Today, the sun is shining, everywhere is blooming with colorful light, as soon as the mood of the person is good, everything is good, even the English test paper that usually looks at it will be nauseous and sleepy at this time has become brilliant, take a deep breath, feel the beauty of nature.

"Auntie, cousin, he was holding a strange toy, drooling and laughing lewdly. ”

"Xu Le, you guy pay attention to the influence on me! Hurry up and put away the pillow. Really, why do I have such a useless son? Hey, if you want to be well-behaved, you can't keep that child well-behaved, and if you want to be cute, you can't be cute and cute, what a disgusting son......"

Xu Le, who was originally refreshed, suddenly turned bitter melon color, he must not be his own child, right? Definitely not his own child, right? Is there such a burial of his own son? Also, it is impossible to deny that Yuan Xiaoya's girl is cute, but not as well-behaved as Fang Shou's guy? What are you kidding! Comparing yourself with Fang Shou's kid is completely insulting your own personality, which is absolutely intolerable!

"Dead to death, you menopausal old woman!"

I don't need to endure it anymore, Xu Le glanced at his mother who was busy in the kitchen, and suddenly became angry, and buried his mother loudly, anyway, she was busy with breakfast now, even if she wanted to beat herself, she couldn't spare her hand, hahaha, this trick was learned from the well-behaved Fang Shou in my mother's mouth.

"Wow, cousin, you're amazing. The cousin looked admiring: "Run, my aunt will kill you when she frees her hands." ”

"I know it without you saying it. "Because of the summer vacation, the teacher's mother, who is usually busy, can finally free up her hands to teach her husband and children, she can't tolerate a son who is not a good person, no, she is full of confidence and plans to train her son into an impeccable young man within these two months, and by the way, she also pulled her sister's son, that is, Xu Le's cousin.

"Auntie, the ring ruler is on the refrigerator. Xu Legang turned his head. The dead imp unceremoniously fell into the well and said, "Do you want me to help you get it and pour some chili water by the way?"

"Hey, which side are you on?" Xu Le, who was about to run, slipped on his feet and almost fell to the ground, he looked at the little cousin with a flattering look on his face viciously, with a look of disdain.

"Well, Xiaojie is very well-behaved. Mother Xu seemed to be very satisfied with her little cousin's performance, but she didn't take out a lollipop on the spot to reward him: "But you are wrong, if you want to deal with your cousin, you don't need to quit at all." Anyway. He's my own son......"

"Mom!" For a moment, it was really only a moment, and Xu Le was moved.

"So just grab the kitchen knife and you're good to go. ”

"Murderous !!!"

Of course, in the end, it didn't lead to a bloody case, and Xu Le, who was completely frightened, honestly chose to surrender, kneeling in front of the study amid his cousin's snickering and copying the three-character scripture......

It's definitely not biological, you have to do a paternity test, dad, what did you do to marry such a tigress? It's good now, you old guy is running around in the country. I was left with my mother's poison, I can't bear it, I can't bear it, I definitely have to dispose of all the yellow discs you hid in my room!

Xu Le, who was crying and mourning, insisted on the idea that I couldn't be hurt alone, and decided to let my father feel the pain he was feeling now.

"You deserve it. The gloating bear child sneered on the side: "My aunt has the nickname 'Predator Witch' in school." It's the first time someone dares to say in front of her that she is a menopausal old woman, poof~ Peace of mind, cousin, you are definitely my aunt's own son. Otherwise, how could you continue to copy the Three Character Sutra here......? Shall we have dinner?"

"Hey, what plane are you from? Xu Le felt that his back was wet with cold sweat: "Is it so scary? Are you sure you are a primary school student and not a fanatic believer in some devil's special training camp?"

"Cousin, I'm not a terrorist. The cousin looked up. It seems to be stuck in some kind of bad memory: "Sometimes, not knowing is really a blessing. ”

Xu Le unceremoniously slapped this little ghost-sized bear child, stood up, and rubbed his somewhat paralyzed legs: "Hey, no matter what, I won't continue to accompany him." How can I be stupid enough to copy the three-character scripture at home in the beautiful weather? Acura youth and compose youth is what I should do now!"

The little cousin who was slapped was not angry, but looked at his cousin with great admiration: "Cousin, you are really amazing! This is the first time I have seen someone dare to oppose my aunt so blatantly! If you can still stand and talk after today, I will definitely learn from you." ”

"Don't treat other people's mothers as monsters!" complained fiercely, Xu Le ran to his room, grabbed a few books and walked downstairs without looking.

"Why are you going?" As expected, he met his mother, Xu Le, who was still looking like a bamboo in his chest just now, suddenly withered, he smiled, and raised the book in his hand: "Go to a study meeting." ”

"Study meeting?" Mother Xu took off her apron and looked impatient: "What are you doing?

"No, aren't you an elementary school teacher?"

