The cultural score of sports students who can be admitted to prestigious colleges and universities is generally not too low, but their school's high math exam is notoriously perverted, and the failure rate of 30% is at the most exaggerated time. The science students who enter the normal college entrance examination are still tortured to death by high mathematics, not to mention the special sports enrollment like Duan Yezhou.

After explaining to Duan Yezhou for the third time what the "Implicit Function Existence Theorem" was, but the other party was still confused, Lu Rulu couldn't help but ask: "Duan Yezhou, how many points did you score in mathematics in the college entrance examination?" ”

Duan Yezhou was silent for two seconds and said, "I don't really want to discuss this issue. ”

Lu Rulu: "......"

Duan Yezhou sighed softly: "Brother Lu thinks I'm not smart enough." ”

Lu Rulu is not used to his junior brother: "Is it a little? ”

"I don't want to, I wish I could be as good as you." Duan Yezhou raised his eyes to look at him, with admiration in his eyes: "Brother Lu, you are so powerful, you know everything, you are simply my idol." ”

Lu Rulu's shoulders tightened.

- It's coming! The legendary cast is what it likes, the sweet girl offensive! Duan Yezhou must have done his homework!

Laughing to death, he has witnessed four gay men in love throughout the whole process, how can this kind of carving insect skill hide from him.

Wait a minute, he obviously only told Qin Shu Chucheng about his preferences, and he just said it in the morning, he believed that Qin Shu and Chu Cheng would not tell Duan Yezhou, how did Duan Yezhou know that he liked sweet girls?

Strange, this doesn't make sense.

Unless...... Unless Duan Yezhou is a scripture taken from Yu Zuiwei.

That makes sense! Duan Yezhou knew that he and Yu Zuiwei had formed a CP in the game, as long as he visited Yu Zuiwei's social platform more, Duan Yezhou could naturally guess what kind of girl he liked.

I see, Duan Yezhou is so scheming!

Lu Rulu tried to control his facial expressions, making himself look indifferent and profound: "It's just a few mathematical theorems, where I am powerful." ”

Remember, I can't give my junior any chance to have an affair.

"Why isn't it amazing? You just solved that problem, and you are looking for the derivation and the limit, and you will solve it by dividing five by two. Duan Yezhou continued to praise him, "You are so handsome, Brother Lu, you are so handsome, and your handwriting is also very good-looking." ”

Lu Rulu was so stunned by the handsome sports student that his heart floated: "Come less." Duan Yezhou, tell me honestly, are you pretending? ”

Duan Yezhou was very surprised: "What is there to install here?" Isn't that true. Brother Lil, I haven't been very good at studying since I was a child, so I've always had a deep filter for Xueba. In my opinion, the way you just solved the high math problem is better than the RMB, and I am willing to recognize you as a big brother. ”

Lu Rulu: Remember, I can't ...... What can't I do?

"I'm free tomorrow, and I can continue to teach you." He said.

For the whole weekend, Lu Rulu almost soaked in Duan Yezhou's bedroom. He didn't want to give Duan Yezhou too much chance to be alone with himself, but the junior kept praising him for being handsome.

Lu Rulu has been influenced by his mother's aesthetics since he was a child, and always thinks that men don't need to be handsome, but they must be like men, and his father belongs to a type of person whose temperament is far greater than his appearance.

Helplessly, he looks like his mother, not only did he not look like the tough guy he expected, but he had the temperament of a little white face. Generally, some people praise him for being handsome, but he dismisses it, but Duan Yezhou is different.

Duan Yezhou praised him for being handsome when he solved high math problems, not simply praising his appearance, which has risen to the level of temperament! Not to mention Duan Yezhou's demeanor and tone when he praised him, regardless of gender and height, it was exactly the same as the sweet girl he liked.

Lu Rulu made up his mind at this point, even if he was bald, he would take Duan Yezhou off the tree named Gao Shu bareheaded.

As the sky darkened, the male college students were like birds returning to their nests, and the dormitory corridors were becoming more and more crowded. Lu Rulu heard that there were boys making an appointment for dinner, a ball, and a black, which seemed to be much more lively than the dormitory building where the computer boys lived.

