On the afternoon of the holiday, the bubble tea shop near the university is full, and the smell of milk tea wanders among the young college students who want to die by their studies, and even the air seems to be filled with the smell of unfinished papers.

Lu Rulu took a sip of milk tea calmly, and looked at the junior opposite with a smile: "I'm sorry, I didn't hear it clearly just now." ”

The apprentice's name is Yuan Jiujiu, and he is in the same major. Yuan Jiujiu has been struggling with the thesis for a long time, and he kindly helped the younger brother solve several thorny problems, and the younger brother who successfully completed the thesis was moved to ask him out to drink milk tea. Then, just now, the junior asked him a question.

"Can you ask again?" Lu Rulu asked very politely, "What do you want me to do with you?" ”

Yuan Jiujiu's cheeks were slightly red, and he was too shy to look at Lu Rulu: "Senior, you are good-looking, and your grades are good-looking, I like you very much." Yuan Jiujiu swallowed his saliva and plucked up the courage to look directly into Lu Rulu's eyes: "Can you ...... Be my best friend, good sister? ”

Damn, he knew he heard it right!

Lu Rulu slammed the milk tea on the table, put down his quality by the way, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "It's not good, sister, you're big, I'm straight!" ”

Yuan Jiujiu's eyes widened violently: "Huh? ”

"Straight man, understand?" Lu Rulu raised his index finger and straightened it up, "I can still reluctantly consider being a brother, being your sister?" I'm sorry, I'm afraid I'll have to wait until I have a reincarnation in my next life. ”

Yuan Jiujiu looked at a loss: "But, how is it possible?" Senior, how can you be straight? ”

If it weren't for Yuan Jiujiu's unintentional intention, Lu Rulu would have scolded a fool: "How is it impossible?" ”

Yuan Jiujiu blurted out: "If you are straight, why do you mix with a bunch of gay men every day?" If you're straight, why don't you have a straight boyfriend?! ”

Lu Rulu: "......"

Lu Rulu has always felt that in life, there are not many friends. Having four good brothers is the most perfect state, plus he has a total of five people, he can form a basketball team, he can play 5v5 fair competition mobile games, and when he plays mahjong, there is still one person left to be a cheerleader for them.

After going to college, it took him three years to finally gather four brothers who could trust his life and game accounts. Ah, a bright future and friendship beckoned to him!

However, he never expected that the combination of five good brothers inexplicably evolved into a combination of two young couples and a single dog - his four good brothers digested internally, and two or two groups of CPs.

Yes, his best friends are all gays, but what's the business with him? It's already miserable to be chased by gay men every day to feed dog food, okay? Fortunately, gay men respect him and will not kiss him in front of him or call him a baby, otherwise he would have spent eight days a week on homophobia.

"I just have four good friends, and they just happen to be gay." Lu Rulu endured his grief and indignation and did not shout out, but said in a rational tone like a science student engaged in scientific research: "And they didn't bend when I became friends with them." ”

Yuan Jiujiu's eyes became complicated, with an expression of "Do you think I believe in you, or do you believe that giant pandas will eat hot pot": "Do you mean that your friends were all straight men, and then after they became friends with you, they bent one by one?" So senior, are you the kind of physique that can bend your friends wherever you go? ”

Lu Rulu felt that he was going crazy: "It's not me who broke it, help, it was they who looked at each other and bent themselves!" I don't like men, why should I break them! ”

After some careful consideration, Yuan Jiujiu nodded approvingly: "Yes." Senior, I believe you're straight. ”

Lu Rulu, who had difficulty clarifying his sexual orientation, breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank you." ”

Yuan Jiujiu said again: "Otherwise, even if you want to bend your friends, you won't bend four at once, and you will still be single in the end." ”

Lu Rulu lost his expression in an instant: "I usually don't scold people easily, but you are a fool." ”

Seeing that Senior Shuai was really about to leave, Yuan Jiujiu hurriedly apologized to Lu Rulu. Although his senior name is a little awkward, the three words "Lu Rulu" are not at all like the name of the male protagonist of the novel, but his other configurations are no worse than the male protagonist in youth romance novels. He doesn't need to be dressed up to be very refreshing and good-looking, and he doesn't need to be grandiose to attract the attention of others, like a brother next door who is your childhood sweetheart, even if he accidentally gets his hair cut by the barber and is not so handsome, and is laughed at, it is definitely not to laugh at him for being ugly, but to laugh at him for being unlucky and laughing at him for being a clear and stupid college student.

In the end, Yuan Jiujiu invited dessert and swore poisonously: "Don't worry, senior, if there are rumors that you are a gay man in the future, I will rush up and tear their mouths!" From now on, you are my only sister...... The only brother! ”

Lu Rulu took a big bite of the doughnut with a black line on his face: "It's not necessary." I've had enough gay brothers, I just want to make straight guys now, thank you. ”

Yuan Jiujiu was shocked when he heard this: "Senior, how did you guess that I was a gay man?" ”

Lu Rulu's expression was numb: "What do you say?" ”

Why do you need to guess this? You're going to be sisters to me!

