17 Chapter 17

Finally, when the security uncle returned to the security booth after smoking, the two male college students were gearing up to implement their plan to slip away.

Lu Rulu put a quilt on his head and said to Duan Yezhou, who also had a quilt on his head: "I count one, two, three, and we will ......"

"Wait." Duan Yezhou raised his hand and pointed in one direction, and said in a low voice, "There are people over there." ”

Lu Rulu stuck his head out of the quilt, and sure enough, he saw a figure even more sneaky than them, probing his brain like them.

"Who is this? So suspicious. Lu Rulu frowned, "Isn't it a thief?" ”

Duan Yezhou said: "Just go and ask?" ”

"Ask?" Lu Rulu was taken aback, "Don't be impulsive, what if he has a weapon on him." ”

Duan Yezhou didn't care: "He is only one person, what are we afraid of." With that, he walked towards the figure.

Lu Rulu couldn't stop the junior, so he could only join: "If you are really stabbed, I will not block the knife for you." ”

Duan Yezhou: "Oh. ”

Under the cover of the night, the two quietly walked behind the "suspect", and while they were unprepared, Lu Rulu shouted: "What person! Why wander around here late at night? ”

The boy was startled, staggered and turned back, and instinctively raised his hands to make a surrender form: "Misunderstanding, I'm a student of Jiaotong University!" ”

Lu Rulu is so smart that he will not listen to the boy's words: "Can you come up with evidence?" ”

The boy said without thinking: "The fish-flavored eggplant made by the master of the small fried window of the third canteen is delicious!" ”

Lu Rulu and Duan Yezhou glanced at each other, and hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, buddy, we saw that you were sneaky, and we thought ...... I'm sorry! ”

The boy's personality seems to be very good, and he is not angry when he is mistaken for a thief, and he grins and says, "It's okay, you didn't mean it." By the way, you also want to leave school at this time? ”

Lu Rulu bowed: "Yes." ”

"Wait, this is ......" The boy looked at the quilt that the two were wearing and was amazed: "You actually brought props!" Professionals, it's better to sigh to yourself! ”

"We're not ......" Lu Rulu originally wanted to explain, but when he thought that he would have to start with tutoring Duan Yezhou in high mathematics, he couldn't explain it at all for a while, so he simply put it up: "Yes, we are very professional - do you want to mix it up too?" ”

The boy said very calmly: "Yes, because I can't find a job, I found a rich woman to take care of/support me." The rich woman was lucky to be on the move, and the cars that picked me up were coming, and I had to go out. ”

Lu Rulu looked outside and saw a low-key and luxurious silver coupe parked at the school gate, which could be said to be a genuine Fengluan Chunen car.

Lu Rulu asked hesitantly: "I would like to ask, what major do you study?" ”

After the boy reported the name of the major, Lu Rulu and Duan Yezhou suddenly realized. Lu Rulu patted the boy's shoulder and sighed: "It's not easy." ”

The boy smiled and said, "Brothers, I think we are very destined. In this way, let me go one step ahead. If it goes well, you will follow with you; If it doesn't go well, take advantage of me to attract the attention of the security guards, and you can slip away. ”

Lu Rulu was so moved by this classmate who only had one side of the relationship: "How can this work, brother, I think I'll think I'll think about it in the long run." ”

Duan Yezhou, who was watching from the sidelines, said with a smile: "Do you think you are making a martial arts movie?" ”

The boy was afraid that the rich woman would be in a hurry and would affect his money, so he insisted on going out first. Lu Rulu and Duan Yezhou hid in the dark, watching the boy cautiously approach the security booth, and then seized the opportunity when the security guard lowered his head to play with his mobile phone, and rushed to the credit card machine with an arrow step.

When it was too late, the security guard was keenly aware of the abnormality, raised his head suddenly, saw the boy trying to drill the credit card machine, and shouted: "Stop!" Which house are you from?! ”

The security guard snatched the door out, and the boy ran away.

"Right now." Duan Yezhou took Lu Rulu's hand and said decisively: "Go!" ”

"Wait, there's a camera here, cover your face with your quilt first!" Lu Rulu hurriedly said, "Also, Duan Yezhou, don't hold my hand, I'm going to be sensitive!" ”

Duan Yezhou: "......"

