Chapter 51: Crackling
Jinyi Baihu's expression was serious, without the slightest tone of discussion, and his expression was full of anxiety.
"What's the matter with entering the palace?" Li Qing asked.
"It's a holy decree."
"What about the Divine Decree?"
ββ¦β¦ Dictation. The hundred households in brocade clothes stepped forward quickly and whispered, "How dare this official falsely pass on the holy word, Doctor Li will quickly follow this official into the palace." β
Realizing that his official authority could not suppress Li Qing, the hundred households in brocade clothes restrained their domineering momentum and explained:
"The Holy Dragon's body is not in harmony, and there is no room for a moment's delay."
Li Qing was slightly startled, "What's going on?" β
ββ¦β¦ Doctor Li, don't ask, you'll know when you enter the palace. "It's hard to talk about hundreds of households in brocade, even if they are sick, there are Li Hong and his wife, and Wang Shouren, where does he dare to talk nonsense.
Li Qing didn't have to worry about a hundred households, and took the lead to go out.
"Seriously?"
Baihu hurriedly followed him and explained in a low voice, "It's serious, but it's not serious." β
When he went out, he said, "Your Majesty...... Diarrhea is severe. β
Li Qing frowned slightly, and said in surprise: "It shouldn't be, isn't the imperial food in the palace clean?" β
"This ...... I don't know. Baihu urged, "The matter is urgent, Doctor Li will ride a horse, right?" β
"Well, let's go."
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Qianqing Palace, partial hall clean room.
Zhu Youzhu bit a towel in his mouth, his fat face was distorted, his forehead was full of sweat, he almost didn't pull it, but he couldn't get up......
The little eunuchs all changed two gong buckets.
"Mmmm......" Zhu Youjiao's neck muscles flare, and then, there was a crackling sound, but it was only a few drops.
He trembled confidently and stood up, and then, as soon as he straightened up, he sat down again, and there was another crackle.
"What about Doctor Li, why hasn't he come yet?" Zhu Youzhu became a nameless fire.
"Your Majesty, Divine Doctor Li is here."
"Announce quickly." Zhu Youzhu didn't care about the etiquette, he was uncomfortable now, don't say that he couldn't even stand up.
After a while, a young man walked in with a disgusted expression.
When he came up, he asked, "What have you eaten?" β
"You ......" Zhu Youzhu was angry at first, and then there was a burst of weakness, "You two retreat." β
The little eunuch who was waiting said yes, looked at Li Qing more, and retreated with relief.
Li Qing wrinkled his nose and said, "Don't be a doctor when you are sick, tell the truth about what you eat." β
"I ate some mutton shabu, donkey meat, fish fillet, ......" Zhu Youjiao's stomach was empty, and the farts kept ringing, and Sensei felt uncomfortable, "I also ate some oranges, you should think of a way." β
"Who told you to eat this?" Li Qing frowned, "Didn't I tell you that the diet should be light, and you should be on the sidelines?" β
"You are presumptuous......" Zhu Youzhu was already uncomfortable, and he was even more angry when he was reprimanded by Li Qing, but unexpectedly, as soon as he spoke, the air leaked first, and the puff kept coming.
Li Qing turned around and left.
"You, you, you ......" Zhu Youzhu stammered, very panicked.
After a while, Li Qing, who had been breathless, walked in and said directly: "Don't squat, wipe your buttocks." β
"You...... Don't you want to? Zhu Youzhu relaxed slightly, but he was also a little angry, "I can't get up!" β
ββ¦β¦ Leg numbness? β
"It's not just hemp, it's ...... Come together, and you'll have diarrhea. Zhu Youzhu was a little embarrassed, and his pale fat face climbed into a touch of red.
"If you knew today, why bother in the first place." Li Qing muttered and said, "The more you are like this, the more you will have diarrhea, just get up." β
"I ......," Zhu Youzhu whispered angrily, "What's wrong with pulling your pants?" β
"Just change your clothes, what's the matter?" Li Qing looked puzzled.
β¦β¦ It's not you who dare to be ashamed!
Zhu Youzhu took a breath, but wrinkled his nose violently, and broke his defense: "I'm like this, why don't you hurry up and open the prescription!?" β
ββ¦β¦ You get up first. β
"Give me a hand."
"......" Li Qing was helpless, held his breath and stepped forward and dragged him up.
As soon as Zhu Youzhu got up, he felt uncomfortable in his abdomen, and he instinctively wanted to squat down again.
Li Qing didn't give him a chance, and directly dragged him out.
He was so powerful that Zhu Youzhu couldn't resist at all.
"Slow ......"
Li Qing didn't listen.
Zhu Youzhu had no choice but to hurriedly lift his pants, and after the pants were lifted, he suddenly realized that his buttocks hadn't been wiped yet.
After such a delay, he was dragged out by Li Qing, Zhu Youzhu was angry and anxious, but it was not easy to speak, so many people were watching, if he said this, he would not be ashamed to death?
"Where to go, don't be around here, I'm fine." Zhu Youjiao's voice was gentle, and he didn't dare to exert his strength at all.
"The minister (slave and maid) retired."
The brocade guards and the little eunuchs dispersed.
Only then did Zhu Youzhu say: "Quickly prescribe a side medicine to me, the taste of diarrhea is too uncomfortable." β
"Do you dare to eat like that in the future?"
"You're ......!" Zhu Youzhu was furious, but he didn't dare, he held his buttocks and said, "Don't be long-winded, hurry up, I will punish you for your crimes." β
"How can there be an immediate curative drug?" Li Qing rolled his eyes, "You go lie down first, it's best to get some sleep and wake up before prescribing medicine." β
"Where am I...... Where to sleep. Zhu Youzhu put his legs together, very twisted, "Help me go back, I ...... I can't help it. β
Li Qing didn't hear it, and led him to the dormitory.
