Lu Rulu originally just said casually that he had a hundred ways to make himself ugly, such as wearing tight leather pants, staying up late to make himself a panda eye, and eating himself into a fat man...... Either way, it's more understandable than scalding the instant noodle head.

In Qin Shu's concept, there may be countless parallel worlds in the vast universe, but no matter which world it is, Lu Rulu in that world will not say anything like "I'll burn my instant noodles again".

In order to make sure that Lu Rulu was not pierced or taken away by the soul, Qin Shuyi asked him several questions in a row, such as "what is the 'four prohibitive principles' you proposed to us", "what was the first gift that Chu Cheng gave to Xu Ning", and so on. After Lu Rulu answered all the questions correctly, Qin Shu said: "But I don't understand, how can the five words 'hot bubble noodles' come out of your mouth?" ”

Lu Rulu said: "Why, 1274 didn't tell you about the hot spring hotel?" ”

"Oh, he did, but he said it briefly." Qin Shu had an expression of trying to understand, "He only said that you have been irrational by Duan Yezhou recently. ”

"'Not very sane'?" Lu Rulu sneered, "Xie Lanzhi really said it so tactfully? He didn't use words like 'stupid' or 'stupid'? ”

Qin Shu's eyes dodged, and he changed the topic weakly: "So, what does it have to do with Duan Yezhou if you want to burn the instant noodles again?" ”

Lu Rulu looked towards the door for a moment, and made sure that Duan Yezhou had already gone back to the other secondary bedroom, so he lowered his voice and said, "Because I don't want Duan Yezhou to like me." ”

In the face of the possible affection between two straight men, Qin Shu, a knock scholar, actually behaved extremely calmly, completely lacking the excitement he usually reads novels: "First of all, are you sure he likes you?" ”

"Probably." Lu Rulu was worried, "Some people say that I should ask Duan Yezhou directly." What do you think? ”

Qin Shu let out a disdainful sneer: "What is there to ask about this? He may or may not like it. Even if he likes it, it can be divided into many situations: he may fall in love at first sight, or he may slowly like it in the process of getting along. He may like it but don't know it, or he may doubt that he likes it but is not sure, or he may even know that he likes it and decide to keep his crush for various reasons...... Even if you ask, you may not get an accurate answer, so it's better to wait for him to think about it and say it himself - which fool gave you a bad idea? ”

Lu Rulu was confused by this crackling string, and his heart was worthy of being a strange man who loves to read literature, and the emotional counseling class was like a tongue twister. He can analyze the previous things that he "may like", "may not like", and "may like but don't know", but he can't wait to answer Qin Shu's last question.

"It's 1274." Lu Rulu replied with a smile.

Qin Shu was instantly stunned: "Huh? ”

Lu Rulu gloated: "It was 1274 who suggested that I ask Duan Yezhou for clarification. ”

Qin Shu lowered his head and pondered for three seconds, and said seriously: "Actually, after thinking about it, it's better for you to ask directly." Yes, yes, yes, I asked you to stop being entangled, so that you can be relaxed, this is a wonderful point of view, I will always support 1274! 1274 is the smartest! ”

Lu Rulu angrily reprimanded: "What about your little couple playing single dogs as monkeys? ”

Qin Shu said with a smile: "No matter what, Brother Lu, don't toss your hair anymore!" ”

"It's weird, what's the matter with me burning my head?"

"Because I don't want to see you unhappy!"

Lu Rulu was slightly stunned, and a warmth welled up from the bottom of his heart: "Little love letter, I found that you are really good to me sometimes." Okay, I'm not going to burn the instant noodles first, you can send me those emojis. ”

"To be honest, if you hadn't saved my life, I would have wished you had burned a few more times to make me and 1274 smile more......" Qin Shu was halfway through his words, and immediately changed his words to Lu Rulu's indifferent eyes: "But I do treat you very well!" If you don't let me knock you and Duan Yezhou, I won't knock at all, in my heart, in my eyes, you are brothers with different surnames who are not related by blood, but are in the same household registration book - it is impossible! ”

Lu Rulu's complexion gradually softened.

"Also, today I originally wore the same style of loungewear as 1274, and in order to entertain you sensitively, I deliberately changed my clothes!"

Lu Rulu's throat rolled and was moved: "Little love letter ......"

Qin Shu held Lu Rulu's hand, his eyes were sincere: "Brother Lu......"

A simple handshake no longer seems to be able to express the touching friendship between straight men and gay men, Lu Rulu was thinking about whether to hug him, when he heard Xie Lanzhi's cold voice sounding at the door: "You hug one and try it." ”

Standing at the door to "watch the excitement" is not only Xie Lanzhi, but also Duan Yezhou. The two tall boys stood at the door and looked over, full of oppression, especially Duan Yezhou, whose heads were about to touch the door frame.

In the "dark tide" of the four people, Xie Lanzhi spoke first: "4721, go back to the room and sleep." ”

Qin Shu quickly got out of bed, abandoned Lu Rulu without hesitation, and ran towards Xie Lanzhi: "Okay, 1274!" ”

4721 obediently followed 1274 back to the master bedroom, and Duan Yezhou was still standing at the door, looking at Lu Rulu thoughtfully.

