Lu Rulu has been in college for three years and has never returned late, not because he is well-behaved, but because he really doesn't have that opportunity. The nightlife of the little couple is to kiss the mouth and go to bed for fun, and his is to sleep in games and movies.

Therefore, when Chu Cheng went to the opposite bedroom and found that Lu Rulu was not there, he was shocked.

Chu Cheng sent a few WeChat messages to Lu Rulu, but he didn't wait for a reply, and immediately announced the news in the [4J2Z] group.

Chu Cheng: [Does anyone know where Brother Lu is? He's not in the dormitory! 】

Qin Shu: [Won't it? Really fake! 】

Xu Ning: [Have you tried to call him?] 】

Chu Cheng: [I called, but no one answered!] 】

Qin Shu: [Brother Lu must have been captured by aliens (shocked cat head .jpg)]

Xie Lanzhi: [@一碗野菜粥 Do you know where Lu Carp is]

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There are three doors in the dormitory, one door, one to the balcony and one from the balcony to the toilet.

Through the two doors, Lu Rulu clearly heard that his mobile phone was vibrating continuously. He looked at the traditional watch on his wrist with a dead heart, wishing that he was not wearing Vacheron Constantin given to him by his father, but a little genius phone watch.

He had been trapped in the toilet of Duan Yezhou's bedroom for ten minutes. Fortunately, his sense of smell is far less sensitive than his hearing, and the smell in the toilet is not unpleasant, otherwise he will probably not be able to make it back to Duan Yezhou.

Sometimes I really have to believe in the existence of metaphysics. He should have run as soon as he saw Hong Ziqian coming back, but he still ran too late.

In other words, it seems that he is the one who has been unlucky these times, but Duan Yezhou has nothing to do. What's the matter, could it be that this "curse" is still passed on, Duan Yezhou passed it to him, and he wants to help Duan Yezhou prevent disasters and suffering?

It wasn't until 11:05 that Lu Rulu heard a rush of footsteps.

"Brother Lil?"

It was Duan Yezhou's voice.

Lu Rulu numbly agreed: "I'm here." ”

Duan Yezhou quickly came to the balcony: "I'm sorry Brother Li, it's inconvenient for me to look at my phone when the counselor speaks, so I saw Brother Lan @ me in the group." The boy stood at the door of the toilet and hesitated: "You...... Isn't this over yet? ”

"Oh, I'm long over." Lu Rulu said indifferently, "I just had a whim, if I spend the night in your toilet tonight, it will definitely be a wonderful experience, I definitely can't miss it." ”

Duan Yezhou: "...... Are you crazy? ”

"Are you blind?!" Lu Rulu roared loudly, "The door of your toilet is stuck, and I can't get out!! ”

Duan Yezhou was stunned for two seconds, and then: "Poof-"

Lu Rulu was sad and indignant: "Why are you still laughing? ”

Duan Yezhou not only laughed, but also laughed very happily, laughing until his shoulders were shaking. Seeing that the junior brother was gloating so much, Lu Rulu couldn't help but wonder if he was mistaken, how could Duan Yezhou have a crush on him now.

"This door does have occasional convulsions." Duan Yezhou said, "You just need to lift the door up first, and then pull it back twice, and the door will open." ”

Lu Rulu sneered and sarcastic: "Wow, it's so simple, I didn't expect that I was such a big fool." ”

Duan Yezhou couldn't help but laugh: "Don't be stupid, you're the smartest." ”

Lu Rulu: "You don't think you're comforting me, do you?" ”

Duan Yezhou: "That's okay." You're not smart, you're a fool. ”

Lu Rulu: "Yes, I am!" ”

According to the Dafa of opening the door taught to him by Duan Yezhou, Lu Rulu was finally able to escape. Duan Yezhou still had a bit of conscience, so he didn't laugh at him anymore, and tried to hold back a smile and make him a cup of hot milk to suppress his shock.

