Chapter 155: The Chihuahua Who Protects Food
Yuan Xiaoya turned her head unhappily, as if she was not satisfied with Xu Le's planting, as if she was deliberately framing this stupid person, yesterday it was obviously this guy who died by himself to get the drink he prepared for Fang Shou to lie here for a day, and finally was carried home by his mother. Now there is still a face to turn his head and say that he is burying himself, cut.
"I'm not in a good mood right now. There was still a smile on Yuan Xiaoya's cute little face, but Xu Le, who was very familiar with this little friend's urine, knew that if he continued to mess with this little girl at this time, he would definitely not end well...... Obviously he was a good boy when he wasn't angry, hey~
"I understand, I understand. Xu Le spread his hands and looked at Fang Shou, who was silent as if he was dead: "Hey, Xiaoya, let me talk to Fang Shou." ”
"Huh?"
"That's it, a conversation between men, yes, a conversation between men. Xu Le shook his head and looked serious: "It's not a way for you to go on like this, let me try it a little." When I was a kid, I played the role of a doctor in my doctor games. ”
"Looks unreliable. Yuan Xiaoya shook her head, yes, Xu Le, this guy is a little better than him, and a little more popular than him...... In fact, under the glamorous appearance, he is also a very bad guy, he casually touches 18R items at a young age, and he has developed a strong unicorn arm, which is a very hidden diao silk!
"Anyway, just trust me for once. Xu Le pulled the corners of his mouth far-fetchedly, trying to maintain his kind smile: "Anyway, I won't get pregnant, and the injured one is only Fang Shou, no problem!"
This guy's choice of words is just too bad.
"Forget it, I'll trust you a little bit for once. Yuan Xiaoya's brows trembled slightly, and she grabbed a few bottles of drinks from the side: "Anyway, I'm going to go back and prepare a few bottles of drinking water, Xu Le, do you want to sleep all night or sleep forever this time?"
"I won't drink your stuff! Then again, you're very abnormal! Don't casually talk about falling asleep forever. Hurry up and go!"
Of course Xu Le knew that Yuan Xiaoya had already seen something, after all, among the three of them, the most delicate mind was none other than Yuan Xiaoya, even if Fang Shou, who she cared about the most, fell into a very strange state, she herself was in a mess, but she still saw it, right?
"Stinky boy, do you see it? Xu Le shook his head and sat opposite Fang Shou. He looked very helpless: "Although I think that teaching you a good lesson is the best way to let you understand the truth of being a man, our Lord Xiaoya doesn't seem to approve of my method." Let's be a little lucky, I was spared the pain of flesh and skin. ”
There was still no reaction, Fang Shou seemed to have turned into a stake, lifeless, not the slightest bit angry.
"Huh!" Xu Le sighed very unhappily when he saw Fang Shou's appearance, and continued: "Hey, Fang Shou." I'm talking to you! Can't you just look me in the eye? Tsk, there's no even this basic politeness, so you might as well delete the game and go back to your mother's womb and start over!"
Xu Le's words seemed to have a little reaction. Fang Shou opened his eyes slightly, glanced at Xu Le coldly, and then closed his eyes again.
This damn fellow......
Xu Lecai is not Yuan Xiaoya, how can the other party be so patient with this bastard? Don't think that everyone is this guy's harem, bastard! No one in the world can continue to spin. Fang Shou continued to be so decadent, he was not the only one who was injured! Such a big person, he didn't even know how to bear the responsibility? Fang Shou. You stupid person has become so sad and desperate, it's so unsuitable for you!
"Do you know?" Xu Le's voice was a little hoarse: "You guy has worried too many people." ”
“......”
"Don't think that you can give up on yourself with the most reason to be sad, you can leave everything and hide aside, bastard!" Xu Le clenched his fists tightly, for some reason, when he saw this lifeless friend, he had a feeling that he was angry: "Your sister, Fang Lin, she is so worried that she is crying!"
Fang Shou opened his eyes, his lips trembled slightly, but he didn't say a word.
If it was someone else, maybe there would be no way at all, right? After all, there wasn't even a syllable, and the frequency of the shaking of his lips was not obvious, so he couldn't know what Fang Shou was talking about. However, Xu Le is different, the two have a special friendship, the kind of friendship of watching hair films together, dying together, and being naughty together, so Xu Le still saw at first glance what Fang Shou wanted to express.
"What did you kid say?" Xu Le stood up and asked loudly, "I have to say it again." ”
“......”
It's a pity that Fang Shou didn't seem to continue to care about Xu Le, but closed his eyes again, and slowly merged with the darkness [here is the brain supplement]. If a person's heart is dead, if all of a person's feelings are self-enclosed, even if they stand in front of your eyes, it is easy to be ignored and ignored......, right?