Yuan Jiujiu's misunderstanding is actually reasonable. Lu Rulu is a little famous in college, partly because of his good looks, and partly because of his four brothers, who are two gay men who have come out publicly, each of whom is good-looking and has its own merits. Handsome guys coming out of the closet is a thing worth talking about in any university, and it is not only girls who knock CP, but also many boys like Yuan Jiujiu. According to the name and position of each gay man, CP fans happily call them "Lan Shu" and "Ning Cheng".

The combined photos of "Lan Shu" and "Ning Cheng" often appear on the school intranet, and each photo is so sweet and eye-catching, the only fly in the ointment is that there will be a sparkling light bulb in 60% of the photos.

"Lan Shu" went to the restaurant for a candlelight dinner and invited the light bulb by the way, but the little couple was sweet and sweet, and the light bulb buried his head in the cooking.

"Ning Cheng" didn't want the light bulb to be bored on the weekend, so he invited him to go to the movies together. After the movie, the young couple opened their room, leaving a light bulb and walking alone on the way back to the bedroom.

…… Etcetera.

Under normal circumstances, the existence of the light bulb will definitely disgust CP fans, but the light bulb is good-looking, lonely and so handsome, sometimes it looks very pitiful, CP fans gradually have some kind of indescribable weird feelings towards him, looking at him is like looking at the only dog in the cat pile, a little pity, a little want to laugh, and a little "dog, don't you have other friends, why do you want to practice yourself like this" question.

Of course, Lu Rulu had other friends, but those were general friends, and they couldn't be compared to his lifelong friendship with gay men. Gay men also care about him as a friend, and don't want him to feel left out, so they often accompany him, and they will call him if there is anything delicious and fun, and he occasionally doesn't want to go to gay people and is not happy.

Over time, Lu Rulu became famous. People like Yuan Jiujiu will think that this handsome guy hangs out with gay men every day, then he must be a gay man too!

"Senior, with all due respect." When leaving the bubble tea shop, Yuan Jiujiu asked curiously, "You always play with two pairs of gays, won't there be any psychological shadow?" ”

Lu Rulu sighed and looked up at the sky gloomily: "Alas, how to say this kind of thing, four words: just get used to it." ”

He still remembers how big his head was when he accidentally bumped into "Ning Cheng" kissing in the dormitory for the first time. And now, let alone kissing, even if one day after he bumps into gay men, he feels that he can face it without moving.

Habit is such a scary thing.

Yuan Jiujiu's sympathy and apology for Lu Rulu turned into delicious snacks, and Lu Rulu couldn't finish eating, so he packed a box of egg tarts and returned to the dormitory.

The dormitory conditions of their university for two people are enough to make college students all over the country envious, and Lu Rulu even lived in his 418 dormitory as a luxury single room. His roommate, who is also his best friend, was abducted early by the cute elementary school brother who lives in dormitory 419 opposite. The pair of "Lan Shu" gay men have moved out to live together, and the current 419 dormitory, like 418, only one person lives - the "city" in the CP of "Ningcheng", Chucheng.

Lu Rulu wanted to share the egg tarts he brought back with his dear boyfriend, but as soon as he walked to the door of 419, he didn't have time to knock on the door, and suddenly noticed that there seemed to be some unusual movement inside 419.

The soundproofing of their dormitory is good, but what is even better is Lu Rulu's hearing. It is no exaggeration to say that his hearing has deteriorated to the level of being an agent in the Intelligence Bureau, and even through a door, he can accurately distinguish two kinds of sounds in SCP-419: one crunching when the bed board shakes, and the other ...... It is the rapid gasping of the boy who still sprints hard when he is exhausted. The two echo each other and complement each other, making people immersed and difficult to extricate themselves.

Outside the 419 gate, Lu Rulu was carrying an egg tart, messy in the wind.

It seems that what he feared has finally happened. He had long expected that there would be such a day, a male college student about twenty years old, with strong blood, and living alone in a dormitory, it was too normal to bring his boyfriend to the dormitory to make love.

He really understands, but can he not let him hear it? He hasn't cultivated enough to listen to the gay scene and still be in danger!

Lu Rulu took a deep breath, stuffed an egg tart into his mouth to suppress the shock, and then took out his mobile phone to send WeChat to Chu Cheng. Just look at him typing earnestly: [Cheng, listen to the advice of the senior, engage in more pure love, it is good for the body. 】

Lu Rulu sent out the news, thinking that when they were done, they should be able to see their kind admonition, but he didn't expect that before he could turn around and leave, he couldn't say anything, and the door of 419 opened suddenly. Chu Cheng was naked, wearing a pair of drawstring sports shorts, standing at the door sweating profusely, his wheat-colored abs shiny.

