Lu Rulu's university can be ranked in the top five in China, the academic atmosphere is strong, the students are not good one by one, his gay friends have their own things to do on weekdays, and there are not many opportunities to feed him dog food. What he needs to be wary of is weekends and holidays, whenever gay men are free, dog food will fly towards him from all directions, making it difficult to guard.

"Brother Lu, Qin Shu asked me to ask you what are the arrangements for the three-day holiday on New Year's Day." Chu Cheng called to the 418 dormitory, "He plans to go to the hot springs and asks if we want to go together, in order to thank him for choking on a cherry terrier last time, we used the Heimlich maneuver to save his life, this time he treated." ”

Qin Shu is the "book" in the CP of "Lan Shu", the primary school brother who abducted Lu Rulu's former roommate.

Hearing the words "hot springs", Lu Rulu looked at me, I'm afraid you're not teasing me. Just imagine that picture, two young couples with their upper bodies bare, soaking in the hot spring wearing only swimming trunks, their cheeks flushed, you and me. A single dog was caught between them, with a serious expression, looking at death as if it were home, and who else would it be.

"Okay, okay, let's play with me like this." Lu Rulu resolutely refused, "Isn't my life my life?" Don't go! ”

Chu Cheng was shocked: "Don't Brother Lu, we can't miss you on Chinese New Year's Eve!" ”

Lu Rulu sneered: "Come on, in the end, you must all be in bed for New Year's Eve, what do you want me to do, do you want to send you supper and paper?" I don't. ”

An athletic man in Chu Cheng suddenly blushed slightly: "Fart!" Who is in bed on New Year's Eve? You don't squirt blood. ”

"I'm not going anyway." Lu Rulu didn't let go at all, "I'd rather die than eat this wave of dog food." ”

"Okay." Chu Cheng turned his head to the mobile phone to convey Lu Rulu's refusal. After a few seconds, he turned back to Lu Rulu and said: "Qin Shu let me tell you that he booked a top luxury hot spring hotel, and the full amount of the cancellation will be deducted, and the room rate for one night is as high as 9999, including a seafood buffet, all-you-can-eat Australian dragon king crab, as well as free essential oil spa, children's playground, private cat café, New Year's Eve fireworks show, ......"

What's what?? Seafood buffet and private cat café!! The room rate of 9999 for one night cannot be refunded?!

Chu Cheng stared at Lu Rulu's face and said to Qin Shu, "Brother Lu's expression tells me that he wants to go again." ”

"You talk to Qin Shu, please ask him to book my room far away from yours." Lu Rulu didn't expect that when he took the initiative to jump up and take a large mouthful of dog food, his tone was full of loneliness after he was willing to fall, "It's best to be separated by ten or eight layers." ”

"How's that going to work!" Chu Cheng enthusiastically slapped Lu Rulu on the back with what he thought was not much strength, and Lu Rulu screamed, "I still want to find you to fight the landlord on Chinese New Year's Eve!" ”

Who wants to fight the landlord with your little couple, is that fighting the landlord, that is clearly teasing me.

After Chu Cheng left, Lu Rulu was silent alone for a long time, and finally sighed, picked up his mobile phone resignedly, and found Yuan Jiujiu's WeChat.

Dead horses should be treated as live horse doctors.

Lu Rulu: [I changed my mind. How can I join your Single Dog Protection Society? 】

Yuan Jiujiu: [When are seniors free? ] Let's talk! 】

Lu Rulu and Yuan Jiujiu made an appointment at the bubble tea shop where they last met. Yuan Jiujiu was extremely excited that the association could attract high-quality members like Lu Rulu, and he quickly took out a membership application form and a pen: "Senior, please fill this out first." ”

Lu Rulu glanced at it roughly, and it was all some basic personal information.

