After such a toss, tonight's swimming class officially failed.

Duan Yezhou took Lu Rulu, who was soaked all over, to the special locker room for the school swimming team, and asked him to quickly take off his wet clothes, take a hot shower, and then change into dry clothes.

So the question is, where did Lu Rulu get the dry clothes? He had a pair of dry swim trunks.

"I have a spare set of clothes in the locker to support you temporarily." Duan Yezhou said.

Lu Rulu hesitated for a moment and sighed resignedly: "Thank you." ”

If the ambiguous behavior of men and men is divided into three levels according to the degree of ambiguity: A, S, and SSR, then wearing each other's clothes definitely belongs to the S level.

Before, when he saw a boy wearing another boy's clothes, his first reaction must have been that they had a hard time, such as falling into a mud puddle, losing the truth or dare, or being too lazy to do the laundry and really didn't have clean clothes to wear.

Now, he has seen many tricks of gay men, and when he sees a boy wearing another boy's clothes, he can only think: them?

Therefore, it makes sense that those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black, and his brain is no longer the innocent brain that he was at the beginning. However, in the current situation, unless he wanted to freeze to death on the cold campus in winter and be on the hot search the next day, he couldn't refuse Duan Yezhou's clothes.

Hot water poured down from the top of the head, and the whole body was warm, and the discomfort of choking gradually dissipated. Through a curtain, Lu Rulu heard Duan Yezhou say, "I'll put the clothes outside for you." Jeans, sweatshirts, and a down jacket......" Duan Yezhou paused, and said casually: "And a pair of underwear." ”

Inside the curtain, Lu Rulu gasped violently.

Duan Yezhou is even willing to support him in his underwear? There was no doubt that this was definitely an existence beyond the SSR level, and he even suspected that 1274 and 4721 had never done this!

"No, no," Lu Rulu said busily, "I'll ask 1274 to send me one." ”

"Hmm...... I don't know. Duan Yezhou groaned, "1274 will be unhappy if he gives underwear to another man on the night, 4721?" ”

Lu Rulu imagined that scene: the moon was dark and the wind was high, the little couple was playing on the sofa, he dialed a phone call, the little couple was forced to interrupt, scolded and quickly got dressed, and then came all the way to give him underwear......

Forget it, the little couples are not guilty of this. In today's situation, there is only one way to solve it.

Lu Rulu closed his eyes and did a ten-second psychological construction for himself, and then said with a heavy burden of humiliation: "Actually, I don't like to wear inner ......" At the critical moment when Lu Rulu was about to be ruined, his not-so-innocent brain lit up the light bulb "ding"...... Heightened, do you like to wear it? ”

"I like to die," Duan Yezhou said nonsense seriously, "I wear it every day, and if I don't wear it for a day, I will die." ”

…… I believe you're a ghost.

Lu Rulu was unusually calm: "Senior brother, can you help me bring my swimming trunks?" Tonight, I barely let it make a cameo in the panties. ”

Duan Yezhou sighed softly: "It's okay." ”

Lu Rulu felt that Duan Yezhou's tone was wrong, and he seemed to be a little regretful. Realizing that he was about to start being "sensitive" again, he quickly stopped his brain, and if he continued like this, he simply didn't have a friend of the same sex, and drowned in the sea of gay men.

When Lu Rulu was taking a bath, Duan Yezhou was sitting at the door playing with his mobile phone, and the two chatted about [the unlucky Hong Ziqian] through the curtain.

According to Duan Yezhou, this is a very magical thing that cannot be explained by science.

Hong Ziqian is Duan Yezhou's roommate and his first friend after entering college, and the two naturally became training partners, meal partners, and class partners. Everything was normal, until one day, Hong Ziqian fell in love.

At the beginning, Duan Yezhou's love affair with his brother was definitely blessed and supportive, but soon, things gradually became weird. Duan Yezhou found that as long as he and the couple got a little closer, then "disaster" would definitely befall him.

For example, Hong Ziqian invited his girlfriend to their bedroom to play for the first time, Hong Ziqian cleaned the bedroom in advance, and the floor that was dragged 10,000 times was smooth enough to skate, so that Duan Yezhou, who returned to the bedroom with food, was careless, did not eat, his foot was twisted, and he was in bed for half a day.