Chu Cheng panted and asked, "Brother Lu, what do you mean by the WeChat you sent me?" ”

Lu Rulu glared at him and asked in shock, "...... So fast? ”

Chu Cheng wiped the towel on his shoulder indiscriminately: "Hurry?" I've been doing it for over an hour. ”

Lu Rulu hurriedly waved his hand: "You don't have to emphasize this with me, and I won't give your boyfriend an award." ”

Chu Cheng was a little confused: "What's the matter with my boyfriend?" ”

Lu Rulu realized that something was wrong, he glanced behind Chu Cheng, and did not see the figure of the second person: "What were you doing just now?" ”

Chu Cheng said as a matter of course: "I'm exercising." ”

Lu Rulu was silent for two seconds, and then roared angrily: "How can anyone exercise the bed to creak!" ”

Chu Cheng roared inexplicably: "Why are you murdering me?" Do you do sit-ups in bed without a sound?! ”

Lu Rulu almost didn't come up in one breath. He closed his eyes, pinched the middle of the man for a moment, folded his hands, and pleaded sincerely: "My fault, I misunderstood. But please don't always make things that are misleading—I'm sensitive. ”

Chu Cheng was stunned, looked Lu Rulu up and down, and asked, "Where are you very sensitive?" ”

"Here." Lu Rulu pointed to his brain with a serious expression, "I'm very sensitive to your gay tricks. ”

Chu Cheng was confused: "Huh? ”

Lu Rulu stuffed the remaining egg tarts into Chu Cheng's arms, and returned to his 418 dormitory with heavy steps. At this time, a new message popped up on his mobile phone, which was WeChat sent by Yuan Jiujiu.

Yuan Jiujiu: [By the way, senior, since you are the only single dog among young couples, you must usually eat less dog food. 】

Why do you need to ask?

Lu Rulu: [What do you say? I eat more dog food than you eat! 】

Yuan Jiujiu: [It's so pitiful, senior, do you want to consider joining our association? 】

Lu Rulu: [What association? 】

Yuan Jiujiu: [It's the Single Dog Protection Association.] 】

Lu Rulu: [?] 】

Yuan Jiujiu: [Single Dog Protection Association, a hundred years of ingenuity, sincerely invited, for you who are single - escort! ] 】

There is no shortage of societies and associations in universities. Lu Rulu was young and ignorant in his freshman year, thinking that he could stick to the routine of his junior year of high school, in order to make himself healthy and sunny, he confidently joined the morning jogging club, and then he was stunned that he had not participated in the club's activities and assemblies once. Since then, he has self-consciously quit the morning jogging club and has not joined any other clubs.

"Single Dog Protection Association" Lu Rulu has never heard of it, is this sure that he is not ridiculing the identity of the only single dog in his gay pile? It's too much.

In this regard, Yuan Jiujiu said: [No, of course not, we are a formal association, no different from table tennis, badminton, e-sports, animation and other associations! ] You have to believe me, senior! 】

Subsequently, Yuan Jiujiu gave Lu Rulu a detailed introduction to the situation of the Single Dog Protection Association. For details, please see the VCR -

College student A: "My roommate calls my partner on the phone until 2 a.m. every day, and I'm tortured to the point of nervous breakdown!" I applied for protection from the Single Dog Protection Association with the mentality of treating a dead horse as a live horse doctor, but I didn't expect the association to help me solve this matter without much effort! Now my sleep quality is so good that it explodes every day, and I don't have acne anymore! ”

College student B: "I have a girlfriend who is in love with her brain, and she is still deeply involved in being cheated by a scumbag, so I tried everything to dissuade me to no avail, so I had to turn to the Single Dog Protection Association for help. Now my best friend has been reborn with the help of the association, and after beating the scumbag, she sealed her heart and love, buried herself in her studies, and her grades suddenly jumped to the top ten in her grade! ”

College student C: "I am the constitution of the legendary Lone Star, I have no object, not even friends, and I am most afraid of spending the holiday alone." Since joining the Single Dog Protection Association, every year on Valentine's Day, 520, Tanabata, Christmas I don't have to live alone, I have like-minded single dog friends, all the way together, no regrets! ”

College student A&B&C stretched out his arms to the camera, looked up to the future, and said in unison: "Classmates, join the Single Dog Protection Association!" A hundred years of ingenuity, sincerely invited, for you who are single - escort! ”

After watching the VCR, Lu Rulu: "............" Your college life is too leisurely.

Yuan Jiujiu: [How is it, senior, are you excited? ] I can give you the position of vice president! 】

Lu Rulu: [Not really. 】

Not to mention that his gay brothers are very good to him, he doesn't feel that he needs the protection of others, and he doesn't think that he will definitely be single until he graduates from college. In case when looking for a job in the future, HR asks him if he has participated in club activities during his school years, will he say, "I have participated, I am the vice president of the Glorious Single Dog Protection Association"?

Yuan Jiujiu: [Seniors really don't think about it seriously? Our association is good. 】

Lu Rulu casually found an excuse to refuse: [I'm sorry, I don't have time, I still have to take the public exam.] 】

Yuan Jiujiu was a little disappointed: [Okay, it's a pity. Senior, if you can't stand the dog food one day and want to be protected, please feel free to contact me! 】