Obviously, Fang Shou's current state is not much better than those people, except that he is not rotten, the walking dead is basically what Fang Shou feels now, right?
Compared with the kind of vitality that Fang Shou gave people before, it was so vigorous that it made people want to destroy that guy humanely, which was even more disgusting. Anyway, Xu Le can't help it now, his best friend, his like-minded partner, is not such a useless guy.
"Look at me waking you up!" Xu Le's eyes turned red, he grabbed his fist and was about to smash it towards Fang Shou's head.
"Little Fun!"
"Huh!" Xu Le reacted instantly, then shrugged his shoulders very unhappily, and said to the little girl behind him without looking back: "Xiaoya, didn't I say that Fang Shou and I are going to have some conversations that only belong to men?
"Auntie has already prepared things for me. Yuan Xiaoya lifted the small basket in her hand, let Xu Le see the contents of the basket, and said very innocently: "I didn't say from the beginning that I was going to go home and get it." And, if I hadn't arrived in time, you'd ......"
"I didn't do anything. Xu Le's face was not very good-looking, he pursed his lips, and said to Yuan Xiaoya seriously: "Xiaoya." It's not a good idea to go on like this, you know, it's going to take a serious ...... Hey, anyway, give me this kid Fang Shou. ”
"Don't. Yuan Xiaoya replied categorically.
"Why?" Xu Le was slightly stunned, and then smiled bitterly: "Don't worry, I'm serious this time, if this kid continues to be so depressed, who will accompany me to drill the door of the women's bathhouse? Who will accompany me to be criticized? Besides, my aunt is an expert in this area." I can find a chance to ask my aunt......"
"I say don't just don't!" Yuan Xiaoya stopped Xu Le very willfully, she raised her head, her face flushed, like a Chihuahua with teeth and claws: "Fang guards him, Fang guards him, he is fine." It's just a little lonely! As long as I'm always by his side, I'm sure, I'm going to get better!"
The hollow eyes, the weak figure cowering in the corner.
That's right. It's just lonely! Fang guards him, knowing that he is not lonely, so just accompany him more. Talk to him more and everything will be fine!
"......" Xu Le sighed softly, not optimistic, not optimistic at all. Fang Shou, look at the sins you kid has made......
"Forget it, he's your guy anyway. Xu Le turned his head. Say a sentence that is reverie if it was the original Yuan Xiaoya, even if he was not so embarrassed that he shouted at him and killed him, he would not be embarrassed to smile or something, but now.
"I'll help him. Yuan Xiaoya looked at Xu Le very seriously: "Also, I will never forgive anyone who hurts him." ”
Yuan Xiaoya, who protects her short, is like a Chihuahua that protects food, but she is full of aggression in her cuteness.
Xu Leyao turned his head and turned around to leave: "Xiaoya, I will come again." ”
"......" Yuan Xiaoya looked at his back, let out a long breath, and handed over her basket: "It's too hot, let's drink something." ”
Xu Le turned around and grabbed one of the bottles of drinks casually, his eyes were full of perseverance: "Xiaoya, even if Fang Shou's goods are yours, they are also my good friends." So...... When the last resort comes, I'll do the same. Next time, I'm not going to stop so easily. ”
"I'm still saying that. Yuan Xiaoya also responded seriously: "I will always stay next to Fang Shou, help him, and protect his ......"
"That's right. ”
Xu Le jumped lightly and jumped to the other side.
A real man will not look back at the explosion behind him. cough cough cough, although this sentence is not very appropriate here, but I don't know what's going on, Xu Le feels that he is very handsome and masculine now, and he originally thought that his role positioning was there and he didn't have the opportunity to say such a handsome line, but he never expected it~ Anyway, it's really hot today.
Click~
Xu Le unscrewed the cap of the bottle and drank it with a clatter. On such a hot day, even if you stay under the shade of this tree, there is a feeling that you are going to be evaporated, you really need soda in this hot day, this refreshing feeling of being cold from head to toe, dizziness, is really impossible to express in words, hahahaha, hahahahaha!
Thump!
It seems that this stupid guy really doesn't have the potential to be a saint warrior, and he actually planted it in Yuan Xiaoya's hands twice in a row, which is really too embarrassing. Hey, the atmosphere in front of me is gone, this guy, what the hell is he doing!
"Stupid!" Yuan Xiaoya indifferently glanced at Xu Le, who fell to the ground unconscious, turned her head and gently rubbed Fang Shou's hair, the sun shone on her face through the shade of the tree, bringing a ray of dawn to the darkness: "Fang Shou, I will always be by your side, all the time, so, don't be afraid, don't be afraid............
Can't forgive, absolutely can't forgive, the first thing Xu Le, who woke up from his slumber again, was to find that hateful witch, that hateful Yuan Xiaoya, how many times did she have to play with herself?