Name: Lu Rulu

Gender: 20 years old

Age: Male

Date of birth: October 1

Height: 181.73cm

Faculty: Computer

……

Lu Rulu filled out the form absentmindedly while asking Yuan Jiujiu: "Anyway, how many people are in your association now?" ”

Yuan Jiujiu's smiling face froze, his eyes dodged weakly, and he said vaguely: "It's not too much, it's not too little." By the way, senior, do you have any other friends who don't want to fall in love, you can introduce them to join the Single Dog Protection Association with you. ”

Lu Rulu paused: "Wait, do you want me to go offline for the development of the association?" In an instant, countless cases of far-reaching educational significance, and cases of being pulled into the pass/sell bureau by acquaintances surfaced in his mind, and Lu Rulu's heart was full of alarm bells, ", don't you want to pull me into the pass/sell bureau." ”

Yuan Jiujiu immediately put on a straight face: "Senior, how can you think so, there must be more and more members of the association." When our numbers gradually grow, we may be able to punch the Anime Association and kick the Esports Association in the annual Association Alliance Contest next time! ”

Lu Rulu hesitated, and before he could say the sentence "Or I'll think about it again", Yuan Jiujiu grabbed his hand, as if he was afraid that he would run away: "Classmate Lu Rulu, on behalf of all the members of the association, I welcome you to join the Single Dog Protection Association - warm welcome!" ”

"What's that?" A girl's voice sounded coldly behind the two, "Single Dog Protection Society? ”

Yuan Jiujiu was startled, and turned his head to see a girl with a high appearance, with a long black straight shirt and a short skirt, looking more like a high school student. He knew this girl, who was the flower of the department next door, Yu Zuiwei.

Lu Rulu saw the girl and raised her eyebrows: "This is a bit of a coincidence." ”

Yu Zuiwei glanced at the application form placed on the table, and said in shock: "It's not Lu Rulu, you have such a face, how did you get mixed up like this?" Your gender and age are reversed. ”

Lu Rulu looked at it and said, "Thank you for reminding me, what are you doing here?" ”

"I made an appointment with a junior to meet here." Yu Zuiwei looked at Lu Rulu lowering his head and writing with his eyes down, thinking that although this guy's name was a bit awkward, he was indeed handsome when he was not stupid.

Lu Rulu glanced up at the girl, and his eyes were sincere: "I wish you happiness." ”

Yu Zuiwei's heart moved, and she sat down opposite Lu Rulu: "Brother Lu, there is something I want to ask you to help with." ”

Lu Rulu said politely: "Please speak." ”

"The junior I asked for today has always been lukewarm to me, and my love military advisor said that it was best to stimulate him and let him understand his mind." Yu Zuiwei lowered her voice, "So, when the junior brother comes, can you show up as my ex-boyfriend and show jealousy." In this way, he will know that there is no shortage of handsome guys around me, which will create a sense of crisis and urgency. ”

Lu Rulu's expression was complicated: "Your love strategist who let you fall in love with all kinds of different types of handsome guys while you are young, and you are good to show off in front of your old girlfriends when you are old, has not retired yet." With all due respect, this is too bad an idea for me to reject. ”

The girl was unwilling, and tried to soften Lu Rulu by being coquettish: "Brother-"

"I'm sorry, it's useless to call 'brother'." Lu Rulu clasped his hands together and had a serene expression: "I just want to be the perfect ex, the kind that is no different from death." ”

Yu Zuiwei's face stiffened, and she stood up expressionlessly: "Very good, then I won't bother you to join the Single Dog Protection Association, classmate Lu, I wish you and your association a long time and never separate." ”

This face becomes fast, you are your brother when you need you, and you are classmate Lu when you don't need you. Yuan Jiujiu watched Yu Zuiwei leave, and the flame of gossip flashed in his eyes: ", have you ever had a relationship with Tiehua?" ”

"Online dating." Lu Rulu shrugged his shoulders, "I met her in the game, and I was considered a CP, but after only meeting once, I found that my offline personality was incompatible, so I broke up." ”

"Senior, you're doing the right thing!" Yuan Jiujiu gave a thumbs up vigorously, "Wise people don't fall in love, and the widow king has a great deal all the way." There's only one investment in the world that doesn't make a profit, and that's—"

Yuan Jiujiu stopped abruptly halfway through his words, his eyes were like copper bells, and his mouth recited the "Pure Heart Mantra": "The pure heart is like water, the clear water is the heart, the breeze does not rise, and the waves are not alarmed...... The poisonous dragon is gone, and I don't know what to do. ”

Lu Rulu: "? ”

Lu Rulu followed Yuan Jiujiu's gaze, and saw a boy in a sportswear with a sports bag on one shoulder pushing the door and walking in. The boy is very tall, around 190 on visual inspection, with slender and strong calves, and a black sports bracelet tied to his wrist.

