', sold?" Fang Shou lowered his head and asked.

"I won't tell you, big idiot!" Yuan Xiaoya said indignantly.

Fang Shou's hand naturally rested on her head, "Be good, let's talk about it." ”

"Uh-huh~" Yuan Xiaoya snorted softly comfortably, "It's not sold out." ”

"Nani?" Fang Shou was shocked.

Xu Le looked at Yuan Xiaoya, who was flushed, helplessly. Now Xiaoya and when she was in the class, she was like two people, hey, obviously they were friends who played since childhood, how did they become so many in high school. It's really terrifying, she is confronted by Queen Murong.

"However, if you challenge the clerk to win, you still have a chance to get a limited edition item. Xiaoya added.

"Didn't you say it earlier, challenge the clerks, these maids?" Fang Shou glanced at the girl who was scared away by herself, and she suddenly shuddered, "Boss, I want to beat ten of them at a time." If it's with a maid......"

"What a shame. Xu Le said with disdain.

"What are you talking about? Have you forgotten what we're here for?

"If Mamoru really wants that cake, then let me fight it. Yuan Xiaoya smiled, with an innocent and kind face......

Note 1. From Colonel Chu Xuan Chu in "Infinite Terror" of Z University.

Note 2: From the anime "Shijie Whom Only God Knows", the main character is a heretic known as God-sama.