Zhu Youzhu had the heart to resist, but he didn't dare to exert his strength, with that small step, he was like a little daughter-in-law who wanted to refuse to return the favor.
'Puff puff ......'
Blowing up all the way, when he came to the dormitory, his pale fat face was already red.
Shame, shame.
Along the way, many slaves and maids saw him embarrassed, and he longed to get into the cracks in the ground.
"Well, they don't dare to make fun of you." Li Qing comforted, "Anyway, no one dares to talk about it in private, so you shouldn't have seen it." β
ββ¦β¦ It's all good things you did. Zhu Youzhu was furious.
Li Qing was speechless: "It's obvious that you're greedy, why are you complaining about me?" β
Zhu Youzhu lost his temper, not because he was generous, but because he was angry, he leaked air first.
When he came to the dormitory and lay down, he felt a little better, and the feeling of diarrhea was also reduced.
"Improve your weight-loss meal and add a few more dishes to it." Zhu Youzhu said, "I ate that, I was weak from eating, and I was also irritable and irritable, and I couldn't keep up my spirit when I handled official business...... If I eat it again, I will lose weight, but I will also collapse. β
Li Qing smiled helplessly, "Okay." β
There's no way, Zhu Youzhu is not an idler who doesn't do anything after all, and he can't treat himself too badly.
This was expected by Li Qing, but Li Qing didn't expect him to break his skills so quickly, and he also retaliated by overeating.
It was rare for Li Qing to speak well, and Zhu Youjiao's depressed mood improved a lot, and said: "I haven't seen you enter the palace recently, doesn't the Emperor Taishang's dragon body need to be recuperated?" β
"Resting is also recuperation, and you don't have to take medicine." Li Qing explained, and then asked, "When you eat those things...... How do you feel? β
Zhu Youzhu was stunned, and said truthfully: "I feel so happy, I want to be like that." β
Li Qing: "......"
"Your Majesty, you still have to be more modest." Li Qingzheng said, "The king of a country, without a good physique, how can he bear the great responsibility of the society?" β
"I don't need to say this," Zhu Youzhu snorted, "It's not that I can't endure hardships, it's just that your weight-loss meal is no different from that of a monk, so I can't afford to deal with official business." β
Li Qing didn't refute him this time, thought about it, and said, "In this way, how about adding a chicken leg to each meal and two oranges after the meal?" β
"Two isn't enough to plug your teeth." Zhu Youjiao's fat hand was opened, "Five!" β
"Ten, a hundred, as long as you don't care about the body, it's okay to eat casually." Li Qing said lightly, "The dignified emperor, but he only cares about the appetite of the mouth, how can it be that the Ming monarch did it?" β
"You...... Puff puff puff ......"
Zhu Youzhu was angry.
But he couldn't get angry now, and when he was a little excited, Kuku farted and had to calm down.
"Two chicken legs, five oranges, that's it, I won't overeat in the future." Zhu Youzhu snorted: "The Son of Heaven is true to his word, and I will do what I say." β
Li Qing sneered: "You said this before, what is the result?" β
Zhu Youjiao's face was hot, and he muttered, "Who knew that your weight loss meal would have such big side effects after eating it for a long time?" β
Li Qing: "......"
You can't become a fat man by eating in one bite, and in the same way, if you want to lose weight, it is not an overnight achievement.
Judging from Zhu Youjiao's overeating this time, he can't bear this hardship at all, high-intensity weight loss, he really can't bear it, and he is still the emperor and has to deal with the affairs of a country.
"No more."
"Okay, I will do what I say." Zhu Youzhu said.
Then, he said, "You better prescribe a prescription for diarrhea...... It's so uncomfortable. β
Li Qing nodded: "Don't eat greasy things in the past few days, I'll prescribe you three days of medicine, remember, you can only use new recipes after taking medicine, unless you still want to be like today." β
"Aang, got it." Zhu Youzhu nodded and said, "After opening the prescription, you go to Changle Palace and give the Emperor Taishang a pulse." β
"Okay."
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Changle Palace.
The monarch and the minister chatted freely, and the topic revolved around maritime business.
Zhu Jianshen asked: "There is the Shen family in the north, but what about the south?" β
"The Li family."
"Which Li family...... Yongqing Marquis Mansion? β
Li Qing nodded.
Zhu Jian was deeply surprised, and muttered: "Strictly speaking, the Li family is also an official gentry, and it is still a big official gentry; Also, Li Hong is a descendant of Li Wenzhong, the Duke of Cao Guo, that is Taizu's nephew, Wanqing, my sister-in-law, speaking of which, they are all family; gΓ²ΠΉΠͺ.ΕΞg
I really don't want to, the family is unhappy. β
"Don't worry, I've got you." Li Qingdao said, "What you're worried about, how could I not have considered it?" β
"If only you had a good idea." Zhu Jianshen sighed and said, "After the New Year, you will be busy again, I don't know if we will see each other again in the future." β
"Relax, you're not that bad." Li Qing smiled, "Besides, it's not like I won't come back." β
Zhu Jianshen smiled bitterly and said, "Don't forget what you promised me!" β
"Remember." Li Qing said softly: "The promise I made will never be broken. β
"Hey, okay." Zhu Jianshen smiled again, this time, he smiled relaxed and happy.
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Since Li Hong and Zhu Wanqing came to Beijing, Li Qing has been completely idle.
No need to cook, no need to wash dishes, eat when you arrive, watch after eating, or chat with Zhu Wanqing about maritime business, and plan the future business territory of the Li family.
Relax all day long.
In the blink of an eye, it's the New Year......