For another example, Hong Ziqian skipped class and went on a date with his girlfriend, and the professor drew someone to answer the question. Duan Yezhou helped him answer for the sake of brotherhood, and as a result, the professor's next question was drawn to himself. Duan Yezhou sat in his position, watching the professor bow his head and write the word "absence", and his back molars were about to be crushed.

Another example is the doughnut incident he talked about in the pool.

"It's hard to buy the doughnuts at that house, so I had to wait in a long line to get them, and I only got a bite to ...... I felt like I was cursed. Duan Yezhou said in a deep voice, "Otherwise, I can't think of a second explanation." ”

When Lu Rulu listened to Xianle's ears, he didn't feel that he was cursed. If he hadn't finished taking a shower, he couldn't wait to rush out and give Duan Yezhou a handshake of "I understand you, I really understand you".

Lu Rulu asked, "Did he lose your doughnuts?" ”

"He lost double the doughnut." Duan Yezhou said gloomily, "But the wound of the soul can never be repaired. ”

Lu Rulu took a shower, put on clean swimming trunks, then put on Duan Yezhou's pants and sweatshirt, and finally put on a down jacket.

The 10cm height difference between him and Duan Yezhou is vividly displayed in the clothes, and the jeans and sweatshirt are one size larger. Especially the down jacket, which may only reach the knees when worn on Duan Yezhou, is actually up to the calves on his body. He obviously has a slender figure, and when he was wrapped in Duan Yezhou's down jacket, he was really ...... Like a Q version.

Lu Rulu walked out of the locker room with the clothes he had changed. Suddenly, he thought he had walked into a hot pot restaurant where service was paramount. I saw two college students standing at the door, one on the left and one on the right, bowing 90 degrees, and said in unison: "I'm sorry!! Allow us to apologize to you! ”

Even "you" was used, and the battle for the little couple to apologize was so big, Lu Rulu couldn't say anything. Hong Ziqian added him to WeChat and vowed that he would definitely invite him to a big meal another day.

It was already nine o'clock when Lu Rulu and Duan Yezhou walked out of the swimming pool, which was the perfect time to eat supper. On the side of the road, a takeaway guy looked around with two cups of milk tea, and after seeing Lu Rulu, he stepped forward and asked, "Is it Lu?" Your milk tea has arrived. ”

"Thank you." Lu Rulu took the milk tea and handed one of the cups to Duan Yezhou, "Huh." ”

Duan Yezhou was stunned for a moment: "For me?" ”

"Mm-hmm, thank you for being willing to teach me to swim and saving my life."

Duan Yezhou smiled slowly, his smile was bright, and his whole face looked as if it would glow: "Thank you, Brother Lu, I like it very much." ”

Duan Yezhou's reaction to receiving a big baby surprised Lu Rulu. It stands to reason that Duan Yezhou should be the kind of handsome guy who often receives gifts from admirers, but now he looks a little worthless.

"Brother Lu, Duan Yezhou," Hong Ziqian and his girlfriend were waiting for the car on the side of the road, and when they saw the two of them, they came up to greet them warmly, "You haven't left yet." ”

Lu Rulu took a step back without a trace, keeping a distance from Hong Ziqian.

Hong Ziqian saw the milk tea in Duan Yezhou's hand and said in surprise: "Huh? Why are you drinking milk tea? Hong Ziqian glanced at Lu Rulu again, and suddenly realized: "Oh, I understand." ”

Lu Rulu looked confused: "You understand? You know what? ”

"Duan Yezhou never eats these junk foods, unless he ......" Hong Ziqian saw a car driving towards them, and hurriedly said: "The car is coming, let's go first!" Brother Li, we'll invite you to dinner next time! ”

Lu Rulu stretched out his hand to make a retention: "Wait! ”

Unless what? It can't be unless it's milk tea from me! Can you finish your words and then leave, halfway through your talk, your deposit is 10,000 less, brother!

Seeing Hong Ziqian and his girlfriend get into the car, Duan Yezhou began to enjoy his milk tea. The milk tea was packaged beautifully, Duan Yezhou didn't know how to open it for the first time, and during the attempt, he accidentally dropped the milk tea cup on the ground.

