Suddenly I burst into tears, and I couldn't stop it.

"Daddy!"

"Good son!"

I took the tissue, couldn't help patting the little boy's head, and sighed slightly in my heart, such a well-behaved child, if it is really my son, it is really favored by the sky, but unfortunately, this kind of thing can never be true, I don't know who made such a bad joke with me.

At this time, the green light came on, I tapped the accelerator, continued on the road, and after wiping away my tears, I just pretended that nothing happened, and the little boy was very understanding and did not poke my tears, which made my mood calm a lot.

"Go further on, then turn right, into the complex, Building 18, and then go to the underground parking lot! ”

"Your family is so rich!"

"It should be said that my mother is really rich, and my father is a poor ghost and a turtle, and he is still a straight man with cancer. When my father and my mother met on the Internet, he tricked my mother, who was still innocent, into going to his city, so he spent six yuan to ask for a bowl of Malatang, but he my mother thirteen times, and I was the target that night!"

"I spent six yuan to ask for a bowl of spicy hot! Can you do it thirteen times in a row? Your father is such a special slut, this kind of slut has his own harvest, why don't you kill a girl with a thunderbolt!"

"Dad, it's not okay for you to say that, although you are indeed a slut, but after all, you are my own father!"

I stared at the little boy and said very seriously: "I can't be your own father, even if you are reborn, at most...... I'm a special pick-up man. You're a good kid, and you're cute and smart...... My seeds aren't that good!"

The little boy shook his head, sighed, and said, "Dad, don't talk about yourself like that, in fact, my mother said that you are not a bad person." She once told me that your greatest advantage is that you are very righteous, love to help others, and although you have no money, you have a group of good friends. ”

"A bunch of good friends who robbed my ex-girlfriend? If those goods thought I was still a friend, they wouldn't have robbed my woman so happily. I'm a man with no friends!"

Speaking of which, it's very infuriating, every guy who has snatched my girlfriend will naturally regard me as a best friend, without exception, there has never been a self-conscious guy who feels that they have done such a miserable thing, and I can't have any friendship and friendship with them.

"Isn't there a guy named Chen Guo who is not your good friend?"

"Chen Guo, I'm not familiar with this person!"

I do know a guy named Chen Guo, but I don't know him well, I have an impression of him, because this guy is the main striker of the school football team, and he has the girl with the biggest tits in the school.

The little boy said very seriously: "My mother said that Chen Guo's girlfriend was snatched away, and you were angry with him." So, after that time, she felt that you were very reliable and a person who loved to help her friends. ”

Chen Guo played well with his girlfriend, going to a small hotel near the school every day to open a room, and he was so cool that he was angry and resentful, how could he be snatched away?"

"I said I was born again?"

"Okay then, tell me, how did I help him?"

The little boy said in an ancient tone: "There is a male student in your school who writes novels on the Internet, he specializes in writing about cities, and is especially good at all kinds of urban small yellow literature, and later was killed by sweeping pornography, so he went to write fantasy, and the result was a great success, with an annual income of tens of millions, so he ran to show off with Chen Guo's big wave girlfriend, and with the help of the charm of money, he successfully dug the foot of the wall." ”

"I'm grass! That product is really cheap, Lao Chen will admit it! This kind of corner, there is no way to dig it back. ”

"Later, it was Dad who couldn't look past it, so he came up with an idea for Chen Guo, asking him to ask the man out alone, putting sleeping pills in the wine, and providing him with caeser and lubricating oil, instigating him to anal the man's ......"

"I, I, I...... Fuck, am I that shitty? All of these ideas came up?"

"Because Dad, you have been dumped by women many times, so it's not surprising that you were forced out of this bad idea, but ...... Dad, haven't you really thought about carrying out this plan yourself?"

"I ...... I really want to ...... Hey, hey, you're not at your age to talk about this kind of topic, so don't think about it. ”

While showing me the way, the little boy also said: "You were afraid that Chen Guo would not be able to do it, so you specially persuaded him to take two tablets of Viagra in advance, and afterwards Chen Guo cried and said, it is so disgusting, I really don't want to do it, but my cock is hard, and I can't stop myself if I want to!"

"Lao Chen...... This kind of slut has his own harvest, why don't you kill a girl with a thunderbolt!"

I really can't describe myself in this story, although I am certainly not so cheap, and even with my poor imagination, I can't imagine that there are such cheap people in the world. I can pack the ticket, this person is definitely not me, even in the future, I experience more painful blows, I can't do this kind of degrading thing, because I don't have such an off-line imagination.

"Yes! Your friend named Chen Guo regretted it very much afterwards, and sent a trauma ointment and a letter of apology to the other party, but the other party dropped out of school crying, the culprit of the first big tits in the school, and then couldn't help but force your father to the overlord, and gang-raped you with a few little bitches, and then married abroad together, it is said that he remarried several times later, and is now the wife of the executive director of a bank in Toronto. ”

"Fuck it? Why am I unlucky every time? What are they doing with me like these little bitches? Is it an international marriage agency? Or is it a good husband turntable machine, and it still uses wheels?"

The little boy handed me an access card and asked me to swipe it into the community, without stimulating me any more, leaving me alone and scolding as if I was a psychopath.

Park the car in the underground parking space, I took the little boy to take the elevator, straight up to the twenty-first floor, I have to say, this community is very luxurious, belongs to the kind of I can't afford in this life, can't afford in the next life, can't afford in the next life, can't afford to buy in the next life, eighteen lifetimes can't afford to buy the type.

The little boy is a little interested.,I'm a little envious and jealous.,Dick like me.,It's also in the game and you can kill all sides.,There's no future in reality.,It's my last year of college.,But I didn't even get where to do an internship.,I don't know where to work after graduation.,When I think of the future,I can't help but feel melancholy.。

"If this little boy's family really lives here, I'm afraid my mother and I won't have an intersection in our lives!

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