Duan Yezhou was stuck on a question of finding the limit for ten minutes, and his eyes had lost their highlights. He felt that he was about to vomit if he thought about it any longer, looked up at Lu Rulu, and cast a wronged, pleading gaze at the other party.

Lu Rulu asked, "How are you learning?" How likely do you think you will pass the exam? ”

Duan Yezhou smiled and said, "It should still be a little more likely than tomorrow when an asteroid hits the earth and causes the destruction of mankind." ”

Lu Rulu sighed: "It seems that it is no longer enough to just tutor you in your homework, I have to give you some hard goods." ”

"How hard?"

"Duan Yezhou, do you want to eat barbecue?"

Duan Yezhou found a barbecue restaurant with good reviews on the Internet, which was very close to the school, and the average price per person was over 1,000. Duan Yezhou said that he wanted to have a treat, but Lu Rulu was not polite to his junior. Although he didn't know what Duan Yezhou did at home, just by looking at the expensive sneakers he had and the mobile phone he gave him, he could know that this kid was not bad at all.

Before going to the barbecue restaurant, Lu Rulu insisted on going to the fruit shop. Duan Yezhou couldn't understand: "Isn't there any fruit to eat in the barbecue restaurant, why do you want to buy it yourself." ”

Lu Rulu said meaningfully: "You'll understand later." ”

The price of the barbecue restaurant is not only reflected in the environment and ingredients, but also in the service. Professional waiters can serve them one-on-one, and Lu Rulu said that he would bake it himself and invited people away.

Duan Yezhou, who was sitting opposite Lu Rulu, glanced at him, then picked up the teapot, thoughtfully poured him a glass of water, and then picked up a piece of M9 Wagyu beef with a tong and spread it on the baking sheet.

Lu Rulu realized later: It's over, I seem to have given Duan Yezhou a great opportunity to be courteous to me!

Lu Rulu hurriedly said: "I'll barbecue it, I was dedicated to roasting meat in my last life." ”

Duan Yezhou said with a smile: "Brother Lu is already very tired from teaching me high math, just wait to eat now." ”

Lu Rulu is a clever - here, boil the frog Dafa in warm water!

Duan Yezhou will definitely always be so good to him, gently and considerately let him indulge in the illusion of a sweet girl, and when he realizes that something is wrong and wants to withdraw, he will sadly find that he is used to Duan Yezhou's goodness, and then he will never be able to do without him!

Damn, the vicious gay tricks are simply breathtaking.

Lu Rulu insisted on roasting his own meat. Duan Yezhou didn't seem to understand why he was so insistent, but he still didn't force him and went with him.

After eating meat, both of them were a little tired, Lu Rulu took out two persimmons from the bag in the fruit store: "Duan Yezhou, let's 'roast persimmons'!" ”

Duan Yezhou: ".................."

There seemed to be a few wisps of cold wind blowing, and the temperature of the box dropped several degrees in an instant.

To the eyes of the upper section of Yezhou, "Senior, do you think you are very humorous, I don't think so, I'm so cold", Lu Rulu shrugged his shoulders: "Who told you that you can't learn high mathematics, then we can only resort to metaphysics." ”

Duan Yezhou sneered: "If metaphysics is really useful, my grandmother will not break herself on the way to church to pray." ”

Having said that, in line with the belief that he would rather believe that he has something or not, and that he would do whatever it takes for the exam, Duan Yezhou still cooperated very cooperatively. Lu Rulu took the roasted persimmon and walked around Duan Yezhou, which means: You must pass the exam.

After dinner, Lu Rulu took his younger brother to the supermarket and bought a bottle of insect repellent spray. Then, I went to the print shop in front of the school and typed a poster of Detective Conan.

The two returned to Bedroom 605 with a full load. Lu Rulu hung Conan's poster behind the door, which means "hanging Conan". Then, he tore off half of the scratch paper, wrote "Da Smart Spray", pasted it on the bottle of insect repellent spray, and sprayed at Duan Yezhou.

