I disconnected the nerve connector and let out a long breath, wanting to take a sip of coffee, only to find that I didn't know which grandson I had just brewed. There were eight animals in the dormitory, and everyone but me was suspicious, but I was sure that with the discipline of this bunch of goods, I couldn't catch the bastard who was stealing coffee.

"Damn! I should have gone out to rent a house a long time ago, I can't live in the dormitory, and I have to worry about someone stealing the rolling paper. ”

I glanced at the dormitory, and it was a beast that had not returned, and was a little bored, when the door of the dormitory was gently pushed open, and a child of seven or eight years old walked in with a cat on his waist.

"Hey, hey, who's your child?"

"Daddy!"

"Dad, you're big, don't mess with Dad, I'm still a virgin!"

This kid is very beautiful, not to mention, he really looks a little like me, but he is more than twenty-five times more handsome than my cowardly look.

He coughed a little seriously, handed over three pieces of printer paper, and said lightly: "My mother said that when you were with her, you also boasted that you were a virgin, but because you were too skilled in bed, it aroused her suspicions. Later, after my mother went through painstaking interviews and surveys, she counted the information of your 186 predecessors, and you had nothing to say. Of course, this statistical table is not very accurate, and my mother said that at least 30 percent of it is missing......"

"Can I sue your mother for defamation?"

I skimmed through the paper, and there were a lot of shocking names, and these girls were indeed my ex, but at least seventy percent of them I had never done it, and I didn't even recognize them.

Who would make such a bad joke on me? Lao Tzu is really a virgin! Every time I am dumped by a woman, I will feel that I have recovered into an innocent little virgin, of course, only psychologically, but physically, I can't recover no matter what.

"No! because my mom is only twelve years old!"

"I'll you! Did you kid come from time crossing? Tell your uncle, who is your real father and mother? I'll send you back, it must be some kind of indecent senior...... Well, it's also possible that a disruptive teacher gave birth to a strange child like you. ”

"If I'm wonderful, you're a wonderful father!"

"Your mom is twelve, you're at least eight years old, aren't you?"

"Seven years old! Seven years old and two months to be exact, and I'm only in the first grade this year!"

"Isn't that weird enough?"

The child shrugged his shoulders helplessly, and said indifferently: "It's just a rebirth, where is the wonder?"

I laughed angrily, pointed at the little cub, and shouted, "Do you want to inquire first, is this book a rebirth, or an online game?"

The child shrugged his shoulders again, looked at me with very helpful eyes, and said slowly, "It's now fashionable to be reborn and come back to play games!"

"Reborn and back to play online games? How can there be such a ghost thing that violates reality and is unreasonable? I'm not your father, I'm still a virgin!"

The little boy spread his hands and said helplessly: "The author of this book has always been undisciplined, and I don't feel strange what he writes about this book." Also, don't put the word virgin in front of me, you're a virgin, where did I come from?

I am usually very conceited and eloquent, but in front of this seven-year-old boy, I have been defeated several times, and I have been fighting for half an hour, and I am a little exhausted and mentally empty.

"Well, I can ask, even if this novel is reborn back to play the game. Which of us has crossed? Have you crossed, or have I crossed?"

"It's hard to understand such a complex issue with your IQ, Daddy. I'm here to take you home!

"Little brute!

I don't believe it, this kid is my son, but he is a bastard if he has a advantage.

How could this kind of thing happen in my life? Although I am not very confident in the discipline of the author of this book, the last time I drank flower wine, he told me that this book is a pure online game...... I'm grass, this bastard won't lie to me, will he?

The little boy smiled innocently and cutely, and pulled me to call my father several times, and I was really embarrassed to scold him again. He's going to take me home anyway, so I'm going to send him home and see which bastard is teasing me. Pulled by this little boy, I involuntarily walked out of the dormitory building, and then I saw a large SUV priced at least two million parked in front of the building.

The little boy skilfully opened the car door and waved at me, my eyes lit up, and I got into the car with my feet up. When I sat in the car, I said excitedly, "So you are the child of a rich family! Can you let me worship you as a godfather?"

The little boy pointed to the steering wheel and said, "Pay attention to the discipline! By the way, you can drive, at my age, it is difficult to reach the steering wheel, accelerator, and brake at the same time!"

I was puzzled and asked, "Who drove this car?"

"Me!"

"How did you get there?"

"I can't tell you! Anyway, driving is a lot of work for my age. ”

"The police didn't arrest you halfway?"

"They can't see me!"

“......”

I had a ride with this little boy, and soon we drove out of the school and into the rolling traffic of the street. It was the first time I had driven such a high-end and luxurious car, and although this little boy appeared a little weird, it still couldn't dispel my excitement. Following the boy's instructions, I drove all the way in the direction of the city center.

Our university is a newly built campus, and the geographical location is still quite remote, which is already considered a suburb of the city. When we entered the downtown area, there were more and more cars on the road, and the speed slowed down. At an intersection, I was blocked by a red light for more than ten minutes, so I turned on the on-board computer in the car and chose a song to loop.

The stereo in this car was better than any room sound I had ever heard, and the melodious music swirled around the car, calming my somewhat impetuous mood. It's funny to say, I was unconsciously influenced by this little boy, and I called each other and became a kid, a daddy, a little rabbit cub, a turtle daddy, a little bastard, a little bastard, a little bastard, a little bastard......

A smile suddenly rose on the corner of my mouth, and I couldn't help but think: "It would be nice if I could really give birth to such a lively and lovely son, but unfortunately this will only be a joke after all, and I will not be able to break the curse of fate and get the true love of life." ”

When I think of my ill-fated fate, my cursed life, as long as I associate with a girl, I will definitely be robbed of my love, I can't help but feel sad, and I can't stop feeling sad in my heart.

At this time, the music looping in the single in the car happened to play the sentence: "I'm fed up waiting for your so-called arrangement, how long will the future come......"

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