Hong Ziqian returned to the dormitory and saw Lu Rulu sitting on his roommate's chair drinking milk, and said in surprise: "Huh? Brother Lil hasn't left yet, and the door is closed. ”

Duan Yezhou told the truth: "The door of the toilet is convulsive again, and this time it is stuck in Brother Lu." ”

Hong Ziqian's reaction was exactly the same as Duan Yezhou's, first stunned, and then: "Hahahahaha I'm sorry Brother Li, I know I shouldn't laugh, but hahaha-"

Lu Rulu was made angry and funny by these two juniors: "Laugh louder brothers." Or I'll rent you dozens of drones and fly them into the sky to pose as 'Brother Lil is stuck in the toilet', so that the whole school will know." ”

"Good idea." Duan Yezhou couldn't stop laughing: "To get back to business, our brother law now has two choices. ”

Why did Lu Rulu come again, this is a familiar scene.

Duan Yezhou stretched out a finger: "First, I passed through two lines of defense in a row, endured the anger of the aunts in the two dormitories, and went back to my bed to sleep by myself." ”

Hong Ziqian was very fond of the venue and asked: "What about the second?" ”

"Stay and sleep with me." Duan Yezhou said crisply.

Lu Rulu refused without thinking: "You want to be beautiful." ”

Last time in the hot spring villa, he hadn't exposed Duan Yezhou's fake straight man mask, and was coaxed by Duan Yezhou to sleep with him, which was his mistake, he admitted. But now that he has understood the truth, how can he give Duan Yezhou another chance to have an ambiguous affair with him.

"Actually, there is a third option." Hong Ziqian smiled and said, "Brother Lu can still squeeze a bed with me." ”

Lu Rulu suddenly had a bad premonition - is that coming? That sea of vinegar turned upside down!

He remembers one time he was hanging out with four gay men. At that time, he didn't know the relationship between Xu Ning and Chu Cheng, and when he divided the room, he unknowingly proposed to sleep in a big bed room with Chu Cheng. And then Xu Ning looked at him with that look...... He still couldn't understand how the gentle and beautiful Xu Ning could have such eyes.

Lu Rulu looked at Duan Yezhou nervously, only to feel that the other party was about to go berserk in the next second. Unexpectedly, Duan Yezhou only paused briefly, as if he hadn't considered this possibility at all, and then he said slowly: "It's okay." ”

Lu Rulu: Huh?

He seemed to be a little incomprehensible, what Duan Yezhou said was actually "okay"? He's so generous!

Hong Ziqian asked, "Brother Lu, do you want to sleep with me?" My wife probably won't mind. ”

Lu Rulu came back to his senses from his daze and said, "I'd better go back, it's too crowded to sleep two people in a single bed." ”

Duan Yezhou was a little worried: "The late return record will not affect your winning the national award." ”

"Surely not." Lu Rulu said, "However, the temper of our dormitory aunt is indeed quite big." When I was a freshman, a buddy in my class didn't go back to the dormitory until 2 o'clock in the morning, and I was stunned by my aunt who said that I was crying, and called his mother overnight to say that I wanted to quit school. ”

Hong Ziqian stared straight: ", such an exaggeration? ”

Lu Rulu snorted: "It's also that buddy is under too much pressure to study, and his psychological quality is not good." When I fell in love in high school, I could be the first in the whole school again and again, thinking that I was the genius student in the campus text, but my college grades could only linger in the middle, and the gap was too big to accept for a while. I'm not like him, I never thought of myself as a genius, after all, I didn't even know how to say 'conjunctivitis' in English. ”

Duan Yezhou lowered his head and laughed.

Hong Ziqian thought for a while and asked Duan Yezhou: "Brother Duan, which aunt is on duty today?" ”

"It seems to be Aunt Zhang." Duan Yezhou said, "What's wrong? ”

Hong Ziqian snapped his fingers excitedly: "Aunt Zhang is very talkative!" Brother Lil, I think you're saved. ”

Lu Rulu looked at Duan Yezhou suspiciously, and asked with his eyes: Is your brother reliable?

