Chapter 154: Carrying the banner of the protagonist
The forest was still quite dim, Xu Le frowned, and walked with difficulty along the place where the sound came from, it was really strange, these big trees were so eerie and weird......? How vigorous is it? How long has it been since it was transplanted, and the roots of the tree that swirled in the soil seemed to be about to break through the soil.
After walking for a while, and then turning a corner, Xu Le really saw the familiar figure.
"Hey, Xiaoya......"
"Also, yes, Fang Shou, do you know? Xu Le, that guy was almost arrested by the teacher for cheating in the final exam! Have you always thought that he had good grades and didn't need to cheat? Hahaha, it was really funny at the time, I was in the same classroom with him for the exam, Xu Le's guy was sitting in the first row, and he didn't know what the wind was pumping at that time, so he picked up a strange thing and handed it to the classmates behind him, and asked very seriously if he was handsome, hahaha~"
Hey, hey, it's not a good habit to say bad things about good friends behind your back! Xu Lehei really made a face, resisted the urge to roar when he saw injustice, and continued to walk towards their position. The original incident was really an accident, as a scholar, he wouldn't do such a tasteless thing as cheating like Fang Shou, here's the thing, in the original exam, Xu Le filled in the test paper early, and because it was not yet time to hand in the paper, he suddenly became playful, picked up the pen in his hand, and drew a comic character that he thought was very perfect.
Well, it is perfect, powerful, confident, handsome, in order to highlight the domineering of the character, Xu Le also confidently equipped the character with a Fang Tian painting halberd.
"We were all stunned at the time, and we didn't know what the stickman with the toothpick was so handsome......"
"It's not a stickman! That's the perfect protagonist that I set up after thinking and meditating!" Xu Le looked unhappy, hearing someone slander his natal role. He can't continue to tolerate it, just like most teenagers have a chivalrous and righteous dream, walking the rivers and lakes, Xu Leke sketched out the fantasy of himself with the brush in his hand!: "Also, that's not a toothpick, it's Fang Tian's halberd, Fang Tian's halberd! Such a domineering weapon is so unbearable for you to say, it will cry." ”
After waiting for a while, Xu Le didn't get the complaint he wanted from Fang Shou, and Yuan Xiaoya let out a long sigh when she saw her. A look of trouble: "There's a very troublesome guy here, stickman painter." ”
"Hey, are you looking down on stickman? No, I'm not a stickman painter!"
"......" The smile on Yuan Xiaoya's face froze, she didn't speak, but turned her head to look behind her.
Xu Le frowned and looked at her gaze. Only to find that in the darkness hidden in the shade of the tree, there was a person who was silently leaning against the tree, quietly, like. It's like a ghost!
"Wow!" Xu Le was taken aback, what the hell was in broad daylight? He hadn't noticed this black figure since just now, if it wasn't for Yuan Xiaoya's reminder, he would definitely ignore this weird thing, right? When Xu Le looked at it carefully for a while, he asked in disbelief: "You, are you Fang Shou?"
"......" eyes slowly opened. He glanced at Xu Le blankly, and then closed it again.
"Xiaoya, is this guy Fang Shou?" Xu Le couldn't believe his eyes, so he had to turn to his friend on the side: "It can't really be him, right?
"......" A sad look flashed on Yuan Xiaoya's face, but she quickly returned to her original state, she gently pushed Xu Le aside, and said softly: "Don't make a mess." That's what he looked like when I found him, and I don't know why, so you go first, and then ...... when he's better."
Pushed aside, Xu Le didn't say anything, he carefully looked at this Fang Shou in front of him, this Fang Shou who seemed to have integrated all the breath into this woods, giving people a sense of loneliness and wild ghosts, how could he not connect with the optimistic and cheerful bastard friend he knew, and he was giggling and looking at the inappropriate scene for children.
"Fang Shou, let's not talk about Xu Le, that guy, let's talk about this summer vacation, you know? There will be a big music party in the city center in another month, let's go and see it together, okay? Although you are not interested in Xiao Yushen and Korean sticks, the sisters who accompany the dancers are very beautiful! The figure is also very good, let's go and see it together? If we go together, we will ...... together."
It's like an autistic child.
Xu Le let out a long sigh, and when he saw the few bottles of drinks placed next to Yuan Xiaoya, he was not polite, grabbed one of the bottles, opened it with a brush, and drank it with a bang, this damn weather, although it was not in the three major ovens, but this heat was also unbearable for mortals!
"You...... Drink that water?" Yuan Xiaoya stopped what she was doing, and looked at Xu Le who was holding the drink bottle with a strange expression.
"Huh? because it's too hot. Xu Le shook the bottle and pouted unhappily: "What's the matter, even if it's not the guy you like, it's also your childhood sweetheart, can't you invite me to a bottle of water?"
