Chapter 421: Absolute, Really Absolute!
Sarcasm and ridicule hit like a tsunami, and even people who wanted to get close to Li Siwen a few minutes ago joined in, interpreting the three words of wall grass to the fullest.
Ph.D. in economics?
Sanyo executives?
However, Erer is in vain.
But does Li Siwen care? No, because this is his fictitious identity after all, but there is one thing he cares about extraordinarily, saying that he is worse than Lan Xinzheng? This is equivalent to saying that the businessmen on the mainland are not as good as the businessmen on Taiwan Island, how can this kind of face be lost?
Therefore, Li Siwen suddenly stopped, but did not look back, Zheng Jiayu on the side seemed to realize something, and reminded in a low voice: "Forget it." ”
"Count? I don't have that word in my dictionary. Li Siwen smiled, with a little disdain and ripples, and then a penetrating voice resounded throughout the audience: "I didn't answer just now because I don't disdain to be in the company of people who come up with this kind of question, but if the bosses want me to give an answer, I won't refuse." ”
Li Siwen said, slowly turned around, the young and handsome face was in stark contrast to the many elderly bigwigs on the scene, there was no trace of the frivolity that should have appeared at this age, and even seemed mature and stable than everyone, especially the arrogance and self-confidence flowing in the bones, completely crushing everyone.
"Bosses, it's easy to sell shampoo to bald heads, you just need to tell each other that the product in your hand can play a role in hair growth, hehe."
An answer, a sneer, as if laughing at everyone's stupidity and attitude of falling with the wind, when his sneer slowly ended, the scene instantly quieted down, and everyone's eyes widened in surprise.
Because this seems to be an unreasonable and fraudulent answer, it just paraphrases the most despicable means in business, and it just takes the meaning of the word business to the extreme, and the business philosophy contained in this sentence is completely beyond all the answers just now.
Maybe it sounds to outsiders that what Li Siwen said is just a very despicable method, but insiders understand that the people who can think of this method are definitely the experience accumulated after many years of crawling and rolling in the business sea.
Awesome, can only be described in two short words, it is difficult for everyone to describe the shock in their hearts in a short time, but their eyes have shown that all the ridicule and sarcasm not long ago have become shame at this moment, and some people don't even dare to look directly at Li Siwen, and quietly move back.
And Wan Long and Lan Xinzheng, who were in front, also lowered their heads unconsciously, which was a manifestation of recognition, especially Wang Jianbo, who had sworn to advocate Lan Xinzheng's plan before, and patted them one by one, but after hearing Li Siwen's plan, he was directly dumbfounded.
Because Lan Xinzheng is just a decent answer, although it is excellent, but it lacks a feeling that makes people shine, but Li Siwen's answer is different, this kind of sword goes sideways, and the unexpected answer is the most respected trend in business.
To describe it in a more advanced sentence, in this era, Li Siwen's ideas are at the forefront of the times, and in two words, this is called avant-garde.
Therefore, while belittled the question, Li Siwen gave a killer answer, at this moment, who dares to despise him? Who would dare to question him? Even Wan Long and the others could only hide backwards with a disgraced face.
Li Siwen looked at everyone's expressions, and the smile on his face became even worse, as if he was laughing at everyone and the whole world.
Fight with me?
Are you worthy?
He just had to say this, but because of the occasion, he still left a little thin noodles for everyone, looked at Wan Long, and said lightly: "Wan Dong, this is just a dinner party, what tricks are there, you should wait for tomorrow's expo to use it, at that time, I am very much looking forward to playing with you, a leading enterprise in ham sausages." ”
"Vice President Shen, I have a headache, so I'll go back and rest first." Li Siwen said, took Zheng Jiayu's hand, and strode away outside the venue.
And when Shen Hu reacted, Li Siwen had already disappeared, and he couldn't help patting his thigh: "You guys, you guys, one by one are too angry, you have such a good opportunity to communicate with Mr. Li more, why make such a fuss." ”
Shen Hu didn't say Wanlong directly, but the attitude of meaning was already very clear, and Wanlong could only laugh awkwardly on the side, unable to say anything.
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In the taxi, Zheng Jiayu looked at Li Siwen with a look of adoration, his big eyes were like lanterns, and there was a light flashing inside.
"Absolutely, really absolutely, how did you come up with the answer?" Zheng Jiayu dragged his chin and muttered: "Tricking bald shampoo can grow hair, oh my God, why didn't I think of it?" Every bald head must have fantasized about what it looks like to have hair, and that's simply a perfect answer to the point of impeccable. ”
"If this question is put in a few decades, there are not a few people who can think of the answer, but now everyone's thinking still has certain limitations." Li Siwen replied softly.
"You can't travel from the future, do you? I found that your mind is completely different from ours. Zheng Jiayu looked at Li Siwen and asked.
"If I said I came from the future, would you believe it?"
Li Siwen asked rhetorically.
"Bah, of course I don't believe it, who would believe your nonsense."
Zheng Jia said.
"Then you still ask about this kind of non-nutritious words."
Li Siwen laughed.
"I'm just curious about how your brain grows, I really want to open it and take a look, and there is one more thing, what is the situation with that reporter Gu? What exactly did you tell him? How can you get confused with those few sentences of broken Japanese? ”
Zheng Jiayu hurriedly asked: "I've been thinking about this for a long time, but I haven't figured it out. ”
"Actually, it's very simple, just give money." Li Siwen pursed his lips and smiled: "No matter how good Reporter Gu's work is, it is only three or five hundred yuan a month, he is only here to help, and he is not Wanlong's personal translator, so I completed this transaction in a few words." ”
"Say, say, what did you say?"
Zheng Jiayu asked nervously.
"At first, he said to death you Marseille, Mile Whoosh...... Something or something. It should say, excuse me, Mr. Li...... I don't know what that means.
I only replied with the phrase 'dog sei one response' which means five thousand yuan. ”
"Five thousand dollars?"
Zheng Jiayu was stunned.
"Yes, and he, apparently not knowing what I meant, asked, and I said 'Dog sei should swish, Tasi K drops to be stopped!' The translation of this sentence is, give you 5,000 yuan to help me.
However, judging from the expression of reporter Gu, there should be a kind of disdain in addition to surprise, but I then said the second number, 'One hit!' That is, ten thousand.
But he didn't seem to be satisfied, so I just said 'ancient blindness', fifty thousand.
Just imagine, his monthly salary is only three or five hundred yuan, but if I give him 50,000 yuan, do you think he will not help me? At this price, let alone help me lie, even if I ask him to slap Wanlong, he will do it. ”