Duan Yezhou seemed to understand his question, and said, "Brother Lu, you must know that girls are not allowed to enter the boys' dormitory. But my dear stupid roommate just has a hundred ways to bring his girlfriend in and harm me. ”

Lu Rulu was skeptical: "Expand and talk about it?" ”

Hong Ziqian pointed to Duan Yezhou's bed and asked, "Excuse me, what is the biggest difference between humans and animals?" ”

Lu Rulu said: "...... Good at using props? ”

There are few contemporary college students who don't stay up late, and even when it's time to turn off the lights, there are still a lot of night owls in the dormitory corridor.

Prohibited electrical appliances such as induction cookers and fast heating are not allowed in university dormitories. If the boys are hungry at night, they can go to the aunt on the first floor to borrow a pot to cook noodles or something.

Jiang Hongyu is a track and field student at the school, specializing in long-distance running. He came out of his aunt's with a hot pizza and was greeted by the grass recognized by their grade in his direction. The handsome guy wore only a black shirt in the winter, and the top two buttons were loose, revealing a silver necklace on his collarbone; The sleeve of his shirt was pulled at his elbow, and he was still holding it in his hand...... A big quilt?

"Duan Yezhou?" Jiang Hongyu said curiously, "What are you doing with a quilt at night?" ”

Duan Yezhou replied as usual: "Fighting with Hong Ziqian, he poured a basin of water on my bed, and I took the quilt out to dry." ”

Jiang Hongyu stared at the bulging lump and asked suspiciously, "Isn't the shape of your quilt a little strange?" ”

"Yes." Duan Yezhou smiled, "I don't think it at all." ”

The more Jiang Hongyu looked at it, the more he felt that something was wrong, and he stepped forward to take a closer look: "Is there something in here?" ”

Duan Yezhou felt the quilt in his hand move slightly. He pretended not to hear Jiang Hongyu's words, took a step back, and asked, "Are you okay?" ”

Jiang Hongyu retracted his gaze and said, "Yes, yes." Our Banbanhua asked me for your contact information, do you want to give it to her? ”

Duan Yezhou said: "The same as us? That's it. ”

Jiang Hongyu asked, "Why?" Our class flowers are very beautiful. ”

Duan Yezhou said: "Because I only like my sister. ”

Jiang Hongyu smiled evilly: "You kid can." After that, if you ask for your contact information, I'll look for you again. ”

Duan Yezhou said casually: "Okay." ”

After Jiang Hongyu walked away, Duan Yezhou lowered his eyes and looked at the quilt in his hand, and asked softly, "Brother Lu, are you still alive?" ”

"If you talk to him any more, I'm going to die." Lu Rulu stiffened, feeling that he was a concubine who was carried by a eunuch to the Palace of Raising Hearts to sleep, the only difference was that the concubine needed to be naked, and he was wearing clothes; The concubine needed two eunuchs to carry him, and he only needed Duan Yezhou to hold it alone.

Lu Rulu lived for twenty years, and there are two things he regrets the most.

First, he shouldn't have gone to the perm half a year ago, which led to the failure of the perm, and the photos of the instant noodle head were made into emojis by gay men, which became his eternal black history.

Second, he shouldn't have agreed to Hong Ziqian's idea of being rancid to the extreme today, curled up in a ball and hugged by Duan Yezhou in the quilt, so that his reputation was ruined and his reputation was ruined.

"I'm sorry to meet an acquaintance." Duan Yezhou Road.

Lu Rulu stared at the pitch black in front of him, and complained in a muffled voice: "You have too much to say!" Can't we talk later? Damn, I'm almost suffocating!! ”

"What's the hurry?" Duan Yezhou said lightly, "The more anxious I am, the more suspicious I will become." ”

"If you hold it for too long, your physical strength can't keep up, and you'll show your stuffing, okay."

"No, you're really light." Duan Yezhou seemed to treat him like an iron in the gym, and he actually held him up and down twice on the spot, "Do you usually eat well." ”

Lu Rulu's voice of gritting his teeth came from the quilt: "Don't lift it, take Lao Tzu out!" ”