"I don't want to admit my relationship with you, but that's not the problem. Yuan Xiaoya's face became more and more weird: "Do you feel a little dizzy now, want to sleep or something, or see a deceased relative waving to you in the distance?"
"That's heat stroke, isn't it, it's going to die, right?" Xu Le rolled his eyes, sat behind Yuan Xiaoya, crossed his arms, and asked seriously, "How is Fang Shou now?"
"Not so good. Yuan Xiaoya smiled bitterly: "I have been talking to him for so many days, and he has not answered me once, and you see...... If I hadn't followed him every day, I would have almost found him hiding in this place, and I would have ...... him."
"Also, this guy is the best at hiding his aura when he does certain things. Xu Le shook his head and looked at the little friend who closed his eyes and didn't say a word: "This guy shouldn't be out of love, right? Think about it, what can make a man change a lot and become decadent, besides women and spirits?"
"Have you ever drunk?" Yuan Xiaoya narrowed her eyes: "Auntie ordered me at the beginning." If you dare to learn a little from someone else, smoke, fight, and drink, let me break your legs!"
"Am I his own son? Forget it, it doesn't matter now, Fang Lin is very worried. Xu Le thought for a moment: "Xiaoya, you have known this idiot longer than me, has he ever been like this before? I mean, has he become so gloomy and abnormal?"
Yuan Xiaoya closed her eyes, and the empty eyes of the little boy couldn't help but float in her mind again, she originally thought that she would not see him like that again, and originally thought that the original scene was just a nightmare. I didn't expect that after a few years, I would see such a Fang Shou again. Yuan Xiaoya nodded first, then shook her head again, and gave Xu Le a very vague answer.
Xu Le rolled his eyes, rolled up, and asked Yuan Xiaoya, "I said, this kind of thing can't be solved by our two little ghosts, right? Do you want to tell Father Fang? or let the doctor take a look?"
"As a last resort, don't use drugs. Yuan Xiaoya smiled bitterly: "And Father Fang is already busy enough, let him worry about Fang Shou's affairs at this time." Fang Shou himself won't agree, right? Let's figure it out for ourselves. ”
"Hey, I'm not interested in that guy so I don't want to waste all my time on this idiot. Xu Le turned around in a dashing manner, leaving a confident back: "Besides, you are here." I'm relieved. ”
Yuan Xiaoya rolled her eyes, she felt very speechless about this Xu Le, of course she knew that Xu Le would not leave Fang Shou alone like this, no matter if he really liked this kind of handsome-sounding line. A long time ago, he liked to use some strange "quotes" to express his feelings, just like now.
However, follow Fang Shou a urine sex. Xu Le also had a buff on his body that was handsome for no more than five seconds, and he saw that his right foot had just stepped forward, and the whole person stood still as if he had been pointed.
"Hey, the resistance is good. Yuan Xiaoya's self-talk floated into Xu Le's ears leisurely: "The effect of the medicine only occurs at this time, but I put a lot of sleeping pills ......"
"You, you say ......"
"Originally, I wanted Fang Shou to drink. Yuan Xiaoya sighed, and didn't even look at this unlucky guy: "But forget it, let's do it first." There are about six hours until sunset...... Xu Le, if you don't want to be really captured by a female ghost or something, wake up before sunset!"
This guy is too ruthless, isn't he? What kind of sunset female ghost, it's all nonsense, but from her words, Xu Le can see that this childhood sweetheart doesn't mean to take care of himself at all, and he completely wants to put himself here to fend for himself! Don't do this, right? Even if the situation is abnormal, don't take action against yourself, an innocent passerby! I, I'm really innocent!
But ah, Fang Shou, you are really making a big fuss, as a dead sister, you would let your sister be so worried, and you would make that calm Yuan Xiaoya become so, so ruthless......
Yuan Xiaoya glanced at Xu Le, who was lying on the ground unconscious, turned around and looked at Fang Shou seriously: "Fang Shou, do you want to drink some water?"
As she spoke, she handed over the drink that Xu Le had drunk.
Of course, Fang Shou didn't pay attention to her......
When Xu Le woke up, it was already seven or eight o'clock in the evening, and after waking up, he immediately felt that something was wrong, why did he have a feeling of vague steps and fluttering immortals? Also, what was the feeling of being unable to move and being restrained? Could it be that the female ghost had caught herself?
Xu Le's face couldn't help but turn pale.
"Yo, cousin, are you awake?"
Xu Le looked at it fixedly, isn't this his bastard cousin who knows the wind and the rudder the most? This morning, he turned his head and sold himself to his mother, but he still can't forget it. This kid has his own shameless demeanor at a young age, how can he get it in the future?
"You were also captured by a female ghost?"
The cousin's face turned pale, and he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, you are the only one who was arrested, and I am innocent!"
