7 Chapter 7
Before New Year's Day, there is still a Christmas to celebrate. For young couples, Christmas is no different from Valentine's Day. Lu Rulu was very interested in not asking the gay men about their plans for Christmas, but unexpectedly, the gay men came to him one by one to ask for warmth.
Qin Shu: "1274 and I are going to go to the movies, do you want to be together?" ”
Lu Rulu: "No." ”
Chu Cheng: "Xu Ning wants to take me to see an art exhibition, and we will talk to Brother Lu together." ”
Lu Rulu: "Nope." ”
Qin Shu: "Then you want to spend Christmas alone?" ”
Lu Rulu: "Thinking too much, my brother has an appointment." ”
Chu Cheng & Qin Shu: "With whom???!!! ”
- Comrades with S.D.P.A, of course.
One of the original intentions of S.D.P.A is to bring together single dogs on festivals such as Valentine's Day, 520, Tanabata Festival, etc., so that they can enjoy their own happiness.
On Christmas night, all the members of S.D.P.A. enjoyed a sumptuous takeaway meal in Yuan Jiujiu's rented house outside the school, and then ...... Sit on the couch and play with your phone.
Lu Rulu swiped a few videos of the game up master, and clicked into the circle of friends for a while, and Hong Ziqian's freshly baked circle of friends appeared in front of him:
[You can leave the rest of your life to me for safekeeping, and you can dominate every favorite in my love words*.] Merry Christmas, Baby] is a group photo of nine young couples taken from all angles.
Lu Rulu suddenly felt like a thorn in his back, and immediately locked the screen of his mobile phone, as if he would die a second late.
"Comrades, please put away your mobile phones." Lu Rulu stood up and said in an inspiring revolutionary tone: "We finally got together here tonight, if we just swiped our mobile phones, what difference would it be from every lonely night we lived?" ”
Yuan Jiujiu thought deeply: "What does Brother Lu suggest?" ”
"We can swipe our phones together, such as playing 5v5 fair competition mobile games." Lu Rulu proposed, "I'll pull another single netizen, we can just have five rows." ”
Yuan Jiujiu lost his expression in an instant: "So do we have to put away our phones?" "Yuan hasn't played games with Lu Rulu for a long time, but they talked about games before, and he knows that Lu Rulu is very good at playing games." Brother Li, you said before that you and Yu Zuiwei met in the game, this is the game, right? ”
Lu Rulu nodded, and said without thinking: "Yes, she has something to play auxiliary, and we are on the fifty stars in both rows." ”
"I don't want to touch that game." Duan Yezhou said with interest, his tone could even be called cold: "Let's play something else." ”
The atmosphere became awkward, and Yuan Jiujiu hurriedly played a round: "Find a game that you can play without a mobile phone, my eyes hurt when I look at my mobile phone." ”
Lu Rulu was a little confused.
It's not a junior, if you don't like to beat us, you won't fight, why do you suddenly have a cold face, your expression is a bit like gay men are jealous, do you know?
"Four people, you can play mahjong." Yuan Jiujiu thought for a long time and said, "It's a pity that I don't have mahjong at home." ”
Mi Fei, a girl with no children, shook her head, opened her tote bag in the stunned eyes of the three boys, and took out a box of small mahjong from it.
Yuan Jiujiu: "...... Awesome! ”
Lu Rulu: "Little junior sister, are you Doraemon?" ”
Duan Yezhou: "My sister is so powerful. ”
This "little junior sister" and "sister" were so dizzy that Yuan Jiujiu called the straight man's trick unguardable.
"Feifei, you should record this and send it to your girlfriend, so that she can know how handsome the herbs of Tianya are." Yuan Jiujiu said, "As long as she can bow down to the scumbag, you like Duan Yezhou and Brother Lu will send her one." ”
Mi Fei couldn't help but nod more approvingly.
"There's a question I don't know whether to talk about or not," Lu Rulu spread his hands, "I don't know how to play mahjong." ”
"It's okay," in just one minute, Duan Yezhou's mood seemed to improve again, "We can teach you." ”
Duan Yezhou's smile made Lu Rulu feel complicated, Senior Brother Xindao, can you not be so difficult to understand, if you can't find a reasonable explanation for your behavior, then I'm sorry, I'm going to start narcissistic brain mending again.
The rules of playing mahjong cards are not difficult, Lu Rulu relied on the novice buff, all the way to the spring breeze proudly horseshoe disease, what cards to what cards, ten times to win seven times self-draw, crazy one to eat three, just like open hanging.
In the end, Yuan Jiujiu, Mi Fei and Duan Yezhou all owed Lu Rulu a lot of debts, specifically: Yuan Jiujiu drilled the table fifty times, Mi Fei circled in place for half a minute, and Duan Yezhou did thirty push-ups.
Yuan Jiujiu drilled the table with a big bulge on his forehead, Mi Fei felt the high-speed rotation of the earth, and they sat down in Lu Rulu, who was lazily drinking Coke, left and right, and the three of them sat in rows waiting for the punishment of the "trial" Duan Yezhou.