Lu Rulu sat cross-legged on the bed and asked calmly, "Are you okay?" ”

"No, just a little curious." Duan Yezhou said, "Brother Lu, when Senior Qin Shu held your hand, why weren't you sensitive?" ”

"How can this be the same." Lu Rulu said, "He's already bent, and he has a boyfriend." When you have a girlfriend, do you see that I am still sensitive to you, believe it or not, I hug your good brother every day, and make an appointment with you to rub each other in the bathhouse once a week? ”

Duan Yezhou nodded, suddenly said "It's quite 6", and then left: "Good night." ”

Lu Rulu and Duan Yezhou slept too late at night, and they didn't take the exam the next day, so they didn't leave the little couple's house until noon.

Xie Lanzhi borrowed a brand new coat for Duan Yezhou, lest Duan Yezhou have to go back with a quilt all the way. As for the small flower quilt that experienced a night of thrilling with the owner and his seniors, it was thoughtfully folded into small squares by Lu Rulu and put into a large bag of luxury goods provided by Qin Shu's friendship.

On the way back, the two packed two servings of rice noodles for lunch. Lu Rulu wanted to go back to his dormitory to eat, but Duan Yezhou said, "Go to my dormitory to eat, didn't you say you wanted to cook with me before?" ”

Can that be compared before and now?

Lu Rulu was still thinking about what kind of reason to find to refuse Duan Yezhou, and heard Duan Yezhou say: "Brother Lu, you know, since my parents divorced, my grandmother died of illness, and Hong Ziqian had a girlfriend, I have always eaten alone. ”

Lu Rulu was shocked, did Duan Yezhou actually have such a love in his heart, and he didn't hesitate to move out of the shadow of his childhood to eat with me. Grass, I'm suddenly so stressed what's going on.

can't go on like this, Duan Yezhou, don't love it too much, Lao Tzu really only likes sweet girls.

Lu Rulu was ruthless and agreed to Duan Yezhou's invitation: "Take a ride." ”

The two returned to the 42nd men's dormitory with a full load. It was time for lunch, and the boys who had come back from eating were coming up and down in the hallway. The school's radio is broadcasting the school's recent news: "In the 19th college basketball knockout match in this city, our school's basketball team lost to the University of Science and Technology, lost 90-107, and stopped in the semifinals......"

The University of Science and Technology and Jiaotong University have been "sworn enemies" in the city for many years. Hearing this news, Duan Yezhou let out a sneer, and Lu Rulu comforted himself: "It's okay, we have blown them up in the robot competition." ”

"Attention students, there is an urgent news item on the fly. Last night, a blue-bottomed quilt roamed around the campus, all the way from the undergraduate dormitory to the south gate, and floated out of the school after a fight with the security guards. If you know this flower quilt, please contact the school security office as soon as possible, Uncle Li of the security department said that he was willing to invite the person in the know to eat half a month of breakfast as a thank you, thank you. ”

Lu Rulu: ". ”

Duan Yezhou: ". ”

The two of them looked down at the blue in the bag. Because the quilt was so big, a large part of it was exposed outside the bag.

Lu Rulu's whole person was messy, and he trembled and said, "Duan Yezhou......?" ”

Duan Yezhou looked quite calm: "Don't panic, go back to my bedroom first." ”

They had already reached the sixth floor, and they were already very close to Duan Yezhou's bedroom. However, before they had time to run away, a classmate of Duan Yezhou came up to them, who was Duan Yezhou's class leader: "Duan Yezhou, ......after the exam, will you go to the class dinner?"

In a hurry, Lu Rulu grabbed Duan Yezhou's wrist and led people to drill to the side where they could drill.

The squad leader, who witnessed everything, was stunned and froze in place, unable to recover for a long time.

At this time, Hong Ziqian happened to pass by, and saw the squad leader standing at the door of the public toilet, with a ghost-like expression, and asked, "What's wrong with you?" ”

The squad leader said in a tone that doubted the authenticity of the world, "I just saw my squad god and another handsome guy rushing headlong into the toilet. ”

Hong Ziqian shrugged: "Maybe they're in a hurry." ”

The squad leader said blankly: "The problem is, they seem to be carrying ...... in their hands Lunch box? ”

Hong Ziqian looked confused: "What? ”

Lu Rulu and Duan Yezhou huddled in the narrow cubicle of the toilet, and heard the conversation between the two clearly.

After a long minute of silence, Lu Rulu slowly raised his head, looked at Duan Yezhou, and said very seriously: "I plan to buy a ticket and flee home as soon as I finish the exam, and then see if I can apply to study abroad in Antarctica, what about you?" ”

Lu Rulu and Duan Yezhou are not short in height, plus the quilt and lunch box that have been contaminated, the two of them are almost stuck together in a limited space.

It was the first time for Lu Rulu to stand so close to Duan Yezhou, and he felt the difference in their height more intuitively. He couldn't see Duan Yezhou's face at all if he didn't look up, but he could hear the nervous heartbeat of him and Duan Yezhou who were sent to the security office for fear of being discovered by the squad leader.

Duan Yezhou's voice came from above: "Then I may contact NASA and try to join the Mars immigration program." ”