"Why? Think I can't teach you?"

"No!" Xu Le, who was firmly locked by the murderous aura, trembled and smiled awkwardly: "I think that finding more peers to communicate and exchange feelings will help my physical and mental development...... Wait, I'm not going out to play, I'm really going to have a study meeting, I'm going to find Fang Shou and Yuan Xiaoya!"

"Oh?" Mother Xu's hand stopped above the huge ring ruler, as if she remembered something: "It's Fang Shou and Xiaoya, then it's okay, go ahead." Speaking of which, I haven't seen the two of them for almost half a year, and I don't know what's going on lately, stinky boy, be polite when you go to someone else's house, if you still hang like a child at home, even if I can agree, your grandfather, who reads poetry and books, won't tolerate such a scholarly ......."

"Who is your own son?" Xu Le rolled his eyes: "Also, everyone from a scholarly family will not beat or kill their children!"

Xu Le finally escaped with his vigorous posture. It's so dangerous, my mother's last move was really fast and ruthless, and vaguely he almost saw the speeding ring ruler as a white-fronted tiger coming down the mountain, and was almost scared to death. Of course, because of the obstruction of the door, Xu Le escaped from Ascension and finally came to the free outside world.

"Refreshed!"

Someone has forgotten the truth that if you can run and close, you can't run the temple.

"Then, let's go to Fang Shou's kid's house. Xu Le stretched his waist and walked in the direction of Fang Shou's house: "Speaking of which, that kid has been on vacation for several days. I haven't been to myself once. Tut-tut, it can't be a girlfriend or something, right? Probably not? It's just a coward who was rejected by a girl in kindergarten. ”

A few years ago, Xu Le's family also underwent a major relocation, moving from the old house to the new home now, so that it is not only much closer to the school, but also only a few kilometers away from Fang Shou and Yuan Xiaoya's home.

Hawkers, nominally speaking, Fang Shou and Xu Le are also childhood sweethearts...... The bad relationship between the two continued in high school.

"Fang Shou. One~up~come~play~~" Walking to the door of Fang Shou's house, Xu Le, who was full of fun, shouted at Fang Shou's room like a primary school student.

"Ahh shouted again.

"I brought your teacher Cang's ......"

"Click!"

The door opened, revealing Fang Lin's somewhat wary little face.

"Yo, little Linlin. Xu Le, like the big bad wolf who was instigating the little white rabbit to open the door, hooked the corners of his mouth evilly: "I'm here to play." ”

"Bang!"

"......" is completely annoying. Xu Le touched his face a little embarrassed, to be honest, his popularity in school is actually quite good. After all, he has a good skin, and he usually looks like a kind smile, and his sports and studies are among the best, so it's rare to be despised like this.

There's no way, who calls the other party Fang Lin who knows his true face? The hateful appearance of being embarrassed with Fang Shou must have been remembered by this little girl, right?

"Ahem, ahem, Fang Lin. I'm here to find you for a study meeting, you see, I have brought the books well, don't worry, I won't go with him to watch some messy books and DVDs today!" promised the upright Xu Lexin.

Hawkers, in order to deal with his mother, Xu Le will also hold a formal study meeting no matter what~ Anyway, after seeing that guy, he will soon study some things that he likes to see, and use white lies to paralyze this kind little girl, although she has some guilt, but she has to do it for her own life!

"Do you want to study prenatal education?"

"Huh?" After Xu Leleng looked at it for a while, he realized that the book he took casually was not the "Complete Collection of Prenatal Education Stories" that he got from his mother a few years ago, and the legend is that he read it to him when he was pregnant with himself?

"Don't worry about the details. Xu Le hid the book behind him with some embarrassment, and smiled: "Fang Shou and I both have a heart for the benefit of the next generation, especially for little girls......"

"I'm going to call the police!"

"I'm sorry, I got the wrong book!" Xu Le apologized very sincerely: "And then, what about that guy Fang Shou? He didn't come to me for so many days on vacation, his wings were stiff." ”

“......”

Xu Le saw the sadness that flashed on Fang Lin's face, his face couldn't help but straighten, and he didn't have the intention of continuing to joke: "What's wrong with him, is he injured, is he sick?"

"Nope. Fang Lin was silent for a moment before replying in a low voice, "After my brother comes back from school...... The whole person is weird, he goes out early in the morning, comes back in the evening, and locks himself in his room after eating. ”

"What, hasn't that guy always come over like this?" Xu Le breathed a sigh of relief, as Fang Shou's fox friend and dog friend, he didn't ghost with that guy everywhere, and it wasn't the first time he had done this kind of thing to go out early and return late, and the worry just now was too redundant.

"No, it's not just that!" Yuan Xiaoya's expression was a little shaken, she took a deep breath, and said hesitantly: "Although Dad said it's nothing, but, but my brother has become weird since he came back from school, he doesn't like to smile like before, and his eyes are also." Eyes ......"

