The end of the New Year's Day holiday means two things for the majority of college students: first, the winter vacation is coming; The second thing is that before the winter break comes, they will have to go through the pain of purgatory - the final exam is coming!

The exam lasts for a month, and it is a month in which countless miracles happen. No matter how much time you waste this semester or how many classes you skip this semester, as long as you are willing to study hard and dedicate your soul and life to knowledge during this month, you have a chance to qualify for a happy New Year.

The school library provides students with seats for self-study. The library opens at seven o'clock, and if you want to get a seat on the weekend, you have to start queuing at the library entrance at least half past six. Lu Rulu, Qin Shu, and Chu Cheng formed a study mutual aid group, and vowed to get up early together to go to the library to study, and forge ahead towards the national scholarship.

At six o'clock in the morning, the alarm clock rang on time. Lu Rulu picked up his mobile phone with difficulty, opened his eyes a slit, and spoke in a three-person WeChat group called "If you don't study today, you will become garbage tomorrow".

Take it as my responsibility not to bend: [I accidentally fell out of bed last night, and I hit my brain, and I really can't study today. I'm sorry brothers, you learn first]

After sending the message, Lu Rulu closed his eyes with satisfaction. The next second, the door slammed open.

Chu Cheng, who had already completed his morning exercises, unceremoniously lifted Lu Rulu's quilt and vigorously woke up his sleeping heart: "Brother Lu is up!" If you don't study, you can only be a charter man for the rest of your life! ”

Lu Rulu put on the mask of pain and began to get dressed tremblingly: "I shouldn't have given you a spare key. ”

The two met Qin Shu downstairs in the dormitory. Lu Rulu wrapped his windbreaker tightly, carried his schoolbag, and walked towards the library in the cold wind, holding two hot white-flour steamed buns in his hands. He couldn't help but ask himself: Why am I mixed up with the two again? Just because Xie Lanzhi is a god of learning, there is no need to review at all, and Xu Ning is an art student with a different major from them?

That's it, forget it this week, and play with the two attackers next week.

The study support group was well timed, and the three of them managed to grab the perfect seat: a comfortable sofa seat in a corner where no one passed, just the right distance from the water dispenser and the bathroom, and enough charging sockets.

The three of them sat down upright, opened the professional book with firm eyes, and made an oath to each other: whoever puts down the pen first will be stupid, and whoever closes the book first will become a pig.

An hour later.

Lu Rulu pushed off the enemy crystal in the King's Canyon, took off the headphones, and looked up from the phone in satisfaction. I saw that on his left hand, Chu Cheng's return to sleep soundly; Opposite him, Qin Shu was holding his mobile phone, his eyes were shining, and his aunt was smiling - no need to ask, this kid must have kowtowed CP in BL novels again.

Qin Shu noticed Lu Rulu's gaze and asked him with his eyes if he wanted to go to the toilet. Lu Rulu comprehended, draped a piece of scratch paper on the back of the sleeping Chu Cheng to prevent him from catching a cold, and then got up and walked towards the bathroom with Qin Shu.

Leaving the study area, they can finally talk. Qin Shu sighed sincerely: "It's really good to be in the new year." As the saying goes, if there is no pet in the year, how can you go crazy in the year. ”

Lu Rulu sneered: "It's a pity that the CPs around you are all in the year." ”

Qin Shu sighed: "Isn't it." But even so, it couldn't stop Qin Shu's strong desire to share: "Brother Lu, let me tell you, the attack I watched today is really too good!" He knew that he was a straight man, so he chose to lie dormant patiently, do what he liked, and use the tactic of boiling frogs in warm water to melt the ...... little by little."

Lu Rulu has no interest in this unrealistic plot: "Bala Bala Bala. ”

Qin Shu closed his mouth in anger.

When the two came back from going to the toilet, Chu Cheng had already woken up. He handed Lu Rulu a note and lowered his voice: "The girl with short hair asked me to give it to you." ”

Lu Rulu opened the note, wrote the girl's contact information, and said that he was looking forward to meeting him.

Qin Shu whispered and gossiped: "Wow, Brother Wuli is finally going to get off the list?" ”

Lu Rulu looked at the girl, and the girl was also looking at him. He smiled apologetically and shook his head. The girl understood what he meant, and looked a little disappointed.

Chu Cheng said, "Brother Lu, don't you add her?" ”

Lu Rulu said: "She is not the type I like. ”

Chu Cheng asked curiously, "Then what type do you like?" ”

Lu Rulu didn't think about it and said: "I like sweet sister, sweet girl is a treasure in the world, and she is not allowed to refute it." ”

Chu Cheng suddenly realized: "I understand, no wonder you were willing to take Yu Zuiwei to play games before!" ”

Yu Zuiwei's image on the Internet belongs to the standard sweet girl, and every photo posted on social platforms has a healing sweet smile. Her voice is very sweet without clipping, and when she is full of vitality and calls "brother", it has a huge lethal effect on 80% of the boys.

"By the way, do you straight men all prefer sweet girls?" Qin Shu asked.

Lu Rulu said: "This has nothing to do with whether it is straight or not, Brother Lan also likes sweet girls." ”

"What?!" Qin Shu suddenly panicked, "How do you know?" What did my brother tell you? Who is that sweet girl? ”

"Are you stupid?" Lu Rulu said in disgust, "I mean, you are a sweet girl in Xie Lan's eyes." I have to say it, you heartless and unrighteous person. ”

Qin Shu breathed a sigh of relief and was shocked at the same time: "Am I?" ”

In the following time, the three of them always maintained a high learning efficiency, with an average of 30 minutes per hour.