"Cut, what are you doing now?" Xu Le turned his head unhappily, only to realize that he had been tied into a dumpling and hung in the air: "Hey, hey, what's going on? Why am I tied up like this? Let me go down, let me go down!!
"Stop yelling. The little cousin glanced at Xu Le very sympathetically. Then he was busy with his own affairs: "Auntie said that you haven't used a lesson for too long, and Pi has already been kind to an unbelievable realm." One ruler is not enough, no, I'm busy making a few more......"
"Wait a minute, auntie, my mother? my mother hung me here?" Xu Le's face turned red: "What the hell is that bastard old woman doing! How can my seven-foot man be treated so humiliatingly? What about that dead old woman? Tell me where she is, I will fight her for 300 rounds!"
"Who are you going to fight for 300 rounds?"
"With that old lady, of course...... Dear mother, can you put me down first? No matter what, I am your biological son, such a shameful character is enough to have a Fang Shou in the whole book, I am just a very ordinary junior high school student!"
"Who did you just say you were going to fight three hundred rounds against?" Xu Le's mother was a person who read poetry and books. At least on the surface, it seems like this, a perfect OL full of intellectual atmosphere, although he has entered his thirties, he is completely a twenty-year-old newcomer...... Of course, if there wasn't a looming statue of Shura behind her, there wouldn't be a murderous aura wrapped around her body......
"Cousin, admit it. "The little cousin's body is constantly trembling, poor boy, he must have a very pitiful story: "Before my aunt decides to feed you to the dog......"
"So what do you want me to recognize?" Xu Le cried with a sad face: "This rhythm is not right." Why should Fang Shou's bad luck happen to me? Mom, I was wrong! Please forgive me!"
"Oh, what's wrong with you?"
"You shouldn't tell me the fact that you're an old woman. ”
The Xu family, there was a very tragic massacre that night, and I was the only witness present. The little cousin's soul was greatly traumatized, and he never expected that the aunt would be such a terrifying person when she was angry, thinking of the blood mist scattered in all directions. Thinking of the helpless cry of that idiot cousin......
"Why are you still alive, cousin?" At breakfast time, the little cousin who had completed his homework looked at Xu Le in front of him, whose face was covered with OK bandages and his head was wrapped in layers of bandages. Praised: "What a vigorous vitality, cousin, one of our summer vacation homework is observation homework, can you do me a favor?"
"Can I help you find insects?" Xu Le raised his right hand, which was almost broken, very sad: "People often say that if you don't die in a great disaster, you will have a blessing, I hope it's true." Also, isn't that kind of observation homework just a casual fill-in? It's really not okay to spend a bit, anyway, the little ghosts are so powerful now, who would seriously study the subject? ”
"No, it's just a few more deaths. “
"Dead open!"
After hurriedly picking up a few bites of food, Xu Le walked towards the door.
"Where are you going?"
"Find Fang to guard them!" Xu Le's hand on the doorknob paused slightly, and he thought of the little friend who was full of abnormalities, but he quickly adjusted his mood, he shook his head, and asked the old mother in the kitchen: "Old woman, does your aunt work in the hospital?"
"Do you want to die again?"
"Then ......" Xu Leyu asked hesitantly, "Is there a psychiatrist over there......?"
He is not Yuan Xiaoya, so he doesn't have so much effort to continue to consume with an idiot, for the idiot who gives up treatment, as long as he uses the most simple and crude method to solve it! Fang Shou continues to go crazy, and the people involved are not only Yuan Xiaoya, but also the sister who is related to him, and ...... Who's coming?
"Bad fate. Sure enough, the two of them stayed in the same place where they stayed yesterday again, and Xu Le's face was sad: "What did I do in my last life to be tied to this bastard......?" Iniquity!"
It's still yesterday, chattering Yuan Xiaoya and Yuan Xiaoya, who has been sitting in the shadows and not saying a word.
Giving up treatment is not necessarily because there are not enough beds.
Xu Le watched quietly for a while, his fists clenched involuntarily.
Fang Shou, you idiot, how long do you have to let others worry about you, look at Yuan Xiaoya, her heart is already very tired, look at your sister, she is so worried that she cried because of you. It doesn't matter what happens to you in school, no matter what kind of setbacks you have......
As a man, you don't even have the courage to take it alone......
I'm going to wake you up!
"Ah, Xiaoya, I'm here again. Xu Le squinted his eyes and said hello to Yuan Xiaoya.
"Your wounds...... Did you really run into a female ghost?"
"No, uh, I can't say it's not. Xu Le smiled, he slowly walked to Yuan Xiaoya's side, looking down at his former best friend: "How is Fang Shou's condition?"
"It's still the same. Yuan Xiaoya shook her head, he had been with Fang Shou for so many days, talking to him, he was really a little tired: "Do you want to have a drink?"
"Do you think I'm going to be tricked twice?" (To be continued......)