"Alright." Lu Rulu admired his masterpiece with satisfaction, "The next thing is left to Providence - go to the junior brother, and continue to swim in the ocean of high numbers." ”

The corners of Duan Yezhou's mouth twitched, and he sat down at the table again. Looking at the high math problem that couldn't be solved two hours ago, his eyes lit up: "Brother, I know how to solve it!" ”

Lu Rulu was pleasantly surprised: "Really, really." ”

Duan Yezhou smiled slightly: "Of course it's fake." ”

Lu Rulu: "...... You're shit. ”

Duan Yezhou forcibly taught Lu Rulu a lesson: "If these are useful, how can there be a 30% failure rate." The boy patted the chair next to him, "Let's teach me Brother Lil." ”

Lu Rulu dragged his junior brother to swim hard in the sea of high numbers, forgetting the time for a while, until he heard the key to open the door, and then raised his head with Duan Yezhou.

- It's Hong Ziqian who is back.

Lu Rulu's first reaction was: Oh no! Doom is coming!

Hong Ziqian was very surprised when he saw Lu Rulu: "Why is Brother Lu here!" Duan Yezhou, hurry, quickly take out the beef jerky that my brother has secretly hidden for many years and entertain the distinguished guests. ”

Lu Rulu quickly packed up his things: "No, no, I'm almost going back." ”

Hong Ziqian looked at Lu Rulu's impatient appearance, and probably guessed what Duan Yezhou said to the other party, and said with a smile: "Duan Yezhou, are you spreading rumors outside again, saying that I am unlucky?" How can something unlucky happen every time, this world is also logical. ”

Lu Rulu said worriedly: "I don't believe in logic very often, so I'd better quit." ”

"Actually, you don't have to worry too much." Duan Yezhou comforted, "The 'curse' will only be fulfilled when Lao Hong is related to his wife, only he is fine, otherwise the grass on my grave would have been three meters high." ”

"What does it mean to be 'related'?" Hong Ziqian raised his mobile phone, "I'm on video with my wife now, is this related?" ”

On the mobile phone screen, Shu Zhuo greeted the two with a smile: "Duan Yezhou, Brother Lu, good evening!" ”

Duan Yezhou: "......"

Lu Rulu: "......"

"I'm really going back." Lu Rulu squeezed out a smile, "It's 11 o'clock in ten minutes." ”

The school has a policy that the doors of undergraduate dormitories close at 11 p.m. sharp. Students who go to bed after 11 a.m. not only have to risk being reprimanded by calling their aunt out of bed to open the door for themselves, but they also have to return late and register their names in their auntie's notebook.

"Okay," Duan Yezhou said, "I need to send it-" Duan Yezhou decisively changed his words to Lu Rulu's warning eyes: "Do you think I will want to send you?" Oh, I won't send it. ”

Hong Ziqian: ??? It seems a little strange the way you make friends.

Lu Rulu breathed a sigh of relief: "I'll go to the toilet first." ”

At this time, a boy Lu Rulu didn't know knocked on the door of the dormitory that was opened, and hurriedly said: "Lao Hong, Brother Duan, the counselor is here, and he said that he wants to have a small meeting in my dormitory, right now." ”

"Right now." Duan Yezhou turned to Lu Rulu, "Let's go first, Brother Lu, help us close the door when you leave." ”

Lu Rulu happily agreed: "OK." ”

Actually, he wanted to go to the toilet for a while, but he drank too much water and only went to the toilet an hour ago. In order not to be ridiculed by Duan Yezhou, he endured a little bit.

After Lu Rulu solved the physiological problem, he washed his hands, turned around and pushed open the door of the toilet, but the door did not move at all.

A sense of foreboding came over us. Lu Rulu increased his efforts to push the door, but the door still didn't react at all. After a few laborious attempts, he was already on the verge of sweating.

- It's okay, don't panic, it's a small problem, I'll just make a call and ask Duan Yezhou to come back and save me.

Lu Rulu touched his pocket, and the whole person froze instantly.

- My mobile phone, it seems to be still on Duan Yezhou's desk?

Lu Rulu: ".................."

Lu Rulu closed his eyes in pain, and let out a desperate cry in his heart: Heavens-