The boy looked down at the phone, the black hair on his forehead was slightly broken to block his eyebrows, he seemed to feel Lu Rulu's gaze, and looked in the direction of Lu Rulu.

The two looked at each other, and Lu Rulu's first reaction was: This buddy, he looks really good, he is a little bad and handsome, and he doesn't bother to reply to your message when he looks at it.

Yuan Jiujiu finished reciting the "Pure Heart Mantra" and breathed a long sigh of relief: "Whew, it's okay, I've been purified, and I feel that it's best to be single." Having said that, he still couldn't help but glance at the boy's calf muscles twice, "I don't know what it feels like to touch such a boy." ”

Lu Rulu thought for a while and said: "The body temperature will be higher than ours, the shoulders will be broad and firm, and the abdominal muscles will be one by one, you think it is very hard, but it will actually be softer than you imagined." ”

Yuan Jiujiu's eyes when he looked at Lu Rulu instantly became subtle.

Lu Rulu explained: "Chu Cheng also has muscles, I touched him when he was still a straight man. Lu Rulu was afraid that Yuan Jiujiu would misunderstand the beautiful and pure friendship between him and gay, and added: "But after Chu Cheng had a boyfriend, I didn't even touch his hand!" ”

"Duan Yezhou, here!" Yu Zuiwei, who was sitting by the window, shouted, and the boy nodded at her, walked to her and sat down.

It seems that this is Yu Zuiweiyo's younger brother. Duan Yezhou...... Why are the names of other handsome guys so good, and they are angry.

"Don't look at it," Lu Rulu said coldly, "Look at you again and recite the 'Pure Heart Mantra' again." ”

Yuan Jiujiu hurriedly retracted his gaze and coughed lowly: "As the president of the Single Dog Protection Association, I lost my temper." Senior, may I introduce you to the usual activities of our association? ”

Yuan Jiujiu began to talk endlessly, and Lu Rulu listened to it without a match, and suddenly said: "Alas, it's so miserable." ”

Yuan Jiujiu: "What? ”

Lu Rulu: "Yu Zuiwei was rejected by his junior brother, who said that he was busy with training and had no time to fall in love. ”

Yuan Jiujiu was dumbfounded: "You can hear it from such a distance?" Senior, did you install a bugging device on Yu Zuiwei. ”

Lu Rulu didn't bother to pay attention to him: "The junior also said that he didn't plan to ...... during college" Lu Rulu's eyes widened suddenly, as if a light bulb "ding" on his head.

"You wait for me here," Lu Rulu stood up and said, "I'll come when I go." ”

Yu Zuiwei, whose confession was rejected, was shrouded in great frustration, biting her lip and almost crying. Suddenly, she saw Lu Rulu coming over with her spare eyes, and her heart couldn't help but warm: This person, saying that he didn't want to help me, didn't he come in the end? He really, I cried to death.

Waiting for Lu Rulu to come to the two of them, Yu Zuiwei got up with tears in her eyes: "Senior brother, let me introduce you, this is my ex-boyfriend, Lu Rulu." ”

Duan Yezhou didn't react in particular: "Oh." ”

Lu Rulu stepped forward: "Classmate, take a step to speak." ”

Duan Yezhou: "? ”

Lu Rulu asked: "You just said that you don't plan to fall in love during college, are you serious?" ”

Suddenly being asked this kind of question by the ex-boyfriend of the girl who confessed to him, it is a personal upset. Duan Yezhou glanced at him, and actually smiled: "Does this have anything to do with seniors?" ”

Lu Rulu smiled and was very sincere: "Classmate, you misunderstood, I just wanted to ask you, if you are sure that you don't want to fall in love, do you want to join our Single Dog Protection Association?" ”

The boy was stunned, his blank expression formed a sharp contrast with just now, not so much like a cold sports student who was too lazy to reply to your news, but like a younger brother who can catch up as long as you are willing to stalk, die or live, and cry, make trouble, and hang yourself: "...... Yes? ”

Lu Rulu was surprised to find that he could already recite proficiently: "Single Dog Protection Association, a hundred years of ingenuity, sincerely invited, escort for you who are single!" ”

Yu Zuiwei: ...... What the hell!