The boy had already run away, and the security uncle scolded and wanted to go back to the security booth to adjust the monitoring, but he turned around and froze instantly.

I saw that under the darkness of the night, a quilt embroidered with small flowers was moving wildly towards the gate in front of his eyes!

The well-informed security guard was shocked into expletive: ", what the hell?! ”

Lu Rulu and Duan Yezhou, like the boys, were blocked by the credit card machine. Students need to swipe their campus cards on the credit card machine to enter and exit the campus, of course they don't have time to swipe the card at this time, Duan Yezhou took a long step and jumped over easily, his posture was chic and handsome, leaving Lu Rulu to freeze on the spot alone.

Duan Yezhou urged: "Jump, Brother Lu!" Are you waiting for yourself to grow taller? ”

Lu Rulu scolded secretly, bent down in shame, and got out in the same way as the boy.

Duan Yezhou: "...... Burst. ”

The two of them covered their faces with quilts, and then ran wildly. When Duan Yezhou's grandmother sewed a small flower quilt for Duan Yezhou, she probably didn't think that one day her quilt would come in handy.

The security uncle saw that the "flower quilt" ran faster than a rabbit, and he couldn't catch up at all, so he decisively took out the walkie-talkie and asked for help: "Pay attention, pay attention, all units pay attention!" The 'suspect' has jumped out of the south gate and is quickly fleeing in the southeast direction! ”

……

Ten minutes later, Lu Rulu led Duan Yezhou to stand at the door of Xie Lan's house. Facing Xie Lanzhi, who got up in the middle of the night to open the door for them, the two of them offered the supper they bought on the road with both hands, and Lu Rulu was still wearing Duan Yezhou's quilt: "I'm sorry Brother Lan, I'm sorry to disturb!" ”

Xie Lanzhi: "...... Do you still bring your own quilt when you borrow it? ”

Qin Shu poked his head out from behind Xie Lanzhi, looked at their slightly embarrassed appearance, and asked, "Are you fleeing?" ”

Lu Rulu smiled and said, "This matter is a long story. ”

In order to thank Lan Shu's little couple for taking them in, Lu Rulu and Duan Yezhou bought hundreds of supper on the way here, which were crayfish roasted lamb chops and braised duck necks that Qin Shu liked. When they bought it, they were still holding the quilt in their arms, so that the owner of the supper shop once thought that they were patients who had run out of some psychiatric hospital, the kind with bad brains, and wanted to trick them into soliciting customers for free when they saw that they were handsome.

Ever since Qin Shu had a gastroenteritis, Xie Lanzhi rarely let him eat late-night supper. Qin Shu smelled the aroma of crayfish and cast an expectant and pleading gaze at Xie Lanzhi. Xie Lanzhi wanted to laugh a little and said, "You can eat if you want." ”

The corners of Qin Shu's mouth almost rose to the sky, and he said loudly: "Thank you, 1274!" ”

After the four of them finished supper, Xie Lanzhi took the straight men to visit the two secondary bedrooms and the shared bathroom, and Qin Shu brought them new toothbrushes and towels.

After tossing all night, Lu Rulu was so tired that he looked like he had just finished planting ten miles of land, he brushed his teeth with a toothbrush in one hand, and brushed short videos with his mobile phone in the other, and saw Duan Yezhou walking in as if no one was next to him in the mirror.

Lu Rulu protested: "I haven't finished washing yet." ”

Duan Yezhou came to the mirror and picked up the toothpaste: "It won't be good if you squeeze it." ”

The two boys standing in front of a washstand were a bit crowded, and from time to time they would touch each other's arms. Lu Rulu rinsed his mouth absentmindedly, and Duan Yezhou really didn't miss any opportunity to be alone with him.

Lu Rulu stared at Duan Yezhou in the mirror: "Duan Yezhou, when I was in your quilt, I heard you and that buddy say that you only like your sister, is this true?" ”

Duan Yezhou, who was brushing his teeth, let out a vague "um".