Lu Rulu's heart instantly rose to his throat, and he said in a trembling voice: "Is this the curse you said?" ”

"It's okay," Duan Yezhou said quickly, "It's very tightly sealed, it won't spill out, and you can drink it when you pick it up." ”

As soon as Duan Yezhou's words fell, a taxi sped in front of them, and the front tire just overwhelmed the cup of milk tea, which was originally intact. In an instant, the cup cracked and the milk tea splashed.

Lu Rulu had a sharp eye and saw Hong Ziqian sitting in the back seat of the taxi.

Lu Rulu: "......"

Duan Yezhou: "......"

Lu Rulu looked at Duan Yezhou, and the expression of the male sports student was a kind of numbness and indifference that he had become accustomed to.

After a minute-long silence, Lu Rulu asked tentatively, "Duan Yezhou, do you want to join us for New Year's Eve?" ”

Duan Yezhou smiled: "As long as you don't celebrate the New Year with them, you can go anywhere you want." ”

Lu Rulu immediately announced the news in a WeChat group named [4J1Z] by him and his gay men.

Take the bend as its own responsibility: [Tomorrow at 12 noon, an emergency meeting will be held in dormitory 418, and I implore you to attend on time]

Ten minutes passed, and no one answered. Lu Rulu sent 500 red envelopes to the group with an expressionless face.

Qin Shu: [Received~]

Chu Cheng: [Brother Lu's atmosphere!! 】

Xu Ning: [See you and leave]

Xie Lanzhi: [1]

The next day, the four gay men and Lu Rulu gathered in dormitory 418.

Lu Rulu stood in front of a small whiteboard, and the others were sitting, from left to right: I am the cold male god Xie Lanzhi, the scholar Qin Shu, the art student Xu Ning, who has a classical beauty appearance but is gone on the road of fitness and lifting, and Chu Cheng, who has developed limbs and a slightly simple mind and a bit cheap.

"New Year's Day is approaching, and the six of us are about to go to the hot spring hotel for New Year's Eve. Since Duan Yezhou is a straight male brother who has just joined our group, I feel the need to tell you about the precautions for vacation. Lu Rulu pointed to the small whiteboard full of writing, "I also ask the students to listen carefully." ”

Lu Rulu: "First, it is not allowed to have any too intimate actions in front of me and Duan Yezhou, including but not limited to kissing the mouth, princess hugging, and the magic of love in circles. ”

Xie Lanzhi: "Take care of yourself." ”

Lu Rulu: "Second, you should also pay attention to the title, 'husband, wife, baby, baby', you can call it in private, don't let me and Duan Yezhou hear it." ”

Xu Ning: "So, do you want me and Chu Cheng to follow the example of Qin Shu Xie Lanzhi and call each other by the last four digits of the mobile phone tail number?" ”

Lu Rulu: "Third, it is not allowed to knock CP indiscriminately." Some classmates like to mess around when they see two good-looking boys walking together, which is a very bad behavior. I didn't refer to anyone in particular - Qin Shu. ”

Qin Shu: "Huh? Brother Lu, don't worry, you and Duan Yezhou are straight at each other, and I can't move at all. Even if I see you kissing, I will only think that you will die if you don't kiss you. Laughing to death, I'm not stumbling on everything, I'm super picky. ”

Lu Rulu: "The last and most important point is that you are not allowed to popularize my black history to Duan Yezhou!" ”

Chu Cheng: "Huh? But I just turned out the photo of your perm failure and thought about sending it to the sports students! ”

Lu Rulu covered his face in pain: "Why did I make these four friends of you." ”

After the gay men repeatedly promised that they would respect straight men, Lu Rulu pulled Duan Yezhou into the group of [4J1Z].

[Take the unchanged bend as your own responsibility, invite a bowl of wild vegetable porridge to join the group chat]

Qin Shu: [Welcome, welcome!] 】

Xie Lanzhi: [Welcome]

Chu Cheng: [Welcome, welcome, welcome!! 】

Xu Ning: [Welcome Senior Brother Duan. 】

[Qin Shu changed the group name to "4J2Z"]

A bowl of wild vegetable porridge: [Hello seniors, I'm Duan Yezhou]

A bowl of wild vegetable porridge: [May I ask, what does 4J2Z mean]

Book of Qin: [Four Bases and Two Straights]

A bowl of wild vegetable porridge: 【...... Oh]