After reviewing the content of a chapter, Lu Rulu swiped a circle of friends, and saw at a glance the status of Duan Yezhou's post ten minutes ago.

A bowl of wild vegetable porridge: [I was learning high math (picture)]

The accompanying picture is a photo of a chimpanzee holding his head in his hands.

Lu Rulu couldn't help laughing.

Mathematics is the basic subject of science and engineering, and 90% of the people in their school cannot escape the torture of advanced mathematics. I don't know how many students hang on the tree called Gao Shu every year, no matter how tall and handsome the handsome guys are, all beings are equal in front of Gao Shu.

Lu Rulu clicked into Duan Yezhou's homepage and found that Duan Yezhou's circle of friends that had only been visible for half a year was actually the only one. He couldn't laugh anymore soon, because he remembered that he had posted a message an hour ago saying that he wanted to teach Qin Shu and Chu Cheng High Mathematics, and Duan Yezhou also praised it.

Lu Rulu fell into deep thought: Why did Duan Yezhou post on Moments at this time? Is it implying that I am tutoring him in advanced math?

Oh, I think it's so beautiful, junior brother, I let my sweet sister not teach, to teach a junior who may have strange feelings for me and regard me as a reverse scale, am I crazy? I'm still counting on you to retreat as soon as possible, know your way back, and return to the camp of straight men as soon as possible.

At this time, a voice full of conscience sounded in Lu Rulu's mind: But Duan Yezhou is willing to teach you to swim.

Lu Rulu's brows furrowed, he frowned, and repeatedly confirmed that he really didn't want Duan Yezhou to open his junior's avatar because he didn't have a good time after failing the course.

Take the invariant bend as its own responsibility: [That, I know a little bit about advanced mathematics. Can I help you? 】

A bowl of wild vegetable porridge: [Is it really possible?] Thank you, Brother Lil! 】

Duan Yezhou seemed to be very happy, and also sent him a pig flower emoji that Sweet Sister loved to use.

Lu Rulu: ...... Well?

He remembered that Duan Yezhou didn't like to use emojis before, why did he suddenly draw like this. If he hadn't known that it was impossible, he would have thought that Duan Yezhou had used some big data tracking technology on him.

Take the bend as your own responsibility: [I have free time in the afternoon, where do you want to study?] 】

A bowl of wild vegetable porridge: [How about coming to my bedroom?] Hong Ziqian is not here today]

Lu Rulu sighed silently in his heart: It's too obvious, it's really too obvious. Can't you be satisfied in public anymore, Duan Yezhou, you must know that the bedroom is where you put your underwear!

Tutoring needs to be said with your mouth, and in order not to disturb other students, the dormitory is indeed the best choice.

After lunch, Lu Rulu came to the boys' dormitory in Building 42, where Duan Yezhou was located.

All the sports students in their school live in Building 42. Lu Rulu walked into the door, and two boys in basketball uniforms walked up to him, each of them more than 195cm tall. The dormitory manager greeted them with a radiant face and looked much younger than the aunts in the other dormitories. If Yuan Jiujiu comes, he will probably sigh that this is heaven.

Lu Rulu came to Duan Yezhou's 605 bedroom. Duan Yezhou opened the door and saw Lu Rulu breathing with a slight gasp, and asked, "Brother Lu, what's wrong with you?" ”

Lu Rulu looked at Duan Yezhou. Probably because he was studying, the junior wore a pair of square-framed glasses, and the contours of his face softened, as if he was not so handsome.

"What's wrong?" Lu Rulu said, "I just climbed the sixth floor in one go!" ”

Duan Yezhou let out a sneer, and didn't know what to think, so he turned the ridicule into a light smile in time: "Thank you Brother Lu, come in." ”

The cleanliness of Duan Yezhou's bedroom is at least more than half of the men's bedroom, although all kinds of sneakers are placed on the floor, and there are water glasses, books, pens and several electronic products on the table, but the whole room is at least clean and odorless, and it will not make people feel that they are picking up handsome guys in the trash.

Duan Yezhou asked, "Brother Lu, do you eat donuts?" ”

"No need." Lu Rulu always remembers his mission of "repaying gratitude". As a straight man, he can't give gay men any chance to have an affair. Lu Rulu hugged "Advanced Mathematics" and put on a look of no desire and no demand: "Time is pressing, let's start quickly." ”

Duan Yezhou let out an "oh" and pulled out the chair in front of the desk: "Senior, please." ”

"I have something to say to you before I begin."

"Huh?"

"You have to study and train now, and it's right not to fall in love." Lu Rulu emphasized meaningfully, "I, like you, want to focus on my studies. Even if someone confessed to me now, I would never agree to it, no matter who disagreed—absolutely not. ”

Duan Yezhou was stunned for a moment, and then raised his eyebrows: "If you don't agree, you don't agree, why is Brother Lu so excited." ”

"I'm not excited!" Lu Rulu said excitedly, "I am showing you my determination to be a member of S.D.P.A, 003. ”

Duan Yezhou looked at him, thought for a while, and asked seriously: "Brother Lu, is it true that you don't agree with whoever confesses to you?" ”

Lu Rulu hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, yes." ”

Whoever it is, including you!

Duan Yezhou asked again: "What if it's Liu Yifei at the peak of her appearance?" ”

Lu Rulu was silent for two seconds and said, "Let's start studying." Do you know what is the existence theorem of implicit functions? ”