Duan Yezhou's outfit today is very casual, taking off his long coat, there is only a slim white T inside, and he is not too cold in the winter after wearing such a little, so he threw the coat to Lu Rulu and began to do push-ups. The silver cross dangled with his movements, making Yuan Jiujiu and Mi Fei's lips open wide, and their eyes were confused.
"What a great figure." Yuan Jiujiu swallowed his saliva, "I really want to touch it." ”
"I've touched something similar." Lu Rulu looked at Duan Yezhou's pectoral muscles, and relished other people's pectoral muscles, "I'll tell you, pectoral muscles are like this, they usually feel very soft and elastic, but once they exert force, they are so hard that they can break egg shells." ”
Yuan Jiujiu asked: "Are you touching Chu Cheng again?" ”
Lu Rulu asked rhetorically: "Ah, what not." ”
Yuan Jiujiu was envious and jealous: "I really can't imagine how good Xu Ning eats every day." ”
After doing push-ups, Duan Yezhou kicked up and clapped his hands, his breath was as steady as if he was taking a walk: "Brother Lu, my chest muscles are different from those of Senior Chu Cheng, don't use his blind brain to make up for mine." ”
This is true, there are many kinds of chest muscles and abdominal muscles that everyone loves, such as long-distance running, iron lifting, and basketball, each of which is different. Even if it is the same swimming, the butterfly and breaststroke are not the same. When Duan Yezhou said this, Lu Rulu was really a little curious about the difference between him and Chu Cheng's.
S.D.P.A's Christmas party was a complete success, everyone had a good time, and Yuan Jiujiu proposed that the four of them spend Chinese New Year's Eve together. Lu Rulu told him that he and Duan Yezhou had other arrangements, but Yuan Jiujiu didn't force it, but just instructed: "Then remember to wear the badge of the association with you." ”
Lu Rulu and Duan Yezhou glanced at each other, and both of them saw on each other's faces that they were as entangled as themselves. is not struggling with whether to wear a badge, but struggling with how to tell Yuan Jiujiu euphemistically: Don't think about it, it's impossible.
Lu Rulu pondered the wording: "President, don't you really think that Duan Yezhou and I like to walk around the little couple wearing badges, and there is a dog head wearing sunglasses painted on it, right?" ”
Yuan Jiujiu was very hurt: "Isn't it?" ”
Duan Yezhou lowered his head slightly, leaning towards Lu Rulu: "I thought you had to be tactful." ”
"I'm very tactful," Lu Rulu said, "and I'm called 'President.'" ”
It was already late when the three of them left Yuan Jiujiu's house. As soon as Lu Rulu wanted to say that he would send Mi Fei back, he heard Duan Yezhou say, "Senior sister, do you need me to send you back to the dormitory?" ”
Mi Fei shook his head, then brushed the ground and pulled out a bottle of wolf spray from his bag.
"It's too late, let's send it off." Lu Rulu was still not very reassured, "Anyway, it's not far away." ”
The two sent Mi Fei back to the girls' dormitory. It's time for the curfew soon, and the gate of the women's dormitory is full of slimy little couples, and although Mi Fei is single, she is undoubtedly the most beautiful boy in the whole village. Everyone else has only one, and she has two! Each of them is over 1.8 meters!
Mi Fei walked into the dormitory under the surprised gaze of his classmates, his face calm and calm, and his steps were slightly vain. Among the many onlookers were her best friend and her best friend's disconnected ex-boyfriend. Looking at her best friend's expression that her jaw couldn't close, Mi Fei wanted to tell her: If you are single, you can too.
After sending the girl, Lu Rulu felt that it was time to part ways with Duan Yezhou. He asked Duan Yezhou, "Which building do you live in?" ”
Duan Yezhou said: "42 buildings. ”
and his bedroom just in two directions. Lu Rulu said, "Then I'll go back to the dormitory." ”
The jingle bells rang out nowhere, small snowflakes fell in the sky, and small colorful lights hung on the trees at the entrance of the women's dormitory, and the Christmas atmosphere was just right.
Duan Yezhou stood in front of him, bringing out a white mist when he spoke: "I'll send you?" ”
Lu Rulu: "!! ”
Lu Rulu hadn't found the reason why Duan Yezhou had a cold face when he heard him and Yu Zuiwei playing games in a double row, and when he was puzzled, he was unsurprisingly sensitive when Duan Yezhou asked him like this. He remembered the ambiguous period before 1274 and 4721 dating, and it seemed that they were sent back and forth like this, and finally sent to bed.
"Why would you want to send me?" Lu Rulu panicked, "How can you ask such a question?" How can I, a big man, need you to send? ”
Duan Yezhou: "...... I'll just ask casually. ”
"Don't just ask! It's not that you don't know, I'm ...... It's so much or something. ”
"Goodbye," Duan Yezhou turned around and left, without the slightest nostalgia, "Brother Sensitive." ”