"Yikes. Cousin, are you awake?" it was still that annoying voice, Xu Le lowered his head, and sure enough, he saw the hateful little bastard again.
"What are you up to? and...... Why am I tied up again? Let me down, let me down!"
"Cousin. Although it was only a flash, Xu Le did see a few blades shining with white light from his cousin's men, and the cold air instantly jumped up to his head...... What's the matter, what happened to me while I was in a coma? Why did I have a very bad feeling? Why......
"Cousin. The little cousin continued to speak, and he looked at Xu Le with a very sympathetic and admiring look: "You are really a warrior. ”
"How do you say?" in front of life. Xu Le was also stunned, he cautiously stared at the place where the blade flashed, trying not to stimulate the little ghost in front of him.
"All kinds of aspects!" The little cousin actually folded his hands and silently worshiped Xu Le.
"Hey, I'm not a bodhisattva, can you not worship me? I feel uncomfortable! Also, what about my mother? Where is she?" Xu Le shook his body, trying to use his wisdom and courage to escape from this bondage like the strong man in the movie.
The little cousin's body shook, as if he remembered something serious. He sat back in his original position and worked silently.
"Hey, don't ignore me! No, even if you don't want to ignore me. You have to put me down from the place first!The blood can't circulate, I'm dizzy~"
"Cousin, what is the women's bathroom like?" the little cousin asked quietly.
"How do I know?" Xu Le rolled his eyes: "If you want to see it, you won't go to see it yourself? Doesn't my school have a bathhouse specially used for athletes? And the swimming pool......
This guy really doesn't know anything? Let's put a little bit of a question mark.
"Goodbye. The little cousin heard footsteps outside the door. He glanced at Xu Le very sympathetically: "Cousin, bless me when you get to that world, I will burn something for you during the New Year's holidays!" You're worth it in your life!...... you dare to do such a thing as voyeurism under your aunt's nose."
"Hey, voyeurism?"
I feel that something is wrong.,Wait a minute!This is not right.,I'm just dizzy by the drug.,How did it become a voyeur?Is there something wrong with this script? It's like a word difference between the inside and the flesh.,Although there's only one word difference.,But for the unicorn arm,It's a difference of 108,000 miles! But think about it and think it's a bit too far-fetched to explain it.,Think about it.,The protagonist is a sluggish ghost.,It's a Yanagishita Megumi with amazing self-control.,This is one of the basic arguments of the meat fan.,But once the protagonist can't hold it.,Really carry a gun and go into battle.,It's a ...... Well, it's not that bad, is it?
"I almost got retracted! I'm not a voyeur......! Ahem, even peeping won't be discovered! I'm betting on my mother's wrinkles!"
A wail that resounded through the heavens and the earth.
The little cousin silently shrank into the corner, not daring to look at the bloody combo that the aunt did to the idiot cousin, it was so terrifying, it was really terrifying............
Okay, Xu Le, who survived, rubbed his ass and thought about it, he probably knew what was going on, Yuan Xiaoyana was really ruthless enough, even if the medicine poured herself, she still had this kind of black hand, if it weren't for her hard skin, she would really want to swim in the River Styx now, right? But even so...... Looking at the panda eyes and bandaged left hand in the mirror, if I went to tell others about my mother's domestic violence now, how many people would believe it?
"Xiaole, the question you asked me to ask for you last time has come to fruition again. Xu Le's mother greeted downstairs.
"Why, old lady...... Mom. ”
"What an example of a cheerful child who suddenly becomes gloomy and taciturn...... Your aunt said that there are many examples, because of the difference of individuals, the reasons for their formation, and the environment, which cannot be solved by a few words alone. Xu Le's mother began to imitate her sister's tone: "For such a situation, the best situation is to seek professional help and treatment as soon as possible...... Your aunt said that the child you are talking about is mentally fragile, and if it continues to delay, it may cause a series of symptoms such as schizophrenia...... Anyway, whose child is that?"
"Is this all that Auntie said?" Xu Le was a little disappointed, he sighed, looking very troublesome: "It's useless, if he doesn't give up treatment, I won't be so troublesome." ”
It's hard to come, but the abominable Chihuahua is still around!
"Your aunt also said that in modern society, there will be some spiritual pressure in everyone's hearts, but under normal circumstances, it will not exceed that critical point, so it is not a big deal. But your friend, the most likely reason why he has become abnormal is that he is under too much pressure. ”
"Too much pressure?" Xu Le shook his head with a wry smile: "It's just a heartless stupid." Forget it, Mom, I went up to endorse it, I haven't touched an English book for a few days, and I have a little insomnia. ”
Hey, hey, are English books a tool you use to treat insomnia?Hurry up and apologize to all the English teachers in the world!Wait, it's almost midnight, we haven't had a good sleep quality lately, we have to find an English dictionary to memorize~ (To be continued......)