Lu Rulu asked, "Why?" ”

"No why." Duan Yezhou spit out the foam in his mouth, "Personal sexual fetish." ”

Lu Rulu couldn't help but ask again: "Are you sure you like your sister, not your brother?" ”

Duan Yezhou glanced at Lu Rulu and asked rhetorically, "Then are you sure that you are a carbon-based creature, not a silicon-based person?" ”

Lu Rulu replied without thinking: "I'm sure I'm a carbon-based creature. Are you sure you like your sister? ”

Duan Yezhou couldn't help laughing: "Neurotic." ”

Duan Yezhou was obviously scolding him for being sick, but there was an undisguised smile in his voice, and Lu Rulu was stunned when he heard it: "Why are you scolding...... Why don't you answer me head-on? ”

Duan Yezhou looked at him for a while, and sighed helplessly: "Okay, okay, I'm also sure that what I like is my sister - let me wash my face after washing." ”

Lu Rulu stepped aside and gave Duan Yezhou his place. Listening to the sound of the rushing water, he said coldly: "Duan Yezhou, when you graduate, how about I introduce my sister to you?" ”

Duan Yezhou: "...... It's good if you're happy. ”

Lu Rulu was full of motivation: "What do you like?" ”

Duan Yezhou said: "I'm a superficial person, I just like to be beautiful. ”

Lu Rulu was a little surprised: "Are you Yan Kong?" ”

"Yes." Duan Yezhou nodded, "No?" I don't have the right to face control? ”

Everyone has the right to face control, but with Duan Yezhou's appearance and figure, he not only has the right to face control, but also the capital of face control.

Lu Rulu asked thoughtfully: "You mean, you definitely don't like ugly?" ”

Duan Yezhou said, "It should be." ”

Lu Rulu said: "I understand, I understand." ”

The second bedroom of the Lanshu couple is simple and warm, and the bed is also the best. As soon as Lu Rulu got into bed comfortably, Qin Shu came over with two pillows: "Brother Lu, do you prefer to sleep on high pillows or low pillows?" ”

"Gao, thank you."

"Okay." Qin Shu put down the high pillow and prepared to leave, "Good night then." ”

Lu Rulu's heart moved, and he said, "Little love letter, you ...... Do you still have my perm failed emoji? ”

As soon as he talked about this Qin book, he was happy: "Of course, this is my family heirloom, and I even keep the paper version!" ”

Lu Rulu couldn't believe that he would say such a thing one day: "You show me the emoji." ”

"Why do you suddenly want to see that?" Qin Shu was shocked, "Didn't you say that if you let you see those emojis again, you will bite us to death first and then poke yourself in the eyes?" ”

“…… You show me first. ”

Qin Shu's expression was as if he had seen a ghost. He carefully sat down on the edge of the bed, and carefully took out his mobile phone to find the photo of Lu Rulu's failed perm: "Brother Lu, you can see it, but don't do stupid things!" ”

Lu Rulu took Qin Shu's mobile phone, only glanced at it, and immediately felt his scalp tingle and his chest suffocated: "It's so ugly." ”

This bubble noodle-like curly hair is enough to nail him to the pillar of shame for a lifetime, and it is so ugly that it is miserable, and the sky is angry and resentful.

He still remembers the moment he finished perming his hair, and almost called the police. At that moment, he even thought of the epitaph he used to warn future generations: Perm is risky, and you need to be cautious when entering the pit.

Because of that hairstyle, he was "ridiculed" by gay men, and he shaved his flat head in anger before he was ashamed. Fortunately, his hair grew back quickly, otherwise he would have been so angry that he would have gone to the barbershop in the middle of the night to splash paint.

After half a year, he saw himself again with instant noodles on his head, and couldn't help but sigh: "You shouldn't have stopped me from calling the police at that time." ”

Qin Shu patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "It's okay, it's actually quite cute hahahahaha

It only took two seconds for Qin Shu to go from laughing lightly to laughing out loud, and Lu Ru Lusheng watched him more and more unstoppable, rolling on the bed with his stomach covered, and said helplessly: "You are careful to pull it over." ”

"Hahahahaha-"

Lu Rulu pondered for a long time and said, "Little love letter, what do you think of me perming this kind of head again?" ”

Qin Shu: "?????????????? ”