"Where is he?" Xu Le frowned.

"I don't know. Fang Lin shook his head: "He won't let me go out." ”

"That's right. Xu Le turned his head to look at the big sun above his head, and shook his head gently: "Since the main lord is not here, I have to go out to find it myself, let's go, help me say hello to Uncle Fang." ”

“......”

Xu Le looked at the white and tender little hand that was pulling him speechlessly, and fell silent.

"Please, please help my brother. Yuan Xiaoya lowered her head, but Xu Le still saw the crystal tears: "Please help my brother, Brother Xu Le." ”

"Don't worry. Xu Le did not answer. just smiled lightly: "He's just a big aunt here, and it'll be fine in a few days." ”

"Brother, he's a man!"

The same answer as Yuan Xiaoya, it is really a childhood sweetheart with the same heart as each other. No, maybe Xu Le and Yuan Xiaoya both regard Fang Shou as a big aunt who will come, and there may be a boy who has a few days every month.

Jokes aside, after Xu Le said goodbye to Fang Lin, the smile on his face gradually disappeared, and Fang Shou had known him for so many years, of course he knew what a terrible sister control maniac that guy was. Of course, I know how terrifying that guy's love for Fang Lin is...... Maybe the permanent magnet is not appropriate, but Fang Shou that guy would ignore Fang Lin's feelings and immerse himself in his own world......

walked to Yuan Xiaoya's door and asked the nanny. He smiled with satisfaction.

"Hey, Fang Shou, you kid is really a good fortune. "Yuan Xiaoya went out to find Fang Shou, and it was for several days. It seems that before him, someone has already gone to see the stupid guy who is not a weapon first: "I think about it, where will you kid hide?

Three steps and two steps. Xu Le walked to the park that had once been used as a school and stopped.

"No?" he looked inside, but there were no two of them he wanted to see except for a few bear children, and he frowned secretly, and turned to walk back.

If it wasn't here, where would it be? Could it be Teacher Ming's side? Probably not, Teacher Ming has already been transferred......

It was at this time that he heard the conversation of several imps nearby.

"Hey, hey, do you hear me? It's starting again. ”

"Is that the legend of the female ghost of the old schoolhouse?"

"What's that?"

"I also heard from Xiao Zhang, a few days ago, a few of them went to the forest, saying that there was really something unclean in it, but fortunately they ran fast, otherwise they would have been eaten by that fierce monster! Then, I don't know who went to investigate again, only to find out that more than ten years ago, when the school was just completed, there was a group of students playing a game of paper dismantling in the classroom, saying that a few good friends grabbed a corner of the paper man, and then at a specific moment at the same time, the paper figure could be kept forever friendship or something......

"I know, I know, it's the very famous 'Missing Boy and Girl Group Case', right? I heard that what those children did annoyed the god of paper figures, and was taken away by the angry gods! It's scary! I heard my father talk to Uncle Wang about it. ”

"Uncle Wang is really good to you. The female ghost...... It can't be some girl from the beginning, right?"

"Who knows. Anyway, several children have already heard a chattering female voice coming from inside the woods......"

"It's scary!"

Xu Le tugged at the corners of his mouth, these children are really cold enough to be weird. Looking at their appearance, the fake is going to come true...... A staunch atheist, he kicked one of the little boys in the ass hard.

"Who kicked me?"

"Me!" When the little boy saw Xu Le, he suddenly smiled a little wryly: "It turned out to be Brother Xu." ”

"It's good to know. Xu Le squatted down and smiled: "Remember, there are no ghosts or gods in this world, if you don't learn some Mao Xdong thought and Deng Xping theory at a young age, do you have to wait until you grow up to be brainwashed?" Be careful I tell your parents." ”

"Hey, it's finally a holiday, and I don't want to touch my morality!" protested the boy.

"Die. ”

"It's true, Brother Xu, Xiao Zhang, they really saw it, there are unclean things in it!" The little boy saw Xu Le's disbelief on his face, and suddenly became anxious: "This is true!"

"Hey, you want to copy the three-character scripture, right? Zi said: Respect the ghosts and gods and ......"

Woo Woo Woo ~ A breeze blew.

Although only slightly.

However, everyone present did hear a female voice that was a little unclear and seemed to be muttering something.

"Uh. Xu Le stayed where he was.

"Hell!"

"Mom!"

"Uncle Wang!"

Xu Lezhi didn't run, not because he had a hidden identity like a demon sealer and a monk, nor because he was a staunch atheist, but because he ...... He recognized the voice, the familiar one.

"Really, it was hidden. The children were all scared away, Xu Le let out a long sigh and walked in the direction where the voice came.

"What are you two thinking about hiding in such a dark place in broad daylight, and still being alone? Also, is it really fun to pretend to be a ghost and scare children? Fang Shou children!" (To be continued......)